Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

The Taoist monarchs of Taiyi Xuanmen, not to mention that they have no ambitions, at least they have to say that they are quiet and inaction. If it is not for the whereabouts and future of their own apprentices this time, Xiniu Hezhou has been there for tens of thousands of years, and no one has beaten them. What idea.

It's just that after so many years, there are indeed quite a few disciples and grandchildren in each household. It just happened to be such an opportunity, and naturally everyone rushed to be the first to earn some capital for their children and grandchildren.

After discussing for a while, each family properly divided the boundaries according to the map, and decided to set off tomorrow to explore various places.

Zhen Yuan instructed, "We must not act in a low-key manner this time. If we encounter unspeakable things, we can take action, but there is no need to leave our names and surnames. If it is an unexpected means, that is the best. After all, we cannot attract attention." It attracts people's attention and makes the world talk about it, if it reaches Lingshan's ears, it will be bad."

"Anyway, in the end, we have to ask us to clean up, don't be in a hurry."

The Daoist princes of each family laughed, "That's not necessarily true. If you don't do anything this time, the next time it will be the children who will do it. What's the matter with us?"

A Taoist priest of a certain family drew out his precious sword, flicked his finger, and sighed leisurely, "My precious sword has been hungry for many years, and I'm just waiting for this time to open it!"

As a result, the friend next to him slapped the back of the head, "You can pull it down! Last time you went out, you used this knife to fish in the river! Why have you been hungry for so many years?"

Lord Baodao looked embarrassed, he hesitated and said, "Can fish be counted! What is fish! Why must my treasured sword be that evil monster full of evil, so that he can be worthy of his identity?"

Everyone laughed and said, "Which apprentice do you plan to pass this knife on to?"

After all, they are masters, and they can't make a move until a critical moment~ If you want to slay demons and demons with this knife, you should pass it on to your apprentices!

After talking, laughing and feasting, they each went to rest, and set off directly the next day, as planned.

Like Zhen Yuanzi, Bodhi is a land householder in Hezhou, Xiniu, and there are many disciples in the sect, so the land allocated to them is larger, and most of them are near Lingtai Mountain and Longevity Mountain.

Zhen Yuanzi saw that Bodhi didn't bring all his disciples with him, so he asked him, "Brother Dao, are you talking about the legend with disciple Feige, or do you want to go back to Lingtai Mountain and take care of it?"

Bodhi said, "This time, I'm going to see Wukong and his children to look at your ginseng fruit tree, and then take the children back. For this matter, you can find my big apprentice Guanglin, his junior brother and Apprentices, this time it will be assigned by him, I don't care about this matter at all~"

Zhen Yuanzi was both angry and happy, "You just move your mouth and don't exert any effort? Being your apprentice is really exhausting!"

Bodhi poked him on the chest and said, "It's easy to be your apprentice, you take care of everything, but look, is your apprentice able to stand on his own now? He's over 1000 years old and still looks like a child. "

Behind Zhen Yuanzi, who was saying goodbye to the little monkey, Qingfeng Mingyue had an itchy nose and couldn't help but sneezed twice.

A few cubs hurriedly said, "Tao ancestor bless you~"

Zhenyuan was stabbed in the heart by Bodhi, and he almost wanted to vomit blood, but looking at the disciples behind him who were also walking behind him, he was also suffering from a toothache. He waved his hands to drive the disciples away, and discussed with Bodhi, "Brother Dao, wait for the children When you go out to subjugate demons, can you tell your disciples to take my disciples with you?"

"You don't need to help them, just take them to make a show and teach them what to do."

Bodhi stared eagerly at his Zhen Yuanzi, and said strangely, "What's so good about subduing demons?"

Zhen Yuan flicked his fly whisk and sighed, "I'm afraid they'll just kick the goblin door..."

Bodhi laughed out loud, "That's not impossible. Although reckless, it's easy to hurt your own feet, but it's quite straightforward."

He teased Zhenyuan, "Then how about I also follow you through the process of subduing demons?"

Yesterday, Bodhi took the lead at the banquet and studied with various Taoist monarchs. What should be investigated during this investigation.

You can't just look at the investigation, the important thing is to record it and take it back for unified planning, so what and how to remember is especially important.

First of all, the location must be written clearly. This is for sure. Next is the size of the mountain cave. Although it does not have to be precise, the approximate size should be written. Is it a vast mountain range of eight hundred miles, or tens of miles? The small cave must be written clearly.

The second is whether the aura is sufficient, whether there is a steep terrain, how many towns and ordinary people in the surrounding towns, and so on.

Then there is the situation of the local monsters.

What is the original shape of this monster, how many years has it been cultivated, what kind of demon technique it is good at, what kind of weapon it uses, whether it has a history, what background it is, is it a foreigner or a local household, whether there is blood debt in hand, how many little demons are in the cave...

After listening to Bodhi's explanation, the Taoist monarchs of various schools praised Bodhi's explanation. They only said that they were thoughtful and well-arranged. After all, they simply asked Bodhi to make a model and copied it.

Everyone fills in the exact same content, so there will be no omissions, and it will be easy to count afterwards.

At this moment, Bodhi said that he wanted to do another process of subjugating demons, and the eyes of the Great Immortal Zhenyuan lit up. He grabbed Bodhi's hand, shook it twice and said, "Brother Dao is a great talent! Please be sure to write it out! Wait!" Let's investigate back, everyone must want your demon-subduing process!"

But I don't really want to write it, Bodhi said slowly, "Actually, I think the way you just said is pretty good!"

Zhen Yuanzi was taken aback, "What?"

"Just kick the door! Go up and kick the door open. Those who refuse to accept will be killed, and those who surrender will be buried alive!"

Zhenyuan's face turned dark when he heard it...

You, can't you be more discreet?

Bodhi laughed, waved Zhenyuan goodbye, asked Guanglin to take his juniors to work, and took Wukong and his cubs back to Lingtai Mountain.

The little lion Jiuling Yuansheng finally followed his master contentedly this time. Emperor Dongji Qinghua wanted to choose a good cave for his young apprentice. He found a few places, and this time he wanted to take Yuansheng to check it out. Fan.

After getting off the boat, he reluctantly bid farewell to his friends, and then Fat Lielie, who was looking forward to returning home, found out that his brother Ao Chun didn't come back with him!

This is really a bolt from the blue, the little Panglong, who was already hungry and his legs were weak, was dumbfounded when he was waiting for his brother to hug him: What about my big brother?

sneaked away?

Go wild on the vast Xiniu Hezhou Plain?

Be a free and unfettered lone dragon?

With two bags of tears in his eyes, Little Panglong tugged on Bodhi's clothes and said, "Master, is it true that my brother doesn't want to go back to the East China Sea? Is he going to be in a small ditch in Hezhou, Xiniu?" Be the Dragon King, woo woo woo..."

"There's nothing in the ditch, so he can only eat loach from now on, right? Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

The cub was crying sadly. The big thief cat Qiongqi, who was guarding Wukong, poked a big furry head from behind the little monkey, his eyes were blue and blue, and he sucked his saliva and said, "What's wrong with loach, fried loach with sauce and stewed loach , do you want to eat?"

Stayed in Wuzhuang Temple for a day, ate peaches, fruit, vegetarian cakes and vegetarian snacks for a day, and there was not even a bite of meat. The big thief would starve to death!

Fat Lilie was crying happily, and when Qiongqi said this, there was a rumble in his stomach that was louder than his crying: Gulululu...

Little Panglong held his stomach, smoked and said, "I will never go to Wuzhuang Temple again, I can't get enough to eat, and my brother lost it, wow..."

Bodhi couldn't laugh or cry, bent down and picked up the fat boy, and wiped away tears, "Don't cry, your brother asked Shui De Xing Jun to order a general, and went to help with work! He fell into Shui De Xing Jun's eyes , Ao Chun will definitely have a bright future in the future, this is a good thing, why are you crying?"

Oh, is that so?

Well, then don't cry~

The little Panglong wiped away his tears, put his arms around Bodhi's neck, and said softly, "Master, Lie Lie is very hungry...I have no energy..."

Look at the poor child!

Bodhi waved his big hand, "Let's eat!"

As a result, as soon as he entered the door, before he had time to go to the dining hall to find something to eat, Wukong received a big surprise first!

"Brother~~~"

The little monkey cheered and jumped onto a tall figure with an ingenious appearance and handsome appearance, "Why are you here~~~"

If it wasn't Nezha, who else could it be?

The cubs also rushed forward, "Brother Nezha!"

"Little Heavenly King!"

"Third Prince~"

screaming~~

Nezha hugged the little monkey with a smile, and touched the foreheads of the little ones beside him one by one, "Good boy~"

Even Liu Er, who was pulled over by the seniors, did not escape this rub~

This is probably the disadvantage of being too low in seniority, Liu Er sighed helplessly in his heart, and rubbed his head skillfully in Nezha's generous, powerful but cool palm.

Nezha "dragged his family and his family" over to salute Bodhi, "I have met Master and Uncle!"

Bodhi smiled authentically, "Can you stay for another year this time?"

Nezha said with a smile, "It's been more than a year this time. According to the order of the Jade Emperor, my disciples stationed in Xiniu Hezhou with the heavenly soldiers and generals to fight for my Taiyi Xuanmen Taoist monarchs, so as to prevent the demon clan from making a big move after hearing the news." Rebellion is a disaster for the world."

It turned out to be the case.

He said, the Jade Emperor knew about this, and he must take action. It is impossible to just send a Shui De Xingjun and finish the job.

Originally, Bodhi thought that he would send Lord Nandou Xing or Lord Huode Xing down, but he did not expect that it was Nezha who snatched the job.

But this is also reasonable, after all, Nezha is an authentic disciple of Taiyi Xuanmen, not to mention that he has broken with his father and brother at home, and is at odds with the Western religion. He offered to use it.

One is to dispel the worries of Taiyi Xuanmen, and asked the disciples of Taiyi Xuanmen's family to lead the troops to help out, showing that Jade Emperor was only here to help, not to take advantage of Taiyi Xuanmen's land.

The second one is to guard against Lingshan. When the Tathagata finds out about this in the future, he will come to complain to the Jade Emperor. I don't know it.

Among them, the little Jiujiu, if you study it carefully, there are many inside stories. Bodhi can understand the Jade Emperor's mind with a twist of his mind.

Bodhi nodded, didn't ask any more questions, raised his hand and said, "Go in and tell me, these little things didn't eat much at Wuzhuang Temple yesterday, and they are so hungry!"

Hearing this, Baji, the little chubby dragon who had squeezed to Nezha's side with great strength, stretched out his fleshy hands, and sneaked at the lotus leaf on Nezha's back, lay down on the ground, and moaned weakly, "Really?" I can't move a single step..."

Qiuqiu watched indignantly as Fat Lielie was also hugged by Nezha, and together with his brother, he occupied one side of Nezha's arms!

The chubby boy with round eyes and round face angrily held the hand of his junior brother Hu Zizai, and stared at the three people walking in front, his eyes were about to spit fire.

The slender boy bent down and asked softly, "Senior Brother Third is too hungry to walk anymore? Do you want to hug him!?"

Qiuqiu said loudly, "I'm an older child, so don't hug me~"

As a result, his brother sat in Nezha's arms, looked back at him, and waved his fur paws with a smile, "Qiuqiu is so good, come quickly, let's go eat together!"

woo woo woo...

Damn, brother is a big fool!

Qiuqiu's eyes turned red all of a sudden.

Everyone sat down in the main hall, the tables were set, and waiting for the kitchen to serve the dishes. Nezha sat next to Bodhi wholeheartedly, talking to his master and uncle.

Bodhi said slowly, "How many soldiers did the Jade Emperor tell you to bring down and where are they stationed?"

Nezha laughed and said, "It is said that one hundred thousand soldiers were sent, and the decree was made. I also got the tiger talisman, but they are still in the Tianhe camp. How can there be so many heavenly soldiers and generals in the mortal world? Where there is a real commotion, the elders of the Taiyi Xuanmen can't suppress it, and it's not too late to mobilize it."

Bodhi nodded and said, "That's exactly the reason."

If they had mobilized the crowd with great fanfare from the very beginning, frightened the demons of Hezhou, Xiniu, and surrendered all of them, how would they train the younger generation?

Furthermore, it is impossible to hide the news from Lingshan, and it is really not beautiful to scare mortals out of good or bad if the heavenly soldiers and generals block out the sky and do not leave.

But Nezha went on to say, "The nephew and grandson came down this time, and first brought twenty guards from the Heavenly King's Mansion. There is no other place to go, so I came to seek refuge with my uncle."

Bodhi snorted and said, "This must be your uncle or your ancestor's idea!"

Nezha smiled, "Uncle Master is wise~" But he didn't know who made him do this~

But left and right are inseparable from the two bad guys, his elder brother and second brother, so Bodhi won't look into it carefully, and just go to fight Qiufeng together at that time.

The back kitchen was very quick, and the steaming dishes had already been served. Bodhi saw the little ones looking at him eagerly, and said with a smile, "Hurry up and eat, don't wait!"

Fatty cheered loudly before grabbing the chopsticks to eat. Qiuqiu, who was sitting next to him, opened his big mouth and sucked in forcefully. Good guy, there is a table full of soup, vegetables and rice, chicken, duck and fish, The cups, plates, and chopsticks suddenly disappeared into the black hole at the end of Qiuqiu's mouth like a whale absorbing water.

Qiuqiu sucked up all the edible and inedible things on Xiao Panglong's table in one breath, and swallowed them without even chewing.

hiccup~

Fat Lie was stunned, the chubby cub was holding his only remaining pair of chopsticks, and looked at the bare ebony table. Cheek.

……

Little Panglong touched his empty belly, then turned his head to look at Qiuqiu blankly.

The round-faced, round-eyed little doll raised her chin, and showed a smug expression to Fat Lielie: Humph~

In the next second, the little fat dragon fell limply, pinched the chopsticks, and lay motionless on the ground.

The big thief cat whined, "Ao Lie fainted!"

"No, I was so hungry that I fainted!"

Even the six ears could hear the schadenfreude in that tone!

Wukong stood up in a whimper, with his hips akimbo, "Sun Lingxiao!"

When Qiuqiu heard his brother call out his name, he shrank his neck in fright, and said in a low voice, "I, I am also hungry! After all, there is still food to be served, and there is no shortage of food at home..."

Nezha grabbed Wukong, who was about to rush up to teach his brother a lesson, and handed it to his master uncle. He walked over by himself, picked up Fat Lilie, and rolled his eyelids.

Well, I'm not dizzy, my eyes are chattering~

Probably because I was hungry, I didn't have the energy to fight, so I just didn't bother to move.

The third prince handed the little fat dragon to the big thief who came over to watch the excitement, "Feed Ao Lie."

Oh, what do I want to be a nanny!Big Thieving Cat muttered a few words short of breath, carried Little Panglong to his own table, put the cub in his arms, "Which one do you want to eat?"

Little Fat Dragon pointed weakly, "Lamb leg~~"

Aww, that's Big Cat's favorite dish!I originally planned to eat it while it was hot, but I knew I would not watch the fun!

Qiuqiu looked furiously at Nezha who came over, his eyes were full of wariness, but Nezha smiled and bent down to pick him up, took the little one to his seat, and rubbed his stomach, "The dishes on the table just now , and dishes and bowls, where did they all go?"

"Does your stomach hurt?"

The ball of tears will fall when you throw it away.