Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Daozu Hongjun held back his anger and finished flipping through the book of Tianluo Girl, wanting to ask the Jade Emperor to come over and talk: Have you ever done such a crazy thing?

At this moment, the old Daozu understood what the "counterexample" his grandson said meant.

I have worked hard to become an adult and become a goddess. I can't refine my own shell, but I am manipulated by ordinary people. I have to do laundry, cook, and have children! ?

If someone steals your shell and hides it, you can't find it?

A goddess, without her shell, without her magic power?

The old Taoist thought about it angrily, and suddenly realized that he couldn't just scold this poor snail girl!

It's all the fault of the Heavenly Emperor in the book, if he hadn't sent the goddess down to earth, how could such disgusting things happen! ?

Rather than saying that the goddess cannot find the shell, it is better to say that the goddess dare not go back to the sky and can only be squeezed by mortals!

hateful!nausea!

The old Taoist ancestor spun around on the ground for a while with his hands behind his back, and slapped himself on the head: This is not true, why are you so angry!

He decided not to make excuses for himself, threw away the book of mortal stories in his hand, and took a scroll from the Seventh Princess's scroll to read.

Well, after reading the scroll, it is still the familiar feeling of refreshing and exhilarating!

right~

When you encounter someone who is delusional like this, you should slap him hard!

Wake up if you can't wake up!Wake up if you can't wake up!

Dreaming in broad daylight is not due to illness!

After Bodhi finished making the darts for his little apprentice, he strolled back to find his teacher, and saw Hongjun Daozu holding the scroll, watching it intently.

Bodhi glanced left and right, did not see his little apprentice, and asked, "Master, where is Wukong?"

Daoist Hongjun didn't lift his head when he saw the critical moment, "Going to meditate."

Ok?

Bodhi saw that his teacher was not in the right state. In the past, this old man had no eyes but Wukong. What happened today?

He leaned over to the teacher, curiously crossed Daozu Hongjun's shoulder and said, "Teacher, what are you looking at? Are you fascinated?"

Daoist Hongjun thought he was annoying, so he pushed his hand away, and moved the little apprentice's big face away, "Stop me!" He then threw another book to Bodhi, which was the one he had read before, "Take it to relieve boredom." Come on, leave me alone!"

Bodhi picked it up suspiciously, "Miss snail? What is it?" Girl?His teacher has been single for tens of thousands of years, is he in love?

As a result, Hongjun Daozu stretched out his feet to kick him, "Don't whisper in my ears, pollute my ears!" Now the old Daozu feels troubled when he hears these four words!

What is polluting your ears?Isn't this what you showed me?

Bodhi was taken aback by this sudden disgust, a little curiosity arose, leaning on the table beside him, and opened the book in his hand.

After half a quarter of an hour passed, Patriarch Bodhi, who had not been strengthened in advance by the face-slapping text written by Princess Seven, managed to make himself disgusting!

He pinched a corner tremblingly, shaking the book and said, "Teacher, look at the Jade Emperor you have chosen! What a fool!"

What is this thing called! ?

Daoist Hongjun raised his eyes, glanced at the little apprentice strangely, and said, "Could it be that you haven't read the scriptures?"

"This is a storybook, it's fake!"

"It was made up by mortals!"

"You do not know?"

uh huh?

Bodhi muttered, "I see that the above statement is convincing, is it false?"When he was in the mortal world, he heard girls chirping about this thing, but he didn't understand it in detail!

Daoist Hongjun rarely saw the little apprentice's jokes, so he couldn't help laughing, "Where did the Jade Emperor get the energy to reward a little mortal in the lower realm?"

"Even the emperor in the world is not enough for him to take a look, let alone an ordinary farmer, what is it not fake?"

Bodhi turned over twice, "Is this fake? Then this mortal, hehe, can't think of it!"

What a daydream!

Daoist Hongjun simply gave Bodhi the stack of paper books that his little grandson gave him, "Look, their imagination is richer than you think!"

A strange door slowly opened in front of Bodhi.

The old ancestor poked his head in and took a look, and was disgusted again. He just felt incredible, and muttered to himself, "Why don't I know that all men in the world are so stinky and shameless?"

Look at what is written in this book: The poor scholar is very talented, but his family is poor and cannot afford to read. There are rich girls who are willing to marry him as his wife and sponsor him to study. When he wins the first prize in the exam, the emperor wants to recruit him As a son-in-law, in the end, the wife is willing to be a concubine, giving up the position of main wife to the princess, so the scholar can enjoy the blessings of everyone?

Qi your ancestors legs ah!

How much hysteria would it take to write such a magical plot?

Bodhi flipped through the stack of books, and it was basically the same routine, not asking for priceless treasures, but asking for a lover, who can drink enough water and so on.

It's like all the beautiful girls in the world are super blind! ?

Among ordinary men, can't you pick out a man who values ​​faith, loyalty, and self-reliance?

Are the men in this book worthy of the word "human"?

Why can't these writers really fail to pick out the man's good character and praise him?

Bodhi suppressed the nausea in his heart, and asked Daoist Hongjun, "Teacher, why don't I know that you have such a strong old taste? Where did this come from? You also like to read such a weird story?"

Daozu Hongjun just happened to finish reading a scroll, and spread his hands, "I don't like to read it, and I also feel disgusted, don't you think I threw all these books to you!"

Little Monkey said before that his seventh sister doesn't want these mortal books, and grandpa can read them casually and keep them~

Grandpa doesn't want to keep it, and he doesn't want to read it, so let's give it to the apprentice!

Bodhi rolled his eyes, "You are really the best master in the whole Three Realms!"

Hehe, Hongjun Patriarch smiled badly, "The teacher is not lying to you, let me show you this!" He handed the scroll he had read just now to the little apprentice, intending to tell the little apprentice to wash his eyes.

Bodhi didn't want to read it. Now whenever he sees something with words, he feels sick!

The graceful Xianjun jumped up flexibly and flew towards the outside of the hall, "Teacher, I won't disturb your study anymore, I will go find my apprentice!"

He decided to take a look at his cute little furry face to wash his eyes!

Hongjun Daozu clicked his tongue, this is kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs, don't look at it, this kind of good book that makes people feel happy after reading, he will keep it for himself and read it slowly!

Just looking at the pile of mortal storybooks that were abandoned by his apprentices, the old Taoist ancestor only felt his eyes were hot, but after all, it was brought by his grandson. After thinking about it, the Taoist ancestor took out an empty storage bag, I sorted out those scriptures, put them in, and hung them behind the curtain on the pillar next to them.

That place is very close to me, but it's not too big, so it's just right!

That is to say, I didn't throw away my little grandson's feelings for me, and I couldn't see it, so I wouldn't disturb myself~

Bodhi didn't know what he missed, so when he left the main hall, he wandered to find Wukong.

In the quiet room, the little monkey circulated the method of communicating with heaven and earth taught by his master for a few days. He only felt that his meridians were full and his dantian was full of energy, so he slowly closed his work and opened his eyes.

As soon as he left the quiet room, he saw the master standing on the porch with his arms folded and smiling, obviously waiting for him.

The little monkey was overjoyed, jumped into the master's arms, and chattered to the master about what he had seen and heard in the fairyland before, "Hei Hei's second child who can hide Hua Hua is a little red fur ball that can spit sparks."

Bodhi was super patient, strolling slowly with his little apprentice in his arms, listening carefully, while responding, "Wow, you can be invisible, this is amazing, if you are an assassin at night, no one will be able to detect it?"

"It can breathe fire, and it's amazing!"

The little monkey held his face in his hands and said eagerly, "I don't know what kind of little fur balls the remaining three balls are!"

He stretched out his short hand and touched his balls, "Qiuqiu hasn't moved at all. If he can be born, I can hug him to show off to my sisters!"

The little monkey leaned close to the master's ear and whispered, "Seventh sister said she is the grandma of Hei Hei and Hong Hong!"

Patriarch Bodhi almost choked himself to death!

He secretly calculated the relationship between himself and the Seventh Highness of Yaochi, and decided to tell Daozu later when he went back, telling him not to include the Jade Emperor in the gate wall in the future!

Let the couple, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, and their seven children stand alone in the prehistoric world!

He doesn't want to be an elder for Xiaojizai!

Being invisible and spitting fireballs is not enough!

Oh, I have to ask my little apprentice to break up the sibling relationship with that little Highness who is a little bit wrong!

Thinking of this, Bodhi sighed helplessly: Oh, forget it, he doesn't want to make his own cubs cry.

The little monkey saw his master's face flashing back and forth like stars, so he stretched out his small palm and clapped his hands to cover his master's face, "What is master thinking?"

Bodhi muttered, "I'm thinking about waiting for the ball to hatch. Master is also a grandfather!"

The little monkey giggled, put his arms around Master's neck and said, "Grandpa wants to grow a white beard, Master is not a grandfather~"

Bodhi slobbered without any image, and twittered the little apprentice's hairy face, "Then when Qiuqiu hatches, is it possible that you want to worship him?"

The little monkey stretched out his hand to touch the egg of the divine beast, and said doubtfully, "Yeah, how long have I been born? Qiuqiu must be older than me when he made the egg. When he hatches, calling me an older brother will bully him a bit!"

"How can I be his father, or his master?"

"No way~"

Well, Bodhi rubbed his chin, thinking that their cub is really a kind-hearted kid!

If he, no matter how old the beast egg is, no matter how old he is, if I hatch you, then you will definitely call me daddy~

But the little monkey came to act like a baby with the master again, "Master, master, when Qiuqiu hatches and becomes my younger brother, can you also accept him as your apprentice?"

Bodhi didn't say yes or no, but asked rhetorically, "What if Qiuqiu is a girl?"

Ah, the little monkey was stunned, and scratched his cheek in distress before saying, "Then, that's my sister too?"

Wukong's eyes sparkled, "Master doesn't accept female apprentices?"

Oh, that's not it.

In the past, under the head of Tongtian Sect, there were many female disciples~

On the contrary, there were no female monks at the Taishang Laojun and Yuanshi Tianzun.

Bodhi rubbed the little apprentice's forehead, and then gently poked the egg of the beast, "When the ball hatches, no matter if it's a boy or a girl, the master will accept him as an apprentice, okay?"

It was originally agreed that Wukong is his closed disciple and the only direct disciple, but since there is a divine beast and Wukong wants to be an elder brother, it doesn't hurt to make an exception.

The little monkey hugged Master and acted sweetly, "Master, I want to be an older brother too~~"

Bodhi laughed, "You want to be a big brother so much? Don't you already have many younger brothers and sisters in Biyou Palace?"

The little monkey pouted, "That's because everyone let me go, and a few days ago I gave my brother a mirror, and found that everyone has grown up a lot!"

After so many years without going back, some of the little demon cubs of Biyou Palace are already the height and appearance of adults, and the little monkeys are not so thick-skinned, and they even ask others to call themselves elder brothers.

"They grow full beards, or dress up as women, and they call me brother after a while, that's really creepy."

Bodhi said happily to the little apprentice, "Well, when Qiuqiu hatches, our Wukong will be our big brother!"

The little monkey hugged the master's neck, and smiled with eyebrows crooked, "Master is so kind!"

When Qiuqiu hatches, he will take care of Qiuqiu just like his elder brother takes care of himself!

Also teach Qiuqiu to be the most powerful little Daoist in the Three Realms!

The beast egg ball seemed to have sensed the little monkey's intentions, and slowly rolled on the top of the little monkey's head~

It looks so tired after going out, it wants to stay a little longer~

Wukong didn't know at all that Dandan, the beast of his family, was a slob, and he was still telling his master how to be a good brother, making Bodhi amused, "You're just copying what you did when you brought Nezha with you." back?"

The little monkey proudly raised his chest, "I think my brother is good, I want to be a good brother like my brother!"

Alright, it's all up to you~

Bodhi shaved the little monkey's small nose, and took Zai Zai to eat. Now his family Wukong is busy every day and consumes a lot of energy. Three meals a day and a few small snacks are indispensable. of.

Sooner or later, he will grow into a young boy facing the wind~

In the next few days, Wukong ran to Yaochi every day, and finally guarded Huahua to hatch the remaining three eggs.

The third child was a little bit miserable when he broke his shell, he was still a bald little cub with eyes closed, but the girls and Caifeng were very happy, because Caifeng also looked like this when she was a child.

The little monkey looked at the poor little boy with trepidation, very worried, "So, this is a little colorful phoenix?"

"Is it really not premature?"

When the girls heard this sentence, they spit together, "Where did Wukong learn this word?"

The little monkey scratched his head, "Back then in Biyou Palace, I forgot who said it!"

It must be the group of unrestrained little demon cubs!

But everyone still comforted the little monkey and said, "When the colorful phoenix just broke its shell, it was so weak that it seemed like it couldn't survive. In fact, it might eat it!"

"Don't worry, Caifeng will feed it well. After a few days, this little guy will grow fur and become very beautiful!"

Sure enough, since Xiaosan came out of the shell, Caifeng stopped cats by his wife's side, went out to look for food every day, and came back with it in her mouth to give this weak little one a little trouble.

They were all berry juices, which were not in the diet of the little black fur ball and the little red fur ball, and did not arouse the jealousy of the two cubs.

Although the third child is weak, he can really eat it. When the little monkey came back the next day, he felt that Caifeng had lost a lot of weight. He just watched it fly around and make things to feed the third child's big mouth. .

Fortunately, the fourth and fifth children who broke their shells afterward, one looks like a little yellow chicken that resembled her mother's little hen Hua Hua when she was a child. The other is a light gray fur ball with a ball of ice blue feathers on its chest. It doesn't know what kind it is, and it doesn't show any specialties. It eats the same meat scraps as the second brother.

After all, the five balls of the little hen Huahua all hatched smoothly!

The little hen Huahua ran away that day!

From the zoo all the way back to Princess Seven’s yard, first took a sand bath for myself in the sand pit in the yard, and then walked around in Princess Seven’s yard in a big way: I don’t care about the children, and neither do my husbands. , as if he was going to be stationed at the residence of the Seventh Princess.

Caifeng worked hard to feed the three cubs, and took time to take care of the other four children. She felt that she was about to vomit blood from exhaustion: Wife, I was wrong, come back~