Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Yang Jian brought his younger sister to visit Wukong, but he didn't mean to just take a look. Zhenjun Erlang sacrificed the Xiaotian dog to the little monkey.

To ward off evil spirits.

Zhenjun smiled and said, "Going to the underworld once, it's bad luck. Xiaotian is a small dog, and he has followed me for many years. It can best ward off evil spirits and avoid evil spirits. Wukong hugged him to avoid sticking to those dirty things!"

In fact, it's just asking Xiaotiangou to make Wukong happy. A master who has the dignity of a saint, who would dare to risk his life to come to the little monkey's side?

It's not that dangerous to run around the sun.

As soon as Xiao Tiangou saw the little monkey, he was overwhelmed with enthusiasm. He rushed forward and washed Zaizai's face with his tongue, then hugged the little monkey, told him to sit on his back, and planned to carry him to play.

Wukong still remembers the joy of playing with Xiaotiangou in Yaochi when he was young, and he was really happy. He hugged Xiaotiangou's dog's head without letting go, and told Xiaotian about his adventures, "I also met a new boy in the underworld. What about my friend! He is also a little white dog named Di Ting!"

"Sometimes I'll introduce you to me, okay~"

When Xiao Tian heard this, he raised his head excitedly and cried out: He doesn't want to die!Don't go to hell!

Xiaotian yelled so loudly, but Wukong didn't understand it for a while, seeing that Xiaotian was so excited, he misunderstood, slapped Xiaotian and said, "Okay, then next time I will take you to find Di Ting to play!"

Ruined!Must die!

Xiaotian whimpered, turned around and threw himself into Yang Jian's arms, unable to come out, the slender dog's head crawled into Yang Jian's den and shivered: Master help!

Everyone couldn't help laughing out loud, even the little lion and Qiongqi were shaking with laughter, Yang Jian, the bad master, laughed especially hard, hugging his dog so happily that tears flowed down, the little The monkey was at a loss, "What's wrong?"

Yang Jian took his younger sister to live in Biyou Palace for two days. Seeing the naughty little spirit monkey jumping up and down every day, he practiced and studied with his master, senior brother and friends. Then he returned to Guanjiangkou with peace of mind.

His brother is still waiting for his reply in heaven, so he should obediently go home and write a letter!

Nezha couldn't come down in the heavenly court, so he couldn't see with his own eyes whether Wukong was okay or not, and whether he was frightened, so he asked Yang Jian to come and have a look in person.

The elders may hide it because they are afraid of delaying their errands, Wukong may miss the point when he is young, but Nezha believes that senior brother Yang Jian will not lie to him.

Yang Jian lived up to the entrustment, came over to have a look, and wrote a letter to Nezha when he returned, with only one central thought: Your little baby is doing well!Don't worry!

Nezha breathed a sigh of relief when he received the letter in the Heavenly King's Mansion, and turned to plan how to celebrate for Wukong.

After all, he has grown taller!

Even if it is only half an inch, such a small length is completely negligible in the vast and boundless field of vision of saints and immortals, but when it is reflected in the little monkey, it becomes particularly important.

Half an inch today, an inch tomorrow, and a foot the day after tomorrow~

It is said that the little guy has already snapped his fingers and started to calculate how long he will grow to be as tall as his brother.

When going to bed one night, Wukong Zaizai lay on the mattress, leaned on his chin, and chatted with his grandfather on the other side of the water mirror, "Grandpa, we made a mistake before, now I don't need to grow up to be two thousand years old to become taller !"

Daoist Hongjun laughed, "Our Wukong grew half an inch taller at the age of three hundred, which is really good. We will definitely grow tall and strong in the future!"

The little monkey was rolling in bed happily, "Grandpa, Grandpa, I don't think I've lived so much for more than 300 years!"

It was the beginning of spring at this time, and the weather at night was still a bit chilly. Although there was a magic circle in the room to keep warm, Bodhi was still worried about freezing the cub, so he came over and stuffed the little apprentice into the bed, and tucked him in, "It can be said that, Do the math yourself, how many years have you lived in the mortal world since you were born? You have spent most of your time in the sky, strictly speaking, you are only a hundred or so years old?"

"Based on days, that's a hundred-year-old cub!"

The little monkey turned over in the bed angrily, and threw his small back to Master, "Master is bad!" It will hit people!

Bodhi slapped his chubby butt, "Master, what's wrong with it? It took more than a hundred years to grow taller. Isn't our Wukong even stronger?"

Yes!

The little monkey was happy again, jumped up and stood up, and went to talk to Daozu on the other side of the water mirror, "Grandpa, I am more than 100 years old, how old can I grow to be as tall as my brother?"

Although there was a magic circle in the room and it was very warm, Bodhi still caught the cub back and stuffed it back into the bed.

Daozu looked at his little apprentice and grandson with a smile, stroked his beard and said, "Oh, then this grandpa has to think carefully, our Wukong is so powerful, maybe it will be less than a thousand years before he becomes an adult." It's over!"

The little monkey showed a small head on the pillow, and yawned slowly, "It will take as long as 1000 years, I don't know, I will go to the sky to live with grandpa for three years, can it, can it?"

While talking vaguely, he lay on the bed and fell asleep.

Three years is more than 1000 days, and the little things are really smart at math.

Bodhi took off the beast eggs on the top of Zai Zai's head, stuffed them together into the quilt, put the hairnet under the pillow, covered the quilt, and asked the Taoist ancestor on the other side of the water mirror, "You always watch your grandson sleep? , or close it?"

Daozu waved his hand, "You are busy with your work, I will just take a look at Wukong."

Okay~

Bodhi went with his teacher, put down the bed curtain for his disciples, and left on his own.

The water mirror is a gentle night light, exuding a faint light, soft but not dazzling, quietly suspended in the bed curtain, the guardian of Wukong Cub.

Daozu Hongjun was still worried about what kind of shadow this trip to the underworld would bring to his little grandson, especially when he came back and was startled by the ugly ghost. One day, I suddenly became afraid and had nightmares in the middle of the night, what should I do?

Therefore, during this period of time, the old Taoist ancestor would watch over his family's cubs and sleep until the dawn, until the little one woke up, for fear that Wukong would have a nightmare at night.

To Bodhi to say, this is superfluous.

His Wukong is so courageous, he doesn't even know what it means to be afraid!

Riding a strange beast and running around, seeing ghosts and messengers thinking they are ugly, meeting a unicorn called uncle, and hearing Di Ting as brothers, how can there be any fear?

It used to be said to be good dog gall, but if he, the master, said, it would be better to replace it with "good monkey gall"!

But these words, Bodhi only complained once in his own stomach, if not, if the teacher and senior brothers heard it, they would definitely come to nagging him again that he is not qualified to be a master~

The next day, Biyou Palace received congratulatory gifts from various places one after another. For a while now, Taiyi Xuanmen is still in the posture of collectively retreating to the end of time, but the little monkey is tall, so it is worthy of congratulations.

Even the big bosses of the Yaozu all sent congratulatory gifts and an invitation card, asking if Bodhi was going to hold a victory meeting.

Teacher and father wrote letters one by one and politely declined: Let’s wait for the child to grow up~

All the immortals expressed their understanding again.

Although it was not a big deal, there was still a small celebration inside Biyou Palace. The Queen Mother and the seven princesses sent people to bring a lot of food to the little monkey, and a lot of fine wine and jade liquid along the way. Wukong can't drink it, so it's all cheap for the senior brother and the little demons at the outer gate of Biyou Palace.

Bodhi also asked someone to send some to the little boys and little demons who stayed behind at Lingtai Mountain.

Coincidentally, this Biyou Palace only had a dinner party, and Taiyi Daoist, who was going home to visit relatives with his little apprentice, happily dragged Jinxia who refused to go out, and ran to find his uncle to eat and drink.

Bodhi looked at him curiously, "Why didn't you go to Tianwang Mansion with Nezha? Didn't you ask your big apprentice to take care of you?"

The fat Taoist priest sent the pouting little apprentice to play with his uncles, and sat next to Bodhi, and said with disgust, "Oh, I've lived here for a while, and I'm really not used to it. There's no such thing as day and night. Open your eyes and open your eyes." During the daytime, the sky is full of stars, you can’t hear insects, you can’t see rain, there’s no cold or heat, and there’s no winter or summer, so the days are so boring, it’s better in the world!”

Bodhi laughed, "There are so many gods in the sky, it's amazing that you made them listen to what you said!"

Master Taiyi laughed and said, "If I wasn't afraid of getting Nezha into trouble, I would say that everywhere I go!"

Bodhi nodded at him, and said, "Anyway, you don't want to accompany Nezha anymore, so you might as well just stay here with me. Your golden light cave is just the two of you, master and apprentice, and it's suffocating to death."

The fat Taoist held his stomach, took a sip of the wine in the glass, let out a long breath of satisfaction, and said with a smile, "Uncle Master wants to make me work again~"

Bodhi laughed, "Then do you want to do it or not?"

If you don't do it, you are a fool!

Then the fat Taoist lived in Biyou Palace, succeeded his master Yuanshi Tianzun, and became the new teacher of the outer disciples of Biyou Palace

loss!

Daoist Taiyi sighed regretfully!

At that time, it was probably because he drank too much wine, was so drunk, and his mind was not clear. He didn't even talk to his uncle about the salary. Except for board and lodging, he didn't have any salary at all! ?

Uncle Shi is really stingy!

One day after class, Master Taiyi went to discuss with his uncle in anger.

Bodhi turned a blind eye to the mournful eyes of his nephew: It's a joke, he is poor now, not only he has to help the younger apprentice raise a Biyou Palace, but also helps the older apprentice raise a Samsung Cave in Lingtai Mountain, where does he get the spare money to pay the salary?

The food and lodging package is pretty good, let’s not talk about Biyou Palace’s food, it’s the only delicious food in the world, and the living environment can’t be better, maybe it’s a hundred times better than the Golden Light Cave?

Penglai Island is full of spiritual energy and beautiful environment. How many immortals dream of living and practicing here?

Besides, it's all from my own family, so there's no reason to pay for it. When your master was here, it would be a waste of money!

Bodhi said very rascally, "It's better to eat, drink, and live well than to meditate in the Golden Cave with nothing?"

Well, that was the fat Taoist who was persuaded crying and whimpering, and went back to his residence, and spread it on the mat very sadly, mourning that his salary of Shuxiu was wiped out before he could see him.

Seeing him like this, Jinxia couldn't help persuading him a few words, Master Taiyi hummed and said, "Master is not unhappy, I ate too much barbecue at night, and I'm a little overwhelmed, go and play, don't worry about it, little boy Age, be careful of wrinkles!"

Jinxia was very speechless, thinking that if he talked to Master, he would be a dog, turned around and ran out angrily, and talked to Guanglin, "Uncle Master, the little demon in the back mountain said that they are going to Aolai Country to buy things tomorrow, and I will also If you want to go shopping, can you go with them~”

The little boy showed his uncle a look at his homework, "I've finished my homework! I haven't left behind in my practice!"

Uncle Guanglin is easy to talk to, as long as he doesn't delay the business, Zai Zai goes out to relax, he doesn't mind, he took another bag and handed it to Jin Xia, touched the little boy's hair bag, "Go if you want, this is proud When you come to the mortal world to use the money, you can buy whatever you like! Just don’t eat too much in the mortal world, their food does not contain spiritual energy and is full of impurities, and eating too much will make you feel uncomfortable!"

Jin Xia smiled until her eyes narrowed, "Thank you, Uncle Master!"

Guanglin also laughed, and asked him again, "Are you able to receive this month's profit?"

Jinxia shook her head and said shyly, "I haven't gone yet. Master and I have only been here for a few days, and it's not been a month. I want to start picking it up next month."

Guanglin just laughed, "Why this month and next month, go and get it. As soon as senior brother stays with you, my master will tell you to pay the bill. My family, why are you so polite!"

After a while, Jin Xia went back to the house with joy, and threw a storage bag to Master.

It's been a long time, Taiyi Daoist is still lying there moaning and digesting his food, suddenly he was hit by a heavy bag in the stomach, and almost passed away, "Rebel, plotting against Master!"

"What is this?"

The fat Taoist priest untied the bag, and dumped it out. The spirit stones, jade bottles, talisman paper and cinnabar, etc. in the bag bounced and scattered all over the mat.

"Oh my god, it's developed! Apprentice, where did you go to rob?"

Jin Xia was very speechless, "Master, we are here with Grand Master, and we get Yueli, can you forget?"

Daoist Taiyi suddenly realized, "Oh, how could I have forgotten this, if I knew there was a monthly profit, what kind of salary would I ask my uncle for?"

If Shuxiu can have anything good, Yueli is better! Hehehe!

Jin Xiaxin wondered if Master is getting old, so his mind is confused?

Why don't you write a letter to Senior Brother next time and say something?Ask the senior brother to hurry back to visit relatives while the master is still awake!

So cold and hot, when the ten-year period is over again, when I go to Zixiao Palace to visit relatives, Zai Zai sits in the arms of his grandfather, holding his little chin and frowning, "It's still half an inch, it hasn't grown taller"

Daoist Hongjun smiled and said, "It's only grown half an inch in more than 300 years. It's just a few years, so what are you in a hurry for?"

The little monkey sighed sadly, "Master said to teach me 36 changes and 72 changes. If I don't grow tall, I can't learn that!"

Daozu stroked the hair on his head, "What's the point of learning one or two things less? Oh, by the way, Wukong's incarnation is stable now? Let's show grandpa?"

When grandpa asked about this, the little monkey immediately straightened his back and said proudly, "It's stable! Grandpa, look~"

The little monkey plucked a handful of hairs, shredded them and blew them out, only to see twenty or thirty little monkeys that looked exactly like Wukong, but without clothes, surrounded by the one in the middle who was wearing a big red bellyband and braided to the sky. The fat boy came over chirping, "My lord, we are here following the second lord, what orders does your lord have?"

The little monkey stood beside the Taoist ancestor, waved his hands arrogantly, and said in a childlike voice, "Why don't you come and see my grandpa quickly!?"

The bare-bottomed fat boy took the lead, followed by the little monkeys in a neat row, and kowtowed to Daozu Hongjun, "Grandson pays respects to grandpa!"

Hongjun Daozu was so teased that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear, "Oh, good boy, get up quickly~"

Get up, can't get up!

The fat boy has too much flesh on his body, and his head is very heavy. He knocked his head down and couldn't straighten up!

The little monkeys have long been experienced, pulling the rope of the fat boy's bellyband, one by one, yelling, and the other ran to the front to support his head, and the two raised their shoulders one by one to the left and one to the right. The son exerted the strength of breastfeeding, and finally lifted the fat boy up.

The little guy's pink and fair face was flushed red

Shame...

The Taishang Laojun, who saw this scene for the first time, was sitting beside him, and was stunned. When the little fat man brought the little monkeys to worship him, Daojun hurriedly helped him up, "Get up quickly!" Come on, boy!"

This body of flesh!His elder nephew couldn't grow taller because he cared about growing flesh, right?

Taishang Laojun cast a questioning look at the junior brother.

Bodhisattva understood, and returned a look of "killing must die": If you dare to say it, you will turn your face!