Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Liu Er's sudden cry not only frightened Yuanshi Tianzun, but even the little monsters in the room were stunned. Everyone usually has a good relationship, but now they are crowded together Next to Liu Er, holding the little monkey's hand, he chirped, "Why are you crying?"

"Did you have a nightmare last night?"

"Maybe you're hungry? Don't cry, there will be delicious meat buns for breakfast later, I'll share it with you!"

"I feel like I'm having a nightmare. Touching the hair doesn't scare me." A certain cub followed his mother's example and called Liu Er Hun'er, and even stroked Liu Er's pair of hairy ears.

Immediately someone came out to object, "Why, I slept next to him last night, obviously quiet, I must be hungry!" But I couldn't help reaching out to touch it~

The little monkey has been raised in Biyou Palace for a long time, his dry hair is becoming more and more fluffy and shiny, and he is easy to touch, but he has a cold and weird temper, and the time he gets along with everyone is short, so he is not very familiar with them. Rarely have a chance to touch it.

This time it's finally kneaded!

The ears on the little monkey's head are round and round, and it flicks when touched, so cute!

Someone next to me muttered, "You don't necessarily wake up when you have a nightmare, maybe you cry because the more you think about it, the more afraid you become?"

Someone had an idea: "Did you remember the time when you were bitten by a tiger?"

Everyone trembled: the big tiger is really scary!They can't beat it for the time being!

While crying, Liu Er covered his ears and felt aggrieved: You guys, what do you little brats know!In addition to eating is sleeping!Whoo who, who is afraid of tigers!

Yuanshi Tianzun sighed, pulled and pulled the little boys, and pushed them outside, "Okay, okay, today's morning class is over, you go to have breakfast first, and I will have a few words with the little monkey!"

The little demon cubs looked at each other, and said boldly, "Tianzun, did the little monkey fail to recite his homework? Don't punish him, he is already No.1 among us!"

Tianzun didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and patted the little piggy's head, "How dare you say others, have you finished your homework?"

The little piggy groaned and tugged at the corner of his clothes, his chubby cheeks were stained a little red, "Alright, it's still a little bit worse, after dinner, I'll recite it"

The little demon cubs laughed giggly, and read the jingle again, "Little pig, little pig is chubby, my mind is confused and I can't remember~"

The little pig was full of anger, "Nonsense, I'm just a little lazy, Tianzun said, I'm the smartest one among us!"

Others chirped and said, "Tianzun also praised me for my good memory!"

"Tianzun said that I am strong!"

"I'm fast!"

"I'm good!"

The voice of the voice gradually faded away. The place where these little things are always seems to be extraordinarily lively, but as soon as they leave, the room becomes deserted for no reason.

In the quiet room, Yuanshi Tianzun folded his hands behind his back, bent down to look at the still twitching six ears, and asked in a low voice, "Do you still want to cry?"

Originally, he was concentrating on refuting the little monsters in his belly, and didn't want to cry anymore, but when he was asked this way, Liu Er's eyes burst into tears, and he couldn't help but burst into tears.

He cried even louder!

It's just very wronged!

Why!

Oh oh oh!

Yuanshi Tianzun sighed, sat down beside the little monkey's desk, and asked him cautiously, "Why are you crying?"

Liu Er glared at the past viciously: "Ask the question knowingly!"

Oh ~

Yuanshi Tianzun stroked his beard guiltily, and said in a low voice, "Did you hear that?"

Liu Er viciously wiped away his tears, and said in a low voice, "I, I won't leave!"

Yuanshi Tianzun was so worried, "Oh, there is no way to do this."

"Qongqi went back. He delayed for a day and a half, and the lower realm only took half a year. After half a year, it is uncertain who will come. What if the person who comes has a bad temper and has a grudge against you? ?”

Liu Er Ke choked up a loud sob, "Obviously, obviously I came first"

"Unreasonable"

Yuanshi Tianzun sighed, "Those people in Daozu Palace have always been unreasonable. If you can reason with them, or have a magnanimous temperament, Daozu would not raise them in Zixiao Palace." many years."

Liu Er was even more sad, "Can't we continue to lock them up?"

Yuanshi Tianzun spread his hands, "The Taoist ancestors couldn't suppress them, and there was an agreement in the past. When the Three Realms were peaceful, the hostility in the world was light and the murderous aura was insufficient. They couldn't arouse their fierceness. They can be called out to play and relax."

So, this is life!

After talking for a while, anyway, this Biyou Palace couldn't stay longer.

Yuanshi Tianzun persuaded him, "I have already taught you the basic Taoism of Taiyi Xuanmen, and I will teach you a set of Tiangang 36 changes. This method is the highest secret technique of my Taiyi Xuanmen. I will teach you the method of avoiding the three disasters, and you must remember it firmly!"

When Liu Er heard it, he was shocked, and he didn't care to cry. He had heard of the names of the three disasters, and he had seen some great powers since the beginning of the prehistoric era. He had no enemies, and no reason. Even if he was struck by lightning, burned by Yin fire, or empowered by the wind, it would make a deadly mess.

At first Liu Er didn't know why, but after some inquiring, he learned how terrible the benefits and harms of these three disasters were.

As long as the time is up, no matter who you are, the thunder, fire and wind will come, and when the time comes, the body will die and the road will disappear, and the ashes will be wiped out. Even if Hades wants to save you, he will be unable to reach out!

Since the prehistoric period, I have only tasted some joys of living. Liu Er didn't take these three disasters seriously before, now thinking about it, why not be afraid?Hastily bowed down and said, "Can Tianzun really teach me?"

Yuanshi Tianzun nodded and said, "That's natural," he sighed, "You can also be regarded as an old man. In the Three Realms, there is only one of these old people missing. Although you and my Taiyi Xuanmen The fate is superficial, but in the face of my old friend, I still miss you alive!"

Although Yuanshi Tianzun didn't say much, his words were full of sincerity, and Liu Er believed it, but he thought about it and said, "If Tianzun really wants to teach me, there is Tiangang, and there is Earth Sha. Did you learn it together?"

Yuanshi Tianzun agreed very happily, "Since you want to learn, let's start! But in that case, the time will be more urgent. In the past six months, you have to give up the time of sleeping and resting, and practice hard with me every day. You can learn the 36 changes of Tiangang and the 72 changes of Disha!"

As soon as Liu Er heard it, he felt his head buzzing: Don't you sleep?no need?

He thought for a while, then said hesitantly, "Dare to ask Tianzun, I only learn one of these gods, can it work?"

Yuanshi Tianzun was very patient, and said with a smile, "That's natural. In this world, there are never two people who learn from both. For example, Marshal Tianpeng, who is in charge of the Tianhe soldiers and horses in the heavenly court, learned the changes of Tiangang. My disciple Sun Erlang Zhenjun Yang Jian, who learned the Eighty-Nine Mysterious Kung Fu, is also a kind of method of 72 transformations."

Liu Er let out an oh, and asked again, "Which one is stronger, Marshal Tian Peng or Zhenjun Erlang?"

Yuanshi Tianzun laughed loudly and said, "That's not me boasting, naturally my son Yang Jian is better!"

"Otherwise, the Jade Emperor wouldn't feel at ease asking him to lead the Erlang Temple in Guanjiangkou alone, and receive incense from the mortal world!"

Liu Er's eyes lit up, he got up and bowed again, "In this case, Liu Er is willing to learn 72 changes!"

Yuanshi Tianzun gave a cry, and patiently persuaded, "Six ears, since Tiangang is better than Disha, if you want to learn the same thing, Tiangang is much stronger than Disha!"

Liu Er prostrated himself on the ground and said, "Tianzun doesn't know, but I am blessed. Being able to listen to lectures under Tianzun's knees is already a blessing I have practiced for thousands of years. This time I can learn a 72 change, and Liu Er will be satisfied!"

Okay.

Yuanshi Tianzun is quite talkative, but it is very inconsistent with the rumors, making everyone a little suspicious: Is this really Yuanshi Tianzun?Wasn't it pierced by some soul?

It's just that the busy practice that followed left him no time to be distracted, and he hurriedly learned the 72 changes. Yuanshi Tianzun held the little monkey's hand and asked earnestly, "You really can't stay in Biyou Palace during this period of time. You have a predestined relationship with my Taiyi Xuanmen, in the future when all those fierce gods have returned to Zixiao Palace, it will be good for you to come to Biyou Palace to seek refuge!"

Liu Erxin said that I will not come back!

You are a majestic saint, and you call them fierce, how can I offend them?

Who knows if they come to the mortal world to play around, they will find the mortal world interesting, so they come to stroll again! ?

Go also!

Yuanshi Tianzun stood under the corridor of the main hall, watching the six ears fly away in the clouds, and felt a stone in his heart fell to the ground.

This matter has been successfully completed, can he also take a vacation and go back to Yuxu Palace to rest for a while?

The little demon cubs have been promising all these years, should they be told to relax a little bit?

With this in mind, Yuanshi Tianzun put down several layers of restrictions, hid in the house, and sent a water mirror to his elder brother.

After a long while, the other end of the water mirror was slowly connected. Taishang Laojun rode a little monkey on his neck, and said impatiently, "We are playing, I just kicked the shuttlecock well, you The big water mirror blocked my eyes, causing me to miss it! What's the matter, can't I ask Hetong to deliver the letter?"

Yuanshi Tianzun took a slap in the face and said, feeling sour in his heart: I am busy, tired and acting here, how is your brother, kicking shuttlecock?

It's so relaxing and fun!

Fortunately, the little monkey baby was riding on Uncle’s neck, and he lay down to say hello to Uncle Second, “Uncle Second, I’m Wukong~”

Yuanshi Tianzun immediately smiled, looked at his nephew a few more times, and washed his eyes, "Baby Wukong, do you miss the second uncle?"

The little monkey said sweetly, "I can think of it! Second uncle, we went to my brother's Tianwang Mansion before. You didn't see it, but it's so beautiful!"

Yuanshi Tianzun was very carefree, and said happily, "It's really good. After Uncle returns, Wukong will take Uncle for a walk, okay?"

The little monkey patted his chest and agreed, "I'll treat Uncle Second!"

Yuanshi Tianzun burst out laughing, he and his younger brother have been brothers for many years, so he naturally hopes to see the two younger generations get along well.

Only half laughed, the Taishang Laojun put the little monkey down, told him to play by himself, took the water mirror back to the house, and set a restraint, then said, "What's wrong? It's for no reason. Just send the water mirror, can you be safe there?"

Yuanshi Tianzun stretched comfortably, "An Sheng, why are you uneasy, let's go!"

Oh?

Taishang Laojun said with a smile, "Is he really gone? Did you say where you are going?"

Yuanshi Tianzun said, "Where does he go? He's not at our house. He's better than anything else. Oh, I've been exhausted for a while. This monkey doesn't have a bright mind at all. It takes seven or eight times to learn a formula. !"

Taishang Laojun said, "It's not bad to be able to learn it seven or eight times. Do you think everyone is as smart as our Wukong? Have you not taught your apprentices for too long, and have forgotten how uneducated they were?"

Yuanshi Tianzun slapped his forehead, "Oh, I did compare these six ears with Wukong. It's not that there are no stupid children here, and I have to teach every word for several days. It's just that these six ears are really incomparable. Wukong, learning a 72 change, it's going to take a lot of effort!"

"Brother, tomorrow you will also teach Wukong to learn the method of heaven and earth, let's see if our children can learn it in a few days!"

Taishang Laojun laughed and said, "Why do you compare this!"

Yuanshi Tianzun said, "Teach me to play, the left and right Wukong is still young, there is no harm in learning more, brother, have you taught him how to control fire recently?"

Taishang Laojun nodded, "It's just for fun, he's still young, so don't be in a hurry." After thinking for a while, he said, "That's okay, I will talk to Bodhi tomorrow, and I will teach Wukong these two methods. It’s fun to be able to change everything!”

Yuanshi Tianzun laughed and said, "When Wukong has learned it, the senior brother will also send me the water mirror to show me!"

That is natural.

Yuanshi asked about Nezha Heavenly King's Mansion again, and the Taishang Laojun said, "Your man has just arrived, and I have someone lead him to settle him down. First, he will learn some high and low levels in my Tushita Palace, and know some rules of the heavenly court." , I asked someone to order clothes of the same standard from Weaver Girl, and after I have taught them all, I can change into the clothes and go to the Heavenly King's Mansion to listen to orders."

Yuanshi Tianzun said, "Brother is still thoughtful, I have never paid attention to such trivial matters."

Taishang Laojun laughed and said, "You are also used to being wild, so it's not surprising that you didn't pay attention!"

Yuanshi Tianzun thanked him again, and said, "I will make up for this expense when my younger brother goes back! I can't ask you to pay people, money, and effort!"

The Taishang Laojun waved his hand, "They are all my nephews, why are you saying these kind words?" He walked in with Bodhi out of the corner of his eyes, and said teasingly, "The things about my place are not for Nezha. , even if it is given to Wukong, it will not be cheap for outsiders!"

When Bodhi heard this, he suppressed his nose, "Hit me again?"

He walked over slowly, sat down next to Taishang Laojun, looked into the water mirror, and said boringly, "I thought who it was! Second brother~"

The two brothers watched their old lump lazily lying down, with his head resting on his hands, looking exhausted, couldn't help sighing, and shook his head.

Bodhi scratched his head, and said to Yuanshi Tianzun, "How is Second Brother staying in Biyou Palace, is it comfortable?"

Yuanshi Tianzun couldn't help complaining: I'm bored and tired, how can I feel comfortable!

He took the opportunity to talk to Taishang Laojun, "Brother, I want to take a vacation, can you ask me to go back to Yuxu Palace for a couple of days? Six ears have come here once, so there won't be any little worries about Biyou Palace anymore, right?" ?”

"Besides, the vicious gods from the teacher's place are also coming, even turning over the shock, let me see who dares to come to Biyou Palace to play wild!"

Taishang Laojun said, "Hey, what happened to the water mirror? What are you talking about? Why can't you hear clearly?"

Patriarch Bodhi also pretended to be authentic, "Brother, why don't you try to pat the water mirror? Could it be that the lower realm is laying mines, and this mana transmission is not very reliable!"

"Hey, why is the screen black?"

"Yes, did you hear what your second brother said just now?" Taishang Laojun asked while patting the water mirror in a vague manner.

Bodhi spoke very seriously, "Sizzling, didn't you hear that?"

"Well, I can't hear anything now."

"Forget it, don't take pictures, maybe it's thunderous, maybe it will be better after mine is done today, turn it off!"

Yuanshi Tianzun, who yelled "I want to rest!" and "I want to go back to Yuxu Palace!" at the other end for a while, watched helplessly as his elder brother swung his robe sleeve and closed the water mirror.

One second before the water mirror shattered, Yuanshi Tianzun clearly saw the little bastard at home, showed a smug smile, waved at him from the other side of the water mirror, and said, "Goodbye~"

Yo your head ah!

The principal of Biyougong Kindergarten was so angry that tears flew out!

strike!