Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Bodhi flicked his sleeves, "Look, what's the matter? I said that this Lingshan is tricky, and that Buddha died again, so he set his mind on me and Wukong!"

"If it wasn't for us, Wukong, why did she go to Lingtai Mountain and Biyou Palace!?"

Yuan Shi was very nervous, "Then what should I do, how can I deal with Guanyin? If she makes any request, how can I refuse?"

Taishang Laojun straightly frowned, and said to Yuanshi Tianzun with disgust, "She will come as soon as she comes, why are you panicking? You will see her when she comes? Didn't I tell you to practice behind closed doors? If you don't open the door to entertain her, it will be over?"

Yuan Shi looked slumped, "The little monsters went out to hunt, and she saw it."

It's also a coincidence, the little demon cubs now go out to practice every once in a while, and they happen to be called Guanyin to meet them.

How innocent is the little demon cub, as soon as he was fooled, he was brought in by Guanyin.

Now people are waiting in the main hall.

Yuanshi hid in his own room, and discussed with his brothers and sisters, "When I see those people in Lingshan, I feel uncomfortable all over. Brother, can I not go out to see her?"

The Taishang Laojun hated iron and pointed at him, "Next time, I will make up this course for all the demons!"

Yuan Shi said, "Brother, look at the eyes first, why don't you teach me quickly?"

How is this taught?No one saw him, so the Supreme Lord wondered if his second brother would be useless?

But Bodhi said, "If I don't see you, I won't see you. You ask Guang Lin to deal with him. The Biyou Palace on the left and right is my Wukong Taoist Temple. You are a master and a guest, so there is no reason to treat guests for your nephew!"

Yuanshi's eyes lit up at once, and he raised his thumb and said, "My brother is smart!"

He turned around and called a little demon, and went to call Guanglin.

Guanglin was practicing martial arts, and when he hurried over, his face was covered with sweat, he was startled when he saw the uncle and master in the water mirror, he hurriedly greeted An and saluted, and bowed down to wait for the elders to order.

The two uncles and my master are both there, so there must be something wrong.

Bodhi sized up the senior apprentice, nodded and said, "Guanglin is very progressive, it seems that your uncle has worked hard on you."

The principal of Biyougong Kindergarten proudly raised his chest: He is not only good at teaching the cubs, but also caring for his nephews!

Guanglin was praised by his master, he scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, and giggled twice.

The Taishang Laojun saw it, and was afraid of hurting the self-esteem of the younger generation, so he whispered to Bodhi on the other side of the water mirror, "Why do you look so stupid to me, your apprentice? Can you do it?"

Bodhi pushed his brother's head away, "My second brother can't do it, but my apprentice can do it!"

Turning around, he ordered, "Lingshan Guanyin is here, you go to entertain her for your uncle, do you know what to say?"

Guanglin raised his chest and said loudly, "I don't know, I don't know, I don't understand, maybe someone knows! You are right! This statement is wrong! I am a junior, how can I understand!"

"Master, I will answer like this, right?"

When Taishang Laojun and Yuanshi Tianzun heard the first sentence, their jaws dropped in surprise. After listening to it, the corners of their eyes twitched. Bodhi was quite satisfied, and waved his hand, "Yes! Go! If he asks your second teacher Uncle, just say that someone is coming from Zixiao Palace and is accompanying him, oh, by the way, is there someone in Zixiao Palace? Who is going this year? What are they doing? Watch it, don’t call out to make trouble!"

Guanglin hurriedly said, "Master, don't worry, it's Yu from the Daozu's family who came back this time. The master was afraid that he would go to the East China Sea to make trouble and eat dragons indiscriminately, so he specially asked the little demons to make a lot of food for him, and put him by his side to take care of him." , and now I’m sleeping after I’m full!”

Yuan Shi also said, "This won't be fake, I really look at that fierce god!"

This guy feeds on dragons, since he came to Penglai Island, he can't wait to lie on the beach and drool every day, so scared that Yuan Shi wrote a letter to the Dragon King of the East China Sea early, telling him to take his family and hide for a while. come out!

Don't come out if you have something to do!

If this vicious guy sees it and slams it down, it will be the attitude of the whole family!

Once you ask Yu to open the meat, there will be no one left in the Dragon King's family of the East China Sea!

The old dragon king also woke up, thanked him a thousand times in the water mirror, only said that he sent a thank you gift later, and then rushed to express his gratitude to the Jade Emperor.

He is still responsible for carrying the clouds and rain, so he can't go out now, so he has to ask the Jade Emperor for leave, otherwise, disobeying the rules of heaven is still a death penalty.

Fortunately, the Jade Emperor was sensible, and quickly sent a star official down to Biyou Palace to verify the situation. The star official who came down was next to Yuanshi Tianzun, and met the hiccupping Ji, who was so frightened. Without returning, he ran to the East China Sea.

A random long holiday was given to the Dragon King of the East China Sea!

The old dragon king was also clever, not only did his family not go out, but even the shrimp soldiers and crab generals in the East China Sea did not go out to sea for a while.

Who knows if Ji would like to have some small shrimps as an appetizer before eating the dragon?

Yuanshi didn't want to commit any crimes either, so he took Yan seriously, and planned to send him back to heaven in the next few days, even if the very simple and honest Xiaodaotong swears that he has changed a long time ago, and he won't even eat a dragon. Knowing how to eat, Yuan Shi didn't believe it.

If you don't take a bite, you always have to start, and you have to count the whole stick!

And before saying this, wipe off the drool first, it will be more convincing!

Seeing what Yuanshi said, Taishang Laojun nodded, "If that's the case, let's go to Guanglin!"

Bodhi pointed to Guanglin and said, "You don't need to clean up, just go like this. If you are in a hurry, it also shows that you value it!"

Yuan Shi looked at his nephew once, "Do you need me to sweat you a little more, you've almost lost your sweat after working so hard for a while!"

Guanglin laughed and said, "No, no, I'll go now, master and master will wait for a while!"

The young man left in a hurry, and Yuan Shi let out a long breath, "Oh, you can breathe a sigh of relief! But brother, you can't say that the signal is not good this time. When will you and the teacher ask me to take a vacation? And the third brother ,you"

Taishang Laojun didn't say a word, and turned off the water mirror with a swipe of the ground, without giving Yuanshi a chance to react.

Tianzun looked at the empty water mirror in front of him, which had completely disappeared, and was stunned for a moment: No, don't wait for such a bully!

Bodhi chuckled, "Brother, when the work is over, the second brother will have to send a mirror to tell us, why are you doing this?"

Taishang Laojun said slowly, "Anyway, what he said is in vain, why tell him to waste his tongue for a while. Let's talk about it later!"

Come on, who told you to be the boss!

Bodhi leaned lazily to the ground, took a look outside, and saw a little hairy head hiding far away outside.

Bodhi beckoned, "What are you doing hiding there?"

The little monkey who was suddenly found was stunned on the spot, and waved to the master shyly. After a while, he ran back slowly with Qiongqi, entered the house, and threw himself into the master's arms. , "I'm afraid my uncle will quarrel with Master"

Bodhi smiled and said, "Did uncle and master quarrel?"

The little monkey smiled shyly, "No~"

Bodhi rubbed his chubby face, "Uncle and Master are brothers, they have been together for tens of thousands of years, how can we really quarrel, Wukong don't worry!"

The little monkey opened its mouth in surprise, "It's been so long."

Zai Zai took out his Ruyi Golden Cudgel, and showed it to Master, "Master, Master, if you and Uncle are brothers together for a year, I will give you a catty of Ruyi Golden Cudgel, that golden cudgel is Isn't it enough points?"

The Taishang Laojun was amused, and Bodhi couldn't help laughing. He nodded his apprentice's nose, "No, your golden cudgel only weighs more than 1 catties. Your uncle and I have been brothers since the beginning of time. If it is calculated as one catty a year, the brotherhood is worth tens of thousands of golden cudgels!"

The Taishang Laojun was neither laughing nor annoyed when he heard it: how could anyone talk about brothers like that?

It's just that Wukong is still young, and he has been in contact with "ten thousand" things, that is, his golden cudgel, so there is nothing wrong with it, alas, forget it.

For the sake of the disciple of the third sect, don't argue with him.

The little monkey couldn't close its mouth in surprise, touched Master's cheek and said, "Master, Master, how long did it take you to grow so big?"

Bodhi grabbed the little apprentice's claws and rubbed his face, Ulu Ulu said authentically, "Master was born so big, how about it, are you envious?"

The little monkey pouted: Master is bad, hum!

As soon as Taishang Laojun saw his junior brother bullying the child, he felt itchy palms and wanted to touch the ruler again!

They said a few words here, and the water mirror lit up again, and Yuanshi Tianzun appeared on the other side of the water mirror with a grunt. He had already changed his clothes, and Guanglin, who had washed and dressed up, held a little fat man who was eating. , also sitting on the side.

The Taishang Laojun said nothing happened, and said slowly, "That one is gone?"

Guanglin said with a grin, "Don't worry, Uncle Master, he's already gone!"

In the arms of the master, the little monkey who was holding the golden cudgel and learning how to turn his wrist with the master suddenly turned his head, "Senior brother!"

Suddenly, a small pale golden figure appeared in the water mirror in front of Guanglin, and the young man's face was full of smiles, "Wukong~ Have you thought about it, senior brother~ Let senior brother see, um, you are growing fleshy!"

The little monkey could not wait to jump on the water mirror, "I haven't seen senior brother for a long time! Ah, it's Brother Yan!"

Yan, who was stuffing pig's trotters into his mouth, sat in Guanglin's arms without raising his eyebrows, and said while eating, "Leave me alone, I'm busy eating! I'm going back to Zixiao Palace later, it's too late, wait Go back and play with you again!"

Qiongqi came over greedily, and said to Shui Jing beside the little monkey, "My dear brother, can you bring me something to eat when I come back? I haven't eaten Biyougong for a long time. Dinner! Please!"

Xiao Daotong rolled his eyes exactly like Qiongqi's, didn't speak, stood up from Guanglin, took his own big basin, and hid out of Shuijing's sight!

Just ignore him, the last time Qiongqi came back from Biyou Palace, what did he bring to them?

Let alone bring this guy, he knows to eat alone without even returning to Zixiao Palace!

Bring him something to eat!Think beautifully!No!Don't bring any dirt!

Seeing that Yan ignored him, Qiongqi hummed a few times in aggrieved way, and gently arched the little monkey with his paws, his big round eyes were full of longing!

To eat!

The little monkey had no choice but to whisper to the senior brother, but the little milk voice said in a low voice, "Senior brother, when Brother Yan comes back, can you ask him to bring something for me?"

As a result, Yu was very clever and authentic, "You can take anything, but you can't eat it! Confiscate it!"

Guanglin covered his face and suppressed a smile, his shoulders shook, and the little monkey spread his hands at Qiongqi: "It's over!"

Qiongqi was furious: Won't we talk about it when Jie is not around!This is all exposed!

The big cat ran away angrily!

The little monkey hurriedly said to Guanglin, "Brother, I won't bother you to talk about things with Uncle Master, I'm going to find Qiongqi, or he will run off to the lower realm again when he gets angry!"

Guanglin quickly waved his hands, "Goodbye, Wukong!"

"Brother, see you again~~" The little monkey rushed out of the house with a rattling sound, and the little Naiyin ran away while pulling Changyin.

The adults laughed for a while, and the Taishang Laojun asked Guanglin, "Avalokitesvara is here, what did I tell you?"

Guanglin smiled and said, "Your Majesty's speech is always so cloudy. She heard the little monsters say that the Second Master is here and wants to meet him. I said that the Second Master is with the other people in Zixiao Palace. The beast is really inseparable, so she just let it go, but seemed to be relieved."

"I looked at it, and it seemed that I didn't intend to see the Second Senior Uncle at all."

"Later, they asked me a lot of questions. Why haven't I gone out to listen to scriptures and sermons recently? Maybe there hasn't been any victory in the three worlds for a long time, and it's because of the desertedness."

"I also asked the second uncle if he would be giving a lecture recently, and said that if he had such a plan, he would definitely write her a letter."

"That's about it, and then I said goodbye and left."

Taishang Laojun stroked his beard, "That's not the point, what is she trying to find out?"

Guanglin shook his head, "I feel like she's asking me on the sidelines, is there any large-scale group activities in our Taiyi Xuanmen, but I'm not sure."

Bodhi suddenly laughed and said, "Brother, you didn't tell me to go down and tell us to practice at home honestly and avoid going out? So now in the Three Realms only disciples of the Western Sect are active around? This must have made them suspicious, so in the Look around!"

Taishang Laojun said, "I'm not here to make room for Western religions, so that they can do things like learning scriptures with peace of mind? Is there any doubt about that?"

"It's not good if we don't make trouble for them? What can we do?"

Bodhi laughed loudly and said, "What's wrong, I misunderstood! I'm worried that we will hide and plot some bad idea!"

Yuanshi Tianzun sneered, "Who has the thought to conspire with them? It's too late to hide!"

Bodhi smiled and said, "Oh, you think so, people don't think so about you!" He turned his head to the Taishang Laojun and said, "Brother, if you don't believe me, just go outside and have a look. Now the cloud travels, except for people from all over the world. Bu Yu's star official, is there a fairy gone?"

"Avalokitesvara must have discovered it, and became suspicious!"

"Oh, I was shocked, I thought she was after my Wukong!"

Taishang Laojun said with a smile, "What's so interesting about this, our Taiyi Xuanmen have always been in the same heart, I don't need to look to know."

Slightly proud~

Yuanshi Tianzun and Bodhi looked at each other, and they both waved their hands helplessly.

Among the three brothers, if you say which one is the most narcissistic, there is no one else except their eldest brother!

Taishang Laojun ignored these two and acted strangely, "Yuanshi, look, this Guanyin failed in one trial, there must be a next time, Guanglin is a junior, if you are not here, what will she do if she can't keep it together? Now With you sitting in Biyou Palace, he didn't dare to be presumptuous, so he only asked a few words and left."

"If you're not trying?"

"So, take it easy, don't keep thinking about vacations, if you are tired from class, then give the little demons a vacation? Can't you take a rest yourself?"

Yuan Shi groaned, "Okay, I get it, I won't leave until they're done, okay?"

Taishang Laojun said with a smile, "Okay, I knew Yuanshi that you were responsible!"

It's useless to praise me!Still very angry!With a sullen face, Yuan Shi said angrily, "You will bully me too!"

Guanglin dragged Yan and slipped away quietly. It's better for him to know less about the elders~

After the children had all withdrawn, the Taishang Laojun sighed, "This Tathagata is not at all efficient at doing things, and he is slow-moving."

Yuanshi Tianzun and Bodhi nodded deeply.

It can be seen that the Taishang Laojun said this without repeating the words, and the little boy outside came to report, "Master, Lingshan handed over the post, and the little novice said that the Buddha of his family is coming to visit the master. I don't know when you will come." convenient."

"At the moment, people are waiting for a reply at the door!"

The three brothers looked at each other in dismay: Who is it?Tathagata?