Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

After the children left, the Taishang Laojun asked Bodhi again, "You are a Buddhist cultivator named Jin Chan, and you are teaching the Dharma in your Taoist ashram. What are you talking about?"

Although Buddhism and Taoism belong to the same family, after all, they belong to two religions, and they are still very different. How can you talk nonsense?

Bodhi smiled and said, "Brother, don't worry, I won't mention it, isn't the golden cicada inappropriate? Didn't he go to the mortal world and reincarnated several times, so he told the children how this mortal lives, even though he was reincarnated. , Most of the time I was on the road, and I almost died halfway in the end, but I have some experience anyway, and it is beneficial to tell our children who are about to go down to the world to practice."

The food in ordinary restaurants can't be the same as that in the canteen at home. You can go in and get the food plate, and then you can go to the table to eat.

I have to give money.

The clothes in ordinary shops are not given to you, you can take them away after you say thank you.

I have to give money.

Money is not given randomly, it depends on the price.

When you meet someone you like, you can't just go up and confess, or you can simply drag him into the cave.

Children in the mortal world are very fragile, soft and tender, like tofu, and cannot be carried around by the neck like our own cubs.

……

The little demons in Lingtai Mountain have grown up from generation to generation, and there are always some stupid people who don't understand anything, and go to the mortal world with their heads covered, and come back crying after suffering a big loss. It is always good to listen and learn more.

Bodhi smiled and said, "Otherwise, the father and daughter would stay at our house for free, and Jin Chan wouldn't feel at ease, wouldn't he~"

The old gentleman had no choice but to point to Bodhi and said, "You!"

I can't wait to squeeze out the oil from the date pits!

Bodhi muttered, "Then our family's food is not easy to come by~~"

Vegetables don't need to be grown by humans?Worms don't want people to catch them?

The Taishang Laojun didn't want to look at him anymore, and he was upset, so he just said to his nephew, "I'm going back now, about the monster clan, Nezha went to Wuzhuang Temple, just mention it to everyone, don't worry about it." It's heart-wrenching."

"When I go back to heaven, call your master, and go to His Majesty to discuss it carefully. What kind of regulations is this? The monster clan sent people here to be disciples, or whatever. There must be an explanation. It's just so muddled."

"You also told everyone not to be impatient. You know what's going on in your heart, and that's all you need to know about it."

Nezha clasped his fists and bowed to salute, "Disciple will abide by the law."

The old gentleman said to Li Shan's old mother again, "It's in a hurry to come back, and it's inconvenient. When you have a chance next time, you can take the children to the Tushita Palace for a stroll. It won't be too late to see you again, and your master You also told me before that I want to see you! So just go in the future, don't be restrained."

Li Shan's old mother smiled and said, "Master, don't worry, Wudang knows everything! Next time I go to Heaven, I will definitely visit you!"

The Taishang Laojun smiled, hugged Wukong once, and left leisurely on the cloud. Wukong stood in the yard, took his brother's hand, watched the auspicious clouds go away, and sighed, "Uncle came and went in a hurry, there is no one. Have a bite to eat at home."

Bodhi rubbed his little apprentice's hair, "It's been half an afternoon since we finished eating, should we go to practice martial arts?"

Wukong pouted: Who brought me here to "play", do you know it in your mind?

So Master, you are killing a donkey, right?

The little monkey made a face for the master, said goodbye to the senior sister, kidnapped Nezha, went to the door to find Qiongqi who was still waiting for him, and ran away in a hurry.

The other cubs, just now went with Qiuqiu and Fubao to eat the newly cooked steamed cake~

Only the old mother of Li Shan was left, and the Wudang girl bowed to her master, "The matter of the apprentice's new apprentice, I'll leave it to you~"

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Bodhi's answer, he turned around and restored the old woman's appearance, called a little Taoist boy, and went looking for the place where Jin Chan lectured.

She has to supervise and see if this new Bodhisattva has said something that shouldn't be said to her disciples!

In the main hall of Lingtai Mountain, which was bustling just now, Bodhi was the only one left. The Daoist Lord, who was facing the teacher's face, sighed desolately, stood in the spring with his sleeves folded, and suddenly sneezed loudly!

Who, who scolded me?

Bodhi thought that no one would pay attention to him in the next day, but in the middle of the night, when the spring breeze gently blew the screen window, he heard the familiar light footsteps again.

Bodhi opened his eyes: Huh?

The little monkey was hugging his own pillow, without pajamas, fluffy and fluffy, and skillfully burrowed into the master's bed.

Bodhi stretched out a finger and pressed the little apprentice's forehead, "Stop it! Why don't you sleep with your brother in the same bed in the middle of the night and come to Master's place?"

The little monkey giggled, "Brother was put to sleep by me, and Qiuqiu was put to sleep by me too! I will sleep with Master tonight!"

Bodhi said in surprise, "Your brother finally came back, and you will leave tomorrow, and you won't accompany him? If he leaves early tomorrow morning, won't he not be able to see you?"

The little monkey waved his hand and said boldly, "Brother said, he will go to Wuzhuang Temple tomorrow and he will be back soon. If it goes well, he can have dinner with me! Don't worry~"

Bodhi watched helplessly as the little apprentice dodged and slipped in. He even arranged his own small pillow, patted it lightly, and then obediently lay on his side on it, face to face with himself.

Bodhi bluffed, "Master is asleep, I don't need you to put me to sleep!"

The little monkey pouted, "Master is lying! He is still talking with his eyes open when he is asleep!"

Bodhi said, "Master's heart is asleep, that is falling asleep."

……

The master and the apprentice looked at each other for a while, and Wukong said slowly, "Master, can you talk in your sleep for a while, and chat with me?"

Ok……

Bodhi sighed helplessly, "Oh, little thing, why is this curiosity so strong!"

He nodded Wukong's nose, "Why don't you ask your brother, but come to torture Master? Master is so old, shouldn't he have a good rest?"

Wukong leaned on his chin and said, "I asked my brother, and my brother said that you can't talk about the elders behind your back, so don't tell me. Moreover," the little monkey stretched out his little finger and pointed at Master on the tip of his nose, "Master, Have you forgotten, I have seen what you really look like!"

"Not old at all, very young!"

Bodhi chuckled, "How young is that?"

The little monkey thought for a while, then scratched his head, "Hmm... a little younger than brother Erlang!"

"Brother Erlang always has a sad face and frowns, not as young as Master!"

Bodhi looked surprised and said, "Wow, that's really young!"

The little monkey nodded immediately, "Master, look, brother Erlang is only getting married, and you are not too late!"

Bodhi said, "I think you are sleepy!" If you mention this again, don't even want to hear anything tonight!

As soon as the little monkey covered his mouth, his big dark golden eyes were full of guilt: I didn't say anything!

hum~

Bodhi put down the arm that was leaning on his head, pulled the pillow over, and lay down on it like his apprentice, hugging his shoulders and said slowly, "Ask, what exactly do you want to know?"

"But Master has already told you that tonight, I can only ask one thing!"

Wukong can grasp the key point, "Then master, tell me about the catastrophe of conferring gods before I was born?"

"Three great calamities, my brother told me the first two, but the third one refused to tell me, so I just want to know this~~"

"Master, you have already promised me, don't be foolish! Say it quickly!"

Little thing, you really know how to grasp the general direction, Bodhi said helplessly, "It's a long story!"

Wukong is a genius who fools others with these words, how can he be fooled by his master, he is dangling Bodhi's sleeves, "Listen~"

Bodhi sighed: Well, where do I start?

The little monkey reminded in a low voice, "Let's start from the time when Senior Sister Wudang and the four elder brothers of Biyou Palace were still master and apprentice..."

You little bastard, there is no one in the world smarter than you!

Bodhi angrily slapped the little monkey on the forehead, thought for a while, and said to the little apprentice, "At that time, Master was not called Bodhi..."

Waking up early the next morning, Nezha came to see Wukong at his uncle.

Bodhi sat at the table under the window and poured himself a drink. When he saw Nezha, he said, "If you tell him, it will save me half a day of talking! This is good, I haven't caught it all night. Sleep, you should have a good night's sleep!"

Nezha was not guilty, he knelt down and said, "The Great Tribulation of Conferring the Gods involves the elders in the family, how dare the nephews and grandchildren speak nonsense, and what's more, if they say something wrong and make Wukong sad, that's not good."

"Uncle Master is careful, he knows what to say and what not to say, so it's perfect for you to teach Wukong."

Bodhi sighed, "I can't tell you!"

Nezha just laughed, "Master Uncle, how much did you say last night? Did Little Martial Uncle cry?"

Bodhi said with a sad face, "Why are you crying? You were so excited, you jumped on my bed for most of the night, holding his little golden cudgel, and said you were going to fight for [-] rounds!"

Nezha laughed, "With whom!"

Bodhi sighed and said, "I don't know who he is going to fight with. Anyway, when he heard me say that the two armies were fighting, he would play the monkey stick."

Nezha couldn't help laughing, "Where's my little uncle?"

Bodhi pointed to the inside, "After tossing and tossing all night, I didn't go to sleep until dawn, I haven't woken up yet, go and have a look! His golden cudgel is still in his hand!"

Nezha went to the bed in the inner room to take a look, but it wasn't so, he was sleeping soundly on his back, with a golden cudgel in his right hand, and a corner blanket on Xiaopang's belly, neither hot nor cold.

Nezha saw that Wukong was in a deep sleep, so he didn't call him. He came out and said a few words to Bodhi, then went to call the soldiers, and went straight to Wuzhuang Temple.

Wukong fell asleep this time, and not only slept through breakfast, but also missed lunch. When Nezha came back in the afternoon, the boy sat by the bed, rubbed his eyes sleepily, and was in a daze when he saw Nezha coming in. I called out with a nasal voice, "Brother~"

Nezha saw that the little monkey's hair was messed up from sleeping, so he took out a small comb, combed it carefully and gently, and watched Wukong put on his clothes neatly, and then carried him out.

The little monkey was originally nestled in his elder brother's arms and acted coquettishly. When he saw the master, he immediately became energetic. He jumped out of Nezha's arms, ran to Bodhi's side, patted his chest and said, "Master, don't be sad, wait After I have practiced my skills well, I will go to Lingshan and bring back all the disciples and disciples we stopped teaching!"

I can thank you!

Bodhi shook his head vigorously, "Master doesn't want it, Master can't afford it. They are all grown up and can be eaten!"

"And they don't eat meat, so we'll eat up all the vegetables in our vegetable garden!"

Goku was discouraged, "Okay..."

But the little monkey took out the golden cudgel and danced it in his hand, "Master! If someone will bully you in the future, tell me! I will teach them a lesson for you!"

ok ok!Little ancestor, let's talk when we speak, express our determination when we express our determination, don't use knives, okay?

Master's wine cup is carved from prehistoric chalcedony, and there is only one, if it is broken, there will be no more!

Bodhi called the little monkey over, and said very seriously, "Wukong, do you know what Master is doing now?"

The little monkey blinked, thought for a while, and popped out a word, "Poor?"

Cough cough cough! ! !

Kneeling and sitting opposite Bodhi, pouring a glass of wine from a teacup, Nezha who secretly took a sip spit it out...

Bodhi dispersed the wine mist calmly, not a single drop flew over, nodded and said, "Right! Master is very poor! So in the future, Wukong must not mention Master's old name when he is outside, you understand?"

The little monkey said in a low voice, "Master, did you owe a lot of debts back then, did you have many creditors?"

...Also, about the same! ?

Wukong patted his chest again, "Master, don't worry, in the future this disciple will definitely earn a lot of money and save a lot of money, and ask Master to pay off all the foreign debts!"

"Because Master has to restore his appearance after all. You are safe now, but you really can't marry Master's Wife!"

puff……

Nezha took a second sip of wine again!

Bodhi took out a ruler from his sleeve, and tapped Nezha on the forehead, "Will you drink? If you don't, don't spoil my wine!"

Nezha pushed the flagon cup a little far away~

He stopped drinking, he was afraid of choking to death!

The little monkey sighed, "Even if master doesn't want to marry his wife, he still has to think about his sister!"

Bodhi wondered, "What happened to your senior sister? What did she tell you?"

The little monkey said, "Senior sister didn't say anything to me, but she learned from Master, and she also dresses like an old lady!"

Do you blame me too?

Bodhi lay down on the floor, pretending to be dead!

The little monkey squatted beside his master, leaning on his chin and staring at his master's face.

The eyes of the little monkey are endowed with supernatural powers, able to break through all obstacles in the world, and see through the truth. Bodhi is a sage, and he is especially sensitive to the eyes of the little apprentice. What are you doing here watching over Master if you don’t go to practice for a long time?”

The little monkey sighed like a little adult, "Master is the most handsome bachelor I have ever seen!"

Nezha hiccupped.

Bodhi didn't answer, just looked at his apprentice and said "but".

Unexpectedly, Wukong got up and ran away with Nezha.

Bodhi suddenly straightened up and shouted, "Praise Master for being good-looking, so you should! What are you talking about being single!"

Because the master is not there, Danshen, who can only come to ask the master for advice with his homework, happened to pass by the junior uncle and the senior brother. Hearing the movement of the master, he cautiously poked his head in from the door and said, "Master, what's the matter with me?"

……

Bodhi cried in anger!

As a result, the little monkey came to see Master again in the middle of the night.

Although Bodhi was angry, he chanted a hundred times not to leave lights for the little disciple, but today the lights in the room are still gentle and bright.

Seeing Wukong coming, Bodhi snorted without opening his eyes.

Wukong lay beside Master, whispering authentically, "Master, I will never urge you to get married again!"

Bodhi opened his eyes in surprise, "You don't want Master Mistress anymore?"

Wukong nodded, then shook his head again, "Actually, I still want it, but my brother told me today that you can't force others to make things difficult for you, that's not good."

"Although I also want to be hugged by Master's wife, but Master doesn't want to get married, so forget it."

"And my brother said that to get married, you have to be with someone you like. I think that Master has no one he likes, and there is no one who likes Master, so we can't force Master to marry."

"No one likes" Bodhi covered his chest: woo woo woo...

Little bastard, do you know how many people admired and looked up to your master back then?

The men and women who pursue your master and me can be ranked from Buzhou Mountain to the Big Dipper!

The little monkey looked at Master with pity, "Those people, where are they now?"

Ok……

Possibly, fallen?

Wukong sighed, and patted Master on the shoulder, "Master, they are the ones who are not good enough for you! If they break up, let them go~ Don't be sad! It's not worth crying for this kind of person!"

...Little bastard!

Master cried because of your anger!