Ling Sirui's parents in class two of the third year are a bit strange

After Ling Xu sent the photo, he waited for a while with his mobile phone.

Hao Ke didn't reply.

For some reason, Ling Xu was a little disappointed.

Does Hao Ke not like seagulls?

At this time, Lu Kun, the head of the public security team who was on a business trip with Ling Xu, came over: "How about it, don't you get seasick?"

Ling Xu let out a "hmm".

Lu Kun came up and patted Ling Xu on the shoulder, and glanced at the chat page on his phone: "Yo, Ling Xu, what are you posting?"

Ling Xu propped up his hands and showed him.

Lu Kun showed a smile of "you understand", and patted Ling Xu's arm again: "You just came here, maybe you don't understand, human beings are very taboo to mention this, especially if you are so explicit in this photo, WeChat will be blocked ,brother."

Ling Xu:?

It was because Ling Xu's expression was too confused, so Lu Kun looked carefully at the picture on the chat interface, and then suddenly said: "Is this your finger?"

Ling Xu frowned: "What else?"

Lu Kun: "Then why is it so thick?"

Ling Xu: "Because it's close."

Lu Kun pointed to the picture: "I know it's close, but why is it so thick? And it's still blurry."

Ling Xu looked at Lu Kun like a fool: "Because it's close."

Lu Kun suddenly laughed loudly to cover up his embarrassment: "Hahahaha... I was joking, brother! Have you ever heard of that seagull joke?"

Then, Lu Kun described to Ling Xu the stalk of "but why are seagulls so big".

Ling Xu seemed about to burst out of boredom.

The atmosphere is even more rigid.

Lu Kun hooked Ling Xu's neck and said in a low voice: "Brother, don't do this, we will enter the high seas soon, and for the next year, we will be shrouded in the shadow of sea monsters, and we may die at any time. Now, why? Why don't you have some fun?"

Ling Xu moved his lips.

Lu Kun begged: "Brother, please say something so that I can go down the steps."

Ling Xu asked: "Is there no such thing as a mobile phone in the public sea?"

Lu Kun nodded quickly: "Yes, yes, there is no signal."

Ling Xu suddenly realized that it turned out that Hao Ke didn't send messages at length because his mobile phone had no signal.

He looked at a message from Hao Ke on the phone, and he seemed to be able to hear and see Hao Ke's angry appearance when he said these words.

In fact, he doesn't dislike Hao Ke's chattering preaching, no matter it's the first time on the street, or now, Hao Ke is always a stranger, worrying about the education of the young monsters in their pornographic series.

This was the first time someone was worrying about something with Ling Xu.

At the same time, at the gate of the second class of the third year of Emperor Primary School.

Hao Ke dialed Ling Xu's voice call again.

After a long beep.

[Tip] The other party may not be able to answer the call temporarily, it is recommended to try again later.

Hao Ke didn't believe in evil, and dialed again, but no one answered.

Ma Dan, it's so irritating, there are irresponsible parents every year, this year is especially irritating!

After class, Hao Ke found Ling Sirui.

Ling Sirui didn't go out to play during recess, but just read in the classroom.

Hearing Hao Ke calling him, the child immediately came out obediently and raised his head: "Teacher Hao, are you looking for me?"

Hao Ke's heart felt sour, and she softened her tone: "Yes, Ling Sirui, what is your father doing these two days? Did he go on a business trip?"

"Ling Xu, um, he's on a business trip, and he might be out for a year, so he should be on the high seas by now." Ling Sirui replied.

"What??" Hao Ke was shocked, "You have to go for a year? Then what do you do? Do you have any relatives to take care of you?"

Ling Sirui lowered his head, crossed his hands at the hem of his clothes, and intertwined his fingers: "I have no relatives, Ling Xu is my only relative... If the teacher is worried about my daily life, Ling Xu hired a nanny for me, Come in regularly for cooking and cleaning.”

"That can't be done! The nanny is not a guardian. He's gone too far. This is clearly dereliction of duty. Unfortunately, at first I thought he just couldn't express..." Hao Ke got more and more angry, took out his phone, "Ling Sirui , don’t be afraid, you tell the teacher the phone number of your dad’s unit leader, and the teacher calls him, how can you send a single father to stay abroad for a year, this is simply too much!”

"Mr. Hao, do you also think it's too much..." Ling Sirui's long eyelashes trembled, and his deer-like eyes were a little moist, "It's obviously a matter between two people, but it's all pushed to me, I'm still a child, How can I participate in the parent-child sports meeting by myself..."

Hao Ke clenched his fists: "It's okay, even if your father doesn't come back, Mr. Hao won't let you go. From now on, you can eat with Mr. Hao. You can also come to Mr. Hao's house on weekends, and Mrs. Hao will cook delicious food for you." , show you a cartoon!"

"Really, is it okay?" Ling Sirui's eyes lit up all of a sudden, "Could it be too much trouble for the teacher?"

Hao Ke's heart was sour again, under such circumstances, Ling Sirui was still thinking of others.

"No trouble, you must come, come this Saturday, the teacher will make you spicy crayfish!" Hao Ke patted his chest, expressing that it was all on him.

"Great, thank you teacher!" Ling Sirui looked at Hao Ke with shining eyes, and then he showed a bright smile, with two small canine teeth protruding from his lips, looking innocent and cute, "Teacher Like...just like mom!"

Hao Ke's expression flickered, well, although it was a compliment, it was not weird.

On Saturday morning, Hao Ke went out to do a lot of shopping, and returned to the apartment with big and small bags of ingredients.

Walking to the door of the apartment, he saw a small figure jumping out of a white van, it was Ling Sirui.

Ling Sirui happily ran to Hao Ke, wanting to help him get the plastic bag.

"No, no, you can't lift this." Hao Ke quickly avoided his hand, "Why are you here so early? Who brought you here?"

"It's the nanny." Ling Sirui pointed to the driver's seat.

An uncle with a square face and squinted eyes poked his head out and nodded at Hao Ke.

Hao Ke was surprised, this nanny looks like a big and three rough, can he really cook and do housework?

"Teacher Hao, let's go!" Ling Sirui urged.

"Let's go, let's go." Hao Ke glanced at the uncle nanny again, and found that he was wearing clothes marked with the sign of "Zizhi Pet Shop"—is he still working part-time in a pet shop?

"Teacher Hao, hurry up!" Ling Sirui called from the front.

"Here we come, here we come." Hao Ke followed immediately.

After the two left, the uncle nanny heaved a sigh of relief, and suddenly turned into a Tibetan fox head, and the next moment, he turned back into an uncle with squinted eyes and a square face. He wiped his sweat, started the car and left.

Hao Ke hung the plastic bags on one hand, and used the other hand to get the key to open the door.

Ling Sirui was bouncing around behind him, as soon as he opened the door and went in, Ling Sirui followed him in.

It felt like I had a little pet myself.

Hao Ke walked to the counter of the open kitchen, put the ingredients on the counter, washed his hands, and then supervised Ling Sirui to wash his hands clean.

Then came to the living room, and arranged for Ling Sirui to do it first.

Hao Ke turned on the TV and called up the cartoon: "You watch TV for a while, I'll cook, and I'll call you when it's done. If you want to eat something, there are pears and macadamia nuts under the coffee table."

"Okay!" Ling Sirui said obediently.

Hao Ke copied his hands, thought for a while, took out his mobile phone, and put it on the table: "If you want to go online, you can also play Match [-]. If there is a call coming in, you can show it to the teacher."

If it was other children, Hao Ke would never give them a mobile phone.

But Ling Sirui is not another child, he is a little angel.

"Okay." Ling Sirui didn't seem to be that interested in mobile phones.

The cartoon started to play, Ling Sirui stared at the TV screen intently, Hao Ke turned and went to the kitchen.

After a while, Ling Sirui's head drooped, one hand supported his chin, and his mouth was somewhat helplessly flattened.

I knew that the teacher's house would not have any good-looking cartoons.

At this time, on the TV screen, the boy and the girl were having a conversation.

Boy: Hello, I'mLei.

Girl: Hi, Lilei. I'm Hanmeimei. Nicetomeetyou!

Boy: Nice to meet you, too!

Although Ling Sirui got full marks in the quiz at the beginning of school, it was Chinese and mathematics in the first and second grades. The content of the exam was nothing more than simple words and sentences, addition and subtraction, which was not difficult for Ling Sirui.

But starting from the third grade, the number and difficulty of the courses suddenly escalated. Chinese was not bad. Ling Sirui's classical proficiency was better than that of ordinary middle school students, but mathematics began to learn multiplication, and English began to learn words, sentences and grammar from letters.

Yes, this is English, I don’t know what I’m talking about!

What ongoing tense, past perfect tense, No.1 said, second-person copula, what the hell is that!

Ling Sirui sighed again.

By the time he reacted, Teacher Hao's mobile phone had already been in his hands.

"Mr. Hao, what's your lock screen password?" Ling Sirui asked.

Hao Ke, who was busy in the kitchen, poked his head out: "0901!"

"0901, is Teacher Hao's birthday September [-]st?" Ling Sirui asked.

"Yes, when is Ling Sirui's birthday?"

"I don't know either." Ling Sirui said, "It seems to be early summer."

"That's it... Your dad really can't be the shopkeeper without letting go." Hao Ke started to chop vegetables, and there was a sharp and sharp sound of the knife.

Ling Sirui took out macadamia nuts and pears from under the coffee table, and he found another kind of ground candy wrapped in colorful paper, so he took them out together and put them on the table.

Ling Sirui took two pictures of the "feast" on the coffee table with his mobile phone, and secretly took three pictures of the figure busy in the stove with his mobile phone.

He punched in WeChat, rummaged through it, and found Ling Xu's note.

Ling Sirui moved his fingers and sent out all five photos.

He thought about it and added another selfie of himself.

[Private Chat] Hao Ke: Ling Sirui is very good with me, you can go on business trips at ease, try to work for two more years, don't come back in a hurry!

The corners of Ling Sirui's small mouth curled up, revealing a smirk.

When Ling Xu left, Ling Sirui was very angry.

He felt that both the Demon Management Bureau and Ling Xu were going too far. They were obviously "helping" the exam, but they left him here alone to take on all the exam tasks, and let Ling Xu go to sea to have a good time.

Now he felt that this arrangement was perfect!He can stick to Teacher Hao all day long, enjoy the care of Teacher Hao who is a hundred times more gentle than Ling Xu, and more importantly, follow Teacher Hao and have meat to eat!

Moreover, after Ling Xu left, no one watched him practice anymore!Besides eating bugs, what Ling Sirui hates the most is cultivation.

Hmph, after a while, Teacher Hao will finish the spicy crayfish, and he will take a few more pictures, Ling Xu will be so hungry!

Thinking of this, Ling Sirui looked down at the phone, thinking that perhaps Ling Xu had reached a place with signal again, would he answer something?

Unexpectedly, several red exclamation marks appeared on the screen.

[Reminder] The account of the other party has been banned due to suspicion of posting illegal information.Click here: I want to appeal for him.

Ling Sirui:? ?

Two weeks later.

An unmarked ocean liner sails into a deep-water port.

On the pier, soldiers in uniform lined up to salute the cruise ship.

Behind them, Wan Jianguo, the middle-aged and slightly bald director of the Bureau of Demon Control, looked serious.

"Director Wan, your subordinates really did a great job this time," a man in a dark blue striped suit smiled and clapped his hands, "I didn't expect the sea monster that the World Federation of Monsters wanted for 30 years to catch, Your subordinates took action, and in less than two weeks, they captured this S-rank wanted monster!"

Wan Jianguo's expression was a little tense, and he wiped his sweat: "I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it."

The gentle man smiled and said, "I just don't know which fierce general it is? Is it Lu Kun?"

Wan Jianguo nodded: "Director Gu Mingjian, it is Lu Kun."

The gentle man smiled and said, "Really? I don't believe it. Lu Kun doesn't have such great skills."

At this time, the triumphant music played, and the heroes who went out to sea to catch sea monsters came down from the deck.

The man at the head is muscular and dark-skinned. It is Lu Kun.

The gentle man seemed a little disappointed. He looked behind him again, searched for a while, and suddenly showed an expression of interest.

"I don't think I've seen that tall man before. He's an unfamiliar face." The gentle man looked at Wan Jianguo, "What's his name?"