Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

What did Erlang Zhenjun think, this time he won't be a goblin, but a wolf instead?It's not spring now either!What did Xiaotiangou recruit back?

He took a sudden step forward, opened the door with a bang, and looked into the room!

Coincidentally, in Zixiao Palace, the water mirror of Little Monkey also crashed and shattered again.

Yang Jian didn't see anything, just saw Xiaotiangou being stupid!

The howling of wolves all over the room disappeared in an instant, only Roaring Dog was alone, with his eyes still closed, his head raised, and his mouth still pouted in a foolish way.

Howl very vigorously!

It doesn't look like she's asleep at all!

Erlang Zhenjun remembered that when he left just now, this silly dog ​​was still sleeping soundly on his stomach, but now he is acting like a demon here?

This is really popular!

Yang Jian took a step forward, bent down and patted the stupid dog who was still whining, "What are you blind?"

Xiaotiangou woke up instantly, opened his round dog eyes, stared at Erlangshen in a daze, with a puzzled face: All right, why did you beat me?

The dog was so angry that he barked twice, "I slept soundly, why did you hit me!"

Yang Jian was amused, "Did you sleep well? Could it be that you were sleepwalking just now? In the middle of the night, what are you yelling?" He walked around the room to check, "Also, who was with you just now? Howling?"

Listening to the movement just now, there must be at least three or four in this room together, wow, why are they all gone all of a sudden?

Xiaotiangou also looked at a loss: that's right, who barked first just now?What about people?No, what about the wolf?Why is it gone?

The master and the servant checked the inside and outside of the house, and the roaring dog ran back and forth, even sniffing the cracks in the floor, but did not find a third living thing.

Staring at the silly dog ​​in a daze, and then at the moon hanging high outside, the always scheming Erlang Zhenjun scratched his head in a daze: Again, is it his hallucination again?

In the courtyard of Zixiao Palace, the strange beasts cheered together, "Wukong is so good, this time lasted for a long time!"

"There is progress, there is progress!"

The little monkey said regretfully, "It's a pity that I didn't talk to Brother Erlang again, but I seem to have heard the movement of Xiaotiangou!"

Patriarch Bodhi also nodded with sympathy: I didn't scare you into a nephew, tsk~

The master asked maliciously, "Should Wukong try again?"

The little monkey scratched his head, shook his head, and said in a serious voice, "Master, I want to cultivate first, and then cast spells. Otherwise, the connection will always be disconnected, and I won't have time to speak!"

After thinking about it, Bodhi thinks it's okay. It's not too late to scare people after the little monkey can last for a while longer, so he happily carried the cub to the quiet room to meditate and practice.

The future is long, so why worry?

His cub, if he wants to be a good friend for thousands of years, he will always have a chance to learn everything slowly!Don't worry at all~

Surrounded by the two masters and apprentices, the alien beasts chattered authentically, "I have a meditation stone, give it to Wukong!"

"I will set up a small spirit gathering array and get one for Wukong!"

"The incense I made can calm the mind and calm the mind, but it is very useful, order one for Wukong!"

The little monkey expressed his thanks in a milky voice, and the beasts liked this baby even more. In Zixiao Palace, Wukong was favored as always~

The other monkey didn't feel so comfortable in Biyou Palace.

Since hitting a wall at the forbidden place, in order to enter Biyou Palace, the six-eared macaque sneaked around Penglai Island for several days, and finally used magical powers to watch Biyou Palace several times, only to predict that a few days later Biyou Palace disciples The act of expelling beasts.

Liu Er also took great pains to turn himself into a wild monkey in the monkey group, making it miserable, jumping around in front of Bi Yougong's disciples for several days, and finally got a tiger to bite him, and only then did he fool Bi Yougong The disciple was brought into the palace gate by them.

It's just that before he could be happy, the messy six ears were carried in front of Yuanshi Tianzun, and when he was still pretending to be dizzy, he was given half an elixir by Tianzun.

Before Liu Er had time to react, his mind became confused, and he really passed out!

The moment he fainted, a thought quickly crossed Liu Er's mind: You Taiyi Xuanmen are too fucking generous!

Is there any elixir needed to heal a wild monkey? ? ?

The elixir is a good elixir, and the six-eared macaque didn't know how long he had slept. He only knew that when he opened his eyes, he felt relaxed, and his whole body was unprecedentedly comfortable.

Since the beginning of the prehistoric era, after a long time of suffering, there have been many small pains and ailments on the body, which are not serious, but annoying, but now, the six ears move the whole body, and there is nothing wrong with it?

He had folded an arm before, and it would always hurt a little when it was rainy, but now, looking at the drizzle outside, Liu Er moved his left arm, but he didn't feel the slightest discomfort

Six ears are suspicious. It is said that Yuanshi Tianzun has always dismissed the monster race. Even the sect established by his own brother Tongtian Jiaozhu has been belittled as "a man with fur and horns, a generation born of wet eggs", and he is unwilling to join him. Getting along with each other, and even the previous Conferred God Tribulation, was a killer for Jujiao Da!

Then why did he take the golden pill to save such a monkey like him?

There is no reason?

Could it be that he loves the house and loves the little spirit monkey?

Thinking of this, Liu Er suddenly felt a strong sadness: I don't want to take advantage of that little monkey!

However, after thinking about it, why did he come to Biyou Palace?

Isn't it just to take the opportunity of that little spirit monkey?

Liu Er blinked his eyes, swallowed back the tears of jealousy and unwillingness in his eyes, hugged the quilt and stood up, not forgetting his identity at the moment, walked around the room in abduction, screaming, go Push the door.

There was a human voice outside the door, and a few boys muttered, "There is movement in the room!"

"Is that monkey awake?"

"Let's go tell Tianzun!"

"Okay, let's go!"

A few bare feet ran away pattering away on the rainwater on the cobblestone road.

Liu Er heard it in the room, startled for a moment, woke up by himself, and going to tell Tianzun?

I am just a "little earth monkey" now, how can a saint deserve to be asked?

Shouldn't he leave himself in the care of Biyou Palace disciples?

That's what he originally planned, after he became familiar with the disciples of Biyou Palace,

But why is it the turn of Tianzun Tangtang to care about himself, a wild monkey?This, this does not match his plan!

What should he do?

Yuanshi Tianzun wouldn't recognize him, would he?

Back then outside Zixiao Palace, did I show my face in front of the three of their senior brothers?

I can't remember clearly

The six ears were buzzing, not knowing what to do for a while, walking up and down the room nervously, and after a while, I heard a steady footstep coming.

Shocked, he didn't know what was going on in his head, and rushed up the beam with a slap, trembling while hugging the beam, hiding behind the pillar, refusing to show his face.

Yuanshi Tianzun opened the door and came in, and this was what he saw.

A few little demons hid behind him, poking their heads into the room, "Hey, where is the monkey? Why is it missing?"

"Ah, Tianzun, it's gone!"

"Where did he go, go after him!"

Yuanshi Tianzun said with a smile, "Don't panic, you didn't run away, isn't that on the beam?"

A few little monsters raised their heads to look, and sure enough, they saw the monkey behind a vertical beam, and they couldn't help chirping again, "Oh, I'm startled!"

"He jumps so high!"

"Tianzun, he seems to be shaking!"

"Really, what a coward!"

Yuanshi Tianzun waved at Liu Er, "Don't be afraid, come down quickly, let me see your injury!"

The little demon cub babbled again, "Tianzun, can he understand what we are saying?"

Yuanshi Tianzun said with a good temper, "Of course he understands. Although he is a wild monkey, he has taken the elixir and opened up his spiritual wisdom. Now he is considered a half-demon!"

Liu Er shuddered when he heard it, and his heart was both happy and surprised. He was so happy that Yuanshi Tianzun really didn't recognize him, and only regarded him as a mountain wild monkey. He was shocked that Tianzun was so generous that he gave him What you are taking is an elixir that can unlock spiritual wisdom! ?

How can this tell him to pretend to be ignorant in front of people in the future?Can you still steal the teacher?

Liu Er was both happy and sad in his heart, and when Yuanshi Tianzun called him again, he went down the donkey along the slope, slipped out holding the beams and pillars, walked up to Yuanshi Tianzun's side, and put his paw on Tianzun's outstretched hand.

The little monsters have never been out of Biyou Palace, and have grown up in this palace since they were born, so they have never seen wild monkeys before. When they saw Liu Er walking, they couldn't help shouting again, "Tian Zun , look, he is walking with a limp, the wound on his leg must have not healed!"

"Yes, do you still have pain in your legs when you walk around like this?"

"He's so thin, and his hair isn't too shiny. Doesn't he have enough to eat on weekdays?"

"very pitiful"

Liu Er was furious: what's wrong with me walking?Where is it strange?Don't all monkeys walk like this?funny!

When he got angry, he bared his teeth viciously at the little demons and made a fierce look.

The little demons jumped in fright, hid behind Tianzun, and whispered, "He's so fierce"

A little demon cub pinched his nose and said, "His teeth are so yellow, don't he brush his teeth?"

Liu Er only felt a rush of hot air rushing straight to the top of his head, and there was a bang, maybe his ears were congested with blood?

Thanks to the hair on his face, people in this room can't see his blushing face

Liu Erqiang acted calmly, just pretending that he didn't understand what yellow teeth mean and what brushing teeth means!

He was born in the mountains, how would he know what a toothbrush and tooth powder are?

do not know!

Just a mouthful of big yellow teeth, what the hell! ?

Liu Er felt that today he broke the jar!You can do whatever you like!

But that's it!

Tianzun also pretended that he didn't hear the little demon cubs making trouble, pulled Liu Er's paw, and sat down cross-legged in front of the table, and told Liu Er to also sit, and said to the little demons, "I'll show him here. Look at the injury, you go back and memorize today's homework again, and I will go over to check later!"

The little demon cubs grunted in frustration, and walked away in a desperate manner. Before leaving, they quietly waved goodbye to the monkey, "I'll see you later!"

You don't need to look at it!

Liu Er bared his teeth viciously again, this time the little demons were prepared, giggled, made faces with him, and ran away hand in hand before the monkey could react.

While running, he sang a ballad he made up, "Little monkey, you are so fierce, with hair all over, unkempt, burrowed into the forest, picked wild fruits, was bitten by insects, and died~"

Liu Er became even angrier, and yelled out the window several times: He is not dead!Stop talking nonsense!

The little demon cubs were silent for a moment, then continued to mutter, "He must be swearing~"

"dirty words!"

"It's also very dirty!"

"It's a pity that there are no monkeys among us, so I don't understand what he is saying~"

"It would be great if brother Wukong was here, maybe he can understand!"

"That's no good, brother Wukong is such a good boy, how can he be told to listen to other people's dirty words, wouldn't it pollute his ears?"

"Yes!"

"When this monkey learns the human language, none of us are allowed to teach him to swear or curse!"

"We won't either, you worry too much!"

"Then, what if he can swear by himself?"

"Say a word, punish him not to eat!"

"Huh? He was already skinny, and he was not allowed to eat. Didn't he starve to death?"

"Oh, that's right, why don't you ask Brother Guanglin?"

The little demon cubs ran away, and their voices gradually became inaudible. Yuanshi Tianzun smiled gently, and said to the "little wild monkey" in front of him, "Don't be afraid, I know you can understand me, can you?"

"If you understand, you just nod."

Liu Er raised his head, and glanced at Yuanshi Tianzun with his black eyes, and after only one glance, he didn't dare to look, lowered his head, and nodded slightly.

Because Yuanshi Tianzun was told by his younger brother, he has been used to having a good temper all day long these days, so he is not angry now, and said with a smile, "Don't be afraid, and raise your head, let's talk. It was my teacher before. Nephew rescued you back, because you were seriously injured and bled too much, in order to save your life, I gave you an elixir, so I opened your mind."

Liu Er bravely raised his head again, but he didn't dare to look into Yuanshi Tianzun's eyes, so he stared at his beard.

Yuan Shixin said that this is also a clever one, so he asked him, "Do you want to go back to live in the mountains, or do you want to stay here and practice Taoism with me?"

The six ears were shocked, and couldn't help looking at Yuanshi Tianzun again: Cultivate the Tao?Is that what he meant?

Yuanshi Tianzun said with a smile, "If you want to go back to the mountains, you can go now. Now that you have opened up your spiritual wisdom and your body has been nourished by elixir, you are much stronger than before. You will be a monkey king among the monkeys." , it’s not a problem, no one will be able to bully you anymore, and from now on, you will have no worries in your life, and it’s not impossible to be a happy little monkey who can do whatever you want.”

"Do you want to do that?"

Liu Er shook his head resolutely: He managed to sneak into Biyou Palace, so where does he want to be the Monkey King?

Don't even think about it, who wants to mix with those wild monkeys who don't understand human language! ?

Yuan Shi stroked his beard clearly, "Oh, then I understand, you don't want to go?"

Six ears nodded fiercely!

Yuanshi Tianzun said, "You don't need to know my identity now, but if you come here at this time, you have a fate with me. If so, then you stay by my side and practice with me!"

"If you have that talent, I will teach you a lot during my stay here, are you willing to learn?"

Six ears squeaked twice, and paid homage to Yuanshi Tianzun, hugging and bowing with two paws, looking very grateful.

He did appreciate it, too.

Originally, Liu Er was thinking about staying in Biyou Palace with a shameless face. After getting acquainted with each other, when the little spirit monkey master and apprentice came back, he secretly taught the little spirit monkey master and apprentice, and taught the Bodhi ancestor to the little spirit. After learning all the skills of the monkey, he went to grab the opportunity of the little spirit monkey.

Now that Yuanshi Tianzun is willing to teach him, the chances of staying in Biyou Palace must be a little higher!

Moreover, Yuanshi Tianzun is the second disciple of the old Taoist of Zixiao Palace back then, and he is a saint himself. What he teaches must be more than a hundred times better than what he has learned secretly in the Three Realms over the years!

The more Liu Er thought about it, the happier he became, he couldn't stop scratching his ears and scratching his cheeks, and smiled broadly.

Yuanshi Tianzun looked at him with the appearance of a monkey, and he didn't have the dignity of the prehistoric and powerful, and he couldn't help but sighed in his heart: this six-eared macaque really went astray.

Yuanshi Tianzun hated that iron could not be made into steel, so he said to Liu Er, "I am too senior to be your master, but since I have accepted you to learn art by my side, it is not good to call you anonymous, I will give you a name today, would you like it?"

Liu Er was stunned when he heard it: name?

Can he have a name too?