Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Nezha combed the little monkey's hair slowly, and when he saw him yelling that his arms hurt, his back hurt and his legs hurt, he stretched out his hands to gently rub and press him, and asked him why he had worked so hard. Zai Zai said, "Then you have made an agreement with Xuanju? Tell him to take the horses from the horse farm and quietly leave the Nantian Gate with you, and go to the lower realm?"

Wukong laughed and said, "How can there be such a thing!"

"No, that's too bad!"

The little monkey turned over and sat up, and said mysteriously, "I told Dahei that I want to ask the Queen Mother for his wife, Xiaohei, to go to the lower realm. If he doesn't bring the horses in the stable to rebel, then he won't have a wife." La!"

……

Nezha doesn't know what to say. It seems that his younger brother's idea is no better than his own, right?

Moreover, "Xuanju has a wife"

Wukong nodded and said, "Yes, it's Xuanfeng!"

Nezha let out a long sigh, and lay down on his back, really not knowing what to say...

Xuanfeng was in the Tianhe camp back then, and he was also a famous army horse with the prefix Xuan!

His abilities are not inferior to Xuan Ju's at all.

Wukong actually named him Xiao Hei...

Wukong was lying on his brother's lap, enjoying his brother's massage comfortably. Suddenly, the massage stopped and the backer fell down. He couldn't help opening his eyes and turned his head to look over, "Brother, what's the matter with you?"

Nezha sighed authentically, "Brother is fine, Wukong, can I tell you something?"

The little monkey grabbed Nezha's jacket, rubbed himself into Nezha's arms, raised his head and said, "Brother, what's the matter? Don't worry, just say it!"

Nezha couldn't help worrying, "In the future, if you accept an apprentice or have a child, don't name it yourself, go to the Taoist ancestor to name it, okay?"

Wukong blinked, his big round dark golden eyes were innocent and pure, "Why bother grandpa, I can do it myself!"

No, brother thinks you can't do it!

In order not to make your family hate you, let's give up!Is it ok?

Nezha suddenly remembered the five little fur balls from Huahua's family who were still called red, red, black and black...

Maybe the name is not clever, Wukong was influenced by the Seventh Princess, right?

definitely!

Wukong was lying on Nezha's arm, hugging his brother's neck and moaning, "Brother is laughing at me! Huh~"

Nezha looked troubled: It's not that my brother is making fun of you, my brother is doing it so that your cub won't be laughed at...

Nezha decided to change the subject, and asked the little monkey, "You made Xuanju angry, how did you coax him back?"

Wukong said confidently, "I didn't coax him, I just told him that if he doesn't bring the horses to the world with me, I will take Xiao Hei away, and then I will run away before he gets angry!"

……

Nezha just wants to lie on this mat and become one with the ground...

He didn't want to guess at all, how the furious Xuanju would make trouble in the horse farm...

But Xuanfeng is also there, probably, if it is not guaranteed, the female overlord will kick Xuanju to be honest, right?

Nezha thought so expectantly...

Next to him, Wukong was playing with his brother's hand, rubbing his fingertips for a while, and looking at the palm prints for a while, and said nonchalantly, "Besides, I have been in the Yumajian for a few days, and I even plucked my hair and turned into a monkey I came to help them with their work~”

Nezha didn't understand at first why the little monkey wanted to talk about this matter alone.

But in an instant, he understood it all at once.

Little Heavenly King covered his face with one hand, and sighed weakly again.

If I'm not mistaken, Yumajian must be in a mess now...

Wukong looked up and saw his brother covering his face with his hands, curiously said, "Brother, what's the matter with you, headache? Or eye pain? Do you want to take a nourishing pill?"

Nezha turned around and looked at the hourglass. There was still half an hour before he started to deal with official business. It is better not to take the Yangshen Pill. After eating, he would have to meditate for at least two hours.

Nezha said, "Wukong, you provoked something, didn't you think about how it would end?"

The little monkey let out a sigh, "Think about it, I'm not waiting for the Jade Emperor to send someone to call me~~"

Nezha choked, and then said, "Then why don't you hurry up and tell Uncle Master so that he can go to Lingxiao Palace to rescue you later?"

Wukong was very indifferent and said, "It's okay, I didn't do anything wrong, I just delivered the letter for Master, then I was idle and bored, went to the Yuma Supervisor to have a look at Tianma to relax, and then found that the Yuma Supervisor was short of manpower, so I went I helped them with some work, and then I got tired and came back~"

The little monkey lay comfortably on his brother's arm, and he spread his hands very coolly, "What's wrong with me?"

"Did I offend the Jade Emperor? Or did I cause trouble in the Yumajian? Nothing~~"

"It's none of my business!"

"Hmph, the Jade Emperor prevaricates me with official language, who can't, I will also prevaricate him with official language!"

"It depends on who can speak the scene!"

Nezha made his younger brother suffer a lot from this operation. He turned over, leaned on his head with his hand, and looked at the little monkey intently.

Wukong lost his brother's solid arm as a pillow, and got the impact of his brother's piercing gaze, so he couldn't help but feel uncomfortable, "Why, what's the matter~~"

Nezha shook his head and sighed, "You are a rare talent in our family~"

Oh.

Wukong said blankly, "Then, brother, are you praising me?"

Right?

What a ghost!

Nezha stretched out his hand and flicked the little monkey's forehead, "Hurry up and tell Uncle Master to give him a water mirror, so that he can back you up in the Lingxiao Temple later!" It might be too late to rush to Tushita Palace to ask for an interview, but Shui Jing, a small spell that has become popular in the Three Realms in recent years, is very convenient and quick.

Wukong didn't move at all, rubbed his forehead aggrievedly, and moaned, "It hurts!"

Nezha bluffed and said, "Don't dawdle, in case no one talks to you, being boarded on the Lingxiao Palace will hurt more than this!"

The little monkey pouted, "No way, I have made an appointment with Uncle. After I left the Tushita Palace, Uncle found a time and a reason to go to Lingxiao Palace!"

If you send out the water mirror again now, you are going to reveal your secrets!

When Nezha heard this, he squeezed Wukong's cheeks, "Naughty boy, just watch my brother worry!"

Wukong smiled and threw himself into Nezha's arms again, "I like watching my brother worry about me!"

Be skinny, just say it!

Knowing that my younger brother has made all the preparations, even prepared to prevaricate the Jade Emperor's words, and how to deal with it afterward, Nezha is relieved and doesn't worry anymore "I'm so anxious that I have a toothache!"

Wukong said nervously, "Ah, which tooth hurts? Bro, open your mouth and let me see!"

Nezha was caught off guard for a while, and was held by the strong cub, opened his mouth, looked in, and the little monkey said, "Brother, shrink your tongue, I can't see the teeth, it's on the left side." Does it hurt, or does it hurt on the right side?"

My brain hurts your brother!

In terms of strength, Nezha couldn't beat Wukong, but fortunately he knew the weakness of the little monkey, so he stretched out his hand and scratched Wukong's waist and abdomen lightly, and the little monkey giggled and fell into his arms, " Brother, what are you doing, don't make trouble, I'm showing you the teeth!"

Don't show it!Brother's toothache isn't all because of getting angry with you!

Nezha said, "It's not a big deal, just take a piece of Qinghuo Pill later, it will be fine, even if his tooth hurts, just take one piece, it won't hurt at all!"

Wukong disagreed, "Brother, your life is too rough!"

Nezha got up to put on his clothes, and teased Wukong, "Is it possible that our Wukong is the careful and elegant little highness of life?"

"What to eat and what to wear, you have no right to say that other people live a rough life!"

Wukong looked exquisite, but it was all thanks to the seven princesses, if the supplies from the Yaochi were cut off, and the little monkey was given rough tea and light food and coarse linen clothes, the cub would still accept it all and didn't care at all.

Wukong insisted, "Then it's enough to eat enough and wear warm clothes. If you're not hungry and you're not naked, you're fine!"

"Clothes are clean and not expensive, isn't that what my brother taught me~~"

"But my brother also said that the body and skin should not be damaged lightly!"

"So I was right!"

Okay, okay, Nezha put on his clothes, bent over and rubbed the little monkey's fleshy face that was still sitting on the ground and refused to get up, "Our Wukong is very reasonable! Brother is wrong!"

hee hee~

The little monkey stretched out his arms and said coquettishly, "Hug~~"

Lai Jier!

Nezha picked up the cub, helped him put on his clothes, and said, "Brother is going to deal with business, are you going to stay with me, or go and play with Qiongqi and the others by yourself?"

"Accompany brother!"

When we are in the lower realm, the little friends spend a lot of time playing together, but my brother is in the sky, and the days when we can get together are really few and far between.

Wukong doesn't want to miss the time he can spend with his brother!

Nezha just laughed at him, "I'm so clingy, and I still talk about Qiuqiu. Oh, you came to heaven this time, and you didn't take him with you. When you left, Qiuqiu didn't cry?"

Wukong felt a little guilty, "When I left, I was preparing for the ten-day exam. I said, if he fails in the exam, I will take him to the sky and give him to senior Qilin to teach. This little thing is concentrating on preparing for the exam and has no time to mess around. It's me!"

Nezha just laughed, "You said that you practiced and studied when you were young, and you were not lazy. Who did you learn from Qiuqiu's sneaky and slippery appearance?"

Wukong studied the people around him for a while, "It's either brother Qiongqi or brother Aochun!"

"When the two of them get together, they are the most lazy!" The little monkey said indignantly.

Nezha couldn't help laughing, "In the future, if there are cubs again, we must resolutely put an end to their contact!"

Wukong groaned and said, "Too bad, brother Qiongqi entrusted Kangkang to brother Aochun to take care of him!"

"It's time to wait for the lower realm. It's been several years, how lazy is Kangkang?"

This is called lifting a rock and smashing one's own foot!

Seeing that the little monkey was frowning sincerely and worried about the little white tiger, Nezha could only hold back a smile, and came to comfort Wukong and said, "Don't worry, there is a wife at home. With the lesson of Qiuqiu, they will definitely be very happy." Be careful, you won't give Kangkang a chance to be lazy!"

Wukong sighed, "I wish!"

Talking, I came to Nezha's study room, Huolun Tianwang went to work, Wukong took a book, and read silently at the side, the study room was extremely quiet, and occasionally the two of them looked up together, looked at each other, and smiled silently , as if returning to childhood.

And at this moment, on the Lingxiao Palace, the Yuma Supervisor, the Supervisor and the Deputy Supervisor, are already standing there with their heads bowed and bowed to be interrogated!

The Jade Emperor frowned, and said, "Someone complained that your horse prison guard was not good enough, which caused the Tianma to be restless. It rushed out of the horse prison and rode the horse Tianhe. You can plead guilty later!"

Jiancheng and Jiandeputy lowered their heads and said, "Your minister is guilty!"

Why?What a joy to promise!

The Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment, stroked his beard and couldn't speak for a moment: Yumajian lacked the right to manage affairs, and now the deputy supervisor should handle all matters big and small. He wanted to ask a few questions, but these two justified himself, ah No, to distinguish between one and two, I lifted it up high and lowered it gently, let them go back to gather the horses, and appease the Tianma...

result……

After pleading guilty so quickly, what should I do next?

We can't dethrone these two and demote them to the mortal world, right?

Is there anyone else working in the Imperial Horse Supervisor?

Even if you call the little monkey right now, give him all the seven hundred old, weak, sick and disabled horses in the horse farm, and tell him to take him to the lower realm, but there are still hundreds of horses at the horse selection platform. What a strong Pegasus!

If there is no one in charge, the Yumajian stall is just around the corner!

The Jade Emperor asked Jian Cheng and Jian Deputy General to form an army, and for a moment he didn't know what to say. Taibai Jinxing saw it, and only thought about it in his heart, and then he guessed that the Jade Emperor had no intention of punishing the person in charge of the horse prison!

If these two are fined, who will do the work?

Old Jinxing stood up again and pleaded for the deputy supervisor in front of the Jade Emperor.

Someone handed the ladder, and the Jade Emperor slipped down naturally, and said with a straight face, "Since Jin Xing is pleading for you two, then I will let you go this time, and go back quickly, so that you can take care of the Tianma, and Do not commit such negligence again, or you will be executed without mercy!"

On the face of the supervisor, the deputy supervisor was terrified, and took the order to thank him, but in fact he was very depressed.

No matter how much I love horses, I can't do it anymore, I really can't do it at all...

The irritable Pegasus is so difficult to deal with!

The two of them were about to leave Lingxiao Palace, when the Taishang Laojun next to him gave Mu De Xing Jun a wink, Mu De Xing Jun nodded slightly, stood up, and blocked the two people's way, "Wait a minute, Your Majesty, Wei Chen still has something to say!"

The Jade Emperor saw that it was Mu De Xingjun, so he didn't want to be negligent, and said with a smile, "Xingjun has something to do, but it's okay to say."

Mu De Xingjun said, "It's not a matter of a day or two that the imperial horse prison is short of people. Why did the Tianma suddenly turn back and bomb the camp in a few days?"

"Your Majesty, I feel that there must be a reason for this matter!"

Oh……

The Jade Emperor looked at the Taishang Laojun who was sitting upright beside him, closing his eyes and resting his mind, and thought to himself, where is this Mude Xingjun?

Is this the Taishang Laojun who also started to trip up his nephew?

Tsk tsk tsk, this Taiyi Xuanmen is really ruthless when it comes to teaching the juniors!

The Jade Emperor stroked his beard and said, "Oh? Did Mu De Xingjun find out a thing or two?"

Mr. Mu Dexing said surprisingly, "I have checked before, and it is said that before the Tianma bombed the camp, the little spirit monkey Sun Wukong left in a hurry with his attendants!"

"Before he left, he had been with Xuanju, the head horse of the horse farm. After he left, the Xuanju led the horses of the horse farm, kicked through the fence, and ran out of the horse prison. Go straight to Tianhe!"

what……

The Jade Emperor said in his heart that he had contacted the Queen Mother in private, and said why the little monkey didn't go to the Yaochi to seek the Queen Mother's help, nor did he come to the Lingxiao Palace to ask him, but it turned out that the little monkey was going to The Yumajian worked hard!

Ha ha……

The Jade Emperor stroked his beard and smiled inwardly: "He's a daring brat!"

Mr. Mu Dexing, who was standing below, had already delivered his closing statement, "... Therefore, I speculate that the disturbance in the Yumajian this time must have something to do with the little spirit monkey Sun Wukong, and I hope that your majesty will clearly investigate and punish it severely! "

After Mu De Xingjun said these words, the immortals in the hall were silent for a long time, and then whispered among each other.

Most of them have only one central idea: Mr. Mu Dexing is probably crazy!

Mr. Mu Dexing stood there very calmly: he was entrusted by others, and he didn't purely frame the little monkey, so he didn't feel guilty~

The Jade Emperor pondered for a while, thought for a while, then turned his head and asked the Taishang Laojun, "According to the Laojun's wishes, this matter..."

The Taishang Laojun slowly opened his eyes at this moment, and said slowly, "Your Majesty, everyone knows that the little spirit monkey is the nephew of the poor Taoist. It is better for the poor Taoist to avoid suspicion in this matter. Your Majesty just judges and judges." , the poor will not intervene!"

Blow the air!

If I really punish that little monkey, you will be able to uncover my imperial case before the mother comes to scold him!