Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

After fighting and bickering, and reporting to the adults in the family, he packed up the gifts and packed a lot of specialties from Xiniu Hezhou and Lingtai Mountain. Nezha took the three Wukongs and the big cat Qiongqi all the way to Nanzhan Buzhou Guan Eguchi came.

On the way, Fat Lielie murmured, "I don't know if my sister misses me. The last time I went to see off my relatives, she was still holding me and crying. She picked me up to play when she was free."

It turned out that it had been several years, and He Tong was asked to send letters and things to Lingtai Mountain, and half of them were gone, hum!

Jiuling Yuansheng said, "Speaking is nothing, so you won't be angry with your sister?"

Little Panglong said melancholy, "It's difficult for that girl to marry someone else and live in someone else's house... It's not that my sister doesn't want me, maybe it's not convenient to pick me up?"

Wukong said, "You must be the one who kept talking about living with your sister, so your sister didn't want to pick you up!"

Turn your face, my friend!

Excitedly ran all the way to Guanjiangkou, before the Erlang Temple, someone came to greet him immediately, and he recognized a few people at a glance: the first one is my real king's younger brother, Fire Wheel King Nezha, and the one on the left is my real king The little master uncle, the little spirit monkey Sun Wukong, the one on the right is even more incredible, it is the third uncle!

Even if there is a new face, just these three are enough to make the ghost judge who guards the door warmly welcome them.

It was useless to communicate, just greeted inside, sat down in the inner room, touched the teacup, Yang Jian strode in excitedly from the outside, and a white shadow flew past beside him, it was Xiao Tian dog.

In Yang Jian's welcome voice, "You are here, why don't you tell me in advance, so I can go to greet you", the slender white dog has already thrown himself into Wukong's arms, acting coquettishly.

The tail flicked like Nezha's Hot Wheels!

Nezha laughed and said, "Isn't this a surprise for senior brother!"

Yang Jian smiled and said, "This is really a big surprise." After meeting with everyone and joking, he bent down and picked up Pang Lilie, sat him down with his arms around him, and squeezed the little fat dragon's flesh. Flesh face, "It's grown a lot, why are you still pouting when you see your brother-in-law? Is the dried fish that I sent you last time delicious?"

The cannibal had a short mouth, so Fat Lielie could only awkwardly call out "Third Brother-in-law", looked at the door again, and asked Yang Jian, "Where's my sister?"

Yang Jian was startled, "Don't you know?"

Little Fat Dragon opened his mouth wide, with a blank expression on his face, "What do I know?"

He suddenly stood up from Yang Jian, and said in a super loud and authentic voice, "My sister reconciled with you?"

"My sister returned to Donghai with her dowry!?"

"Say! What did you do to my sister!"

"Did you hook up with other fairies?"

There was silence in the room, even the Xiaotian dog who was acting coquettishly in Wukong's arms froze, and stuffed the dog's head into the little monkey's creaking nest: murderous!

Yang Jian pushed the third brother-in-law down on his knees and slapped his buttocks, "I don't want to order something good!"

Wukong and Jiuling Yuansheng covered their faces with their hands, grinning and looking out through their fingers: Oh!Oops!Hit too hard!

Nezha stopped him, "Senior brother, senior brother, this is my brother-in-law!"

Fat Lie stubbornly didn't say a word, tears were rolling in the circles of his eyes, and he didn't cry out.

Yang Jian was angry and funny, picked him up, pinched his fleshy face, "You little bastard, in your heart, brother-in-law is that bad?"

"Your sister is pregnant. Your eldest brother came to pick her up a while ago and went back to Xihai to raise her baby!"

After all, Ao Cunxin is a dragon, and she grew up under Xihai, that is the most comfortable place for her to stay. She was pregnant and felt uncomfortable in every way. Yang Jian was also worried about his wife's fate, so he sent a letter to Xihai and asked someone to pick her up. Ao Cunxin went back to raise a baby.

Yang Jian originally wanted to follow, but he had the duty of being a sage and a true king, guarding the mouth of the Guanjiang River, so he was not allowed to leave for no reason, so he had to send him far away, watching his wife go away, but he couldn't go to Xihai to accompany her.

However, there are constant water mirrors every day, taking care of three meals in the morning, afternoon and evening.

Everyone was very pleasantly surprised when they heard the news, congratulations!

Nezha smiled and said, "No wonder when we met each other just now, I felt that my senior brother was all red, but he turned out to be a father!"

Yang Jian laughed loudly, shaking the little fat dragon in his arms, "You are going to be an uncle, are you happy? Are you still angry this time?"

Ao Lie reacted blankly for a long while, then suddenly closed his eyes, wrinkled his chubby face, and started crying, "Don't even tell me! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

He, he was forgotten by the family again!

Such a big matter, I didn't tell him at all!

Little Panglong was really sad, tears were rushing, and almost flooded the Guanjiang Estuary.

The big guys coaxed for a long time, and Yang Jian also said, "When your sister left, she vomited in the dark, and she has been resting at home. I didn't dare to disturb her. She must have forgotten you, or she was uncomfortable. , afraid to tell you, you are worried..."

Just as he was talking, a water mirror suddenly lit up with a "wow", and a cheerful voice on the opposite side said lively and authentically, "Husband, today I got a pair of rare pearls. Look, I will use these to make a pair." Earrings, give it to our daughter, don’t they look good... Ah, meat dragon?"

Yang Jian covered his face...

Wife, you don't need to break the stage right now...

The sobbing Fat Lie was choking, looking at Shui Jing with tears all over his face, there was silence for a while, the little Panglong pointed at Shui Jing, "I won't talk to you anymore! Awow!!"

Wukong held back his laughter, grabbed his brother's arm and squeezed it: Brother Lie Lie's nickname is Meat Dragon hahahaha!

He remembered that in the mortal world, it was a kind of pasta~

Yang Jian picked up his crying brother-in-law, and said to Nezha, "Excuse me, please play by yourself, what about us..." Let's settle the housework!

Nezha said with a smile, "Senior brother and sister-in-law can do whatever they want~"

Immortal Erlang blushed, hugged his brother-in-law, carried the mirror, and ran away in a hurry!

The couple have to coax the baby well!

As soon as the two left, Wukong put his arms around Xiaotiangou, rolling with laughter, "I, I never knew that brother Lie Lie was actually called by such a nickname!"

The white fine dog's eyes were round and round, and it was thrown back and forth by the hug.

The little lion didn't know, so the blond boy looked over blankly and said, "Lie Lie's nickname, I vaguely heard it just now, isn't it the meat dragon? What's the matter?"

The little chubby dragon is fleshy, but it is transformed into its original shape, and it is also chubby and round, called a meat dragon, which is really quite vivid.

Wukong then told the origin of the meat dragon, wiped the tears from his laughter, and said, "When I get home, I will tell the ladies in the back kitchen to make them eat the meat dragon too!"

Nezha didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and rumpled the little monkey's hair, "You're so bad!"

Xiaotiangou stretched out its front paws and pulled Nezha's hand away: No way!

Called Nezha also held down and rubbed his hair~

Over there Yang Jian and his daughter-in-law made promises in every possible way, and Ao Cunxin promised that when Fat Lielie returned to Lingtai Mountain, the family would send someone to pick him up and tell him to go home for a vacation. Xiao Panglong stopped crying and hugged the bag his brother-in-law gave him. Guozi ran over with red eyes, threw herself into Nezha's arms, and said two words.

"go home!"

Hey?

Nezha also pinched Panglong's fleshy face, "Does Lie Lie want to go back to the West Sea?"

Little Panglong shook his head, pouted, and said very aggrieved, "They won't let me go by myself, they will pick me up only if I go back to Lingtai Mountain."

"Brother Nezha, let's go home, shall we?"

Seeing the little Panglong acting like a baby with him, Nezha was not only surprised, but also touched, and then rejected Lie Lie's proposal flatly.

They just came, so why not just leave in such a hurry, besides, he still has something to tell Yang Jian.

Seeing that Nezha refused, Little Fat Dragon threw himself into his arms with a whimper, "Please~~"

Yang Jian stretched out his hand, pinched the back of his brother-in-law's neck, and pulled the heavy little fat dragon into his arms again, "Isn't it okay to stay at my brother-in-law's house for two days? My brother-in-law is repairing your nephew's yard. Do you want to go and see where?" What's wrong? Give your brother-in-law some advice?"

Ao Lie made a sad face, "My nephew doesn't know if he is an idiot or a person, how can he repair the yard? You just don't ask me to go home, hum!"

Wukong and Jiuling Yuansheng laughed out loud at the side.

Yang Jian smiled and said, "Your third sister and I both thought it should be a girl, so we cultivated it like a girl!"

There is no problem with oviparous birth, as long as it is a daughter!

He coaxed the little fat dragon, "Brother-in-law has prepared a lot of beautiful gadgets, Lie Lie, do you want to go and have a look!"

go with!

Fat Lielie took his little friend and asked his attendants to take them to the backyard to play in the inner house, and the Qiongqi big cat followed him. Knowing that people were afraid of him, he walked next to the Xiaotian dog, so frightened that Xiaotian The tails are all tucked up.

Seeing that his brother-in-law had disappeared, Yang Jian heaved a sigh of relief, and said to Nezha, "My good brother, you are not surprising me, you are simply frightening!"

"Bring my brother-in-law here next time, won't you make a surprise attack? Let me tell you in advance, can it make you tired or something?"

Nezha couldn't help laughing, and clasped his fists and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, senior brother, I'm really not sincere. I just wanted to make my wife happy. I didn't expect her to be here!"

"You too, why didn't you inform us of such a big happy event?"

Yang Jian smiled and said, "It's not like you don't know how hard it is for people like us to have a child, and Cun Xin is a dragon, who knows how long her pregnancy will last this time."

"October pregnancy is probably impossible, at least ten years, at most a hundred years, but some people can endure it, I thought, let's talk about it when the child comes out, otherwise it will be a waste of happiness, and it will last for several years There is no more content, how disappointing..."

Nezha smiled and said, "What you said is outrageous. You can't just keep it secret because you don't know when the child will come into the world. Anyway, repay the happiness first, at least make the elders happy. Take out some more gifts, and you will have money if you raise a daughter?"

Yang Jian's eyes lit up when he heard this, and then he smiled and nodded at Nezha, "I've learned it badly! I must have learned it from my uncle Bodhi Master!"

Nezha chuckled, "I'm not a gentleman who follows the rules, so there's no such thing as learning to be bad!"

Yang Jian ignored him and said, "What you said makes sense, I'll report to Master and the others later!"

Nezha reminded him, "Don't forget your uncle's too! In the future, your daughter's new clothes will probably come from your uncle, grandma and seven aunts?"

Yang Jian gave Nezha a thumbs up, "You are becoming more and more refined in your ability to beat the autumn wind!"

That is~

Zhenjun Erlang still has another thing on his mind, "I'm still thinking, when my daughter is born, which one should I ask her to worship as her master. Nezha, the last time Lishan's mother came, she said that she accepted her little apprentice at Lingtai Mountain, or Master Uncle is a middleman."

"Do you know the inside story? If I send my daughter to worship Lishan's mother as a teacher, is it safe?"

When Nezha heard this, he almost vomited, "Why did the brother choose Li Shan's old mother? It's very hard work to be her apprentice!"

Yang Jian sighed and said, "Although her apprentice is famous in the Three Realms for using martial arts to enter Taoism, it is indeed very hard work, but I see that she is still very pampering and considerate to her little apprentice Fu Bao."

"Cultivation, there are some people who are not bitter, but a good master is rare, and I and Cun Xin have such looks, my daughter must also be very good-looking. When the time comes, learn some martial arts to defend yourself. If you meet Deng Tuzi, you won't say a word. Down!"

"So after much deliberation, I'm afraid this Li Shan old mother is not the best candidate for my daughter's teacher?"

Nezha thought for a while, stretched out his palm to cover his mouth, and whispered a few small words into his senior brother's ear, but Yang Jian was shocked, "What you said is true?"

"Why did you lie to you! It's just that Wu's status as a senior aunt is sensitive, so she didn't go straight back to Biyou Palace like the previous four senior uncles, so she became a guest elder in Lingtai Mountain!"

Yang Jian pondered for a moment thoughtfully, before saying, "So that's how it is!"

Nezha laughed and said, "So if you really get a daughter and send her to Lishan's old mother to learn art from a teacher, you will take advantage of it and be promoted to a higher level!"

Li Shan's old mother should be of the same generation as Erlang Zhenjun's master Yuding Zhenren. If Yang Jian sent his daughter to Li Shan's old mother's door, it would be...

Of course, it is also possible to be called a senior brother by a daughter-in-law, which is still unknown.

Nezha persuaded her, "The child hasn't been born yet, why are you in a hurry, wait until the weeds fall, and then ask the master or Master Yuding, and ask them to give you a reference!"

Yang Jian sighed, "You don't understand, raising a child to a hundred years old will cause 99 worries!"

Nezha laughed out loud, "Brother, the mortal sayings you said don't apply! How can people like us talk about being a hundred years old? A hundred years old is still an ignorant kid, why? Don't start at a thousand years old!"

Yang Jian laughed loudly, "I like your eloquent manner!"

The two talked about their children and family affairs, and Nezha talked to Yang Jian about the results of clearing demons in the past few years.

Yang Jian said with a sneer, "Lingshan is really stupid and blind, such a big Xiniu Hezhou, as if he couldn't see it, even sent his thoughts to Nanzhan Buzhou."

"This time we have occupied all the mountains and caves in Xiniu Hezhou. When the Tathagata turns his head, I don't know how frustrated and annoyed I will be!"

Nezha said, "I didn't take all of it, most of the rest of the scriptures were given to your uncle!"

The third prince gave advice to his senior brother, "Go back and report the good news to His Majesty, take this opportunity to ask your daughter a cave, and save her a fortune!"

Yang Jian quit, "That enclave is so far away from Guanjiangkou, how can I be willing to ask my daughter to live in such a place by herself?"

Nezha just laughed at him, "Are you stupid? You don't want to give it for free. If you put it there for a little business, isn't it also a property? Then make some small money and buy candy for your little niece. Isn't it good? "

It sounds really good!

Yang Jian stroked his palm, "This time I will personally go to the Heavenly Court to deliver the letter to His Majesty and Empress!"

now it's right!

Nezha patted Xiansheng Zhenjun on the shoulder, "Look, this person has everything if he thinks about it!"

Yang Jian gave a straight thumbs up for his junior brother's brazenness: You are awesome!

They all learned from their master and uncle!

Nezha laughed and accepted the compliment!

Yang Jian asked Nezha carefully, which place and environment are good for the Dharma plate in the hands of the Jade Emperor, and it is worthy of his daughter.

Nezha didn't hide his secrets at all. After thinking about it for a while, he wrote a list to Yang Jian, "These places are big and have good feng shui. And the best advantage is that there are no monsters that eat people, they are all little spirits." things, so when I packed it up, there was basically no blood, and the place was very clean, just right for a girl.”

As if he had found a treasure, Yang Jian took a closer look, circled a few places, and decided to go on a field trip first to see which one is better, and then go to the heaven to find his uncle and ask for benefits!

No no no, report the good news!