Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Since the baby monkey was born, except for crying once, it has never heard a cry. The boy outside ran away crying, and the little monkey who was looking around curiously jumped back into Nezha's arms. With a small milk voice, he asked Nezha, "Brother, what are girl movies and dead girls?"

Nezha didn't know how to answer, the Seventh Princess came over and flicked the little monkey's ear, "Don't imitate such nonsense, it's that bastard Ah Tu talking bad about my sister!"

The little monkey was so smart, he pointed at the Seventh Princess and said, "Oh~ it's my sister who bullied that person outside!"

Back then he was crying because he was bullied by that invisible villain!

The person outside was crying so sad, and said bad things about my sister, he must have been bullied by her!

The little monkey tilted his head and asked childishly, "What did sister do again?"

The word "again" is very spiritual~

The Seventh Princess grabbed the little monkey and yelled at him, "Little bad boy, accuse my sister, I'll stay here with you, what can I do~"

The little monkey was ticklish, laughed until tears came out, and rolled on Seventh Princess' lap until the hair on his body was messed up.

Nezha couldn't see it, so he made a trick and gently hugged the little monkey back, "Sister, children will become silly if they laugh too much!"

Chang'e was leaning on her chin on the opposite side, smiling quietly and watching the excitement without speaking, as beautiful as a painting.

It happened that Xian'e came over with a steaming sweet-scented osmanthus cake, and said with a smile covering her lips, "The third prince really looks like an older brother, and he even knows this, but His Highness Spirit Monkey is a natural creature, so it's not unexpected risk."

Seventh Princess took the warm wet handkerchief and wiped her hands, touched a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake, and said blankly while eating, "What are you talking about? Why do you become silly if you laugh too much?"

Chang'e said lazily, "It's just an old folk saying, nothing to care about. But you, why are you still eating here? Ah Tu is crying, why don't you coax him to go?"

That little rabbit has the sweetest temper. He is obviously a boy, but he will cry when things go wrong. It's deserted, and with some bitter crying, it's really impossible to stay.

It's a pity that if the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother didn't call, she couldn't get out of the gate of Guanghan Palace at all, and she couldn't even hide.

Ugh.

It was a headache.

She really had enough of the days in Tiangong.

Chang'e sighed deeply.

Don't ask, you will regret it if you ask.

The Seventh Princess said nonchalantly, "When does he not cry? I didn't do anything. Just looking at him, he could jump up and kick me, and then turn around and cry for five or six hours."

Don't look at the fat rabbit, it still hurts to kick people!

There are two cyan rabbit footprints on her arms!

And the energy of the tears rushing down is also strange and helpless.

"If I didn't know he was a little rabbit, I thought I made a little dragon cry!"

The Seventh Princess murmured, and the little monkey listened with great interest on his brother's shoulder, then turned around and asked Nezha, "Brother, what is a little dragon?"

The inner hall of Guanghan Palace was completely silent for a moment.

Realizing that she had said something wrong, Princess Qi shrank her neck, not even daring to chew the sweet-scented osmanthus cake in her mouth!

Up and down the Three Realms, as long as they are old enough, who doesn't know the grievances between the third prince Nezha and the Dragon Clan?

In order not to make Nezha unhappy, the princesses have taken turns to teach the little monkey the common sense of the three realms, avoiding the dragon clan on purpose!

For so many days, they have tried so hard to avoid the taboo that they haven't even pronounced the word "dragon"!

Princess Seven's face turned pale, and she felt that she seemed to have to pay the price for her unrestrained speech today.

She began to wonder again, did her mother forget to give herself a brain when she was born?

Seventh Princess stuffed a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake into her mouth, stood up with puffy cheeks, and said vaguely, "Then I'll go and see Ah Tu, Nezha, you are playing here with the little monkey! I'll go back!"

The seventh princess fled in despair.

The little monkey waved on his brother's shoulder, "Goodbye, sister!"

Goodbye!

From today onwards, she will be living in Guanghan Palace!If you don't coax Ah Tu well, you will never go back to Yaochi!

Hope this can escape a "good meal"!

Huh huh~

The little monkey said goodbye to Princess Seven, turned around and put his arms around his brother's neck again, and continued to ask diligently, "Brother, what is a dragon!?"

"How do you write this word?"

dragon...

Nezha sighed in his heart, many past events were choked in his heart, and he touched the forehead of the little monkey Mao Dudu who was nestling in his arms, and said softly, "Brother, I will tell you when I go back, okay?"

The ignorant little monkey happily clapped his hands, "Okay, okay, then let's go home and tell stories!"

Nezha stood up with the little monkey in his arms, and bid farewell to Fairy Chang'e respectfully.

Chang'e smiled slightly, "Go, go, turn around and tell your mother, I will leave the Seventh Princess to play in Guanghan Palace, and tell your mother not to worry."

Nezha answered yes, embraced his younger brother, led the Lishi Palace attendant, and left Guanghan Palace without looking back.

The gate of Guanghan Palace was slowly closed again, and Wu Gang was still cutting wood in the courtyard "boom, boom, boom...". The child's voice was high and shrill, and it cut off abruptly after only a few words.

Then there was the sound of fighting in Pi Li.

The seventh princess loves to fight when she can't argue, and the two cubs are fighting again...

Everything was exactly the same as usual, very boring, Chang'e leaned softly on the table, and sighed, "It's so noisy..."

Xian'e retreated quietly, closing the door and windows of the palace tightly, blocking out all sound and light...

The bright pearl with its own lighting in the temple can give Fairy Chang'e a little light and peace.

If it weren't for this, the beautiful fairy would be so annoyed that she would run away.

Nezha carried the little monkey to Yaochi, wondering how to tell the little monkey about the "dragon".

He wasn't sure he wouldn't speak ill of the Dragon Clan.

But the third prince didn't want his views to affect the little monkey.

If he said something that caused the little monkey to become hostile to the Dragon Clan, it would not be beautiful to meet them later when walking in the Three Realms and cause conflicts.

The little monkey didn't know what was on his brother's mind, so he sat in Nezha's arms, waving his paws all the way, and greeted people in a childlike voice, "Hello, sister~"

"Hi Uncle~"

"Hi Uncle~"

"Thank you Uncle~"

"Goodbye, Uncle~"

After walking the ordinary way, the arms of the warriors behind him were full of things, which were given to the little monkey by all the immortals, Xingjun and fairies.

Nothing expensive, just trinkets.

Beautiful shells picked by the Tianhe River, sweet dates picked in the orchard, rattles brought back from the earth, ice flowers condensed from the extreme north, small whips woven from the mane of a Pegasus... everything is in a mess.

The little monkey gave Baihua Fairy a big red peony by his ear~

Nezha looked down at the little monkey, seeing the little guy happily stroking the big red flower, with his small chest sticking out high, he was speechless.

They were all spoiled by the sisters, there is only one little one, so beautiful!

All the way back to Yaochi in such a lively manner, I was called by my sisters again. When I arrived at the residence of the second princess, several people were there, and greeted the two children, "Where did you go to be naughty? Why didn't Xiao Qi accompany you?" ?”

With a smile on his face, the little monkey revealed his old self in a childish voice, "Sister Seven is off to bully people, we'll be back!"

While speaking, he took out a plate of sweet-scented osmanthus cake from the ring around his neck, and handed it to the eldest princess in front of him, "Give it to your empress and sister!"

The plate is painted with the pattern of the Toad Palace, and it looks like it was produced by Guanghan Palace. Nezha didn't know when the little thing was hidden, and he even served it to others.

The fourth princess picked up the sweet-scented osmanthus cake and smelled it, "It's really the sweet-scented osmanthus cake from Guanghan Palace. The scent of sweet-scented osmanthus in her family is very unique."

Nezha said, "Well, the Seventh Princess took us to Guanghan Palace. The sweet-scented osmanthus cake served by Fairy Chang'e, I don't know when Xiao Ba even brought the plate. I'm sorry, I didn't see it. Hold him."

The little monkey heard something wrong from his brother's words, stood in the eldest princess' arms, and asked in a low voice, "Is Fatty wrong?"

The eldest princess patiently taught him once, and the little monkey pitied his fingers pitifully, promising not to sue him again, but the crowd didn't criticize him very much, they kissed him on the forehead and coaxed him, told him to remember it and then let it go up.

Children are ignorant, so they will inevitably do wrong things. After making mistakes, teach them well, so that they don’t make mistakes again.

The fourth princess ordered the servants to divide the sweet-scented osmanthus cake into plates, and took the plates back to Guanghan Palace, and brought a bottle of wine as a thank-you gift.

The palace attendant held back a smile and left.

The eldest princess continued to interrogate, "Then why are you two the only ones back?"

"Ah, just now Xiaoba said that Lao Qi went to bully others, what's wrong?"

Nezha and the little monkey looked at each other, and the little monkey was happy again, clapping his hands happily and saying, "Someone is crying! Seventh sister is going to see it!"

Nezha recounted what happened before, and the eldest princess sneered, "When I go back to Guanghan Palace, I quarrel with others, wait for her to come back!"

Now the little monkey thought about the "dragon" again, and sat in the arms of the eldest princess, waving at Nezha, "Brother, tell me about dragons!"

The princesses looked at each other, and the eldest princess asked Nezha cautiously, "Why did you mention this, little monkey?"

Nezha coughed, "Seventh Sister accidentally mentioned it, and the little monkey heard it."

Oh.

it is good.

Xiaoqi really needs to be repaired!

Seeing that the elder sister's eyebrows were raised, Nezha hurriedly said, "Your Highness, I don't really hate this word so much. Xiao Ba is a spirit monkey, and he will always travel in the Three Realms in the future. Sooner or later, he will meet the Dragon Clan. Tell him, it's not a problem!"

The eldest princess touched Nezha's little hair bag tenderly, "Good boy, my sister knows, then leave this matter to me, and I will teach Xiaoba how to know the dragon."

Nezha thought for a while, nodded, and agreed.

After all, he has a grudge with the Dragon Clan, if he is asked to teach the little monkey this, and the Dragon Clan finds out by accident, he will mistakenly think that he has said a lot of bad things about the Dragon Clan.

This is not good for the little monkey.

As the eldest princess of the Heavenly Court, the eldest princess has always been upright and fair, and everyone knows that if she teaches the little monkeys, the Dragon Clan can't find any reason.

The author has something to say:

Little Monkey: This is delicious, I want to take it home!to sister!To the empress!

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