Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

During the morning class, the Seventh Princess heard about this, hugged Qiuqiu, and laughed at the cub, "I've been your master's apprentice for more than a hundred years, why are you so slow-witted?" ?”

Qiuqiu blushed, buried on Seventh Princess's shoulder and refused to lift it up: Anyway, he is confused about the relationship of seniority, what's the matter~

Pang Lilie's focus was elsewhere, and the little Panglong leaned over to the child without any suspicion, and whispered in a low voice, "Ling Xiao, your mouth can only send things in the past, can you go from there? Are you bringing something here?"

I have already returned the used plates well, so it should be no problem to fetch something, right?

Qiuqiu turned Yuanwanzi's face away, and said vigilantly, "What do you want to do?"

The Big Thieving Cat who was sitting at Wukong's back table understood it very well, and smiled from the sidelines, "Of course I want to ask you, can I just get some food from the kitchen here~"

Think about it, if Qiuqiu's mouth is connected to the back kitchen in the dining hall, then the master chefs will bring over a plate after they fry a dish, wouldn't it be possible to eat the newly steaming hot dish without waiting? ?

After eating, throw the dishes back along Qiuqiu's mouth~

Wow, how much work will be saved~ You don’t need the little monsters in the canteen to run around to get food boxes~

Qiuqiu looked at Big Thieving Cat and Little Panglong with the same expectant expressions, and his puffy face became more puffy with anger, "Impossible! No!"

Chaos can swallow everything in the world, turn it into chaos vitality, and replenish your body. The ball is still small, and it can't be digested, so it just spit it out somewhere else.

It was also because he was still young and had a rough heart. He didn't close the small passageway properly, and asked ordinary people to stuff back all the used dishes and bowls. Spit on my brother's bed...

Little White Gouzi is already very annoyed when he thinks about this, okay?

Still want to help you get your meals?

impossible!Absolutely impossible!

……

At noon, everyone ate a meal that was covered with Qiuqiu's saliva.

The classroom was very quiet. After a long while, the seventh princess swallowed a mouthful of food while holding back her nausea, and said in a low voice, "It's not that I dislike balls, ah Ling Xiao, but we've been sitting all morning, and our legs are numb, so we can't take a walk Take a walk?"

So let's go to the dining hall to eat by ourselves in the future, shall we?Exercise and eat more!

With dull eyes, Qiongqi stuffed a slobbering leg of lamb into his mouth, chewed it randomly twice, and said in his mouth, "The Seventh Princess is right!"

The others were silent, quietly eating their lunch under Qiuqiu's murderous eyes.

Qiuqiu said, since he was ordered to take the food, if anyone dares not to eat, he will suck his food away in the future!

That, that's too scary.

The food at home is so delicious, who wants bigu!

In the commotion at noon today, only Wukong, who was watched very strictly by everyone and who was still eating Yaochi Xiaozao and had never eaten at home, survived the disaster and escaped the catastrophe.

In the afternoon, Nezha took the cubs to the martial arts class. Seeing each of them listless, he was quite puzzled.

Fat Lilie sighed sadly, rubbed his stomach and said, "Heavenly King, don't ask, it's because the stomach and intestines are not digesting well."

The faces of Salvia Red Grass and Liu Er turned green, and the big thief cat Qiongqi groaned a few times.

Um?Have a bad stomach after eating together?

Nezha took his twenty soldiers to train in the morning, and ate with them at noon. He didn't know the inside story, but seeing that they were not feeling well, he lowered the difficulty of the training a little. Wukong and Qiuqiu, who were all right, received special training.

The Seventh Princess, who didn't take martial arts classes with everyone, came back after playing wildly all afternoon, and Qiuqiu threw herself into her sister's arms, "My flesh hurts, woo woo woo..."

Then she was stabbed in the face by the cocklebur on Princess Seven...

Hey!

Little Chaos is really crying, "Sister Seven, why do you still have hidden weapons..."

The Seventh Princess laughed loudly, and instead of coming to hug the cub, she reached out to rub Xiaoyuan Cub's blushing face from the prickly cocklebur, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my sister forgot to pull the cocklebur off!"

Everyone came over and took a look, even the big thief cat shuddered: Huh~!What a ruthless person!

This person was already wearing a green skirt today, but his body was covered with a layer of cocklebur!

Not only that, the Seventh Princess also put an omission spell on her skirt, if you don't pay attention to it, you won't be able to spot the clues on her skirt at all!

This, this, this is too insidious and cunning!

Whoever leans over here can't be tricked!

The old love turned into its original form, and the big thief cat who was yelling at the Seventh Princess and combing its hair all exploded, "Don't come here, don't come near me!"

He didn't want to pull the cocklebur from his body with all his strength!

That shit is annoying the cat to death, okay?

The Seventh Princess smiled and used a trick to pull off all the cockleburs on her body, and they gathered a large pile on the ground. The girl said triumphantly, "I've been learning how to make clothes from my aunt on the mountain recently. I found a good way to imitate the appearance of cocklebur and make a thorny garment, what do you think?"

……

Everyone fell into a soundless silence.

After a long while, Nezha said, "Your Highness, this precious garment has more attack than defense, but you wear it to hug your enemy and stab him to death?"

Or, do you want to stab the loved one who hugs you to death?

Unexpectedly, the Seventh Princess waved her hand handsomely, "This is not for us fairies, but for women in the mortal world~" A while ago, Yang Chan mailed her a new book of words from the mortal world. The story said, The fairy went down to the hot spring pool, her dress was taken away by someone, and she had to marry that shameless mortal...

Only seeing this, the seventh princess couldn't read anymore, she just felt that she was really powerless to complain.

Let's not talk about why the fairies in the sky go to the hot springs in the mortal world, let's say that girls bathe in the wild, and they are still fairies. Isn't the vigilance so low that they don't even have a ban?

Even if there are no strangers in this wilderness, what if there are ferocious beasts?

It's not good to be frightened if you can't hurt the fairy, right?

Pull up the prohibition, dare to approach, and immediately bounce back, if you dare to rush in, you will be wiped out, and you will be burnt inside and tender outside, okay?

And the fairies are so careless, throwing away the clothes they take off casually?

The fairy is so poor that she doesn't even have a storage bag and a change of clothes?

Even fairies don't know magic spells, and if someone takes their clothes, they can't transform into a mist, and take advantage of the mechanism to stop the villain?

Still married?If you don't knock out your teeth, you won't be able to vent this bad breath!

The seventh princess scolded the plot in the book, and suddenly remembered that there are no fairies in this world, but if it is a girl from an ordinary family, would she really encounter such a prodigal who snatches clothes and threatens them?

For a while, the seventh princess has been learning from the aunt of the Yaozu, how to protect herself in a way that does not attract the attention of ordinary people when she goes out to practice.

It's the kind of method that a mortal girl can also use.

Let her come up with one today~

grab clothes?I'll stab you to death first!snort!

ha?The cubs made doubtful voices, but the seventh princess refused to talk to these innocent little ones any more. She packed up all the cockleburs on the ground, picked them up, and pinched the teary eyes with one free hand. Qiuqiu's chubby face, "Sister will rub your meat later!"

After all, he ran away like the wind!

The Seventh Princess ran away excitedly, leaving the bewildered cubs at a loss as to what happened~

What's wrong?So what is His Highness the Seventh Prince going to do with such horrible clothes?

Fat Lilie came over, picked up a cocklebur that was missed by the Seventh Princess, and stuck it firmly on Qiongqi's forehead when he was unaware, "Open the eyes of the sky!"

Hey!

The big cat howled miserably, controlled by its nature, couldn't help looking at it, its two eyeballs were aligned, it wanted to aim at the position of the cocklebur, and then stretched out its paw to scratch, "Ao Lie, don't you want to live? ! Take it off for me!"

Little Panglong stuck out his tongue, "Brother Qiongqi, I'm opening your eyes to the sky!"

Believe you are a ghost!

The big cat jumped on it with a whimper, "Your brother is not here, no one can save you today!"

The little fat dragon screamed sharply, turned into a little white dragon, and was about to fly in a hurry, but was patted down by the big cat's paw~

Qiuqiu saw that this was revenge several times, and immediately rushed over with his chubby belly, "Brother Qiongqi, I'll help you!"

These cubs hadn't lived in the mortal world very much, and they didn't hear the unfinished meaning in Seventh Princess' words, and they had already gathered together to play and play.

Nezha, who was standing by the side, remembered what he saw and thought when he was living in the mortal world, frowned silently, sighed, and said nothing.

On the other hand, Wukong and Liuer, one with a pure mind, and the other who had wandered in the world of mortals for many years, understood somewhat, walked over and took Nezha's hand from left to right, and gave him a worried look.

Nezha smiled and patted Liu Er's shoulder, bent down and picked up the little monkey.

Wukong sighed sadly at this kind of differential treatment, and Nezha smiled and said, "Little people, where do you sigh so much?"

The little monkey rubbed his cheeks, and said with a sad face, "Zi Zi is still a nephew, I can transform into form~ I am a little uncle, but I am still a little..."

Nezha couldn't laugh or cry, and comforted, "I think Wukong has grown a lot taller these days, why don't you come and measure your height?"

ok ok!

Liu Er saw that the two men had recovered, so he ran away and followed the senior brother and the second senior brother to fight for the third senior brother and the two senior uncles.

As a result, if he didn't pay attention, he was also fished in and beaten up!

When Bodhi came, Nezha was standing in front with a pointed gun, Wukong was by his side, and the others were squatting on the ground in an orderly manner, with a classic book in front of them, and they were reciting by ear.

If it wasn't for the weird posture, plus there were no bruises on the face, messy clothes, and unkempt hair and scalp, then it would have been a normal study session.

Bodhi suppressed a smile in his heart, pretending not to know on his face, "Yo, what kind of novel way of memorizing calligraphy is this?"

The Qiongqi big cat snorted, feeling very wronged: He is a pure victim!This time he is right!

Danshen Hongcao's face was flushed with embarrassment: As a junior, it's outrageous to fight with the masters and uncles, and the master is not at home, so they are so naughty, I feel so ashamed...

Liu Er felt a little uneasy. After all, he still cared about his origin and origin.

Xiao Panglong and Qiuqiu focused on endorsing the book with a guilty conscience, pretending not to hear it.

How could a child not fight? Nezha didn't complain. He greeted Bodhi and said with a smile, "Master and Uncle are worried, come to pick him up?"

Bodhi smiled and said authentically, "I'm afraid that the little heavenly king will tire our disciples and grandchildren~"

Nezha just laughed, "I see that they are very energetic, but it's too late today, so let's return it to Master Uncle~"

The cubs who were kneeling on the ground looked at the two of them eagerly, and Nezha raised his hand, "Get up~"

Several other cubs cheered and jumped up, put away their books, and prepared to rush to the dining hall, only Qiuqiu cried, "Legs are numb~"

This cub is called squatting and squatting, and he doesn't know how to move his blood, so it's strange if he doesn't feel numb!

Fearing that he would be scolded, a few friends rushed up to cover the round cub's mouth, the big Qiongqi cat opened its mouth with a whimper, put the ball on its back and sat down, flapped its wings, and flew away with the person on its back gone!

Little Fat Dragon was anxious: "Cunning, let's go first again! Everyone, follow up!"

Danshen Hongcao and Liu Er hurriedly followed behind, clattering through the clouds, circled a small mountain in unison, and flew away.

Bodhi happily watched the cubs disappear in a flash, and said to Nezha, "I'm not tired looking at this, and I will make it more difficult tomorrow!"

Nezha nodded and explained, "I saw that they were not in a good mood this afternoon. They seemed to have eaten their stomachs? I didn't bother much."

Wukong said from the side, "It's not that the food is bad, it's that it's disgusting~"

Oh?

Under the curious gazes of the master and his elder brother, the little monkey learned about lunch.

The faces of Bodhi and Nezha are also a little green.

This is really funny, and an emotion that wants to beat someone...

Bodhi instructed the young disciple, "Stop talking to Qiongqi from now on, you know!"

ah?Wukong worried, "Master, you are making things difficult for me! Brother Qiongqi follows me every step of the way, even sleeps in my back room, how can I not talk to him!"

Bodhi sighed, "Why don't Master tell your grandfather to change your attendant?"

He was really afraid that his clever little apprentice would be turned into a fool by Qiongqi like this...

The day-to-day operation of this silly cat is really amazing...

Wukong disagreed, "Brother Qiongqi is sometimes silly, but we have been together for a long time, and we will be sad if we part suddenly~"

Oh……

When Bodhi heard this, he kept quiet. His little apprentice cried a lot because of the reincarnation of the golden cicada, which was very sad. Their parents have always tabooed this matter. They know that Wukong has a good memory, a clever mind, and a strong relationship. , so always pay attention not to make the little monkey sad.

That being the case, let the big cat go.

Qiongqi didn't know that his freedom was almost gone. After a few days, Guanglin came back with his juniors and said that they had finished investigating the land allocated to them. When Zhuang Guan returned to life, the big thief cat quietly encouraged the cubs, "Let's go and take a look at the notebook we stole!?"

Worried about Qiuqiu's safety, Wukong, who had been reminded by his brother to give up this operation, quickly covered his brother's round fleshy ears, "Brother Qiongqi, don't do such a thing!"

The big thief cat moaned and lay on the ground, "It's so boring at home~~ There is no sea, only mountains, it's not fun..."

Fat Lie Lie also sighed authentically, "I don't know when my brother will come back, I miss my brother..."

But Ao Chun is not in the place where the Guanglin brothers are investigating!

Liu Er leaned on his chin and said, "I feel good at home, and I don't want to go out..." If possible, he wished he could stay at home for the rest of his life!

Danshen just laughed at him, "No wonder you can play with Jinxia, ​​you two have exactly the same temperament."

Jin Xia of Taiyi Zhenren's family would rather stay at home than go out!

This time Jinxia also went out with Guanglin and the others to investigate Xiniu Hezhou. After returning, she felt that her whole body was exhausted, and she was currently recovering from sleep in her room.

Everyone went over to see him once, the boy who used to be white, fat and quiet, now his face is tanned and dusty, the cat is under the quilt, sleeping with his clothes on, purring loudly~

Hongcao said from the side, "The food at home is delicious. If it were me, I would rather be at home, eat well, drink well and sleep well."

After finishing speaking, he added, "Anyway, this time I don't want to follow Master to Wuzhuang Temple to be a vegetarian..."

As soon as this was said, everyone fell silent.

A few days later, Zhen Yuanzi welcomed people from Lingtai Mountain at home, and Taoist Lord looked behind Guanglin, only seeing about a dozen of them, but not Bodhi, nor did he see the large group of people jumping around. The rare cubs couldn't help wondering, "Is your master hatching eggs at home?"

What is this nonsense!