Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Tathagata sighed inwardly, turned around, and faced the visitor with a smile.

It was not the Taishang Laojun who came, but a little boy from Tushita Palace, who smiled innocently and made a bow to the Tathagata, "Buddha invited, my master said, Buddha is a man of faith, He didn't come in person, but asked the younger one to pass on a message: My master has already reported this matter to Daozu, and ordered people to clean up the four rooms in Zixiao Palace. I don't know when Buddha will send him back."

The little boy had a round face and round eyes, he looked honest and cute, but he spoke very vigorously, "After all, it's not good to ask Daozu to wait too long."

Tathagata feels that his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys all hurt.

As for the matter of the children's generation, does it involve Daozu?

He's not someone who talks like a fart!

Ugh.

It's just that the Tathagata really couldn't agree right now, because, "Jin Guangxian is now in the Zizhu Forest in the South China Sea, but Master Guanyin was sent to Nanzhan Buzhou by me, and he won't come back for a while, so Jin Guangxian Myself, I may have to come back later."

The little boy listened honestly, and when the Buddha had finished speaking, he smiled and said, "Master Guanyin has always respected the Buddha, if you go to her to take someone away, I think you will not mind if you come to her?"

Uh

This is too aggressive!

But the little boy went on to say, "My lord did his best to offend His Majesty and share the infamy with Lingshan. The Buddha should be kinder."

Tathagata can't, it's hard to say that he is not kind, so he had to say, "The old monk understands, the little benefactor is at ease, please sit down and wait for the good news!"

The door nail was guarding the gate of Tushita Palace, and after waiting for a long time, he saw the chubby figure of his younger brother flying over in a hurry, so he hurriedly told him to go in and see his master, "Master has been back for a long time, why are you so tired?" Hurry up, come in!"

Mendun'er pouted, and complained, "It's that old monk who is dawdling, don't blame me."

While talking, he was pushed in by his brother.

Taishang Laojun was passing through the water mirror with his younger brother, when he saw Mendun'er coming in with a happy face, he smiled and twirled his beard and said, "How about it, can the Tathagata respond?"

Mendun'er learned the conversation just now, and then said to the old gentleman naively, "Master, I think the old monk is quite aggrieved, but he doesn't seem to be denying it. I think he will be able to do it later." Send someone over."

Laojun let out a long breath, half of his heart was relieved, "Good boy, it's hard work for you to run for a while, go and play!"

Mendun'er smiled with round eyes, "It's not hard, it's not hard, master, do you want me to take a few people and wait at the Nantian Gate? Nezha is not here, I'm afraid the king who guards the gate won't know him, so he won't let them go." If a senior brother comes in, it would be much better if we pick it up."

Laojun couldn't help laughing, "You are more impatient than us, okay, go, when you come back after picking up the person, the master and the third master will reward you together!"

Mendun'er puffed out her small chest happily, and went out to find helpers.

The Taishang Laojun watched the little boy run away, and then turned back to talk to the little junior brother in the water mirror, "You can rest assured for a while and wait a little longer. If the Tathagata agrees now, you won't go back on your word. When the children come back, I took them to the teacher and asked the teacher to show them their injuries, and when they recover better, you can come back and take a look at them."

If the master and apprentice meet before the time, they will be emotional and cry again, I'm afraid it will affect the heart and hurt the ground even more.

Bodhi was over there, seemingly sad and happy, and rare serious, "I'll thank my brother when the children come back."

Taishang Laojun waved his hand, "Thank you, it was us elders who mishandled them and harmed them. Alas, I feel ashamed for causing them to suffer for so many years." , fulfilled the Heavenly Court of the Jade Emperor, and achieved the foundation of Lingshan, but it was a heavy blow to their Taiyi Xuanmen.

Is it not because of the brothers' internal strife and discord among the people?

It's also the reason why my elder brother took the lead in being confused.

Bodhi was disappointed, so why didn't he feel ashamed in his heart?As a master, he can't protect his disciples. He still feels ashamed to meet his old friends.

Taishang Laojun couldn't bear the little brother's hurt over the old things, so he changed the subject and said with a smile, "Speaking of which, I have to thank Wukong, if it weren't for this kid hitting the roc on the ground with a stick, we wouldn't be able to find him." Let's settle this old account with Tathagata from the beginning."

Bodhi also laughed, "I didn't tell Wukong, there are too many things involved, I will find other reasons to reward him then!"

Laojun smiled and said, "Don't be too stingy." In a word, it saved the lives of four senior brothers.

Bodhi spread his hands, "Brother now only has this little property, brother, you know it very well, why don't you do it for me, brother!"

I don't know!little bunny~

It's going to climb along the pole!

Unexpectedly, Laojun was beaten again by the autumn wind, his hands covering his purse trembled, and he only felt kidney pain.

The two brothers babbled for a while, and Bodhi clapped his hands, "I haven't told my second brother about this yet!"

The Taishang Laojun said, "Oh, I have to tell him. After all, Nezha is involved. Forget it, I'll go and talk to him. I'm afraid that your second brother will vomit blood again when you open your mouth. .”

Bodhi smiled and said rascally, "How can it be, it is obvious that the second brother is too petty! I am not angry with him!"

Pull it down!

Taishang Laojun rolled his eyes to the little junior without hesitation.

Bodhi pointed to his elder brother, heartbroken, "The image, the image of the Taoist leader!"

Laojun didn't bother to talk to him, turned off the water mirror, and went to talk to his second brother, who was still worry-free.

The water mirror darkened and disappeared. Bodhi rubbed his chest, feeling that his depressed mood had dissipated a lot, so he lazily leaned on the bench. Just about to take a rest, he heard a familiar voice coming from the corridor outside. Da da da footsteps~

"Master, father, father~~"

The hot little monkey came running from the outside and skillfully threw himself into the arms of the master like a small cannonball. Joy radiated from every wet light golden hair in him, even the crispy There was joy in the voice of the little milk, "Master, I have learned the body method outside the body!"

Bodhi picked up the cub, and said with disgust, "Sweaty, Wukong is a stinky baby!" Having said that, he gently pinched the magic formula and dried the little apprentice, lest he catch a cold.

The little monkey is not afraid, and rolls around playing like a baby in the master's arms, "Wukong is tens of thousands of stinky babies, master, do you want to take a look?"

Zai Zai counted his fingers and said proudly, "There are [-] hairs on my body, and they can all become incarnations outside my body!"

Bodhi took out a small comb to comb his apprentice's hair, and said calmly, "Oh, this one Wukong is enough to give Master a headache. If there are tens of thousands of them, it will be great. This Biyou Palace has not become a monkey mountain!"

Hehehe~

The little monkey shyly shy and chubby proudly, with a little shyness on his face, "Aren't they all little monkeys!"

Ok?

Bodhi was surprised, "Aren't they all little monkeys? Then there are other things that can be conjured up? Little ants, little mice? Oh, then master, you should pay attention, don't let Wukong sneak into the bed!"

The little monkey was amused by the master, and protested, "It's not those! I'll show it to the master!"

Zai Zai sat cross-legged in front of the master, with the back of his head facing Bodhi, and asked the master to comb his hair, while he picked up a few pinches of hair, twisted his fingers, smashed into a ball, put it in the palm of his hand, and exhaled a mouthful of fairy air, blowing it into the air Go, make a formula and chant a mantra in your heart, calling a "change", those fine hairs will immediately turn into ten or twenty little monkeys and

A fat doll in his twenties?

These lively little things were just about to move, the little monkey said "close" again, and then turned into hairs again, and retracted to Wukong's body.

Zai Zai looked back at Master, his big eyes were shining brightly, and he smiled a little embarrassedly, "Did Master see it?"

see it

More than a dozen naked kids all appeared in front of them, it was really shocking!

Bodhi pinched the comb, dumbfounded: "Why did you transform into a human body?"

The little monkey giggled and said, "I don't know, but this human body is exactly the same as the one my grandfather transformed into me before. Maybe it's because the magic power my grandfather used at that time has not been completely eliminated?"

Bodhi thought for a while, "Master will ask your grandpa later, don't worry, it's not a bad thing, the left and right are your avatars, as long as they can be used!"

The little monkey nodded, "They run as fast as little monkeys, and their hands and feet are very flexible!"

It's just a bit inelegant to be naked

The little monkey stuck his teeth to Bodhi, "Master, master, please help me to ask grandpa, how can I wear clothes when the avatar transforms out, otherwise I won't dare to use this spell outside~"

Bodhi was also worried about his disciples. He was originally an incarnation outside his body, but he made it like this. How is this different from playing hooligans?This is still young, if you grow up

No wonder the little apprentice didn't bring his little friends with him when he came over.

It's embarrassing to think about it.

Bodhi combed the little apprentice's hair neatly, fluffy and shiny, put the ball back for him, and comforted him, "Success, Master, just ask~"

Uncharacteristically, the little monkey jumped up and ran away, "Master told grandpa slowly, I'm going to play with my brother!"

Little thing, I know I'm sorry.

Bodhi smiled once, got up and walked around the room, feeling a little uneasy, but still connected to the water mirror for the teacher.

On the other side of the water mirror, Hongjun Daozu was very surprised, "I thought you had to write to me right away after hanging up the water mirror with your senior brother because of your irresistible temperament, why did you delay for a while?"

Bodhi was shocked, "Teacher, can you even see this little time? I am in the mortal world, and I am twice as fast as you!"

Hongjun Daozu snorted, "I want to be fast, and I want to be slow, you care about me? What is there in this world that I don't know?"

Bodhi was amused, "How dare I meddle in your old man's business~"

Daoist Hongjun ignored him and just asked his little grandson, "Where's Wukong? Why don't you see him?"

Bodhi got angry at him, "As soon as Wukong heard that I was going to play with you, he ran away immediately, saying that he was going to play with the children!"

Daozu Hongjun didn't believe it. When Wukong didn't stick to himself, it was like superglue. The old Taoist blew his beard and stared, "Don't drive us apart!"

Bodhi's innocent face said, "Look at you, you still say that you know everything, but I'll tell you the truth, you don't believe me at all!"

Daoist Hongjun glared at him, "What the hell have you done!"

Bodhi was overjoyed, "It's really not my business this time!" After talking about the incarnation of Wukong just now, Daozu Hongjun was also amused when he thought about that scene.

The old man pondered, "Come over next time and bring the child to me to have a look."

Bodhi said in surprise, "You always don't give me a solution now. It will take ten or eight years to go to Zixiao Palace!"

It's not long since I came back from visiting relatives. I promised to go there every ten years, so I can't say nothing, right?

Hongjun Daozu said, "Then in two days, why don't you just come and see those four?"

Oh.

Bodhi got stuck. The man who had always been a rascal, lowered his head in front of the teacher, and said, "The disciple is a bit shameless."

Hongjun Daozu snorted, "Those who have no face, throw their apprentices to the teacher and father, so that they have face? Come on, don't be so cowardly, when they come back, I tell you, you take Come back with Wukong, I'll show him!"

Ok.

Bodhi closed the water mirror, sighed a long time, and cheered himself up: Stretching the head is also a knife, shrinking the head is also a knife, whatever you are afraid of, just go!

Tathagata, who returned to Lingshan, threw Dapeng on the ground and said similar words silently in his heart.

Avalokitesvara is still working diligently to find a way out for herself and the Western Sect in Nanzhan Buzhou. If she suffers from hardships, if she is here, she will greet her for no reason without hitting the ground, and take her mount away!

Not for nothing.

Tathagata looked down at Dapeng who was lying on his stomach in the middle of the hall, he was really angry.

Ananda walked in quietly and whispered, "My Buddha, the Buddha's mother is here."

Tathagata's face is as sinking as water, come as soon as she comes, and I have to kneel to greet her when she comes!

There is no need to kneel down to greet them, but it is still necessary to go out to greet them.

Tathagata sighed, "Go and send a letter to Manjusri and Puxian, and tell them to bring their mounts, and then you go to the South China Sea Purple Bamboo Forest to see where the dragon girl of Hui'an is, and tell them to go to Nanzhan Buzhou to give to Guanyin." Send a letter, you just bring the golden retriever back, you don't have to wait for Guanyin to reply."

Ananda knew the cause and effect of the incident, and he didn't expect to be involved in it. Once this incident happened, wouldn't it offend Guanyin to death?I really regretted it so much, I only regretted that I didn't find an excuse not to come to the Daxiong Palace to serve, but I couldn't shirk it now, so I had to calmly answer yes, and retreated out under the order.

In fact, Kaye, who was entertaining the Buddha's mother outside, was almost envious of him.

The Buddha's mother, Peacock Daming King, has always been a domineering character. At the beginning, he was able to swallow the Tathagata in one gulp, and after being broken by the Tathagata, he asked the Tathagata to recognize himself as his mother. It can be seen that he is not an ordinary person to be provoked.

At this moment, my younger brother was arrested and sent to the Demon Slaying Platform to be tortured, even if he saved his life, he was not willing to let it go.

Not to mention Kaye, who faced the Buddha's mother, even Tathagata only felt a headache when he heard the scolding outside the Mahavira Hall and looked at the charcoal-grilled black bird in front of him.

In the end, Tathagata took action by himself and healed Dapeng's injuries.

At least we can't tell him to meet people like a black charcoal head.

And the broken wings were also connected.

But the magic power eliminated by the Heavenly Court, as well as his cultivation base, can never come back at all.

Dapeng has degenerated into a common bird, who can't even speak human words.

The Buddha's mother scolded Tathagata once, picked up her younger brother and walked away.

Gaye stood aside, not daring to make a sound, but the Tathagata said, "Go and take out the golden bearded carp from the Bade Pond in the Qibao Forest, and when Ananda comes back, send the three of them to the Nantianmen together. "

Kaye said, "My Buddha, just send it back like this, no need." He silently made a black hand gesture, and was glared at by the Tathagata.

"This is the critical time for us in Lingshan. It's fine if you don't win people's hearts. How can you offend people indiscriminately! Stop talking nonsense and don't be too perverted!"

Gaye said embarrassingly, "I just don't feel that they are making trouble for my Buddha, it's obviously because of it."

Tathagata bluffed and said, "Because of what? It's because the roc didn't know what to do, so he insisted on going to Huaguo Mountain!"

Gaye choked, and didn't dare to say anything, Tathagata waved his hands and said, "You don't know what you're thinking, so step back for now and think about it for yourself!"

When Ananda brought the golden retriever back from the South China Sea, he got the good news that his good brother Kaye was punished by the Buddha!