Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

The Taishang Laojun saw Wukong alive and kicking before, and the second king blushed, but Ao Lie and Jiuling Yuansheng were a little sluggish, so they didn't expect how their little nephew could recruit them. Now that Wukong said so, hurry up Holding the second king in his arms, he took a good pulse.

It was simply a false alarm, and everything was safe, so the little monkey felt relieved, took the second king's hand and said, "You are fine, I don't worry!"

The second king patted his fat belly, and said with a smile, "You're fine, I don't worry~"

Taishang Laojun saw that his little nephew was so harmonious with his dharma body, he couldn't help but fell in love with him, and rubbed both of them with his hands.

Fat Lilie stabbed Wukong behind him.

The little monkey sighed, and said to the old gentleman, "Uncle, Uncle, the Anshen Pill for Brother Lie Lie and the others, does it have a different flavor, not bitter?"

But any child may not like to take bitter medicine.

Taishang Laojun slandered in his heart, and said with a smile, "Then what flavor does Ao Lie want to eat?"

Little Fat Dragon poked his head out behind Wukong, and said eagerly, "It's not for me to eat, it's for Yuan Sheng to eat. I'm not afraid of hardship! I like any taste!"

Oh, and there are children who can eat especially, who are kind of exceptions!

The little lion had a frowning face, and lay beside the old gentleman, saying, "Old gentleman, this junior has no appetite. The neck suddenly feels very uncomfortable these few days, and I have a dull pain every day. It's not because I was scared that I couldn't sleep well. I won't take the Anshen Pill, will I?"

It's so big, the muscles and bones are all in place, and a new head suddenly grows, isn't it a shame?

Adults have a new tooth, and sometimes they have to squeak and yell that it hurts!

Taishang Laojun hugged the little lion, and pinched his muscles and bones carefully to make him looser. After the massage, Jiuling Yuansheng had already fallen asleep in Laojun's arms.

Little Hou'er and Fat Lielie came over quietly, glanced at Jiuling Yuansheng who was snoring, and didn't dare to speak for fear of waking him up.

There was silence in the alchemy room, and the red boy who was tied up tightly and ignored by no one struggled for a long while without making any noise, so he collapsed on the ground slumped, with two lines of tears streaming down his face !

When he can move, see which one of them he spares!

Let's start with the little fat guy wearing a red bellyband and showing his butt!

A samadhi real fire will burn them all into hairless spirits!Baa ha ha ha!

Woooooo, mother, where are you? Do you still remember the baby? Woooooo...

Who will help me...

The cubs came here only after waking up, and the little lion did not sleep for a long time. When he got up again, Wukong said, "It's better, does your neck still hurt?"

Jiuling Yuansheng shook his head, "It's still a bit awkward, but it doesn't hurt!"

"Then shall we go out to play?"

Let's go!

Seeing that the cubs were about to leave, Laojun brought a lot of snacks and elixir for them, and gave the children a freshly made Anshen Pill that tasted like a batch of meatballs.

Fat Lie sniffed the pill bottle in his hand greedily, and said to the old gentleman eagerly, "Master, can I take one now? It smells so good!"

Laojun was very helpless, stretched out his hand to pinch the flesh on the little chubby dragon's face, "If you want to sleep here, then eat it." After eating, you will not be able to sleep.

Fat Lilie looked back at everyone: In order to eat delicious meatballs, it is not impossible to sleep~

Wukong's eyes were firm: Go out and play!

The little fat dragon snorted, swallowed a big mouthful of saliva, reluctantly stuffed the pill bottle into the ring, and patted it with his white and tender chubby hands, sighed regretfully, "I'm going to sleep now!" Let’s eat again, I’m not very hungry now~”

Everyone also sighed silently: eat the elixir like a snack, you are also the first one!

Taishang Laojun said, "You go to play, who will accompany you?"

Wukong said, "Brother Qiongqi and Aochun are here, master, don't worry! Grandpa said, don't tell us to run around by ourselves."

No matter how advanced their cultivation is, these are children after all, they are young and have little experience, if they meet someone who is insane, it is hard to guarantee that they will make some arrogant moves under the contempt.

Even if you can't get hurt, it's annoying to be startled and make an unpleasant scene, isn't it?

But Qiongqi and Ao Chun are different. Qiongqi is a boy of a strange beast in the Zixiao Palace. He has practiced for many years since the prehistoric times. His cultivation is unfathomable and no one dares to provoke him. Young people, if you stop there, those who want to fight have to think about it, whether they can beat it or not.

Oh, what about Ao Chun?

So Wukong was wandering around in the heavenly court, Hongjun Daozu and Bodhi told Qiongqi not to leave half a step.

Lingshan covets Wukong's fortune. In the heavenly court, there is an abolished king, Li Jing, standing on the side of the Western religion with great fanfare. He even gave his two sons to Tathagata and Guanyin to drive him. How many people did you recruit?

If he really took Wukong captive with all his heart, it would be too late to regret if it really caused some bad consequences.

The so-called guard against others is indispensable.

Taishang Laojun also meant the same thing. Hearing that Qiongqi was there, he felt relieved, and told Wukong not to go to remote places with few people to play. You can't run around into the depths of the garden by yourself.

Wukong obediently agreed one by one, said goodbye to his uncle, and ran out with his friends.

As soon as he walked by, he saw the red boy who was thrown in the abandoned alchemy furnace at the door, with his head exposed, coming.

The little monkey was startled, "Oh my god, Pill Furnace Essence!"

The red boy was so angry that even though he couldn't speak, he scolded the little monkey ruthlessly: You pill furnace spirit!Your whole family Dan Fu Jing!

Originally, every time the red boy was loosened and caused trouble again, the fire boy and the water boy just tied him up again, shut his mouth, and just threw him wherever he wanted, and occasionally they would carry him closer. It is easy to take care of, and second, it is convenient for the two of them to explain some knowledge points to the red boy when they are doing their work.

After all, everyone will be colleagues of Danfang of Tushita Palace in the future. Regardless of how turbulent the quarrel is now, in the eyes of Huotong and Shuitong, they are just children who can't save face.

Sooner or later.

Unexpectedly, this red boy has a big temper. Before Wukong came, for some reason, he hit his head on the shelf holding the pill bottle. The boy knocked out a big bump on his forehead and almost passed out.

Huotong and Shuitong gave the child medicine, fearing that he would move around and hurt themselves again, so they stuffed it into the stove of the old alchemy furnace.

In the shape of vertical bars, there is nothing on the left and right, no matter how much you move, you can't hit your head.

The location of the old alchemy furnace is a bit off, you can't see it when you come in, and you can't notice it when you sit inside, but you can see it a few steps before going out.

The red boy is now carrying his face down, the little monkey didn't see his face clearly, patted his small chest, turned around and asked the Taishang Laojun, "Master, your alchemy furnace has a head!"

"Still moving!"

Fatty Lie leaned over and looked it over carefully, "Is this person familiar to me?"

The little lion tilted his head to look at it, "ah, he is crying, doesn't it mean he doesn't like being an alchemist?" Tears fell to the ground, the floor tiles were wet a lot!

If you mention the alchemy essence again, I will sprinkle you when it comes out!There were tears in Honghai'er's eyes, and his eyes were about to burst with anger!

However, this appearance of him coincided with the hideous appearance that was frozen in the pasture that day. The little lion yelled, tilted his head and said, "Isn't this the Holy Infant King!"

ah, is it?Wukong hurriedly turned his head to look.

Taishang Laojun happened to come over with a smile, touched Wukong's head and said, "Wukong doesn't recognize it, this is the red boy your master sent me."

The little monkey also came over and took a look, "It really is him!"

Taishang Laojun said, "Why is he still called the Holy Infant King?"

Ah!

The cubs nodded in unison, pointed to Honghaier and said, "That's how he declared himself the day he fought with us."

Oh ~

Taishang Laojun stroked his beard, and teasingly said, "I quite understand my position, I know that I am still a brat~~"

Red Boy cried out again!

Wukong asked his uncle, "Uncle, he has been tied up for so long?"

"Not at all, I let go too."

Laojun snapped his fingers, and after bringing the red boy here, he said a few things about the troubles he caused in Tushita Palace, "...and this alchemy furnace he was lying on, which was also cracked by him."

"Anyway, if you make a mistake, tie it up, and release it after you calm down."

Oh.

Wukong's little friends are all quite tempered, but for someone like Honghaier, Scorpion is the only one who shits. He squatted down, tilted his head and said to Honghaier, "You are doing well, your father Your mother is still waiting for you to come home in Biyou Palace. I went to your yard to see it. Your mother made a lot of new clothes for you and put them in your house. Your father also planted a dog plant for you. The tails are flowering in the yard."

"If you are so old and tied up for ten and a half days, more than ten years have passed on the ground. If you can't go back, your parents will miss you so much!"

Hong Hai'er started crying with a groan, not knowing what to say.

The little monkey turned his head to look at his uncle, the Taishang Laojun understood, and pointed a finger on Honghaier's body, telling him to speak.

"Don't lie to me! I don't believe you! My father doesn't know how to grow flowers at all! I you"

The little monkey looked at the red boy suspiciously and said, "What are you talking about? Why is there always something vague?"

Wukong picked out his ears and said to Fat Lilie, "Brother Lielie, what do you say?"

Fat Lilie looked blank, "I didn't quite hear what he said, but what did you ask me to say? When are we going to eat?"

……

The little monkey stood up speechlessly, "It seems that it's not because my ears are bad, but because he is not eloquent."

The red boy who is not articulate: "I, you, you, you wait"

The little monkey couldn't hear clearly, so he stood up and bid farewell to the red boy, "We are leaving now, be good, see you next time, if you are good, next time we come again, I will ask the master to bring your mother to see you."

The red boy, who was trying to yell and curse, trying to make himself speak clearly, was startled when he heard the words, and stopped the meaningless verbal attack, "If you lie to me, I won't spare you!"

The little monkey was very surprised, "Wow, your tongue is cured again! What kind of strange disease is this?"

The red boy was so angry that his face was flushed, and he wanted to scold again, but he held back, cursing frantically in his stomach: You are a strange disease!Your whole family is sick!

The little monkey said to the red boy casually, "Call my uncle to show you later, my uncle is very powerful, he can cure any disease, I won't lie to you, it won't happen, how old are you, why should I?" Lie to children!"

Wukong turned to his friends again, "Is that right? Have I never lied to anyone?"

The little lion fat and fierce nodded frequently, and even the second king patted his little chest and said, "My king is the most honest!"

hum~~

Seeing that the red boy turned his head to one side and ignored them, Wukong got up, shook the hand of Taishang Laojun, and begged, "Master, can you see a doctor for him, okay?"

The culprit of the red boy's lisp coughed, put on a kind and friendly miraculous doctor, and said to his little nephew with a smile, "Okay, okay, uncle, show him, Wukong don't worry, let's go play! "

The big deal is to change this prohibition, and simply make the red boy unable to speak out when he swears!

Now the words are not ambiguous at all, right?

Try it when Wukong is gone!Taishang Laojun secretly gearing up and pondering~

The little monkey didn't know that his uncle's belly was full of bad water, and he was no better than his master, so he led his friends to find Qiongqi and Ao Chun who were sleeping soundly in the cattle pen, and bid farewell to the busy young boy , and drove all the way out of the gate of Tushita Palace.

Behind Wukong, the little lion tilted his head, his hair was blown to the back, and said loudly, "Wukong, where are we going to play now?"

The ordinary little monkey also resisted the wind, "Go to Yaochi, I've finished reading Grandpa's book, I want to go to Seventh Sister's to urge me to update!"

The Seventh Princess has now entered a period of creative burnout, and she is unwilling to write. The book in hand, in three and a half months, can't finish a chapter. The old Daoist is not good at coercing and luring a little girl, so he has to take advantage of Wukong's visit every time. Go to Yaochi to urge more.

As a result, when we arrived at Yaochi, only the six older sisters were there, and the little monkey and the second king were rubbed by the older sisters one by one, and had to look around once, "Where is my seventh older sister, why isn't she here?"

The eldest princess smiled and said, "I guess I knew you were coming now, so I hid in the Guanghan Palace to look for little Ah Tu!"

The little monkey chuckled, "I don't want to either, who knows that Seventh Sister writes well, grandpa likes to read it, so of course I was in a hurry~"

The Seventh Princess was away, so the little monkey asked, "Is there a new manuscript?"

Naturally there is no~

The girls skillfully spread their hands, signaling this.

The little lion is familiar with the way, "Why is His Highness the Seventh Prince not writing this time?"

Split fingernails?Stomachache?Not feeling well?Or is it that the clouds passing by Yaochi today are not good-looking?

Or maybe Huahua and her children fought again and burned the new manuscript?

Listening to Yuan Sheng explaining all these ridiculous reasons, the princesses laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten their backs.

The third princess sighed and said, "I practiced a new piece a while ago, and Lao Qi said that I played it too sadly. She was so miserable that she couldn't write a refreshing plot, so she stopped writing!"

Oh.

This reason is very novel, I have never heard Seventh Sister say it before...

The little monkey sighed, and could only say, "Okay, then I'll go back and tell grandpa."

The girls all said, "It's thanks to Daozu's good temper and not being in a hurry. Otherwise, he would have caught Lao Qi long ago and locked him in a small room. He wouldn't be called out until he finished writing!"

The little monkey quickly waved his hands and defended Daozu, "My grandfather is well, it won't be like this!"

Everyone laughed together.

Fat Lielie was not very familiar with girls, so he sat neatly beside the table and shyly asked the fourth princess to feed him.

Oh, maybe it's not because of shyness and shyness, the little fat dragon just wants to eat!

While eating, he also gave advice to the fourth princess, "There is too much sugar in this cake~ it's too sweet~"

The fourth princess let out a sigh, "Isn't the pastry supposed to be sweeter, so that it goes well with tea?"

Fat Lie said, "But children can't drink too much tea, it's better to drink less tea!"

Also shouting, the fourth princess took out a small notebook, jotted it down, and brought some dishes to the little fat dragon, "Try these, Lie Lie, and see if there is any problem?"

Little Fat Dragon ate them one by one, satisfied!

Hey~~