Ling Sirui's parents in class two of the third year are a bit strange

On a suburban expressway near Emperor Primary School, the main road was flat and wide, empty of people.

Of course, this is just an appearance.

A translucent smoky gray cover covers the middle part of the road. From the outside, there is nothing wrong with this road.

However, if you switch the perspective to the inside, you will find that the ground is full of people.

They wore uniforms and held special ropes in their hands.

At this time, the other end of the rope was tied to a giant lizard as tall as a two-story building. The rope passed through the back and abdomen of the lizard, wrapped around its two thick hind legs, and firmly fixed it to the ground. Can't even lift a paw.

The lizard was lying on the ground wearily, and seemed to have given up struggling. It had a big lump on its head, and its body had been beaten badly. The worst part was that the place where the tail should be was now a broken section.

"Anyway, it can grow again, so just take it away." Sensing the scene, Wan Jianguo persuaded the somewhat restless security chief Lu Kun.

"We didn't know how many reports we wrote for the last volcanic sheep incident before we dealt with our superiors! Have you forgotten, Lao Wan?" Lu Kun's already dark face was now as dark as the bottom of a pot.

"Isn't that the whole sheep was eaten by him? Now it's just missing a tail, and it can grow again, easy to say, easy to say." Wan Jianguo said with a smile, "You have to grasp the key to the problem, Ling Xu Nipping a genie attack in the bud prevented us from writing more reports."

Lu Kun thought to himself, you didn't write it, so of course you said it lightly.However, this time it was indeed Ling Xu's credit. Monsters like chameleons are extremely difficult to find, they are elusive, and this place is close to Emperor Primary School. If the children encounter chameleons, the consequences will be disastrous.

"By the way, what is Ling Xu going to Emperor Primary School for today?" Lu Kun suddenly remembered.

"The blackboard newspaper," Wan Jianguo said regretfully, "is probably ruined. But it might be a good thing for us."

Ling Xu failed to go to school, the original 250% exposure rate became 0%, and cleverly avoided the possibility of the head teacher’s anger rising, because the earthquake is a natural disaster and force majeure, in which case parents cannot participate in the blackboard report , as it should be.

"However, Ling Xu seems to want to go." Lu Kun looked ahead, on the road leading to Emperor Primary School, just now, Ling Xu snatched the tail of the lizard, and left from that road.

"Hmm... I don't know what attracted him there? It's really interesting." Wan Jianguo said meaningfully.

When Ling Xu arrived at the gate of Emperor Primary School, it was already dark.

In front of the gate, the autumn wind was bleak and there was no one there.

The door was locked, and even the gatekeeper had withdrawn.

The teaching building inside is even more black and blind, which declares the efficient evacuation speed of this school.

Ling Xu stared at the lock for a while.

Considering the lessons learned from waiting for three days at school last time, Ling Xu decided to go home.

That night, in the old dilapidated small rental house.

Ling Sirui was doing homework with a small desk lamp on, when he suddenly heard the sound of a key turning.

The door opened, and a man in a haute couture suit appeared at the door.

Behind him, a huge lizard tail filled the hallway.

Ling Sirui waited for a long time, but he didn't hear Ling Xu's voice telling him to turn off the light. He was a little strange, so he poked his head out to see what Ling Xu was doing.

In the dark living room, Ling Xu was holding a special bone chopping knife, chopping the cylindrical monster meat on the ground with one stroke.

The smell of blood is overflowing.

Ling Sirui pinched his nose.

"What is this?" He asked in a low voice.

"The tail of the lizard monster." Ling Xu said, "We will have meat to eat for a while."

"Oh!"

With one cut and two cuts, the lizard's tail was splashed with blood.

Ling Sirui jumped back immediately, avoiding the splashing blood.

Although Ling Xu has always said so little, Ling Sirui still sensed from the strength with which he chopped the meat that he was not happy.

"That..." Ling Sirui said weakly, "The blackboard newspaper..."

The sound of chopping meat stopped, and the man with the bone chopping knife turned his face in the darkness, looking at Ling Sirui quietly.

"It's changed to Saturday morning, nine o'clock." Ling Sirui said.

Because it was an earthquake, no one would have thought of it, but the blackboard newspaper still had to be done, so Hao Ke told Ling Sirui to come back and inform Ling Xu that the time had been changed.

"That's it." Ling Xu put down the knife, "Go get a basin."

Next, the dignified atmosphere was swept away, and Ling Xu took Ling Sirui to fill eight pots full of the cut meat from the lizard's tail, and stuffed them into three large refrigerators, which seemed to be enough for the winter.

Of course, that is the amount for ordinary humans. For big monsters like Ling Xu and Ling Sirui who have a relatively large demand for meat, they have to hunt again every now and then to fill up the refrigerator.

Then, the two mopped the ground again, and the bloody water washed away several large basins. Fortunately, no one lived in the neighbors, otherwise the police car would have arrived by now.

On Saturday morning, Ling Xu got up early and brought in the custom-made suits that were hanging outside.

It's just, I don't know why, the suit looks wrinkled, carefully discerned, there are still pieces of unwashed blood in the dark stripes...

Ling Xu: ...

Forget it, today is Saturday anyway, human beings are on holiday, and there is no one in the school, and Hao Ke's colleagues are not there.

Ling Xu put the suit on the original hanger and hung it on the clothes hook beside the door.

Then he pulled out a casual pullover from the closet, changed into a pair of lightweight sneakers, and took Ling Sirui out.

To prevent accidents, Ling Xu went out two hours earlier this time. He reckoned that even if he encountered another monster on the road, it would be enough time for him to deal with it.

In this way, Ling Xu and Ling Sirui arrived in front of the closed gate of Emperor Primary School at exactly seven o'clock.

Ling Sirui: ...

Ling Xu took out his phone and glanced at the time.

At this moment, a call came in.

Ling Xu glanced at the number of the Demon Management Bureau, and he decisively pressed it.

The phone was dialed twice more, and Ling Xu pressed it twice.

In this way, the phone finally quieted down.

At the same time, in the Demon Power Fluctuation Monitoring Room of the Demon Control Bureau, technician Xiao Zhang was operating in front of a dozen screens, which displayed different areas of City S. At this time, the surveillance image in the western suburbs showed that there was a flashing Strips of green light are scurrying over the Emperor Elementary School and the surrounding villa area.

"Old Wan, Ling Xu didn't answer the phone, do you want to act now?" Lu Kun said with a dark face beside him.

Wan Jianguo looked at the screen with his hands behind his back and shook his head. He pointed to the green bar on the screen and said, "Do you know what this is?"

Lu Kun hesitated for a moment, and analyzed with his rich experience in catching monsters: "Such a strong spiritual power is in the shape of strips, and it is flying in the sky—maybe it is a snake monster?"

"Snakes don't have such strong spiritual power, so guess more boldly."

"Could it be...a dragon?"

Wan Jianguo patted Lu Kun on the shoulder: "Yes, are you going to catch a dragon?"

"Then I don't have the ability." Lu Kun wiped his sweat.

"Don't worry, it's just spreading the rain. The child is a little excited. After all, our demon power is too strong recently, and it also likes to join in the fun." Wan Jianguo said with a smile.

"Really?" Lu Kun hesitated, "Since it's fine, why did you call Ling Xu?"

Wan Jianguo raised his chin slightly, thinking about it: "Ask him how the blackboard newspaper is doing today, show concern for the backbone of the bureau, and tell him one by one that it will rain soon, and you can't do it without an umbrella. "

Lu Kun: ...

Wan Jianguo's frightening narrow-mindedness is revenge for Ling Xu's failure to answer his calls, right?

At 07:30, an unprecedented downpour fell on the villa area in the western suburbs of S City.

The sky was as dark as the bottom of a pot, and the torrential rain poured down like no money. Within 10 minutes, the water on the street had accumulated up to the calf.

In the wind and rain, the two figures, one big and one small, were extraordinarily messy.

This is a human living community. Without a "domain", Ling Xu and Ling Sirui cannot use their spiritual power at will, otherwise they will be in danger of being discovered.

"Ling Xu, I think we'd better go." Ling Sirui was blinded by the rainstorm.

"...Okay." Ling Xu pulled his foot out of the vortex of the rushing water.

When Hao Ke got up in the morning, he felt overcast and cloudy. After seven o'clock, the sky suddenly became so dark that he couldn't see his fingers.

At this time, Hao Ke still thought about going to school as soon as it rained.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I walked out of the building with the umbrella in hand, the umbrella was blown into a flower that opened upwards.

Then, the oncoming rain knocked Hao Ke into a daze.

Where is it raining, this is clearly going to the sea.

Before Hao Ke left the building, he had the illusion of jumping into the sea.

Today's blackboard report is sure to fail.

Hao Ke returned to the house, took out his mobile phone, and opened the WeChat group.

Parents Group of Class Two, Three Years (36)

Homeroom Teacher Hao: @危机姐姐姐黑睿报看, then change the time, and make a new appointment with @14号lingsirui’s parents, thank you.

Assistant Ms. Shu: Received!

Assistant Ms. Shu: Mr. Ling, parent of @14宁思瑞, I wonder if it is convenient after [-] pm on Monday?

……

Of course, Ling Sirui's parents didn't reply.

But at this time, other parents in the parent group started talking about it!

Sister Ouyangyang No. 13: It's really strange, did you find out!Every time it is the turn of the 14th parent to go to school, such and such accidents will happen!

Cousin Dong Qifeng No. 7: That’s right, I’ve wanted to say it a long time ago, last time it was an earthquake, this time it’s a rainstorm again!It won't be a volcanic eruption next time!

Sister Ouyangyang No. 13: Terrible! [Get ill]

No. 9 Tong Tong's mother: You said that, I remembered, when the first parent-teacher meeting was held this semester, wasn't it just a volcanic eruption?

Immediately, the parent group was filled with a feudal and superstitious atmosphere.

Grandma Du Tengda No. 3: Forward "Three Gestures in Buddhism, Get Rid of Bad Luck, the Master Taught You to Do It"

Seeing that the topics in the parent group became more and more outrageous, Hao Ke ordered the whole group to be banned.

Then an announcement was issued, informing everyone not to talk about content that does not conform to the core values ​​of socialism.

What a joke, he is a [-]% materialist, and any comments made by monsters and ghosts are not allowed to appear in his group!

In a place unknown to Hao Ke, the parents formed another small group to continue discussing this strange "God of Bad Luck" No. 14 parent, and changed the name of the group chat to "God of Bad Luck 14" ".

After discussing hundreds of messages, everyone agreed that the group name should be changed to "God of Luck 14"!

Because, compared to those hard-working parents who need to pay attention to the group at any time, be on call, and may go to school for parent-child sports games and blackboard newspapers on weekdays, the parents of No. 14 are really chic!

From the beginning of the school year to the present, not only has he not shown his face once, but the reasons are very legitimate. Earthquakes, heavy rains, and volcanic eruptions all happened when the chores were arranged for the 14th parent.

Isn't this a magical physique!

No. 13 Ouyang Yang's sister, who has quick eyes and quick hands, posted a picture of a koi with the words "No. 14 Ling Sirui's parents" and posted it in the group.

Luck 14 (7)

Sister Ouyangyang No. 13: Great God, good luck forwarding it!

Cousin No. 7 Dong Qifeng: Great God, good luck forwarding it!

Aunt Guo Tu No. 5: Great God, good luck forwarding it!