Ling Sirui's parents in class two of the third year are a bit strange

The jaws of all the students were about to drop in shock.

Everyone's eyes once again focused on Hao Ke.

Hao Ke felt that it was a little difficult to explain, and he didn't want to explain to these people. Could they pay him an extra dime if they knew?cannot.I can only arrange a few more words behind him.

"Ah, you read it wrong, I don't have it, I took a taxi." Hao Ke said very foolishly.

Disappointed, everyone looked back at Xiao Cao and Yun Zi.

The two girls were dumbfounded by Hao Ke's words, so why did they really not see Hao Ke, but someone who looked like him?

"I said you two are too funny," Guan Shaopeng said suddenly. He was frightened by the sudden appearance of the two of them for a few seconds just now. Dude, now seeing Hao Ke denying it, I am sure that Xiao Cao and Yunzi misjudged the person, "This can also be misjudged. Teacher Hao is now a primary school teacher. How could the primary school teacher come to the class reunion in a Maserati? There is another The handsome guy is sitting next to you? Our teacher Hao is such a responsible person, in the future, he will definitely find a female teacher from the Gu family, get married and have children, and hold them for three years, or is it a waste of the resources of elementary school teachers?"

Speaking of this, Guan Shaopeng amused himself.

"Impossible, we read it right, it is clearly Teacher Hao, and Teacher Hao wears exactly the same clothes."

"That's right, we saw that handsome guy sitting at the window after Mr. Hao got out of the car, watching Mr. Hao enter the restaurant, and then asked the driver to drive away."

The two of you said something to each other, and they said it in a very serious way.

The others wavered again, looking at Hao Ke, if there was such a thing, why didn't Hao Ke admit it?It is now 2048, no matter what gender you are, you can get married, and you can get a marriage certificate recognized by the state, but the same sex cannot have children, unless some people are particularly stubborn about family inheritance, others will not regard same-sex dating as anything Strange thing.

If such a good thing happens to them, they wish they could announce it to the whole world, not to mention the occasion where the classmates will die if they don't show off!

Hao Ke just turned the tea around, rinsed his own bowls and chopsticks, and prepared to cook.

During the stalemate, the door slammed, and two people rushed in from outside, talking loudly: "This parking lot is really hard to find. We found it after going around three times."

"It's all because Brother Zhang's Land Rover is too big to fit in the small parking space."

"Hey, Lao Li, your BMW is still light. I told my wife to let her lend me her Mercedes-Benz, but she refused."

The two talked loudly and came in together. Everyone saw that this was Zhang and Li who had asked for a parking space in the group an hour earlier.

After the two graduated, one opened a training school, and the other started a business of supplementary books. He was the one with the fastest money among his classmates. At the beginning, his academic performance was not good, but now he can be considered proud. The score is enough.

Unexpectedly, after the two of them came in, no one cared what kind of car they were driving. Everyone just glanced at the two of them and then cared about other things.

The two of them felt that all their preparations had been slapped on the cotton, and they felt weak.

"What are you talking about? Are everyone's cars parked? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the two of us didn't expect to be delayed for so long. We just asked about the parking space in the group, and no one answered..." The two still Trying to bring the topic to myself.

"Stop nagging, Hao Ke brought it here in a Maserati, and he is not as loud as you." A classmate said.

"That's right, sit down quickly and don't block us from talking to Hao."

When the two of them heard about "Maserati", their arrogance suddenly shrank a bit. What, there is someone among the classmates who can drive a luxury car?They are still very low-key, which makes them show off.

With embarrassing faces, the two sat down.

Seeing this, Guan Shaopeng felt that he had been robbed of the limelight. It was a non-existent thing. Hao Ke himself did not admit that he came in a Maserati. Xiao Cao and Yunzi seemed to be possessed by evil spirits, and kept talking about other things. People are really serious about asking.

How can an elementary school teacher be so rich? It's all bullshit.

"Everyone, please take your seats. I'll ask where Professor Wu has been." Guan Shaopeng said, "Strange, Professor Wu should be here soon. Why didn't he reply to my message?"

At this time, Hao Ke's cell phone rang.

Hao Ke looked at the phone, picked it up immediately, and hung up after saying a few words.

"Mr. Wu met an acquaintance in the parking lot, and said that we will delay for a while, let us order first." Hao Ke said.

"Hey." Guan Shaopeng was upset for a while. He was the main contact person. Professor Wu didn't give him face and didn't inform him of the delay, but called Hao Ke.

It's really strange today, Hao Ke, how could he have any conflict with him.

"How about this, since we are a reunion of classmates, we haven't seen each other for so long after graduation, we should introduce ourselves, everyone prepares, starting from me, going clockwise, to whom, stand up and introduce yourself now Tell me about the situation, and tell me about an unforgettable experience, so that everyone can understand you more vividly." Guan Shaopeng assumed the posture of an event organizer.

The atmosphere at the dinner table suddenly became tense, what, want to talk about an unforgettable experience?What are you talking about? It's embarrassing.

After Guan Shaopeng finished writing the essay, he handed over the menu to the two students who drove up, let them order first, and then introduced himself.

He took out the posture of holding a meeting in the club, and the old god introduced his successful experience on the ground, and added some twists and turns in the middle, trying to attract the attention of the audience.

However, his clichés are too much, and his unforgettable experience is very fake, which made everyone sleepy.About 10 minutes later, Guan Shaopeng finally began to summarize his statement, looking around with satisfaction to observe everyone's reactions.

"Next one, let's speed up a little bit." Guan Shaopeng said.

Next to him was a girl who also became a primary school teacher. She felt that her experience was nothing to say compared with Guan Shaopeng's. Guan Shaopeng asked her to hurry up. She briefly introduced her work, and It's over.

After passing through several people in this way, it was finally Hao Ke's turn to introduce himself. Everyone was immediately interested and wanted to hear about Hao Ke's experience.

"My name is Hao Ke, and I'm... a teacher in elementary school, teaching morality and the rule of law." Hao Ke said, lowered his head, and took a sip of tea.

"And then?" Guan Shaopeng crossed his arms, "Don't tell me about your Maserati?"

Hao Ke laughed: "You seem to have just said that they got it wrong, do you think they got it wrong, or are they right?"

Guan Shaopeng was speechless for a while, and then laughed: "I'm just kidding, Mr. Hao is not angry, is he?"

"A joke is only a joke if it makes the other party think it's funny," Hao Ke said helplessly, "You can't just make yourself laugh, that's ordinary and confident."

"Hey, Teacher Hao, you are really unreasonable, I was just joking, why are you still holding on to it?" Guan Shaopeng smiled at everyone, as if to say "Look at him, Mrs. won't be human anymore."

"Then you must say that I can't help it. Indeed, I came here in a Maserati, but it's not mine, it was rented by my husband. He was going to take me out to play, but Guan suddenly said that he would hold a class reunion. I was notified yesterday that I didn’t want to come, and my husband also said not to go, but Professor Wu is coming today, so I must come for Professor Wu.” Hao Ke suddenly opened the chatter box, and his whole body changed. Get up at Versailles.

He discovered that when dealing with people like Guan Shaopeng, he had to be more Versailles than him in order to make him retreat in the face of difficulties. Otherwise, if he blindly retreated in a low-key manner, the other party would think that Hao Ke was really easy to bully and could handle it at will.

"To tell you the truth, I am an elementary school teacher. After graduation, I didn't do any earth-shattering events. I just dawdled in elementary school. But by chance, I met my husband. He thought I had to work hard, so he gave me a new one next to the school. I bought a large flat in the property. I teach primary school students every day. When I get home at four o’clock in the afternoon, I have nothing to do, so I learn to cook something by myself. Opposite my kitchen is a golf course and a river. The scenery is very good. , I like eating while looking at the scenery, but my husband is afraid that I will be tired, so he often takes me out to eat out. Today is the same. He is afraid that I will be too tired from walking, so he sent me here. Clinginess is just such a shortcoming, but other aspects are perfect."

After Hao Ke finished speaking, there was silence in the box, and a needle could be heard falling on the ground.

Everyone has different expressions on their faces, most of them are envious and jealous, and a few are their imaginations after hearing about the miraculous experience in their dreams.

"If you want to talk about any unforgettable experience, my husband and I are quite unforgettable together, because he is very handsome, and he will never forget it, let alone every day." Hao Ke continued to add bricks and tiles to the Palace of Versailles , and showed a lazy attitude of being tired of life, "It's probably like this, this is my life after graduation."

Xiao Cao and Yunzi reacted first, they gasped, covered their mouths, and looked at Hao Ke enviously.

"This is really cool, Hao Ke is really lucky."

"He's handsome and rich, and he only loves me. God, why didn't you ask me to share such a good thing?"

As soon as the two of them took the lead, other classmates expressed their envy to Hao Ke. With such a husband, of course they have to live a life of salted fish with peace of mind. Elementary school teacher is simply the perfect profession.

"Hao Ke, is what you said true or false?" The two business classmates looked surprised, "How can such a person only love you, and you are not a peerless fairy."

"That's right, you have to plan ahead. He might be a liar and owe tens of millions of foreign debts, which you can't afford."

The two were sarcasm for a while, but Hao Ke just wanted to laugh.

Why do these people care so much about his life, as if he is their own father.

What he said nonsense, these people can also discuss it seriously, which is really interesting.

"That's right, Hao Ke, you can't live such a life. A life not created by your own hands is not worth living." Guan Shaopeng couldn't help it, and commented.

"Hey, but I created my life with my own hands. My job and husband are all found by myself. I earn my own living. Do you mean that?" Hao Ke asked back innocently.

"But...he can't be nice to you all the time!" Guan Shaopeng said.

"Guan Shaopeng, there is something wrong with your thinking. If you can't find a wife like this, you won't be able to have a son to inherit your mantle in the society." Hao Ke raised his eyebrows.

Speaking of this, everyone couldn't help giggling. Guan Shaopeng felt the gun and stick in Hao Ke's words. Only then did he realize that Hao Ke is not an elementary school teacher who can be manipulated by him. Being low-key is just too lazy to talk to him.

So, Hao Ke suddenly started to hate him, did he really live such a life, or did he make it up to hate him?

Thinking of this, Guan Shaopeng showed a smile: "Hao Ke, you made up the truth, I almost believed it, you are not the kind of person who will get married early at all!"

"Oh?" Hao Ke pretended to be willing to hear more about it.

"I just know." Guan Shaopeng said, "I heard you reject the girl in the class next door when you were in college. You said that you have no interest in dating and getting married."

Hao Ke chuckled, unexpectedly, Guan Shaopeng knew him quite well: "Can you take it seriously when you were in college?"

"Then why didn't you fall in love and got married all of a sudden without telling any of us? It must be a lie." Guan Shaopeng was unexpectedly stubborn on this point.

At this time, the door of the box opened.

Professor Wu was standing in front of the door. He obviously heard the conversation just now, and said with a smile: "How is it impossible? Let me testify that Hao Ke did not lie, did he, Xiao Ling?"

Everyone looked up to the door, and saw Professor Wu standing with a tall and handsome man who didn't look like a real person.

Xiaocao and Yunzi gasped again.

He stifled the screaming abruptly.

It's this person, the super handsome guy they saw watching Hao Ke enter the restaurant on the side of the road, that's this person!

Now that I see it with my own eyes, I feel even more shocked!

Among these people, the one who was most surprised was none other than Hao Ke.

Hao Ke never expected that one day he would see Professor Wu and Ling Xu standing together? ?

How did these two people know each other?

"Sit down first, I see that the food is coming, Xiao Ling, sit next to Hao Ke, and you can eat together." Professor Wu smiled and pulled a chair for Ling Xu. Ling Xu was not polite, and sat directly on Hao Ke. But beside him, he smiled slightly at him.

Hao Ke felt his hair stand on end for a while. Professor Wu and Ling Xu couldn't have heard everything he said just now, right?

He has a husband for one mouthful, oh my god, this will make people die, let's leave the earth overnight.

Hao Ke is such a low-key and cautious person, so he managed to show off at the class reunion once, pretending to be the lady of the mysterious handsome guy's family, but was caught by the mysterious handsome guy.

Hao Ke buried his head in front of the teacup, hoping that the mouth of the cup would be big enough for him to put the ostrich head in, so that he wouldn't be afraid even if his butt was exposed.

This meal was tasteless.

However, the strange thing is that the students didn't ask any more questions when they saw the Lord appeared, as if they were all shocked by Ling Xu's underworld godfather temperament.

Even Guan Shaopeng has become a low-key and talkative gourd.

"Hao Ke, do you still remember that you helped me with a sociology project when you were in school?" Professor Wu asked with a smile.

"Of course I remember." Hao Ke raised his head and replied, "At that time, what I did with my brothers and sisters was just the tip of the iceberg. I did some superficial work. I don't know what the final result of this project will be."

"Don't be humble, you helped me a lot and I got an unexpected surprise." Professor Wu said, "Now this project has made new progress. After dinner, can you go to the parking lot with me? I'll explain it to you in detail, and I may still need your help."

Hao Ke was surprised, but he didn't expect that Professor Wu would ask him for help.

In the past, in order to make money quickly, he rejected Professor Wu's kindness, and went to S City No. [-] Middle School as a teacher as soon as he graduated.

Now that I think about it, I feel that I am sorry for Professor Wu.

Unexpectedly, Professor Wu was willing to ask him to do a project. He felt ashamed and happy: "Of course, of course I am willing!"

Next, the two talked about some interesting things when they were working on the project, and they got along very well.

At the dinner table, it was Hao Ke and Professor Wu who talked the most, and everyone else was eating in silence, sneaking glances at Ling Xu from time to time.

After lunch, Hao Ke followed Professor Wu down to the underground garage.

Ling Xu said to go out to buy something, so when he walked in front of Professor Wu's car, there were only Hao Ke and Professor Wu.

Professor Wu went all the way to the trunk, turned around, and asked Hao Ke with a smile: "Why, don't you have anything to ask me?"

"Ah, this..." Hao Ke hesitated for a moment, but still asked out his doubts, "How did Professor Wu know Ling Xu?"

"Xiao Ling? Because he is a member of the Demon Management Bureau." Professor Wu said with a face of course, "So I recognize it. Although I am not familiar with it, I have heard from Wan Jianguo."

Hao Ke was shocked.

Professor Wu actually knew Wan Jianguo!

What is this operation.

Suddenly, the seemingly irrelevant people around him broke the boundaries of the field one by one and became old acquaintances!

"By the way, let's talk about the new progress of this project." Professor Wu's expression became serious, and Hao Ke couldn't help following his rhythm, correcting his attitude, abandoning those miscellaneous thoughts, and preparing to listen to the serious business.

"Professor Wu, please tell me."

"Four years ago, I asked you to record some videos on designated topics, mainly showing common human social behaviors, do you still remember?" Professor Wu said.

"Remember." Hao Ke nodded.

"Do you still remember what video you have recorded?" Professor Wu asked.

"I have recorded... traffic codes of conduct, including crossing the road, watching traffic lights, and walking on zebra crossings." Hao Ke recalled.

"Well, what else is the subject?"

"Festive custom themes, including birthdays, New Years, Valentine's Day... Ah, this is recorded by my senior sister, because I don't have a date." Hao Ke laughed.

Recalling the experience of recording these videos at the beginning, Hao Ke felt warm in his heart. As a very simple part of a major project, these small videos showing human social behavior made Hao Ke re-understand the beauty of life, the fireworks in the world, All kinds of life are composed of such basic living units one after another. Everyone will experience these basic things from birth to growth.

"Now you have it." Professor Wu said with a smile, "We are going to record some advanced theme videos, which are relatively rare behaviors in life, but very important."

"What is it?" Hao Ke asked worriedly, "Is it something I have experienced?"

"It's what you're about to experience." Professor Wu said, "The theme of this video is surprise. I installed the camera in the car. Now, you stand in front of the trunk and press this button on the car key to open the trunk. I ask you to treat everything you see with the most authentic reaction, without any pretense, understand? Just like the principles we set when shooting videos before."

"Okay." Hao Ke agreed.

He was slightly nervous, standing still in front of the trunk, guessing what "surprise" he would see.

However, if it is a surprise, shouldn't it be prepared in advance?Why did Professor Wu tell him in advance?

Hao Ke was thinking wildly when Professor Wu handed him the car keys.

Hao Ke took the car keys, looked down for the button to open the trunk, and then he pressed it.

The trunk opened slowly, and Hao Ke saw a lot of ribbons. He began to search for the camera subconsciously, but he couldn't find it.

Oops, his reaction must have been stiff, this topic video might be over.

Suddenly, a strange thing appeared in Hao Ke's vision.

A pair of leather shoes, two legs.

There's someone in the trunk!

When the trunk was fully opened, the long-armed and long-legged guy turned out from inside, wearing a ribbon all over his body, and looked at Hao Ke with burning eyes.

Hao Ke's eyes widened in surprise: "Ling Xu, what are you doing here?"

Ling Xu didn't answer him, but smiled, and suddenly got short, kneeling in front of Hao Ke on one knee.

Hao Ke lowered his head, not understanding why he suddenly knelt down, and a strange guess even flashed in his mind, could it be that his shoelaces were untied?

Ling Xu raised his head, held up a crimson velvet box, opened the lid easily with his long fingers, and turned towards Hao Ke: "Hao Ke, I want... to be with you forever, but you are afraid that the time will be too long for you." After a long time, let's sign a 100-year contract first, shall we?"

Hao Ke's mind went blank, and he looked at Ling Xu in surprise.

"Let's get married like humans, shall we?" Ling Xu stared at Hao Ke intently.

That feeling came again, he obviously owns a universe, but he only looks at you alone.

Hao Ke felt weak all over, the blood flow hit the periosteum, the heart beat rapidly, and his cheeks began to heat up.

"I love you, Hao Ke." Ling Xu said, "Nothing will detract from this love, not even time, my little cake, I love you."

Ling Xu uttered a series of words all at once, which was a bit awkward, but to Hao Ke's ears, it was as sweet as the sounds of nature.

He thought that he would be afraid of this moment, would escape, would dodge.

However, when this moment really came, he realized that he was looking forward to it so much and was so happy.

"I am willing, Ling Xu, I love you too." Hao Ke took Ling Xu's hand.

There was a gleam in Ling Xu's eyes, he rushed up, hugged Hao Ke from the ribs, and held him tightly in his arms.

Golden roses fell like rain, and the petals fell on the heads and shoulders of the two of them.

Professor Wu watched from the side, coughed lightly, took out the black domain held in his palm, and released one on the spot.

Surprises are enough surprises, but it is enough for two people to be happy. Don't make too much noise and disturb the social order.

If you want to talk about why Professor Wu knows about the Demon Control Bureau and Wan Jianguo.

In fact, there is nothing strange about this matter.

Because... Every monster has to take a test before entering human society.

That's right, it is the "Human Society Access Card".

Before taking this certificate, they have to watch a half-year-long video, which tells all aspects of human society.

The editor of that video is Professor Wu Yansen, a leading figure in education.

Four years ago, in the cake shop, Professor Wu Yansen wanted to find a young man who had a birthday to shoot a birthday-themed video.

Then, he saw the college student in a beige sweater walk in.

Unlike other birthday people, this college student did not look happy, and his eye sockets were even red, as if he had just cried.

Professor Wu Yansen is very curious. The contradiction between emotion and behavior can always arouse his interest. Why is a birthday person so sad, so sad, but he still wants to celebrate his birthday, and why?

On the same day, Professor Wu Yansen found the name and class of the college student, and asked the students he brought to invite him to take a birthday video.

Wu Yansen's name is still very useful. After the video was shot, it was sent to him.

However, his students seemed a little embarrassed.

The student told him that the filming of this video should have failed.

Because no one feels that bad about their birthday, it's not normal human behavior, and recording it on video could have a misleading effect.

However, after watching this video, Wu Yansen compiled it into the introductory teaching video for monsters.

Two years later, a monster who had just descended from the mountain had no interest in the red tape of the human world. He thought, maybe he could eat a person directly, and then become him, and no one would ever find out, so he didn't have to go through any troubles exam.

In the process of fast-forwarding and watching the video, one boring day after another passed, until a certain video called "Birthday" appeared on the screen.

A little human with red eyes and short wispy hair was sitting in front of a table on which stood a cream cake with elaborate decorations around it and a red cherry on top.

This is the most common style. After watching so many similar videos, the big monster knows that this is a birthday celebration. Human beings will make a special trip to commemorate this boring day. The content is the same. Write their short survival years on the cake Come on, sing some nasty songs, and eat the cake.

However, the human in front of him didn't look happy.

The big monster tilted his head curiously, and changed the playback speed to normal while eating the frozen meat in the refrigerator.

"This is a birthday-themed video," the human said to the screen, he wiped his eyes, and a blush appeared on his fair cheeks, looking fragile and pitiful, but he still smiled at the screen, "But , It’s not my birthday, it’s a birthday cake for my grandma, thank her...thank her for celebrating my birthday every year for the past nine years, now, it’s my turn to celebrate her birthday.”

Then, the human sang the off-key song to the screen.

"Grandma, happy birthday to you." The human stood up and stretched out his hand in front of him, as if he had turned off something.

But the video doesn't stop.

The human was stunned for a while, and then he said to himself: "But...you didn't wait until I celebrated your birthday...why, is it because it's hard to stay one more day...?"

He threw himself on the table and began to cry.

I can't see that delicate and miserable face anymore.

Only the thin shoulders were still trembling.

This video lasted for an hour.

The big monster just watched it in front of the screen for an hour.

Later, he watched it for many hours, watching it obsessively, and he even heard "I am the only one left now" "What should I do if I have no money" from a certain grunt in the middle...

Humans are really weird.The big monster thought, although he has such a thin body, he can cry for so long.

won't he be thirsty?Crying for so long, is it because the person named grandma is very important to him?Who is grandma?One by one, it's a relative, I found it.

He was celebrating his relative's birthday, but his relative was gone. It sounded like they depended on each other for life. From then on, he was the only one left in the world.

The big monster somehow understood this feeling.

When he looked at the human with red eyes and cream-like thin skin, he couldn't help but want to reach out and touch him. His fingers touched the screen, and it was cold.

The real little cake should be warm.

The big monster thought.

Many years later, the big monster has gained full qualifications as a human being.

He hugged his little cake, feeling soft and warm.

He wanted his little cake, and would only cry out of joy in the future, and never hide and cry by himself for so long again.

"Hao Ke, can we get a certificate like a human?"

"Idiot, it's recording, please don't say 'like a human' anymore? If this is invalid, I will vomit blood."

"What video? There is no video."

"what?"

The author has something to say: Thank you Yueyong for mine x1~

So far the full text is over, the dug holes have been filled up, Teacher Hao and the big monster will live happily and happily~

Thank you for your company all the time, love you, Bobo!