Ling Sirui's parents in class two of the third year are a bit strange

As a calm young man who saw Ling Xu jumping from the sixth floor, kicking and beating people, Liu Du didn't change his face.

Hao Ke, the defense is broken.

The moment he saw the little black skirt hanging on the tall man's waist, his eyes went dark!

Hao Ke swayed twice before he stood up. He usually lives a strict and conservative life, and his work as a teacher does not allow him to be a little bit out of line in dressing, and he has to take on the task of regulating the students in the class Therefore, Hao Ke can't stand those people who dress up in strange clothes, and he especially doesn't like watching videos of fake girls in short video software.

Of course, Ling Xu can't be considered a fake mother at all.

How should I say this, at most it belongs to the category of ghosts and animals.

"Forgot to take it off." Ling Xu explained blankly, and then, he tore off the tattered little skirt from his body, and the fabric was in his hands, as easy as pulling toilet paper, "Chi" "Chi" "After a few strokes, only a boxer inner pocket was left on Ling Xu's body.

"You, wait a minute, I'm going to buy you a suit, what size do you buy?" Hao Ke hurriedly looked away.

"Huh?" Ling Xu hesitated, "I don't know."

It's no surprise at all.

Hao Ke picked up Ling Xu's suit jacket and shirt from the sofa, and took a look. They were custom-made without a size.

This is how to do?

Now I can’t wear pants, so I can’t let people go out with bare legs. Girls wear coats, and their legs are exposed underneath, but a big man, dressed like this, will be treated as a pervert and call the police when he goes out. .

"How about this, I'll measure it for you, get a similar number, and then go downstairs to buy a pair of suit trousers, the color is similar, you put on a coat and go back, and no one will notice." Hao Ke said.

"it is good."

Hao Ke walked around the sofa, came to the cabinet, and took out the tape measure.

Ling Xu stood where he was, watching Hao Ke walk from one side to the other, and then back again.

Hao Ke walked up to him, raised his head, and said, "Stand up straight and don't move around."

"Okay." Ling Xu stretched out his arms, raised his chest and raised his head.

This is how the staff of the high-end clothing store measured him last time.

"You don't need to measure your upper body, just stand up straight." Hao Ke bent down, pulled out the tape measure, stepped on one end with his foot, then lifted it up, gestured to the height of Ling Xu's waist, and wrote down a number.

Then, he turned behind Ling Xu and measured the length of his trousers.

"That's almost the number." Hao Ke reported two numbers and put away the tape measure.

"Measuring finished?" Ling Xu asked, "So soon?"

"Yes." Hao Ke put away the tape measure.

"No, it's not like this." Ling Xu took Hao Ke's hand.

It was the first time that Hao Ke was questioned about his ability to buy clothes, but by a big monster with no life experience. He couldn't help being a little unconvinced: "Then how do you measure it, that's how it is!"

"You didn't measure your waist and legs." Ling Xu suddenly pointed out Hao Ke's loopholes professionally.

"Uh, we're not buying custom-made suits. Your figure is very standard, as long as you know the length." Hao Ke explained.

The first time Ling Xu showed his life experience in front of Hao Ke, he couldn't help but want to show more, so he further pointed out Hao Ke's unprofessionalism:

"You didn't ask me if I was left or right."

Eh? ? ?

Hao Ke's face suddenly turned red.

Why should he know such a thing?

He doesn't want to know!

"It was asked by the clothes store," Ling Xu said, "Don't you want to know?"

"I don't want to." Hao Ke replied bluntly.

"Okay." Ling Xu still didn't let Hao Ke go, "You made a mistake just now."

"..." Hao Ke felt that Ling Xu was looking for something to do.

"Measure again, the legs are long." Ling Xu said in a deep voice.

"Don't make trouble." Hao Ke shook off Ling Xu's hands one by one.

The two were chatting away when Hao Ke's cell phone rang suddenly.

Hao Ke was startled, and rushed to reach for the mobile phone on the coffee table. Ling Xu pulled the tape measure out of his hand, and then let go of him.

Hao Ke picked up the phone and saw that it was Professor Hao calling.

What is Professor Hao doing on the phone at this time? It can't be to invite him to have a New Year's Eve dinner tomorrow, right?

"Hello?" Hao Ke answered the phone.

"Hao Ke, what are you doing?" Professor Hao asked in a surprisingly patient voice.

"Staying at home, doing nothing." Hao Ke said.

At this time, a tall figure appeared in front of him, pulled out the tape measure in front of him, and wrapped it around his waist.

"It's not like this, you have to suppress the zero scale." Hao Ke instructed Ling Xu.

"Is there someone at home?" Professor Hao immediately regained his spirits, "Is it Miss Ling?"

Hao Ke glanced at Ling Xu, compared him to silence, then turned around, took two steps, and said to the phone: "Does it have something to do with you?"

"Why do you talk like this, I ask what's wrong?"

"Didn't you just say that everyone does not violate the river water, so don't bother anyone?"

"Hao Ke! I care about you!" Professor Hao became angry, "Don't be ignorant of good and evil!"

"Then don't worry about it. Go care about Pei Wenyu and wish your family happiness." Hao Ke hung up the phone with a snap.

Hao Ke turned around, put the phone in his pocket casually, and saw that Ling Xu was still grabbing the innocent tape measure, but he couldn't rub it together, and even twisted the tape measure into twists.

Why!his hand!so stupid!

Hao Ke rushed up and grabbed the tape measure: "Let go first."

Ling Xu raised his hands.

Hao Ke returned from the state of the Mobius ring to the normal state. During this period, he almost hugged Ling Xu's waist. He lowered his eyes, carefully found the zero scale, pressed it on Ling Xu's abdominal muscles, and then touched it from the other side. Pull out a long tape measure and point it together.

At this time, the mobile phone rang again unconsciously.

Hao Ke was taken aback, and said to Ling Xu: "You can check how much it is."

Ling Xu reached out and took the tape measure.

Hao Ke took out his mobile phone and saw that it belonged to his aunt this time.

It's weird, how come this group of people are like a relay, I'll call you after you call?

"Hello, auntie?"

"Hao Ke, you're home. I heard from your dad that you went back with Miss Ling? That's right. Your dad is a little impatient. He just can't change his temper. He's used to giving orders at school. Don't be too loose In my heart."

Hao Ke frowned, and pressed Ling Xu's fidgeting hand: "Don't turn it over, pull it straight."

Ling Xu moved his hands along the other side, but the zero scale fell off.

Hao Ke: "..."

Hao Ke: "You are so stupid!"

Auntie:?

Auntie: "Hello? Hello? Hao Ke? Are you listening?"

Hao Ke hurried back to the phone: "Ah, I'm listening, Auntie, I'm a little busy here, just tell me if you have anything to do."

The aunt laughed: "It's good to be busy, it's like this, we want to know what kind of family Miss Ling is? What do her parents do?"

Hao Ke hesitated.

He bent down, picked up the dropped end of the zero scale, put one hand on Ling Xu's waist, and put the phone between his neck and shoulders with the other: "Ah... well."

"Is it inconvenient to say?" Auntie's spirit of gossip was burning, "Isn't it an ordinary family?"

Hao Ke thought for a while: "Well, you can also say that."

"Understandable! Understandable!" Auntie strikes while the iron is hot, "Is it possible to meet each other? If you plan to get married, the parents of the other party should also want to see their in-laws, right?"

Hao Ke was taken aback for a moment, why is this all about getting married?

Didn't it appear that the Hao family was so happy about their marriage?

"I don't have any plans for now," Hao Ke subconsciously scratched his fingers on Ling Xu, "If I really plan to get married, I will find my mother."

"Why?" Auntie was surprised.

At this time, dissatisfied discussions from the Hao family members came from the phone. Obviously, the aunt turned on the speakerphone, and everyone over there could hear it.

Of course, Hao Ke could also hear what they were talking about.

When the Hao family talked about Hao Ke's mother, they always showed contempt, incompatibility and all kinds of belittling in unison.

However, at this moment, Hao Ke is no longer the student who was rubbed and rounded by others.

"Do you know why I didn't call you? Because you are not worthy! Scolding my mother in front of me? What are you!" Hao Ke sneered, "The phone number with the surname Hao has been blocked, and I will change my surname with my mother when I get home. "

After finishing speaking, Hao Ke hung up the phone with a "snap" and fell on the sofa in anger.

Seeing this, Ling Xu patted him on the back.

"Don't touch me! I'm on fire!" Hao Ke lost his temper and glared at Ling Xu, "You too, you can't even hold a ruler!"

Ling Xu didn't argue with Hao Ke, but just looked at him innocently.

Hao Ke felt sad again, the poor big monster, how much he had suffered because of his weird temper, and what is the difference between him losing his temper like this and his grandma, thinking about his grandfather with a bad heart, he endured a lot silently, until Old age is all revealed.

Hao Ke lowered his head, pulled the measuring tape again, and put it around Ling Xu's waist: "Sorry, it's my fault..."

Ling Xu held his shoulders and stroked his back with his palms.

"Don't be like this, it's going to be wrong." Hao Ke's body began to tremble, and the tape measure in his hand gradually became uncontrollable.

Ling Xu pinched his upper arm and rubbed his fingers on the inside of his upper arm. Hao Ke shuddered for a while, his body softened involuntarily, and he took a step back. His calf bumped against the foot of the sofa, and he lost his balance and sat on the armrest of the sofa. .

Ling Xu leaned down, kissed Hao Ke's forehead, then his cheek, the corners of his lips, and finally held the back of his neck, sucking the sweet juice from his lips.

The two had never had such a deep kiss before. Hao Ke held onto Ling Xu's arm in fear, his body fell backwards under Ling Xu's pressure, and fell into the sofa unconsciously.

Hao Ke never thought that he would do such a thing with the parents of his classmates in a rented house!

For two years, the sofa that has been used to "sit" and the bed that has been used to "sleep" are suddenly endowed with new functions.

The familiar living environment is full of solemn memories everywhere, but they are completely destroyed one by one at this moment!

Hao Ke buried his face in the pillow.

what to do!He will live here for half a year!

Now he couldn't help but think of the wooden relief on the armrest of the sofa, a bear pattern on the bed sheet, and those dizzying spotlights on the wall next to the stairs.

He will never be able to face these "normal" things in the future!

Hao Ke has a little understanding of why people like to go to hotels instead of their own homes. The feeling of being invaded by this kind of living environment is very strange, and he will recall the senses at that time every moment in the future.

Although Ling Xu was very gentle and restrained, he didn't force Hao Ke to do anything beyond his physical limit, and the two just helped each other.

However, for the conservative Mr. Hao, this is the third post-disaster reconstruction of his Three Views.

The 1.5-meter small bed is now bearing a passenger load it should not have been able to bear.

Hao Ke moved a little, and the bed made a creaking protest.

The man behind tightened his arms and pulled him back into his arms.

Hao Ke pursed his lips, thinking that some things are better said directly.

"That..." Hao Ke said with difficulty, "Ling Xu, can't your bone shrinking function be used in a designated place?"

Ling Xu:?