Ling Sirui's parents in class two of the third year are a bit strange

Of course, Ling Xu didn't understand such content.

Moreover, Cheng Huang usually does not kiss when he has nothing to do. His mouth is quite long.

After becoming a human, Ling Xu never touched anything other than food with his mouth, oh yes, except when he was treating Hao Ke, he kissed the buttery surface of the small cake.

At this moment, the little cake is packed in a crystal box, very beautiful and cute.

Ling Xu leaned down and focused his eyes on Hao Ke's face. It seemed that something was painted on his face, which covered the original shiny creamy surface. His eyebrows and eyes were redrawn, and there were small glittering sequins at the end of his eyes. .

It's not as fresh and delicious as the old ones, but it's also beautiful and beautiful. It's a small cake in a fancy dress.

Especially his lips, which looked thin and tender, and the color was as bright as rose petals, with a crystal-like luster.

There is only one consciousness in Ling Xu's mind, one signal—wanting to eat one by one, his expression is as focused as before seafood buffet barbecue and steak.

Although he is not a vegetarian, nor does he like sweets, and the only staple food in his life is meat, but at this moment, a stronger desire than meat grabs Ling Xu's heart.

He lowered his head and carefully bit Hao Ke's lips.

So soft.

So sweet.

Tastes better than expected.

There was a slight trembling under his body, as if the spring breeze was blowing through the fine grass, which was imperceptible.

Ling Xu's brain automatically blocked the struggle, and pressed his arms on Hao Ke's chest, caressing his face with his palms, pressing his thumbs against the thin skin between his chin and neck, and slowly lifted his arms. Chin, deepen the kiss.

There were gasps from the audience, everyone could tell that this was a real relationship, not a borrowed seat!

I didn't expect to see this kind of content in elementary school stage plays. In the cold winter months, I seemed to see pink petals scattered from the scene only in comics.

The handsome prince loves the beautiful princess deeply. His kiss was a bit reckless at first, but later became gentle and lingering. The princess's face gradually showed the pink clouds that only appear in the evening when it is rainy or sunny.

"Ah one by one"

"What a red chicken!"

"Kiss for another 10 minutes, please. It's okay if there is no plot, we can watch!"

The audience in the audience screamed one after another, and some even stood up and waved glowing cheering sticks to cheer for the prince.

Ling Xu had already forgotten about borrowing the seat.

For the first time, he knew that there was something more delicious than Hao Ke's steak, sweeter than salmon, and more tender than sweet shrimp.

That is Hao Ke himself!

But it will disappear after eating, so Ling Xu can only carefully bite, suck, and hold it in his mouth, but it is so refreshing that he flies up.

It's just that the temperature of the little cake is getting higher and higher, and the surface of the cream is also showing an abnormal light red color. The insignificant struggle gradually increased from the breeze blowing across the grass to a gust of tickling wind, and then to the arm. A tornado whose skin was picked up and wrung back and forth.

Ling Xu frowned slightly, but his insensitive pain nerves stimulated his brain with extra excitement at this moment, which forced him to withdraw from the food time and loosen his grip on the little cake.

Little Cake slid out, put his hands on Ling Xu's chest, pushed him away, then sat up with his face flushed, covered his mouth with the back of his hand, leaving only a pair of shining eyes full of tears Looking at Ling Xu.

Ling Xu's heart seemed to be hooked by a small hook that didn't exist, and the big balloon inflated in his heart deflated with a "pop". I bit my lips.

Ling Xu didn't know how serious mistakes he had made in this series of actions, especially the last one, which was the finishing touch—no, it added fuel to the fire.

"Snapped!"

A slap on Ling Xu's face.

Not heavy, like being flapped by pigeon wings.

Ling Xu didn't even move his head, he still looked at Hao Ke steadily, but there was a little more hesitation in his eyes.

"My God!"

"The princess hit the prince!"

"The first thing the princess does when she wakes up is to slap the prince!"

"What kind of divine unfolding is this? I actually feel like a ribbon!"

"This is a completely reasonable development. When I suddenly wake up and find that a fool is kissing me, everyone will slap me first!"

"How can there be such a handsome idiot! If such a good thing happens to me, my mother will kiss him until he can't take care of himself!"

"How can there be such a perverted princess! This is a theater for elementary school students, so get out of here!"

……

The sound of discussion in the theater buzzed, and everyone nervously watched the progress of the plot on the stage while discussing what happened just now.

Meanwhile, on stage.

The princess sitting up from the crystal coffin was staring at the prince outside the crystal coffin with a face of embarrassment. The prince couldn't help but put down the other leg, kneeling on one knee to kneeling on both knees. Even so, The princess still didn't calm down.

"She" has a slender back that undulates slightly, her exposed upper arm is slender and white, and her skin is as dazzling as light. "She" puts one hand on the side of the crystal coffin, and with a strong forearm, flips out of the crystal coffin .

"Hoo one one"

"drink one by one"

"The princess is very skilled!"

Amidst the exclamation of the audience, the princess ran two steps forward and tripped over the skirt. "She" had to lift the skirt with both hands, and hurried across the stage floor of the theater barefoot, out of sight of the crowd.

The elf-like beautiful back flashes away in front of the curtain, but it remains in the audience's visual memory forever.

After a moment of stupefaction.

Viewers are aware of a problem:

The princess is gone!

The prince was left hanging on the stage!

What should I do next?

The chasing light seems to have increased several times, and the focus of the audience is on the prince.

The prince stood up, with a look of disappointment on his face. There seemed to be something in his palm. Looking carefully, it was the lily petals dropped by the princess. The prince held the lily petals tightly, as if he had made up his mind to hurry up. Step by step to follow the princess away.

The stage darkened again, and a burst of elegant music sounded. At this time, it was time for Ouyang Yue's mother's narration to end.

Ouyang Yue's mother was silent for a while.

Just play it!How can she be round? !

At this time, Ouyang Yue appeared next to her mother, took the microphone from her hand, and winked at her.

Ouyang Yue's narration followed.

"Snow White hit the prince shyly, but she has already been moved by the prince's affection. After a short period of verbal and physical integrity, it was a long sleepless..."

"One day, the prince brought rich gifts and a grand team of messengers, explained everything to the king, and proposed to the princess."

"Can you accept my apology? I am willing to pay you with my life. The prince asked."

"I will," replied the princess shyly.

"The grand wedding was held in the castle, and then they traveled around the world together, and returned to the prince's country to celebrate again."

"From then on, Snow White and the prince lived happily together forever..."

Ouyang Yue's voice slowly faded out, and the feeling of happiness filled the hearts of every audience.

After experiencing worry, humor, touching and stimulation, the hearts of the audience gradually calmed down, as if they had experienced an emotional massage. At this time, they were very satisfied, relaxed, and savored the aftertaste of happiness.

"So beautiful."

"It's so beautiful, I didn't expect our school's stage play to be so powerful."

"It's not worse than the outside at all!"

"Is it gone? I still want to see the married life of the princess and the prince. How happy are they?"

"Tsk, this is a stage play for elementary school students!"

……

The three middle-aged men sitting in the back row were also deeply moved.

After a while of silence, Lu Kun took the lead in clapping his hands: "Good!"

Worthy of being an official cp!Long live Ling Xu and Xiao Bai!

Wan Jianguo is unwilling to admit it, but now it seems that Ling Xu and Xiaobai are really affectionate, flirting and flirting, and no one can get in between. It is really normal for Mr. Hao to be left behind .

"Hey one one"

Wan Jianguo also applauded, unwillingly.

There was thunderous applause in the auditorium, all the audience was applauding, even standing up and clapping in rows, the dome of the auditorium was almost toppled, and the enthusiasm spread all the way to the campus.

The faculty and staff who did not participate in the stage play activities stopped what they were doing and looked curiously towards the direction of the auditorium.

Hao Ke stumbled into the backstage.

He passed through a lot of props, ran through the corridor, and came to the lounge at the end, closed the door with a "snap", slid along the door and sat on the ground, panting violently.

There was nothing in the lounge, and the prop crystal coffin that had been parked there was also pushed away, leaving only a floor-to-ceiling mirror.

Hao Ke raised his head and looked at the full-length mirror. From this angle, he could only see a white reflection.

All kinds of things on the stage resurfaced.

Ling Xu's breath, his arms, the dazzling follow spot lights, and his infinitely enlarged face...

And his lips, woo...how could they be so hateful.

This is Hao Ke's first kiss. He hasn't been in a relationship yet, so that's it, the first kiss is gone.

And it was in front of more than 1000 people.

and a parent of a male student.

Not only did they touch their lips, but they also moved their teeth, stuck out their tongues, and kissed for a full century.

"Bang bang bang."

A polite knock sounded on the door.

Hao Ke climbed up from the door panel in a panic, looking at the doorknob as if he was facing an enemy.

The doorknob was turned, but it didn't open because it was locked from the inside.

"Bang bang bang."

The polite knock on the door sounded again, and those who didn't know it thought it was some elementary school student who had just learned the etiquette of knocking on the door, asking his parents for instructions.

Hao Ke stood up slowly while leaning on the wall, and stepped back, his back against the other wall.

The knocking stopped.

Hao Ke breathed a sigh of relief. At this moment, he didn't want to see Ling Xu, nor anyone else. He needed to calm down and regain his sanity from the huge shock.

It's okay, it's okay, it's just acting.

And you look like this, no one knows it's you!

But he can obviously borrow a seat!

He closed his eyes because he believed in him. As a result, not only did he fail to borrow, but he even hit third base, and he was short of going to the house!

Uh...

Leaning his back against the wall, Hao Ke subconsciously touched his stinging lips with his fingers.

He thought of something, turned his head and looked at the full-length mirror on the same side.

The eyes of the little silver-haired monster in the mirror were red, the blush on his cheeks hadn't subsided, and his lips were as red as blood, but the powder that Aunt Tongtong gave him was very strong, making his face look small And white, looking vulnerable and helpless.

woohoo...

It is absolutely impossible to meet people with this appearance, Ling Xu is too hateful, starting from today, he will draw a line with Ling Xu and break off friendship!

"Bang" sound.

The door exploded from the outside.

The door panel almost flew out, but was picked up by the tall man and put back in place.

Ling Xu installed the door and cast a spell. The door stuck to the door frame crookedly. Although it looked like it was about to fall down at any time, even the strongest strongman couldn't push it open.

Ling Xu turned around and walked towards Hao Ke in the corner step by step.

"Don't come here!" Hao Ke said under his throat.

Ling Xu stopped in his footsteps, but didn't stop looking. He carefully looked at Hao Ke from head to toe to make sure that he didn't get hurt in the process of running away in a hurry.

"Don't look at it!" Hao Ke raised his arms, shielding his face, and reprimanded angrily.

Ling Xu lowered his gaze, and really didn't look at it.

Seeing the tall man so obedient, Hao Ke was slightly relieved.

His gaze involuntarily landed on Ling Xu's lips.

The heartbeat suddenly stopped for half a beat.

Then there was a dense snare drum beat.

Hao Ke had to press his chest to prevent his heartbeat from being too outrageous, and he passed away after a short breath.

That's where Ling Xu kissed him, obviously...the face looks very refined and ascetic, but the mouth is so dishonest!

"..."

Ling Xu raised his eyes slightly, and secretly glanced at the corner of the wall.

The little cake in the corner had red eyes, as if she had just cried, with one hand covering her face and the other hand holding the corner of her skirt, she looked extremely fragile and pitiful.

Is his strength really too great?

His little cake was crushed a little bit.

The little cherry on the top is no longer branched, and the beautiful cream pattern is also here and there, standing pitifully in the corner.

"..."

Hao Ke tidied himself up a bit, his mouth was helpless, it had already started to swell, and what was even more exaggerated was that Hao Ke also saw the teeth marks of a pair of front teeth.

This isn't kissing at all, it's biting!

Hao Ke somehow thought of Ling Xu’s appearance when he was eating steak and seafood buffet. His teeth were very good, and the steak didn’t need to be cut at all, it was eaten like tofu. Therefore, he ate very fast, sometimes even a little scary.

Hao Ke took a deep breath, pulling his mind back from irrelevant things.

Now, it has happened.

It's no use escaping.

Mainly, there is nowhere to escape.

Ling Xu stood right in front of him, like a wall!

...Since escaping is useless, let's solve it.

"Ling Xu, I want to... talk to you about you..." Hao Ke hesitated, "About you biting me."

Ling Xu: "..."

Ling Xu's expression was very serious, and his eyes were deep.

Serious people are pretending!Hao Ke thought to himself, he can't fool me anymore!

"I don't want to wrong innocent people. Besides, you just saved my life. I don't think it's appropriate to break up with you like this without listening to your explanation, so..." Hao Ke tried hard to restrain his chest from throbbing Feeling emotional, he raised his eyes to Ling Xu, "Why don't you borrow your seat?"

Ling Xu was silent for a moment, then said, "I forgot."

forget?

you forgot? ?

that's it? ?

Hao Ke stared at Ling Xu suspiciously, as if he saw a ghost.

But there is no special surprise, it seems that Ling Xu has such a style, and he is very out of tune when it comes to things that humans think are very important!

Because he just came to Earth, he doesn't know the local customs here - bah!

Hao Ke could still let him fool him about other things like this, but today, it was too much, too much, it's not like Hao didn't tell him that he must borrow a seat, and kissing was not appropriate, but Ling Xu still kissed.

Not only kissed, but also...

"Okay, you forgot, it's fine." Hao Ke lowered his face, "From now on, don't appear in front of me, and don't contact me unless necessary. If there is anything, I will convey it through Ling Sirui. That's it."

After finishing speaking, Hao Ke put down his hands and walked away from Ling Xu, wanting to leave this place.

As for where to go, he hasn't made up his mind yet.

As soon as he took a step away, someone grabbed his wrist.

Ling Xu's palm was hot, tightly wrapped around Hao Ke's skin, giving him the illusion that he was about to burn:

"I was wrong."

Hao Ke felt a deep voice sounding obliquely behind him, and it felt like a whistling ball of lightning passing behind the pinna.

"sorry."

Ling Xu's voice seemed to be full of deep shame.

Hao Ke instantly found seven or eight reasons for him, but this time, he must not let it go lightly.

"Where is it wrong?" Hao Ke asked coldly.

"The fault is..." Ling Xu was silent for a moment, then solemnly replied, "I shouldn't have bitten you."

Hao Ke suspected that Ling Xu simply repeated his words: "Why did you do this? Analyze the root of the mistake from the motive!"

Ling Xu replied: "I want to taste what it tastes like."

"what?!"

Ling Xu looked at Hao Ke honestly: "Your lips look delicious."

Hao Ke was stunned by Ling Xu's answer.

"It tastes better, it's soft." Ling Xu described the taste to Hao Ke, but he was at a loss for words.

"You, you, you one by one" Hao Ke pushed Ling Xu away and kicked him, "You are shameless!"

Then ran away.

Under the leadership of Ling Sirui, Wan Jianguo, Lu Kun and Bai Qing came backstage.

"Here." After some investigation, Bai Qing discovered Ling Xu's blindfold.

"Is there a way to break through?" Wan Jianguo asked Lu Kun.

"This, I'm afraid it's a bit tricky." Lu Kun touched the blindfold.

"I'll do it." Ling Sirui's face sank slightly, he rolled up the sleeves of the dwarf suit, and the green hat shook from side to side, Ling Sirui used all his strength to attack the door.

Bang!

Ling Sirui was mercilessly knocked back, and fell to the ground.

At this moment, voices of dispute came from inside.

The four of them looked at the door of the lounge together.

"I was wrong, sorry."

"What's wrong?"

"..."

"You are shameless!"

There was a sound of hands in the lounge, and someone ran towards the door, and with a bang, the door fell from its hinges.

Fortunately, the four of them dodged in time (Ling Sirui was pulled away by the quick-eyed Bai Qing), the door panel hit the ground and bounced twice, no one was hurt.

The slender beauty with long silver hair and a Snow White dress jumped over the door and ran out, her eyes still red.

Wan Jianguo, Lu Kun, and Bai Qing looked at each other in blank dismay. Isn't this tricky way to deceive one's eyes?

Could it be that the white-haired beauty is not as delicate as she looks on the surface, but she is actually a power freak, and the contrast is even stronger!

The white-haired beauty was startled when she saw four people around the door, she immediately lowered her head to cover her face, and hurriedly ran away with her skirt in her hands.

In the lounge, Ling Xu stood with a serious expression on his face.

"Tsk tsk tsk."

"Tsk tut tut."

Wan Jianguo and Lu Kun shook their heads at Ling Xu.

Ling Xu narrowed his eyes, stepped out from the ruins of the door, ignored the four people by the door, and went to chase Hao Ke.

"Wait." Wan Jianguo said, "Ling Xu, stop, Bai Qing is going to chase her."

Team leader Bai took the order to go, and Ling Sirui trotted after him.

Wan Jianguo and Lu Kun, one left and one right, blocked Ling Xu.

It was inconvenient for Ling Xu to use his mana in front of the two superiors, so he had to stand still, his face darkened a bit.

"Tsk tsk tsk." Wan Jianguo looked at Ling Xu as if he had discovered a new species.

"Tsk tsk tsk." Lu Kun stroked his chin and looked Ling Xu up and down.

"I didn't see it, Ling Xu, you are this kind of person."

"I just came out of the mountains, but I am surprisingly bold in doing things!"

"It's very courageous, Ling Xu, really excellent, and when he turned his head, he threw the savior behind him."

"I'm not honest when I admit my mistakes, my mouth has its own ideas!"

The two of them uttered a sentence, sang and harmonized, and they blocked Ling Xu's yin and yang fiercely.

Hao Kefei ran away as if, and got into the dressing room.

Fortunately, Ling Xu didn't come after him.

There are three large mirrors in the dressing room, which can reflect the front and side of people.

Hao Ke took a deep breath, walked to the big mirror, and slowly lowered his hands, revealing the lower half of his face.

I don't know when the swelling will heal, he must not be seen like this, even if no one recognizes him one by one

Hao Ke's eyes fell on the mirror, and he was suddenly stunned.

His lips returned to normal at some point.

No redness, no teeth marks, just the makeup on it peeled off.

He touched his lips in surprise, the pain was gone, and it was cool and comfortable.

Even the small pimples from staying up late and worrying before are gone, the skin around the mouth is smooth and delicate, and the lip color is also a very healthy light red.

Hao Ke vaguely remembered that when he was a teenager, he seemed to have such a lip color. Since he was the class teacher, his blood has not been very good, and he has never had such a uniform and natural time.

"I can't treat ordinary people, I can only treat white people."

"I'm going to turn you into a white man first, and then heal you."

"The cure is..."

Hao Ke suddenly realized that Ling Xu's kiss could take effect even at such a time?

Facing the pink and tender lips, Hao Ke actually felt a sense of shame, what is it all about, my God, although it is much better than swollen lips, but when he thought that it was because of him that he became like this , I can't feel relieved at all!

Hao Ke covered his face.

At this time, the door of the dressing room opened.

"I'm sorry, I'm the leader of the aftermath team, let's go one by one." Bai Qing greeted politely and was about to report his intention.

Ling Sirui had already been fired like a small cannonball, and hit Hao Ke with a "boom", Hao Ke was hit by him and staggered, holding onto the dressing table to stand firm.

Ling Sirui's little hand firmly grasped Hao Ke's waist, and let out a sad and angry cry: "Mr. Hao, I'm sorry, I didn't protect you well!"

Hao Ke immediately turned pale, and hurriedly covered Ling Sirui's mouth.

Bai Qing was stunned.

What, Director Wan and Captain Lu's CPs are actually the same pair?

Isn't this the flood that washed the Dragon King Temple, and the family doesn't know the family?