Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Nezha saw that the little snake's eyes were bright, but he didn't see the chaotic and dull look at the beginning. He was hiding in the collar of Wukong's shirt, and he refused to accept the snake letter to himself. Obviously, he still remembered the revenge of hitting him with a few sticks.

Little Heavenly King pulled out the little red snake with his hand, and flicked it twice on the top of his head, "You little ungrateful thing! At that time, the way you used your skills and luck was to mess around. If I don't wake you up, call you If you peel off the inner alchemy in a waking state, if you get injured when your mind is confused and go crazy, then who can stop you? You must be beaten to death!"

"I tried my best to save your life, but you still want to bite me? See if I ignore you next time?"

sizzle! !

Help~~~ I killed the snake!

Wukong couldn't help laughing, and stretched out his hand to rub Xiaohong's forehead, "Brother treats you so kindly, you do your best, you have no heart~"

Little Red Snake rolled his eyes, and Zai Nezha's palms trembled, pretending to faint.

The two brothers looked at each other, they didn't expect this to be a little rascal, and couldn't help laughing.

Wukong stuffed Xiaohong back into his sleeve, and continued to listen to his brother's talk about subduing demons.

But it turned out that, away from the Qijue Mountain where the red-scaled python lived, and eight hundred miles to the east, there is a beautiful mountain and river, with many mountains and rivers, emerald mountains, thousands of cliffs and ravines, hundreds of millions of bends and hundreds of bays. Looking at it in mid-air is a blessed place.

This place happened to be chosen by the nine elders of Yingzhou. The nine old brothers calculated that there are many mountains here. If their apprentices moved here, they would each occupy a mountain. They just happened to watch and help each other, so they took this place. French plate to go.

I don't want to put it here, but there is a big monster entrenched here, who calls himself the Yellow-browed Old Buddha, and wields a short soft mace in his hand. He also has two powerful magic weapons, one is a golden cymbal that can pretend to be a person, and the other is a magic weapon that can absorb people. In addition to the four or five hundred little demons under his command, it really caused the Jiulao of Yingzhou to suffer a lot.

As soon as Wukong heard that he could pretend to be a person, he asked curiously, "But it's similar to the purple gold red gourd and the mutton fat jade bottle from Uncle's house?"

The purple gold and red gourds are used by the Taishang Laojun Sheng Dan, and the mutton fat jade bottle is used by the water boy to hold water. They are placed casually in the alchemy room of Tushita Palace on weekdays, but they are also two powerful items. Great magic weapon.

If you take it to the battlefield and deal with the enemy, you only need to call the opponent's name, and if you agree, you will realize that you are already inside.

It's fine if you just want to close it, but if you don't like it and don't want to make a living, post the post "The Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law to obey the order", and it will turn into pus in a moment.

Forgive you, Daluo Jinxian, if you enter these two containers, you will not be able to escape your life.

Nezha used to accompany Wukong to play in Tushita Palace, and he has seen these two things. I don’t know how many times the mutton fat jade bottle has been put down on the ground by Wukong. But the two treasures of the Yellow-browed Old Buddha don't need to be called by their names."

Wukong just laughed, "This saves trouble, and the person who wants to make this magic weapon is also lazy."

Nezha laughed and said, "I don't know if I'm lazy or not, but I'm still a ruthless person. The golden cymbal was locked in and stayed still for three days and nights, and it turned into pus and blood."

Wukong was stunned, "This is comparable to the tormenting uncle."

Nezha almost laughed: Speaking of it, it’s not much better!

The little monkey asked curiously, "What's so weird about that bag?"

Nezha shook his head, "Aside from being able to act like a human being, I don't have any supernatural powers."

I can only pretend to be a person, so it's very unexpected. No one thought that there would be monsters with such magic weapons in Hezhou, Xiniu. Then I went to Lingtai Mountain to ask Nezha to be a rescuer.

Wukong said worriedly, "Is my brother not injured?"

Nezha laughed and said, "Your brother is a heavenly king after all, so he wouldn't go into battle himself. He fought with the yellow-browed old Buddha at the end. Without those two magic weapons, that monster's martial arts skills are not that great." Superior."

Only then did Wukong heave a sigh of relief, "How did you deal with him in the end?"

Nezha smiled, "Give it to the Jade Emperor!"

ah?why?Because of those two incredible magic weapons?

Nezha whispered to Wukong, "The old yellow-browed Buddha finally saw that he couldn't beat him, so he begged me for mercy. Let him have a face!"

After speaking, he winked at Wukong again.

The little monkey immediately understood that this was another shortcoming of taking Lingshan again!

Since he listened to the simplified version of the Great Tribulation of the Conferred Gods taught by his master, Wukong has a general understanding of the way of Lingshan Western Sect and the grievances and grievances of Taiyi Xuanmen.

The Jade Emperor's attitude is to support the Western Sect and Taiyi Xuanmen in the ring, if the stronger side is stronger, he will suppress the weaker side, and if the weaker side is weaker, he will support them.

In the past few years, the Tathagata has never stopped. He wanted to occupy Nanzhan Buzhou as a dojo, and he went left and right. Now he has sent another Arhat who subdued the dragon to the lower realm to preach, and Avalokitesvara even lived with him. Like Dongtu, I hardly ever go back to Purple Bamboo Forest.

His tossing energy is really not very peaceful. The Jade Emperor had already beaten him once because of Dapeng's matter, but because of the matter of Biyou Palace's ransom, in the end there was a lot of thunder and little rain. Although Dapeng was knocked unconscious and killed on the demon-slaying platform, he was brought back to Lingshan by Tathagata.

But this time, it was Maitreya Buddha who was holding the handle.

How to deal with it depends on how the Jade Emperor wants to clean up and restrain Lingshan.

Anyway, Nezha has already sent all the personal and material evidence to Lingxiao Palace.

The two brothers happily returned to Lingtai Mountain to meet Bodhi. The wedding banquet was a trivial matter, so Nezha first told his master and uncle about the old Buddha with yellow eyebrows.

"That demon is also bold. Not only did he steal the magic treasure of Maitreya Buddha, he also practiced well in that mountain. He built a precious pavilion and called himself Xiaoleiyin Temple. He is very arrogant."

Bodhi stroked his beard and smiled, "This demon is ambitious. Not only does he want to be a Buddha for a while, but he also wants to overthrow the Tathagata's seat."

He asked Nezha, "Did the Jade Emperor send someone to Lingshan to summon Tathagata?"

Nezha couldn't help laughing, "Just as my uncle said, when I was going out, His Majesty was ordering the star officer on duty to go to Lingshan!"

This is to lay maggots between Tathagata and Maitreya!

The boy of Maitreya Buddha ran down to be a demon, but called the Tathagata to go. This is an upright way to sow dissension.

The little red snake got out of Wukong's sleeve and hissed twice: They are all bad guys!

Wukong covered his mouth and stuffed it back: adults talk, children don't interrupt!

They were talking, and the children at home heard that Wukong was back, and all ran over together. After seeing the ceremony, Qiuqiu threw himself into his brother's arms and acted like a baby, "Don't even take me! Hmph!" care about you!

Wukong smiled and said, "The last time I asked your master to take you out, I lost my mind to play and didn't do my homework when I came back. How dare I take you out?"

When Guanglin went out to clear the demons in the first year, because they were all small shrimps, he wanted to take his apprentices out to see the world, so he brought all four children with him. As a result, Qiuqiu had a good time. For a month, I didn't practice very peacefully, and I even forgot most of what I learned in the past.

This year's demon clearing is basically hard work. To be on the safe side, Guanglin didn't take the children with him. If you don't take them, don't take them. The master even scares people, saying that the apprentices are out to play wild, and they won't call them out in the future. up!

When Wukong went out this time, he was also afraid that he would be alone, and Qiuqiu was mischievous, and he couldn’t take care of him, so he used this kind of rhetoric to fool Qiuqiu again and again, and the little chaotic said, "I've been so good lately!" Lah, if you don’t believe me, ask senior brother!”

Wukong had to boast and boast, and finally coaxed his brother into a smile on his face, and that was the end.

At night, this little thing acted coquettishly and wanted to sleep with his brother, and squeezed between Wukong and Nezha, so that the two of them didn't dare to talk until Qiuqiu started snoring and blowing snot and bubbles with his chubby belly. Only then did some small things be said in a low voice.

Nezha watched Wukong gently pat the ball, coaxing him to sleep, and suddenly remembered that when he was a child, he had actually been looking forward to this day.

The three brothers slept on the same bed, with themselves in the middle, and the two older brothers coaxed themselves to sleep, their soft whispers accompanied by the gurgling rain outside the window...

But that scene never happened until he left that home.

Now the three brothers are their own masters, and the brotherhood has long since disappeared.

The way is different, so we don't conspire with each other.

Nezha was in a quiet trance, Wukong listened to the sound of rain outside the window, and whispered to his brother, "One autumn rain and one cold, brother, I see that this year's demon clearing is almost over."

Xiniu Hezhou is vast, and it should be snowing near the north.

It was like this last year. After the snow fell, all the places stood up one by one, and everyone went back to Maodong.

Nezha came to his senses and nodded, "I'm quite tired this year, and I think it will be earlier than last year." After all, this year's monsters are hard to beat.

For example, the nine elders of Yingzhou, after clearing the Xiaoleiyin Temple, went home to rest with their hands on their waists. They didn't even return to Wuzhuang Temple. It is said that they will not participate in this year's summary meeting.

I want to recuperate, so I won't go out.

Wukong laughed when he heard what his brother said was funny, "Is it happy to be hiding at home?"

Such a large area was hit once and hurt a lot, but after all, it was cleaned up, and a monument was erected, with my name written on it. Can you not hide and have fun~

Nezha nodded the little monkey, "People have grown up, but they are still so narrow!"

Wukong smiled without being annoyed, and turned around to ask Nezha, "Then this time, can we live in peace at home for a few more days?"

Nezha nodded. Although it was night, the pearl on the top of the bed emitted a soft gleam, making his eyes as bright as stars. "If all goes well, I should be able to stay until the end of the year when I come back this time."

At the end of the year, you have to go back to the sky and report to the Jade Emperor the progress of the year without delay.

Wukong just laughed, "The Jade Emperor is in the sky. I saw my brother two or three times this day, and I had to say a few words, why is it you, why is it you again? Why is it always you?"

Nezha almost laughed out loud, and stretched out his hand to flick Wukong's head, "I just said you were narrow-minded, but this time you are really brave, even the Jade Emperor dared to arrange it!"

The little monkey smiled, although he had grown into a half-grown child, he was still a little monkey in front of his elder brother.

The two hadn't seen each other for a long time, and they talked for a long time, until Qiuqiu turned over and groaned into his brother's arms, then stopped talking, closed his eyes and pretended to sleep.

Wukong held the ball, Nezha put his arm on the little monkey, and the three brothers soon fell asleep together.

The next day Mo Ang Xiaoshuai and Ao Chun returned to Lingtai Mountain with Fat Lie Lie. Wukong got the news and hurried to the main hall. After seeing the ceremony, he returned the little red snake to Ao Lie, and asked Xiao Pang Lie in a low voice. Long said, "Where's your brother? Why didn't you bring him?"

The little baby with two rice grain milk teeth, not to mention how cute it is!It's just that when he was in Guanjiangkou, due to his status, Wukong wanted to accompany the guests in the hall, so he didn't touch it a few times, and he was thinking about it.

Little Fat Dragon looked at his little friend, and pouted, "Don't think about my younger brother, he is still young! Even if you want to borrow it, it will take another few hundred years!"

Wukong smiled embarrassingly, "Why, it's not that I haven't seen you, let's say hello~~" Turning around and saying, "I really didn't come~"

Fat Lie snorted, crossed his arms and said, "Tell my second brother to take him back to Xihai! I won't show it to you!"

Wukong sighed: I missed another little boy who called himself brother~

The little Panglong was shocked, "Your idea is not good. Although Ao Wang is still a two or three-year-old baby in human form, he is really hundreds of years old and must be older than you! At the Antiy Conference, he Already born!"

"He is the elder brother, you are the younger brother!"

The abacus beads fell through, and Wukong was extremely lost...

In a few days, Taiyi rescued Ku Tianzun sent his apprentice, the little lion Jiuling Yuansheng, and looked at the tall boy with blond hair in front of him, Wukong and Fat Lilie were stunned, "Yuansheng Brother, you have transformed!"

"Yuansheng, your hair is golden!"

Jiuling Yuansheng scratched his head embarrassingly, "I only realized that I have turned into this after looking in the mirror. Does it look awkward? It feels a bit ugly..." He still thinks black hair looks good!

Fat Lilie said, "Where does it get ugly? It's beautiful! Isn't it the same color as your original hair?"

Wukong also nodded vigorously, "Brother Yuansheng looks so pretty!"

"My second king's hair has always been black. In fact, I also thought about asking him to change his hair to light blonde, but he just disagrees. What a pity!"

Where, what a pity!

Be careful that the second king won't come out to play with you again!

The little friends reunited after a long absence, so they were naturally very happy. They got together and chatted about the things after the parting. Fat Lilie said curiously, "Yuansheng, do you really have nine heads now?"

"Then how tired your neck is!"

Jiuling Yuansheng said with a smile, "It grew out in the past, you have also seen it, the other eight are slightly smaller, and the head in the middle is the largest, not very heavy."

"Besides, the nine heads are Dharma Bodies. Normally, if I return to my original form, I will still have one head!"

Oh~~

Wukong leaned on his chin and said yearningly, "Brother's dharma body has three heads and six arms, brother Erlang's dharma body is ten thousand feet tall, brother Yuansheng's dharma body is nine heads, I don't know what the dharma body will look like when I grow up~"

Fat Lie Lie also said, "My brother said that the dragon clan is more than a thousand feet long, and they are all small dragons. In the prehistoric times, the ancestor dragon stretched out, covering the sky and covering the sun, and the whole sky was covered with the body of the dragon, which was very spectacular."

"I also want to grow up like that in the future!"

The two babies, who were still growing, sighed in unison.

Jiuling Yuansheng touched the two comfortingly, "It will grow taller, this time Wukong has grown a lot taller!"

The two puffed out their small chests again: That's~~

Jiuling Yuansheng came back and made up some homework progress. Wukong and Fat Lilie waited for him to learn bigu again. At the end of the year, when Nezha returned to the Heavenly Court, Wukong and his friends went to retreat to practice together!

In order to grow taller, fight!

As a result, this time when the winter snow receded, Lingtai Mountain ushered in spring again, and Nezha returned from the Heavenly Court safely, Wukong, who was out of the gate, found out in despair: no growth!

Angrily, the little monkey went to his master for help: what's the use of practicing without growing tall!

Patriarch Bodhi laughed and said, "Then the cultivation is not entirely for the purpose of growing taller, it is probably because Lingqi thinks that you are growing too fast and your bones are too thin, so you may not be able to support them, so this time, you have to grow your bones, right? "

Wukong was skeptical, touched his arm, and found that it was exactly as the master said: the bones in his arm had become thicker!

The little monkey had no choice but to sigh and discuss with his body, "Good bone, do your best, don't waste it, don't grow too thick, just enough!"

Bodhi took a sip of tea and sprayed it all.