Ling Sirui's parents in class two of the third year are a bit strange

Yes, yes.

Ling Xu has never been a person who gets entangled in trivial matters.

Now that you have agreed, prepare well.

When I went to school to meet the head teacher on the first day, it was better to pack up formally.

For humans, first impressions are still very important.

...Although, Ling Xu's first impression of Hao Kena seems to have been ruined.

It doesn't matter, he can still try to make a good impression in front of Hao Ke's colleagues, and he is quite sure about this matter.

Early last week, the Demon Management Bureau held a regular meeting, and Ling Xu appeared in the meeting room for the first time.

"Hey, our busy people, how can we come to the regular meeting when you have time?" Lu Kun stopped Ling Xu as soon as he saw him, and winked at him.

Ling Xu was puzzled: "What happened to your eyes?"

Lu Kun suddenly felt that the electric waves full of passion had hit the insulator, and a sense of powerlessness arose all over his body.

"Where's that beautiful woman in your family? What kind of work do you come to if you don't accompany the beautiful woman? Really, I don't understand the style." Lu Kun scolded.

Ling Xu thought to himself, he should give Lu Kun the amnesia pen for a while.

"Ahem, are you all here? Let's start." Wan Jianguo came in with two entourages. Both of them had unfamiliar faces and serious expressions. Standard equipment for the department, they don't usually show up, but when they show up, it means there is trouble.

Seeing the situation, everyone knew what was going on, stopped laughing and playing, and sat upright one after another.

Wan Jianguo first introduced these two people to everyone: "These two are members of the Department of Homeland Security of the Central Occult Administration. Now that City B has stepped up its vigilance to nip the risk in the bud, the authorities hope that we will also strengthen security measures and come up with effective methods..."

There are monsters active in a big city, this is a great event, a big city is densely populated, once a monster mutates and attacks, it will be catastrophic.

Of course, monsters have always lived and lived here in big cities, but these monsters are legal residents with "person permits" and "residence permits" who are more human than humans, and they will not produce "monster power fluctuations". It will not be monitored by the Department of Homeland Security.

Those who can be monitored are generally on the verge of madness, or powerful monsters who have just descended from the mountain. They can't control their spiritual power, and they haven't reported to the Monster Management Bureau. At this time, they will be defined as " Abnormal demon power fluctuations" and entered the key alert range of the Department of Homeland Security.

This matter is actually not small, but Wan Jianguo always has a way to dismantle the thrilling event into sleepy official formulas. In the end, at the end of the two and a half hours of the meeting, everyone's thoughts Everywhere echoes: "We will work hard, be vigilant at all times, and strive for life to maintain the indicators of a first-class international metropolis!"

After sending away the two national security officers, Wan Jianguo notified Lu Kun to hold a meeting in the afternoon to gather everyone and immediately arrange the follow-up actual work and implement the overtime schedule.

Lu Kun thought to himself, no matter what happened above, it can be solved by working overtime, which is really excellent.

"Let's go, let's have a meal together, Ling Xu, you follow too." Wan Jianguo glanced at the mechanical watch in his hand.

10 minutes later, the canteen of the Bureau of Demon Control.

In front of the simple square dining table, four adult men crowded together, two of them were tall and tall, which seemed a bit crowded.

Wan Jianguo coughed dryly: "Actually, the food in the cafeteria is not bad, it's cleaner than outside."

Lu Kun shook his head, expressing that he had no hope for Wan Jianguo's treat.

Wan Jianguo looked at Ling Xu again: "Ling Xu, do you have any difficulties in life recently, you can ask the organization."

Ling Xu said, "No."

Wan Jianguo nodded in satisfaction, and said, "Although our bureau won't interfere with your private life, it's better for your lover to stay as little public as possible..."

Ling Xu said: "He is no longer here."

Both Wan Jianguo and Lu Kun were shocked.

Ling Xu saw that the expressions of the two of them were a little bit broken, and asked suspiciously: "What's wrong?"

"Not here anymore?" Lu Kun asked with trembling lips, why, Ling Xu, a cold-blooded scumbag, can be so calm!

Ling Xu was silent for a while: "Not in City S anymore."

"Oh~"

"Scared me~"

"Just say it, hahahahaha." Wan Jianguo and Lu Kun let out bluff laughter.

"When will Xiaobai come back?" Wan Jianguo asked again with concern.

"noob"?

Ling Xu frowned, with a hint of disgust showing imperceptibly on his face.

What the hell are these two people talking about, and calling other people messy names.

"Not coming back." Ling Xu replied.

"Hey, why do you hide and hide like this? It's really boring." Lu Kun booed.

"That's right, look at him, he's too defensive." Wan Jianguo pointed.

After the two old men, who are 80 years old together, gossiped like no one else, they felt that their appetites had opened up a lot, and they were able to feast on the food in the cafeteria.

After the meal, Wan Jianguo and Lu Kun discussed the issue of subordinates in the security brigade, that is to say, who will work overtime.

"You let the people under you take charge of an area, work three shifts or two shifts, and use this period of time to make sure that there are people on duty at the front line at any time, so that any emergencies can be arrived within 10 minutes On-site." Wan Jianguo deployed.

Lu Kun's already dark face turned a little darker. The brothers worked hard this year, and were sent to sea to fight sea monsters twice. Although Ling Xu was the main one fighting, the brothers also experienced wind and rain. The sun was blowing, the boat was bumping, in short, everyone hadn't rested yet, and they had to turn around again.

But, is there any way? Perhaps this is the difficulty of adults.

"I don't work overtime." Ling Xu said suddenly, "I have something to do at night."

Lu Kun was shocked. Ling Xu, this young man who just entered the workplace, actually said such immature words!

Come on, let the old fox Wan Jianguo teach you how to be a man!

Wan Jianguo looked distressed, thought for a while, and said to Lu Kun: "That's fine, then don't schedule Ling Xu for the evening shift."

Lu Kun's copper bell-like eyes widened, what?Did he hear correctly?Wan Jianguo actually allowed Ling Xu to leave work at that time?Their security brigade was short of manpower, and now Ling Xu, a brand-new full-blooded labor force, did not participate in the evening shift. Isn't it a waste of money?

Wan Jianguo patted Ling Xu on the shoulder, and said to Lu Kun: "Look, Ling Xu has such a high combat power, it's not appropriate to be bound to one area, and you can just share one point for things like being on duty, Ling Xu It is to solve the most critical problems and deal with the toughest enemies. So, Ling Xu, you put your phone away, you don’t have to be on duty, you should go online, and if they can’t deal with it, you can go online, what do you think? How about it?"

Ling Xu nodded.

Wan Jianguo looked at Lu Kun: "Then it's settled, give me the duty list in the afternoon."

Lu Kun's face became even darker. Is the workplace so dark?

The four of them (there is also a non-existent technician Xiao Zhang) finished their meal and walked out of the cafeteria.

In the yard of the Demon Management Bureau, Ling Xu stood still, he could already go home from get off work, but he still had one more thing that he had to say now.

"Tomorrow at four o'clock in the afternoon," Ling Xu said, "I'm going to Ling Sirui's school."

"What??" Both Wan Jianguo and Lu Kun became nervous, staring at Ling Xu as if facing a big enemy, even more flustered than the notification above that there was a monster going crazy.

"Run the blackboard newspaper." Ling Xu said, "The teacher in charge said that I don't need to do anything, as long as it is in place, so I think..."

"Too naive!" Wan Jianguo suddenly criticized harshly, "You are too naive! Ling Xu, do you know what are the two most unbelievable words in the world?"

Ling Xu looked at him.

"Xiao Zhang, you tell him." Wan Jianguo turned his face away resentfully.

"The head teacher said that the physical education teacher was sick." Xiao Zhang said, "The leader also said, let me just say a few words."

Wan Jianguo did not hesitate to blackmail himself, but also told Ling Xu this truth. The head teacher's mouth is a deceitful ghost. They can say anything for the sake of class performance.

Lu Kun and Xiao Zhang are clearly aware of this, only Ling Xu, who is inexperienced, really thinks that he is going to run a blackboard newspaper!

Ling Xu was unmoved, and seemed to believe in Ling Sirui's class teacher's character. He waited for the three of them to finish their discussion, and continued to ask: "I want to dress more formally, but I don't know what to do to look decent?"

The other three were shocked. What, Ling Xu started to think about the "face" issue that humans would only consider?

Ling Xu, who has always had no requirements for clothing, housing, and transportation, has begun to think about clothing. So, will it be far from him becoming a qualified human being?

Wan Jianguo began to seriously consider the negative effect of the "Person Permit" examination on shaping the big monster.

"This is a good thing," Wan Jianguo said, "Let's brainstorm and share your ideas."

Lu Kun rubbed his chin: "Since it's a blackboard newspaper, I think it's fine to dress casually. My eldest nephew's father went to his class to do the blackboard newspaper, and he wore an old jacket, so that the chalk dust would be easy on the eyes." It's okay, just throw it in the washing machine when you come back, and you can still wear it next time you clean up."

Technician Xiao Zhang pushed his glasses: "Captain Lu is right. I also think it's better to be casual, such as plaid shirts, which are not rude on any occasion and are approachable."

Wan Jianguo shook his head: "None of you understand Ling Xu's needs. This is the first time for him to meet the head teacher at school, and he must leave a good impression on him. Therefore, my suggestion is to customize a suit."

"Customized suit?" Lu Kun was surprised, is this too exaggerated?

"Ling Xu's school is an aristocratic elementary school, and everyone wears very formal clothes. You have never seen them before. The school uniforms of elementary school students are all custom-made by British designers." The old god Wan Jianguo said on the ground, "So, you have to be worthy. In such an atmosphere, Ling Xu must wear a custom-made suit. But it’s too late to make a custom suit now, so let’s go to the store I know well with Ling Xu to see if there are any suitable ready-made suits, and come back before the meeting in the afternoon. "

With the veteran driver Wan Jianguo on his side, Ling Xu managed to make a set of high-end ready-to-wear within two hours. With his figure of a male model, he wore it like a brand ambassador's new style out on the street.

"By the way, measure the size of the clothes, and order two more sets, so you can wear them interchangeably." Wan Jianguo said.

Ling Xu can't tell whether human clothes are good or bad, just like he has no special preference for human appearance. However, Wan Jianguo's taste has withstood the test of various big scenes and should be reliable. He took out his mobile phone: "Come again Two sets."

The male waiter who took care of Ling Xu's clothes was a little embarrassed, and it was a little difficult to say "left or right" that he could ask expressionlessly every day.

After finishing the outfit for going to school tomorrow, Wan Jianguo recommended a hair care shop to Ling Xu, asking him to do a business look.

In this way, a fulfilling day passed.

At three o'clock in the afternoon on Wednesday, the completely new Ling Xu went out on time and headed for Emperor Primary School.

The latitude of City S is relatively low, winter comes late, autumn is very humid and comfortable, the sun is not bad at three o'clock in the afternoon, and it shines warmly on people.

On the blue sky, there are clouds and mountains with rich layers of high and low layers, just like those in Hayao Miyazaki's cartoons.

According to Wan Jianguo's instructions, Ling Xu went out and took a taxi, sat near Emperor Primary School, and then walked down the clean red brick road, waiting for the appointed time.

The soft breeze blows the well-trimmed holly flower beds on both sides of the road, the well-cultivated landscape begonias and camellias sway in the sun, and the red-roofed villas with scattered heights slowly unfold along the downhill street. In the distance, the spire of Emperor Primary School The main teaching building and the big clock are clearly visible.

Humans are indeed a kind of creatures that enjoy themselves very much, Ling Xu thought, he has never seen a monster who can organize his living environment so beautifully.

At this quiet and serene moment, a strange reflection suddenly appeared in the sky.

Ling Xu put one hand in his pocket, raised his head, and narrowed his eyes slightly.

It was a giant chameleon walking down the middle of the road.

Its appearance and color can become exactly the same as the surrounding environment, so that Ling Xu didn't even distinguish it immediately.

With a body as tall as a two-story building, every step would cause a slight earthquake. It just walked on the suburban expressway like no one else. It was obvious that this was an unregistered wild monster.

Damn it, at this juncture...

Ling Xu took out the hand in his pocket, and he was already holding a black "field" board in his hand. The "field" board quickly turned around between his long and flexible fingers, and then threw it forward.

In the blink of an eye, the black "field" shield unfolded, covering this section of the street.

The translucent protective cover has not been completely closed, and the mutation is sudden!The chameleon seemed to sense the danger suddenly, and its huge tail swung out, beyond the scope of the black "field"!

"Boom!!"

The originally clean and beautiful small street, with its cute black wrought iron street lamps, was instantly smashed to pieces by the lizard's big tail, bursts of smoke and dust rose, and gravel fell on Ling Xu like a torrential rain.

Ling Xu immediately propped up a golden defensive layer, covering his newly made outfit from head to toe tightly.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, the chameleon shrinks with a "whoosh" and slips out from the unclosed gap under the protective cover!

Ling Xu's eyelids twitched unhappily.

Although it's not time for dinner, tonight's main course must be this short-sighted thing!

The lizard that just ran out of the protective cover suddenly became bigger again. It was instinctively frightened and staggered its legs, trying to escape forward, flicking its big tail behind it.

"Boom one by one"

"Boom one by one"

The main road was cracked by huge lizard feet.

At 5:[-] in the afternoon, there are still [-] minutes before the last class ends.

Hao Ke cleaned up the table, stood up from the desk, and was about to go to the classroom to check the situation.

According to the agreement, after class, Ling Sirui's father will come to the class to participate in the activity of designing blackboard newspapers, and he should be here soon.

Hao Ke has always been a person who arrives earlier than the agreed time, and this time is no exception. He walks through the corridor between the teacher building and the teaching building, and arrives at the back door of the classroom where he has been working for three years.

In the classroom, the English teacher is still giving a speech with joy, and a projection screen is hung in front of the blackboard, and the fancy multimedia courseware is changing its shape on the screen.

"The pronunciation of the letter o is different in different situations. Let's start with the first one. Come on, everyone, come with me one by one."

Before the words fell, the projection suddenly shook.

It was as if a gust of wind shook the projector hanging from the ceiling.

The English teacher was stunned, and she supported the podium.

Soon, it was the first up and down, and the third time.

"ah one one"

"Earthquake one by one"

"Run, one by one"

The entire teaching building, like being stabbed in a hornet's nest, buzzed and became noisy.