Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Yuanshi Tianzun glared at his apprentice, "What nonsense are you talking about?"

"That's what it means, and you can't say it so loudly!"

"If people hear it, they still don't know how to organize us!"

Master Taiyi oh oh a few times, and said obediently, "Apprentice has been taught!"

Yuanshi Tianzun saw that his apprentice was still a master of Taoism, so he didn't say much, just sighed and said, "Lingshan still wants to search for the world's aura, the power of faith, etc., to achieve oneself. Let the Taiyi Xuanmen get out of the way." One road doesn’t count, if we don’t tear off a piece of meat from this Lingshan Mountain, we definitely won’t let it go.”

Master Taiyi snorted and said, "It's fine to occupy the Lingshan Mountain of Xiniu Hezhou. I can't clean up the monsters there by myself, but I only think about the Nanzhan Buzhou we cleaned up!"

"For the sake of the peace of the Three Realms, it's not enough for us to distribute a large dojo in Nanzhan Buzhou to them? Such a big land, so many mortals, and building temples one after another, that's a lot of thought power. It's not enough for him to sit still A saint?"

Yuanshi Tianzun shook his head, "It's just that people don't have enough hearts."

Master Taiyi thought for a while and said, "Why don't you take this group of little ones with you, Master, to Tushita Palace? There are not many people around, so my uncle can't afford it?"

"When the time comes, the three of you elders will get together to discuss and discuss, and you can come up with a safe solution no matter what?"

Yuanshi Tianzun got angry, "Stop talking nonsense! Your uncle can afford it, but you think anyone can pass through the Nantianmen? Without Wukong's heel, don't even think about it, just a little Little Xingjun's coercion can make those little monsters explode and die!"

"When the time comes, I'll die naked, whose account will it be?"

Master Oh Taiyi bowed his head and muttered a few words, very upset.

Yuanshi Tianzun patted him on the back of the head and said, "I can't go back, what's the matter, is it possible that I can't talk to your uncle and uncle?"

"In the past few days, I have asked the little monsters in the back kitchen to work overtime and cook some dishes. When the time comes, I will ask Qiongqi to take care of them. You should go back first! Wait, you have been absent recently, so you will accompany Nezha in his Let’s live in the Heavenly King’s Mansion.”

"You are the master of Nezha, and you gave him another life. Even if Nezha takes care of you, no one else can say anything. With you, Li Jing would not dare to trouble Nezha."

"In order not to ask Tathagata to go through Li Jing, and then plot his ideas on Nezha!"

Daoist Taiyi's eyes were shining brightly, and he was overjoyed, "Thank you, Master, for making it perfect!"

"I also understand Master's worry. I will protect Nezha and prevent him from affecting Junior Brother Wukong!"

He missed his disciples so much, it would be great to go to Tushita Palace!

Seeing that Taiyi was transparent at one point, Yuanshi nodded in satisfaction.

However, Master Taiyi said again, "I heard Qiongqi's meaning, the Taoist boys of Zixiao Palace seem to be going down to the realm one by one from now on."

Yuanshi Tianzun laughed, "That's a group of vicious people. If the Tathagata provokes them, there will be good fruits to eat, so you don't have to worry!"

Oh, you always mean that we are too good, right?

In a few days, Qiongqi, who had gained a lot of weight, took the Sumeru ring prepared for him by the real Taiyi, and followed the real Taiyi back to the sky with a whimper.

Master Taiyi saw that Qiongqi was unhappy, so he persuaded him, "Uncle Shi, you should also stretch a little bit, what's the point if you get tired of eating once?"

"This is delicious, you have to taste it slowly!"

"One more thing, mortals always have new dishes. Let's go back to the sky and wait a few days before going down. They will have new dishes if they don't keep them! How good is that?"

Qiongqi nodded, "Oh, what you said makes sense."

"Then I'll just wait!"

Qiongqi smacked his lips and recalled the taste, "It's much more delicious than eating raw meat in the past!"

Daoist Taiyi grinned: Then you are more squeamish than you were in the prehistoric days?

Back then, when I was in the lower realms, any environment I agreed would do, I could sleep in a grass nest, or I could sleep on the ground in the open air?But what about waiting until Aolai country?

The hostesses in the inn hate it!

snort!

He also said that he has never experienced any hardships, so why is he like a strange beast that has suffered?It's all a lie!

In the end, he is more particular than anyone else!

The two returned to the sky, Master Taiyi rushed back to Doshita Palace to meet his disciples, Qiongqi originally wanted to go back directly to Zixiao Palace, but after thinking about it, he also followed Master Taiyi.

As soon as Nezha saw Master, he was hugged by the fat Taoist priest and patted his back vigorously. The face of Daoist Taiyi was full of tears, "My son is promising! He is self-reliant!"

Nezha couldn't laugh or cry, "Master, I didn't see you cry like this at my coronation ceremony!"

Daoist Taiyi wiped away his tears and said, "How can it be the same! It's different!" Then he laughed loudly and said, "From now on, I will also enjoy the blessings of my apprentice!"

The little monkey sticking to his brother poked his head out from behind Nezha, and made a face at Master Taiyi, "Brother, you cry and laugh, the puppy pees~"

Nezha bit his lip and almost laughed out loud.

Daoist Taiyi was really embarrassed, "Speaking ill of senior brother, Wukong doesn't want the letter from your senior brother Guanglin, does it?"

The little monkey immediately ran over, hugging the fat senior brother's big belly, and coquettishly, "Thank you, senior brother Taiyi~ Senior brother Taiyi has worked hard!"

hum~

The fat Taoist picked up Zai Zai and said to Nezha, "Wait for Master to wash up and change into new clothes, let's go to your Heavenly King's Mansion to have a look!"

The little monkey stretched out his short hand with great effort, and put it on the shoulder of Daoist Taiyi, "Senior brother, I want to go too!"

Both go!

Daoist Taiyi poked the little monkey's chubby belly, "Your senior brother has half of your territory in the Heavenly King's Mansion, let's all go and have a look!"

hee hee~

Nezha took the little monkey over and said, "Master, shall I send a letter to Yaochi? The seven highnesses have helped me a lot, and I would like to invite them to go with me."

Of course it will do, Taiyi Master smiled and said, "Although you have grown up now, you have to avoid suspicion in many places, but the princesses have treated you very well, this kindness will never be forgotten!"

Nezha pursed his lips into a smile and nodded.

Taiyi went to wash himself, and Qiongqi found Taishang Laojun over there, and asked curiously, "Senior brother, I saw a monkey in Biyou Palace, why did it look familiar? But the one outside Zixiao Palace back then? How did Tianzun accept it?" Have such a thing by your side? Are you not afraid of being backlashed?"

Taishang Laojun saw the vicious look on his face, so he smiled and said, "It's his fault, but this time he came to Biyou Palace. Later, the teacher looked at him with pity, and when he remembered the past, he only thought that he did it at that time. It’s too much, so I asked Tianzun to keep him by my side. If he stays at my door in the future, he will be able to settle down. Why, did you alarm him when you went?”

Qiongqi rubbed his chin and said, "I don't have the time to talk to him, but during the few days I went, this guy was always eavesdropping on me in a sneaky way, which made me very upset. I want to beat him up. Afraid that Tianzun would be angry and drive me back, so I had to bear it."

Taishang Laojun heaved a sigh of relief, "Oh, you scared me to death, I thought you couldn't bear your violent temper!"

Qiongqi laughed, his big round face looked very happy, "If it were in the past, I would have eaten him in one bite!"

Taishang Laojun waved his hand, "The teacher has his own thoughts on this matter, and even I can't intervene. Even if you bother him, don't be angry. When you come back this time, don't go down."

Qiongqi said, "I won't go down when I come back. There are still many people waiting to go down in Zixiao Palace. I think what Tianzun means is to tell me to lure everyone to Biyou Palace. But there are a few strong-tempered people who were eavesdropped on their privacy back then, and have old grievances with that monkey, if they saw that monkey, it would be strange if they didn't tear him up!"

"Don't blame me for not reminding you, what to do, you tell Tianzun."

The big cat returned to its original form, lay down next to the raging alchemy furnace, stretched straight, and lazily said, "I'll digest and digest the food here first, you think about it slowly, and when it's over, I'll finish it off again." Go back to Zixiao Palace!"

Taishang Laojun laughed when he heard what Qiongqi said, "What's so difficult about it, then go to Aolai Country as you like!"

Laojun stretched out his hand and rubbed the big cat's chubby belly, and discussed, "Then you can be more serious, can it work?"

Qiongqi closed his eyes, yawned, and spread out the two wings behind him comfortably, although Laojun rubbed his stomach and hummed, "Is that something I can do by being strict? "

"If you don't make an agreement with Tianzun, when they go to the lower realm, and he asks Guanglin to arrest them, then it's all over?"

Taishang Laojun asked Qiongqi to say a few words, and he also started to feel worried, muttering, what should I do?

He got up and circled around the ground twice, and said to Qiongqi, "Sleep a little longer, you will take a body cleansing pill with me later, and go back after washing up!"

Qiongqi, who was half asleep and half awake, hummed, "Don't worry, I'll sleep first, eat something after getting up, and then talk!"

He didn't go back now, he brought a lot of delicious food back, if he went back to Zixiao Palace now, wouldn't the group of hungry beasts swarm up and share and eat them?

He will have a leisurely meal in Tusita Palace first, and just leave some for them!

Taishang Laojun saw that Qiongqi started to snore, so he ignored him and got up to find Bodhi, "You and I go to the teacher's place!"

Bodhi was wandering around in his brother's storeroom. Seeing Laojun coming, he didn't feel guilty at all. He held a Vajra cut and said, "Brother, it's useless for you to leave it alone. Give it to me?"

"It just so happens that Nezha has a circle of heaven and earth. I think Wukong likes to play with it. It's useless for you to leave it alone. Can you give it to my apprentice?"

What the hell?

The flesh on Laojun's face was twitching: That's diamond carving!A magic weapon that even the Taiyi Golden Immortal can beat down!The treasure he refined since childhood!

Use it to put a ring on Zai Zai?

You're such a prodigal!

Laojun blew his beard and stared authentically, "Can't you teach the children better? It's also good to ask Nezha to take Wukong to learn how to use the Qiankun circle. What kind of circle is used!"

Bodhi was amused, and put Vajra Zhuo in his arms. Seeing a bundle of ropes and three bells on the shelf next to it, they were small and exquisite, so they wanted to reach for them again, "This looks very interesting, give it to me Goku!"

Taishang Laojun patted the back of Bodhi's hand, "Don't take it indiscriminately! That purple golden bell, when you shake it, fire, smoke and sand will come out. It is a choking poison. What if it hurts Wukong? Take the golden rope to give it to you. Goku, let's play!"

okay!

As soon as the old gentleman finished speaking, Bodhi quickly picked up the golden rope, and sighed, "Choose from left to right, and I found these two. Brother, you are too poor. If you say you are in Xuandu An apprentice, where did all those treasures go? Why is there nothing?"

"Aren't you just like the master, and secretly raised your son somewhere!?"

The Taishang Laojun was so angry that he kicked the little junior brother out, "You don't care about me!"

For the sake of the two treasures, Bodhi decided not to argue with his brother, but he couldn't help but say, "I mean what I say, what are you doing in such a hurry? What about the status of a Taoist leader? Taiyixuanmen No. .1 cultivation?"

Laojun was so angry that he was going to whip him with his fly whisk!

How can Bodhi accept this from him here: If any treasure is broken, wouldn't his Wukong be missing?After a few steps, he rushed out!

The two of them walked out of the warehouse quickly one after the other, and were about to start a fight when Daoist Taiyi, who had changed his clothes, came and said, "Uncle, Uncle, we are going to visit Nezha's Heavenly King's Mansion, both of you Can you do me a favor and go see it too?"

The old gentleman stopped the castration, put down his sleeves, picked up the dust whisk, and waved his hands, "The two of us won't go, I will take your uncle to talk to Daozu later, you children, go and play! Good!" Look at Wukong, don't let him get hurt!"

Master Taiyi said, "Master, don't worry, we will go for a while, and we are all our own people, so we have invited some His Highnesses from Yaochi! We will be back in a while."

Taishang Laojun nodded, "Look carefully, see where there is disagreement, or if there is something inappropriate, while the princesses are here, speak up earlier, so that it can be changed, and Nezha will not be sure in the future." How long do you want to live there, you have to be safe!"

"Now the fairy official in his mansion is called Jia Dong. I asked someone to check it. The foundation is still clean and has nothing to do with Lingshan. Tell Nezha to keep him well and check the other people in the mansion. Don't call him The people from Lingshan took advantage of the loophole!"

Daoist Taiyi bowed his head and said yes, and left after the Taishang Laojun finished giving his orders.

Laojun waved his hand to catch Bodhi who was about to slip away, "You and me, go to the teacher and talk about something!"

Bodhi quit, "It's only been a while since I was beaten by the teacher. When Qiongqi returns later, another child in his palace will go to the lower realm. The old man will be angry if he decides, I won't go!"

The Taishang Laojun said, "You have to go if you don't want to disturb the matter!" He pulled Bodhi out of the door.

Bodhi said aggrievedly, "It's my job to do this!"

Laojun snorted and said, "How many of the strange beasts in Zixiao Palace have enmity with Liu Er, if they go down, I see not only the teacher's explanation will not be completed, I'm afraid your Biyou Palace will not I want it! Did you say it was your fault!?"

what

Bodhi said nonchalantly, "If you want to fight, if you want to fight, if you don't know what to do, we master and apprentice can still go back to Lingtai Mountain!"

He stared at Taishang Laojun and said, "Brother, you don't think about taking Lingtai Mountain back again, do you?"

fart!He is the kind of person who vomits!

Laojun pulled Bodhi angrily, came to Zixiao Palace, knocked on the door, and someone inside immediately said cheerfully, "Come on, come on, come on!"

As soon as the door was opened, a cheerful little face appeared, and Dang Kang happily said, "poor"

The smile was retracted for a second, and the little fat pig's eyebrows drooped, "It's the two senior brothers~ please come in!"

Bodhi smiled and slapped the little boy on the forehead, "What's the matter, when Qiongqi comes back, it's your turn to go to the lower world?"

Dang Kang threw his small backpack behind him, and hummed, "That's right! Old Qiongqi won't come back either, I've been waiting for a long time!"

Bodhi rubbed his hair and said, "What's the rush, maybe I'll be back in a while! Just wait, we're going in!"

When Kang sat down on the stone bench at the door with a sad face and waited with his chin resting, he just asked the two of them to do whatever they wanted.

Taishang Laojun coughed guiltyly, and hurried to find the teacher!

Daoist Hongjun was meditating in the main hall, surrounded by fresh air, and his clothes were flying. Hearing the sound of footsteps, he closed his posture and said slowly, "Why are you so anxious, what's wrong with being so impatient?"

Taishang Laojun approached the master and learned the things for a while, Hongjun Daozu opened his eyes, sighed, and glanced at the little apprentice.

Bodhi had an innocent face, and sat aside without speaking.

Daoist Hongjun said, "I agree with the Dao, and I should be fair and just to all things in this world, but you are my disciples, and Wukong is my grandson, so it is unavoidable to be biased, but it is not beautiful for me to interfere too much in your affairs."

Laojun was stunned, "Teacher, no matter what, you are also the Taoist ancestor of Taiyi Taoism."

Daoist Hongjun said, "Although the Tathagata established a separate sect, don't I have a half-teacher friendship with him? Do you think I have taken care of him?"

Laojun and Bodhi looked at each other, only to feel that Daozu's words didn't sound right.

Bodhi said cautiously, "Teacher, how about I bring Wukong to show you?"

Does it mean that seeing the little monkey, your old heart can return to the place where it was a little bit off?

Daozu glared at him!

Then he said, "The reason why the six-eared macaque came to Biyou Palace is to learn art, so I asked Yuan Shi to teach him quickly, and then told him to go to another school. If not, stay in Biyou Palace , I'm afraid his life will be lost!"

"Heaven also has the virtue of loving life. Back then, I had no teacher-student friendship with him. I taught everyone in the world, but I didn't let him listen to it. Speaking of which, Taiyi Xuanmen also owed him a skill, so I asked him to learn it. I have spells, and I just need to find another method.”

Oh.

The Taishang Laojun and Bodhi suddenly realized, and the Laojun tentatively said, "Then teacher, should you write the letter to the younger brother? Or should I tell it?"

Daoist Hongjun closed his eyes, pinched a magic formula in his hand and said, "I haven't asked about world affairs for a long time, you go on your own!"

Fine

The two of them bid farewell respectfully, and the Taishang Laojun returned to Tushita Palace, and sent a water mirror to Yuanshi Tianzun to explain the meaning of Daozu.

When Yuanshi Tianzun heard it, he understood the same, and sighed, "Well, here I have a set of changes in the sky and earth. When I teach him tomorrow, I will tell him to go. It's just that Zixiao Palace is there. I hope the brother will delay it. Time, don't ask people to come down. What's more, you have to ask him to learn this set of exercises!"

Taishang Laojun said, "Then you can teach him how to transform Tiangang 32. This little one is easy to learn. When he finishes learning, tell him to leave quickly."

Yuanshi Tianzun said, "Alright, just listen to senior brother!"

After discussing this matter, the water mirror was disconnected, Laojun set several layers of restrictions on his side, and then he gave Bodhi a high-five, and the two brothers and sisters laughed heartily!

Taishang Laojun stroked his beard and smiled, "It's also thanks to the quick wit of my younger brother. Since the princess sent the cakes, he has been calculating layer by layer, and finally let the six ears fall into the trap."

Bodhi laughed and said, "It's also thanks to the second brother's good cooperation below. Although he didn't know about it, he cooperated with us seamlessly!"

Laojun smiled and said, "The three of us, brothers who have been for tens of thousands of years, how can we not even have this kind of tacit understanding!"