Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

The little monkey was lying between the master and grandpa, with the little lion sleeping on the left and the little chubby dragon sleeping on the right.

Ancestor Hongjun didn't even look at the water mirror, and looked at the sleeping faces of the cubs with a smile, wrinkled all over his face.

Bodhi couldn't see it, and remembering that the little apprentice said that he would go to accompany his brother in the future, his heart was sore, and he murmured to the old Taoist ancestor, "See what's the use, everyone can run faster than a rabbit when they grow up, and they can stay together." Can't stop!"

Daoist Hongjun raised his eyes and stared at him, "You also know that when you became a teacher, you ran faster than a rabbit?"

Don't talk about them, why do you talk about me!

eccentric!

Bodhi looked aggrieved, "At that time, you might as well just accept Wukong as your fourth apprentice!"

The old Taoist silently took out his feather duster.

Bodhi just shut his mouth!

After a while, he groaned again, "Then it's not that I haven't lived in Zixiao Palace, it's not that you kicked me out, but now you're talking about me again!"

The old Taoist really pulled out the feather duster!

Bodhi quickly pointed to the water mirror, "Teacher, look, the Buddhist scriptures are going back to Lingshan!"

Daozu looked down, no, Lingshan Vajra Protector has come to take the Buddhist scriptures away.

Bodhi said, "Why did he go back after preaching all over the world?"

The old Taoist ancestor said, "He has copied the scriptures taken away by King Kong, and built temples with believers to worship them."

Bodhi gave a thumbs up, "When it comes to deceiving people's hearts, the people from this Lingshan Mountain are all top-notch!"

In such a short period of time, he was able to gather so many believers and build a temple. This person who learns Buddhist scriptures is really eloquent.

Bodhi leaned over to the teacher, and said softly, "Teacher, the Tathagata took the sutra taker back, so he must have recognized the sutra this time, right?"

The old Taoist stroked his beard and nodded slowly, "It seems that's the case."

The two masters and apprentices sat there looking at the water mirror, Hongjun Daozu adjusted the speed to be consistent with the human world, and watched King Kong leading the Buddhist scriptures along the way, and finally came to Lingshan again.

Bodhi rubbed it, "The Tathagata recognized it like that? I still don't quite believe it!"

Hongjun Daozu said, "God's will is hard to violate. If it doesn't work this time, who knows what will happen next time. It seems that the Tathagata dare not gamble this time."

Bodhi chuckled, "It's best if he can calm down!"

"It's so difficult for our Taiyi Taoist sect to govern Nanzhan Buzhou well. My second brother asked Emperor Zhenwu to calm down the demon atmosphere, and caught all the big and small goblins in Nanzhan Buzhou and Beiju Luzhou. Look at this Tathagata. Seeing that Nanzhan Buzhou has a large population and lives in a clean and happy life, if you come to preach the word, you come to preach the word, and you want to earn merit and trust, isn't this just picking the good peaches of our family?"

"It is already very good for him to leave temples and scriptures in the east."

"Slowly pass it on!"

Daoist Hongjun sighed, "Our Taiyi Taoist sect emphasizes tranquility, inaction, kindness and frugality, which is completely different from Western religions. It is no wonder that the Tathagata is now in the Three Realms and can occupy a part of the world!"

Bodhi muttered a few words, but the Taoist ancestor didn't understand what he said.

Thinking that this rebellious son couldn't say anything good, the old Daoist didn't bother to pay attention.

Bodhi then said, "The Tathagata must celebrate for accomplishing the preaching of the scriptures in the Eastern Land. If his wish comes true, he must secretly celebrate in his own home, but now it's like a big old hen full of expectations. , put the hot water in the pot to heat up, only to find that it is all supported by hair, it turned out to be a little chicken, in order not to lose face, if you want to come to this Tathagata, you have to celebrate it?"

The old Taoist frowned when he heard this: What a mess of descriptions!

But what the little apprentice said made some sense, Hongjun Daozu said, "I'm afraid it's more than that. If the Tathagata fails to accomplish anything, he must have a plan. His position as a saint is not stable, and he won't be able to earn enough merit this time." There must be a plan for the power of the wish, and it is also a proper meaning to invite all the immortals and Buddhas in the world to gather at Lingshan."

Bodhi leaned on the bench, took out a blanket to cover himself tightly, "I'm not going anyway, teacher, I'll just hide in your Zixiao Palace, and I can't get out behind closed doors!"

Daoist Hongjun snorted coldly, "Naive! Do you think he would dare not hand over invitations to Zixiao Palace?"

Bodhi thought about it, and laughed, "That can't be, anyway, you can be regarded as his teacher, so I must be the first to give you the post, and the Jade Emperor has to lean back!"

The little apprentice went to the teacher's side, put his head on the pillow, and said in a low voice, "I will say that I was punished by you at that time. I have injuries on my body, so I won't go out anyway!"

Daoist Hongjun poked him on the forehead, "You have the face to say it! Let alone my face, Wukong has a master who is beaten all the time, can he still be a man?"

snort!

Bodhi covered his forehead and moved away angrily, "After all, you just don't love me anymore!"

That is!

Daoist Hongjun didn't bother with him, kicked Bodhi and said, "Go out and hum, don't wake up my little grandson!"

After thinking about it, he ordered again, "Go and send a letter to your eldest brother, and then tell your second brother, lest the Tathagata suddenly send an invitation and they can't handle it. Whoever goes and who doesn't, ask your brothers to study it by themselves." go!"

Bodhi was very depressed, "They can say no, why can't I?"

Hongjun Daozu pulled out the feather duster again, "I never said no! I asked you to find a good reason!"

I'm quite a grown man, and I can't get out of the house after being injured by the teacher all day long, is it a decent thing!

Even if you say you're pregnant, it's better to say it than this!

Bodhi sighed, and said lazily, "When I was formed in the wild, I might as well be a girl!"

The moment the old Taoist ancestor's feather duster came over, Bodhi flew up and flew towards the door quickly. With a cry, a strong gust of wind blew up, making the doors and windows rattle.

The old Daozu didn't care about repairing him, and hurriedly protected the three sleeping cubs. Fortunately, Wukong and the three slept soundly and were not awakened by the sound.

The old Daoist didn't write it in the notebook, so he wrote down another beat for his apprentice.

Bodhi took a few disciples to Tushita Palace. When Taishang Laojun saw that Wukong was not with him, and his clothes were a bit messy, he sent his nephews to the alchemy room to play. There were only two brothers left in the room. Then he snorted and said, "What did you do again, ask the teacher to type it out?"

Bodhi was not guilty at all, "Don't wrong me, the old man asked me to come over to deliver a letter to you, how could it be that I was typed?"

The Taishang Laojun pouted and asked Bodhi to see for himself, the messy socks on his body, the knotted jade pendant and silk ribbon, and a few strands of flying hair, "You came out of Zixiao Palace in a good way. look like?"

Bodhi said nonchalantly, "Then I was a little careless with the old man. Just now I lay on the mat and slept under a blanket for a while, so it's a mess."

"So it was the teacher who kicked you out, so that you didn't have time to clean yourself up, right?"

Bodhi blinked and blinked, pointed at the Supreme Lord, "Brother, you have become so mean, you are not at all like other people's kind-hearted brother!"

Pooh!

You don't deserve your big brother to be kind to you!

Miss me kindly, why don't you see for yourself the good deeds you have done?

Bodhi snorted, slumped lazily, and said what the teacher had explained, "...Anyway, tell my second brother, who will go and who will not, you two discuss it yourself!"

Taishang Laojun frowned, "Then ask your second brother to go, he always has a dark face, and if he stands there, no one will bother him!"

Bodhi clapped his hands, "I think so too! When the time comes, teacher, the four of us will send our second brother to be our representative!"

Taishang Laojun looked at him, "Don't you want to give Lingshan a congratulatory gift? Are you going to ask your second brother to pay for it?"

Then what can you say, Bodhi slumped there and laughed a few times, "Back then, I was able to ask the Western Sect to kidnap many disciples, and even my great disciple Duobao became their Buddha. Which of the treasures on Bao’s body was not given by me? Now that they all belong to Lingshan, you still want me to give you a congratulatory gift?”

"Aren't they guilty of accepting it?"

When Laojun heard this, he knew that this was poking the little junior brother's lung tube again, and waved his hands and said, "Okay, okay, don't give it, I will share some with your second brother, get together three points, and give it to you." Already!"

Bodhi scratched his neck, "No! I won't give it away!"

He stretched out his hand and said, "Bring me that share, how nice it is for me!"

Taishang Laojun took out the ruler from under his buttocks, "Do you want fried pork with bamboo shoots?"

boring!

The junior brother complained, "You and the teacher will use threats of violence!"

Taishang Laojun stared, we will not only threaten, but actually do it, believe it or not?

Bodhi was honest.

Then after a short while of silence, he turned to fire again, "Isn't the child I sent you full of aura? Is it a good seed?"

Taishang Laojun was so angry that he lost his temper, pointed at Danfang and said, "Go and see for yourself!"

The bodhi joy has gone.

The red boy looked like a big bug again, it was tied up firmly and thrown there!

All the apprentices in the room looked at him, "Master!"

Bodhi waved his hand, "Play by yourself, I'll come and see this baby king!"

Huo boy was watching the stove, and water boy came to complain to Bodhi just after cleaning the house, "Third master, you can really find us a job!"

Pointing at the red boy, "It hasn't been a day since I came, the stove has been kicked, the bucket has been smashed, people have scolded me, I have been tied up three or five times, but I don't bow my head!"

Bodhi smiled and said, "He is a child of a small family in the world. His parents are used to spoiling him. He will be fine in a few days. If he is disobedient again, I will bring his parents and ask your master to clean him up." !"

When the red boy on the ground heard this, his eyes were red, and he struggled vigorously, but the dumb point was also blocked, and he was tied up again, so he couldn't scold or move, he was only angry Half dead!

Shuitong asked curiously, "Do you know where his parents live?"

Patriarch Bodhi smiled and said, "Look, his parents have entered my Biyou Palace now, and they live in the back hill of Biyou Palace, and I specially asked them to choose a big courtyard for their husband and wife to live in." !"

He squatted down, stretched out his hands to grab the red boy's braids, and said with a smile, "I can't wait for a while, and I can give him a younger brother or sister. When the time comes, I will ask his younger brother and sister to come and have a look. Their elder brother is not happy because he doesn't like it." Obedient, if you are bound like this in the sky, you will be scared into a good boy!"

The red boy who was trying to move around suddenly froze, and then tears came down!

Nonsense, his parents have been arguing in recent years, his mother is trying to persuade him to stay, but his father is ruthless at all, before he left home this time, he was no longer at home!

Where are the younger brothers and sisters!Totally impossible!

woo woo woo...

When Shuitong saw the red boy crying, he couldn't help but feel very strange, "This child, why are you crying now?"

She reached out to wipe his tears away.

Hong Hai'er didn't stretch out his mouth to bite, but still focused on crying.

Bodhi folded her arms and said, "Perhaps you are worried that if you have a smaller one, you will fall out of favor?"

Red Boy cursed in his heart: Fart!If his mother gave birth to a brother or sister for him, he must be the best brother in the three realms!

It's so good to put the little cub on top of his head every day!

Bodhi teased the children for a while, and then searched the alchemy room. The fire boy and the water boy were helpless, "Third master, I don't want to treat you like this, master and apprentice hit the autumn wind twice!"

Bodhi waved his hand, "They know what's good and what's bad! I picked the good things that your master hid! Don't tell the truth!"

The fire boy and the water boy were speechless.

... Do you think that even if we don't talk about it, the master won't know?

After wandering around the elixir room, Bodhi looked for the Taishang Laojun with a big pocket. He had a few new elixir pills, but he didn't see their effects. What's the use?"

Taishang Laojun was talking to Yuanshi Tianzun through the water mirror, seeing this little rogue holding a bunch of bottles of his elixir and asking him what the effect is, he was really dizzy with anger!

The old gentleman roared with a pouted beard, "If you don't know what it is, just take it! What to do if you eat it!"

Patriarch Bodhi said carelessly, "Is that possible? Brother, you are not good at refining poison?"

He opened a bottle and smelled it, "This smells so good, what is it? Can I eat it?"

Taishang Laojun watched him die, "You can eat, eat this, and you don't have to attend the invitation to Lingshan!"

Really?

Immediately, Bodhi threw one in his mouth, chewed it, and said, "It's okay, it doesn't taste like much, brother, why did I eat this... Phew..."

Yuanshi Tianzun in the water mirror watched the junior brother close his eyes and fell asleep, "Senior brother, what did you feed him?"

Taishang Laojun slowly arranged the little junior brother, took a pillow for him, and covered him with a quilt, "It's just a seven-return fire pill, it's for rejuvenation, eat and sleep for seven days! After you wake up, you must be refreshed and refreshed." !"

Yuanshi Tianzun: ...

Silently gave his brother a thumbs up!

If you want to say that the cow is still your cow!

This vigorous and resolute person was brought down in one fell swoop!

Tianzun had no choice but to say, "That's fine, if Lingshan really sends an invitation, then I will go and have a look on behalf of the three of us brothers!"

Taishang Laojun said, "Thank you for your hard work!"

What's the matter, Yuanshi Tianzun sighed, "As long as they don't take advantage of our Taiyi Xuanmen to cut meat, I can say anything! I'm afraid I can't protect the disciples of the sect."

Taishang Laojun was silent for a while, and sighed, "Teacher has been planning for many years, I hope the ending can be successful!"

That being said, the fact is that the two religions are fighting each other. Although it is not to the point where either you die or I die, it is almost the same.

In the First Battle of the Conferred Gods, the Taiyi Taoist family dominated the situation, but it was taken over by Zhunti, who was born in the sky, and broke it abruptly. Many disciples and resources were taken away, and the Western sect was established. It is to explain and teach, and the loss will be less?

Of the Twelve Golden Immortals who explained and taught, several of them have become disciples of the Western religion!

This time, the incarnation of the Tathagata Zhunti plans to go to Nanzhan Buzhou to grab the territory and the believers, to broaden the influence of the Western religion in the Three Realms, and to stabilize his position as a saint. How can he easily put down the raised knife?

The teacher is right, if you keep the little spirit monkey in the Taiyi Xuanmen, if you don’t allow him to be tricked by the Tathagata, then you will keep the fortune and luck of the Taiyi Xuanmen, but this battle between Buddhism and Taoism is too much. Yixuanmen still has to lose something.

Just because the way of heaven will not allow a saint to be easily broken and fallen.

No one can just watch the Tathagata, the saint, die and disappear.

The Three Realms cannot bear the consequences of the saint's fall, the Jade Emperor cannot bear it, and those who are also saints can't bear it.

Tathagata made a bet with his orthodoxy, forced Tiandao to be the banker, and forced Taiyixuanmen to enter the gambling table. He still insisted on winning. Do you think disgusting people are disgusting?