Ling Sirui's parents in class two of the third year are a bit strange

"Our teaching team leader is a badass!"

Hao Ke's cheeks were flushed, and the color of his lips became brighter. The soft lips were soaked in wine, like a rose after the rain, but the master was using it to curse, babble and pout.

"Let me tell you, the class will organize a Christmas-themed stage play soon. You may not have read the notice in the group, but it's not important." Hao Ke waved his hand boldly, "The important thing is, The head of the teaching group knows that the basic standard for assessing class teachers is the grades in the class, but still let me do these things!"

Ling Xu looked at Hao Ke. As an experienced drinking buddy, he has excellent professional ability, that is, listening, listening very attentively, making people who drink too much think that he is paying attention to him wholeheartedly, and his desire to express suddenly soars ten times.

"You must ask, then you don't have to do it! It's fine if you refuse!" Under Ling Xu's attention, Hao Ke finished asking and answering himself, and he slapped the table vigorously, "No! The teaching team leader The great thing is here, he can draw cakes, or the kind, the kind of cakes that you can't refuse - he told me, guess what he told me, this is an absolute secret, you come here, I will tell you secretly ..."

Ling Xu leaned forward and got close to Hao Ke, and Hao Ke leaned forward as well, their breaths had to touch each other, but Hao Ke felt it was not enough, so he simply stood up and put it next to Ling Xu's ear, facing him His ears and eyes said with breath:

"This year's principal's choice award has risen to 50! Hehehe..."

Ling Xu only felt that a kitten was rubbing against his ear, and Hao Ke's breath was like the kitten's Mao Mao's head, constantly teasing his ears and temples.

Ling Xu frowned slightly, he wanted to fetch the kitten over and suck it firmly until it couldn't take it anymore and meowed and begged for mercy.In this way, next time it will have a long memory and know the consequences of teasing him like this.

However, Hao Ke slipped away very quickly, the sound of "hey" still lingered in Ling Xu's ears, Hao Ke had already sat back upright, like a gentleman.

"Alas," Hao Ke became sad again, "This is the life of an ordinary social animal. Being led by the nose, there is no way to refuse. After all, I still have to repay the mortgage. After a set of combined loans, I will pay back when I am 55 years old. I'm still ten thousand young, I've been bound to the school for the rest of my life, no one can offend me, alas..."

Hao Ke's attitude made Ling Xu a little confused. Before buying the house, Hao Ke clearly wanted to buy the house in Wutongshuwan. Why did Hao Ke not be very happy after buying the house, but also very sad, as if he had to pay a heavy price for this house? , since so one by one

"Why buy a house?" Ling Xu asked, "You don't have to buy it."

"Hiss, what you said made me feel so uncomfortable." Hao Ke raised his brows, glared at Ling Xu, and then said solemnly, "Because buying a house means owning your own home! With such a space, it belongs to me! Whoever I want to live in, I will let in, and whoever I want to get out, I will let out!"

Hao Ke’s explanation of home seems to be a bit different, at least the interpretation of “home” that Ling Xu saw in the preschool education video tape of “Person Permit” is not like this, and he specifically emphasized that a house is not a home, and he also cited a The example of the rich man, the rich man has many big houses, but his wife and children are separated, and he tells the empty big house late at night that this is not a home.

The reason why Ling Xu has an impression of this video is because Mr. Sterry has said similar things before.

However, Hao Ke said the opposite. He said that only when you have a house can you have your own home.

"Why, you seem to be dissatisfied?" Hao Ke stared at Ling Xu, pursed her bright lips, looked at him unhappily for a while, and said, "Yes, according to the definition in the third grade textbook of "Moral and the Rule of Law", Family is home when they are together, no matter whether they have a house or not, living in a big house or under a flyover. However, that is an ideal situation, such as you and Ling Sirui, Ouyang Yang and her parents, sister and uncle..."

"You can live in harmony in the same room, you don't fight when you meet, you want to hit someone when you hear each other's breathing, and you don't roll into a ball on the carpet. In fact, this situation is rare. Most people When you step into marriage, you think that you are finding a roof to keep out the wind and rain, but who knows that the roof itself is the biggest wind and rain..."

"At this time, we are faced with a serious problem. We can't stay in the same room. Who will go?"

Hao Ke stretched out an index finger and pointed at Ling Xu's nose solemnly: "The house is mine, you go away, I still live in the environment I created, and I can still find new people to come in, maybe the new people will come in." All aspects are very suitable. I don't have to compromise for a place to live, and I don't have to be afraid of too much price due to environmental changes. Even if I kick you out today, I can take the subway to work in 15 minutes normally tomorrow. Everything is fine. Don't delay."

Ling Xu's brows were tightly frowned, and the lines of his cheeks were also tense. He didn't like this metaphor, he didn't like the finger Hao Ke pointed at him, his teeth were itchy, and he wanted to bite Hao Ke's thin white Finger, making him regret pointing at him and saying that.

However, Hao Ke is not as rough and thick as the volcanic sheep in Yangjiao Mountain. He is a delicate little cake that will break if touched a little. The lace will become a mess.

Ling Xu endured it, and almost endured internal injuries.

However, Hao Ke didn't realize it, and was still immersed in his own theory, proudly announcing the conclusion: "So, if you have your own house, you can have your own home. If you stay in someone else's house, you may be kicked out at any time." , but you will always be safe in your own home.”

Ling Xu: ...

Hao Ke happily raised the wine bottle, touched the bottle in front of Ling Xu, and looked at him with a smile: "Why don't you drink anymore?"

Ling Xu really doesn't have any preference for wine. This kind of thing can't fill his stomach, and it can't bring spiritual power. If he drinks too much, he just wants to pee. Probably only strange creatures like humans like such useless things.

However, as a professional wine companion, Ling Xu still picked up the bottle and drank it down.

"Okay, refreshing!" Hao Ke also followed his example, and he took a dry mouthful, which made him cough again, and there was a trace of water in his dim eyes. When he looked up at Ling Xu, he looked a little fragile. confused.

"Strange, why haven't I woke up yet? This dream is so long... Maybe I have to walk home...?"

Under the dim street lights, on the red brick sidewalk extending forward.

For the Nth time, a drunk who was walking crookedly rushed from the sidewalk to the middle of the road, and was dragged back by the arm of the tall man beside him like a chicken for the Nth time.

"I can walk, don't touch me!" Hao Ke's cheekbones were flushed, but his eyes were shining brightly, and he seemed to be very awake, but the steps under his feet and the smell of alcohol in his speech did not show that.

Ling Xu let go of Hao Ke's arm again and let him walk for a while, and put him back when he was about to step out of the safe limit.

It's like a wind-up doll that's malfunctioning, and it runs sideways as soon as it's placed on the ground. The speed is quite fast, and it has to be kept by its side to adjust its direction.

It is impossible to pick it up and walk directly. The wind-up doll has its own will and dignity. Although there is a malfunction, it refuses to admit it and insists that it can walk home.

Ling Xu stared at Hao Ke, he was not tired of this job, on the contrary, he never tired of it.

Mr. Hao, who has always been rigorous, is a very human being, but at this time he is drunk, releasing himself regardless of his image, laughing wildly, it is really a rare sight, but it is also so vivid and cute.

"This dream is really long. I thought it was over at the seafood buffet, but I didn't expect to walk back by myself..." Hao Ke muttered, "Walk back when I come back, I know the way! I can't drive What's wrong! I still have 11 roads!"

Ling Xu put his hands in his pockets, watching Hao Ke stepping into the tree pit, he lifted his hand up slightly in his pockets, and an invisible barrier appeared on the tree pit, perfectly matching the pavement floor tiles on both sides. Putting it all together, Hao Ke stepped over it in stride.

"Also," Hao Ke turned around suddenly, stepped on the void with his hands behind his back, looked up at Ling Xu, his eyes were very serious, "Don't pretend to be a rich man in my dreams from now on, just, there are many loopholes. It’s not perfect, for example, this Lanbao payment, how can you use it to pay for the house? 800 million! You just scan the QR code? At least there should be some seemingly complicated processes, you make us pay like this The class feels very uncomfortable, you know?"

Ling Xu turned his head slightly, with a half-understanding expression on his face.

"Hey, looking at your expression, I know you don't understand. You are from Krypton, just one word for Krypton!" Hao Ke turned around again, turned his back to Ling Xu, and continued walking.

Another tree pit appeared in front of him, but this time, there was not only a pit, but also a tree.

Ling Xu could set up an enchantment in the void, but he couldn't make the tree disappear, so he had to get behind Hao Ke before he bumped into him, and hugged the person back with his upper body.

Hao Ke slammed into Ling Xu's arm, took half a step back, and fell into a big embrace. The back of his head seemed to hit something hard. "Hey!" He stretched out his hand to rub it, and felt another thick something, it seems to be... the neck.

Ling Xu lowered his eyes, keeping his little cake within a safe range, watching the disobedient hair sticking up on the back of Yuanyuan's head, turning back and forth following Hao Ke's movements of looking left and right.

Moving things can easily attract Ling Xu's attention, so he patiently watched the tuft of hair swaying from side to side.

"Hey..." Hao Ke shook his shoulders and found himself being held tightly by Ling Xu, "Why don't you let me go?"

"At this time, we are faced with a serious problem. We can no longer be in the same room. Who will leave?"

For some reason, such a sentence echoed in Ling Xu's ears.

So, instead of answering, he hugged Hao Ke a little tighter.

"No...it's been weird since just now..." Hao Ke muttered, "Did he touch my head when we were in the sales center? He must have touched my head! Then...now, he hold me again..."

With a "wow", all the blood rushed to his face, Hao Ke was shocked and frightened: "Oh my God, Hao Ke, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person, your heart is so dirty! You are still arranging students in your dreams." Parents do this kind of thing! What about your teacher's morality! What about your firm singleism!"

Ling Xu stared at Hao Ke, his little cake was shaking the cherry on top vigorously, and the cream lace all over his body was trembling, as if he was very excited, and it was for reasons Ling Xu didn't understand.

Ling Xu was afraid that Hao Ke would bump into a tree if he walked forward, and he was also afraid that if he continued to hold on to the little cake like this, he would shake his own cake germs, so he held Hao Ke's ribs with both hands, lifted him up, and put him down. On to the road that bypasses the tree pit.

Letting go of his palms, Hao Ke continued to chug forward, faster and faster, his heart seemed to be wound up, tense, an indescribable strange feeling drove him forward, faster Going home, this dream is so strange, he has never felt this way before, the whole world is dizzy, only those hands are stable and constant.

Ling Xu followed behind him without saying a word, and the two of them walked for an hour, one behind the other.

Finally, when he came downstairs to the apartment, Hao Ke felt his legs were weak. He pressed the elevator out of breath and found the key in his pocket.

"Hey!" Hao Ke found another big living person squeezed into the elevator, blocking half of the light on the top of the elevator.

Ling Xu looked at him, but he looked away, his face was flushed red, pretending that he couldn't see another person in the elevator.

So, as long as you ignore it, the delusional thoughts in your heart will not act rashly.Hao Ke thought so.

"Ding", the elevator door opened.

Hao Ke jumped out like a rabbit, turned the lock twice, pulled open the anti-theft door, slipped in, and slammed the door shut with a "bang" before the tall figure came over!

Before this dream becomes even more absurd, Hao Ke decides to kill the bud in the cradle!

Outside the door, a tall man stood with his face against the door. He frowned, realizing that he was still a step too late.

Although I don't know much about human social etiquette, but escorting a drunk all the way back without even drinking a glass of water, and being turned away, this feeling is not very pleasant.

Ling Xu took a step back, frowning, looking at the small hole in the door that his nose hit.

Ling Xu: ...

Forget it, it's getting late, if Hao Ke returns home safely, he can also go back to see if Ling Sirui is still playing on the computer.

Hao Ke leaned against the wooden door and secretly listened to the movement outside. The elevator door seemed to open, and then closed again after a while.

There was no sound in the corridor, it was quiet, Ling Xu should leave, right?

Hao Ke put his shoulders against the door, turned around, and peeked at the cat's eyes. The voice-activated light outside was still on, and there was no one in the corridor.

Ling Xu had indeed left.

Hao Ke breathed a sigh of relief.

I dare not think about where this dream is going to end. If Hao Ke hadn't acted decisively to lock Ling Xu outside, what terrible things would have happened!

Hao Ke rubbed his face, put the document bag in the desk drawer, then untied his coat, went to the bathroom to take a hot bath, and came out wrapped in a bathrobe.

The feeling of dizziness seemed to be relieved a bit, but the sleepiness became more intense, and his eyelids were almost unable to hold up. Hao Ke casually blew his hair twice, and then climbed up to the second floor to sleep.

The next morning.

The dim light illuminates the furniture in the duplex apartment, drawing hazy outlines.

After the alarm clock rang N times, a fair hand stretched out from under the quilt and pressed the alarm clock with a "snap".

Hao Ke retracted his hands, wrapped the quilt tightly, and rubbed his face against the comfortable pillow, humming and chirping from his nose.

Can't get up, can't get up at all.

At this time, the mobile phone beside the bed rang.

Hao Ke opened his eyes in pain, took the phone over, and glanced at the caller: Miss Shu.

He was almost scared out of his wits, sat up suddenly from the quilt, looked at the time, it was eight o'clock, and looked at the sky, it was bright.

I'm going to die, it's been half an hour since my morning reading! !

Will Hao Ke usher in the Waterloo of life by getting up late for three nights in a row?

"Hey, Miss Shu, I'm sorry, I'll come to school right away." Hao Ke put on his pants quickly while holding the phone between his shoulders and talking to Miss Shu.

"Ah... what?" Hao Ke's movements froze suddenly, "Oh...today is Sunday..."

Ms. Shu's apology came from the phone, saying that she thought that Teacher Hao had already woken up at this time, so she called to ask about the Christmas stage play, but she didn't expect that Hao Ke was still sleeping.

No, Hao Ke shouldn't be sleeping!

"It was an accident," Hao Ke put on his pants, sat on the edge of the bed, rubbed his temples, he didn't know if he drank too much wine yesterday, or he didn't dry his hair, and now his head hurts a little, "I usually go to bed at five Get up more often."

"Then, please take the time to confirm the script, Mr. Hao, I have already sent it to your mailbox." Ms. Shu said cheerfully.

"Okay, thank you for your hard work."

Hao Ke hung up the phone, sat on the edge of the bed and woke up.

Suddenly, he thought of something, picked up his phone, and glanced at the date!

The day after the signing date of the Wutongshuwan house purchase contract...!

Hao Ke opened his eyes wide.

He put on his coat, quickly came down from the second floor, his heart was pounding, and came to the desk.

The file package was lying quietly on the desk.

Hao Ke opened the document bag and took out a few thin sheets of paper, only to see the xx house transaction contract written on the head.

Hao Ke's heart seemed to grow a pair of wings, and it flew up lightly.

It's a purchase contract! 18-602 Purchase Contract!

It's not a dream, he really got to No. 2, he really bought the love room of his dreams!

Hao Ke was overjoyed, touched and touched the house purchase contract, carefully packed it, and put it in the safe.

From today on, he is a man with a house.

He has to work harder, repay the mortgage, save money to buy furniture, and when the house is handed over next year, he can furnish his new home.

Sitting in front of the computer, Hao Ke was still laughing, and his headache was washed away by joy. When he recovered, he had already opened more than a dozen interior design-related web pages.

"No, I want to work." Hao Ke closed the page, opened the mailbox, and downloaded the stage script sent to him by Miss Shu.

Ms. Shu is very serious in her work. She found 14 notebooks in total, each with more than 100 pages, which is exactly the length of a formal stage play.

But it is impossible for parents and classmates to perform such a long stage play.

Moreover, a family may not be able to produce so many people to act. Hao Ke conservatively estimated that it would be a miracle to have two parents, and most likely there will only be one parent.

A stage play requires at least seven or eight people to perform, and one family is definitely not enough. Hao Ke’s preliminary idea is to perform a stage play with 2-3 families, intercepting the famous scenes that appear in the protagonists’ concentration. 5 stage scripts are enough.

The repertoire must be well-known fairy tales, "Little Red Riding Hood", "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs", "Cinderella", and choose two more boys as the main characters... "Aladdin's Lamp" and "Little Flying Man".

Hao Ke worked hard all morning, sorted out 5 available scripts, sent them to Ms. Shu, asked her to find out what props she needed, and then posted them in the parent group.

Props and costumes can be bought online, and the stage will be set up with the teachers in the security room, so that parents can concentrate on reciting lines with their children without wasting too much time.

Hao Ke thought about it, and sent another message in the group:

Parents Group of Class Two, Three Years (36)

Teacher Hao, head teacher: @All members, please pay attention, our Christmas stage play will be held on the afternoon of December 12th, and there are still two weeks before now. Parents are invited to come to the school for the first time at 24:15 next Friday. Rehearse, be sure to memorize your lines.The rehearsal will be held next Thursday at 00:15 pm, rehearsing with props, walking around the stage and crossing the stage.

Teacher Hao, head teacher: The main purpose of this Christmas stage play activity is to promote family parent-child interaction. It does not require how professional and perfect the performance is. Our focus is still on learning, so Ms. Shu has done a lot of work to save everyone time. Everyone You can choose a script in the group file, and 2-3 families will act together in a play, and then report the names of the students and the names of relatives and friends participating in the play to Ms. Shu.

No. 1 Tse Fei's mother: 1

Mother No. 3 Du Tengda: 1

Sister Ouyangyang No. 13: 1

No. 8 Pan Haibo's father: 1

No. 2 Lu Jingke's mother: 1

No. 10 Miao Lin Yongxin's mother: [Rose] Thank you for your hard work, Ms. Shu!Thanks to Teacher Hao for organizing such a great event, our whole family will definitely sign up~

Parents of No. 11 Zhou Zexi: 1

Parents of No. 14 Ling Sirui: 1

No. 7 Dong Qifeng's eldest cousin: 1

……

Wait, what happened to the group just now?

The active discussion of the parents instantly swiped the group interface for several screens, and the news flashed by, but Hao Ke was sure that he had seen it.

"Ling Sirui's parents on the 14th: 1"

For the first time, the parents of the old troubles suddenly deducted 1 in the group.

The news spread as quickly as atomic fission to various private parent gossip groups.

And the most shocking one is the God of Luck (16)!

That's right, they absorbed 6 more believers!

God of Luck (16)

Sister Ouyangyang No. 13: Quickly, look, what is this!

Sister Ouyang Yang on the 13th: [Screenshot]

Sister Ouyangyang No. 13: The real work of the great god!My god, it's out!

Cousin No. 7 Dong Qifeng: I took a photo with the master!I'm going to buy a lottery ticket!

No. 9 Aunt Tongtong: What's the matter?The Great God will not want to participate in the stage play in person, will he?

Huang Pangpang: What kind of stage play does @7号东吉峰 big cousin have?I also need to go!

Young Master Qi: Report this Young Master, hurry up!

Dead brother: [sunglasses]

Brother Guo Tu No. 5: Strong onlookers!

No. 9 Aunt Tong Tong: What kind of stimulation did the Great God receive?Why did you suddenly take the initiative to speak in the group?This is very strange~

On the other side, Hao Ke held the phone and was in a daze for half a minute.

He suddenly realized that if the purchase contract was true, then what happened last night was also true.

Not dreaming.

Help, he thought it was a dream, so he dragged Ling Xu to drink and drink, and then said some strange things that he didn't even want to recall now!

Scenes of drinking madness last night appeared in his mind, and Hao Ke immediately waved his arms in the air to disperse the bubbles of memories.

It's actually fine.

If you ignore the complaints about school leaders, other parents, and daily work, there are only strange scenes of head touching, hugging, and intentionally leaning into Ling Xu's ears and blowing air into his ears and eyes.

or die.Hao Ke covered his forehead, and then wiped his whole palm down to cover his eyes.

During the battle between heaven and man, Hao Ke's cell phone vibrated.

Your friend Ling Xu invited you to make a voice call.

Hao Ke's heart jumped into his throat suddenly, his hand slipped, and the phone fell on the table with a "slap", he hurriedly picked it up, looked at the call invitation, wondering whether to answer it or not.

"Keep the same distance from every parent, this is the art of being a class teacher one by one!"

A certain outrageous picture flashed through my mind, and Hao Ke snapped it on the screen of the phone.

Tapped the voice call.