Ling Sirui's parents in class two of the third year are a bit strange

While Grandma Hao Ke was ordering, Hao Ke introduced the people on the table to Ling Xu.

Ling Xu stared at everyone.

When Pei Wenyu was introduced, Pei Wenyu stretched his neck and winked at Ling Xu for a while.

Ling Xu had no expression on his face, and asked, "Is this the strange brother who wants to live in our house?"

Hao Ke was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that Ling Xu was talking about what happened in the corridor that day, so he couldn't help laughing, and quickly held back.

Pei Wenyu was embarrassed immediately, and muttered with displeasure on his face: "Brother Hao Ke, why are you so stingy, you have to tell Miss Sister if you are joking."

"Hey, are you joking?" Hao Ke said with a smile, "Who was the person who insisted on asking me for the key in the corridor that day? The neighbors heard the commotion, and it wasn't me. If you want to hide it, you can hide it."

The implication is, I don’t need to tell you, the fact that you performed by yourself is known to all the neighbors, and my girlfriend has heard of it too. It’s too late for you to joke now. .

"I'm really joking. It's fine if outsiders don't know. Brother Hao Ke, don't you know? Why don't you clarify for me." Pei Wenyu still wanted to play a rogue.

"But I don't think it's funny. Next time, you should work harder to make me find it funny, so I can explain your joke to others." Hao Ke replied.

Pei Wenyu was speechless.

"Wenyu, don't say a few words. Now it's you Hao Ke who brought his girlfriend to meet the parents. The parents haven't asked yet. Why are you talking so much?" Auntie Pei picked up the teapot and poured water for Pei Wenyu, "Drink some Water, you can't keep your mouth idle."

When Aunt Pei said this, she brought the focus back to the topic of "Hao Ke brought his girlfriend home to meet his parents".

Professor Hao cleared his throat and asked, "Hao Ke, I was in the ward just now and didn't pay attention to the introduction. Now you can introduce this Ms. Ling. How long have you known each other? What is Ms. Ling doing now?"

Hao Ke hesitated for a moment, then looked at Ling Xu.

If you make it up, will there be any mistakes later, and if you tell the truth, to what extent?

Just such a hesitation, Pei Wenyu next to him seemed to have discovered some new land, and teased with a smile: "No way, brother Hao Ke, these are basic questions, didn't you all get the answers right before you came?"

"Let me tell." Ling Xu was silent for a moment, and said, "We met last September. I am a civil servant and work in a confidential unit. It is inconvenient to disclose the content of my work."

"Oh, so you're a civil servant." Professor Hao is quite satisfied with the job. "It's not easy to be admitted as a civil servant in S City. Then which school did you graduate from? How many years have you worked?"

Hao Ke suddenly broke into a sweat. Professor Hao is most interested in where people go to school.

"Same school as Hao Ke, graduated earlier than him." Ling Xu insisted on fooling around.

"So, you are older than Hao Ke?" Professor Hao felt a little uncomfortable, it seemed that Miss Ling was quite mature.

"Yes." Ling Xu said, "I will take care of him."

As he spoke, Ling Xu held Hao Ke's hand.

Hao Ke's face suddenly became hot.

Usually it's just fine, but now surrounded by a circle of relatives, with Ling Xu like this, he really wants to dig a crack in the ground and get in.

"What about the salary?" Pei Wenyu asked maliciously, "Secret department, it's hard to say what the job is, how much is the salary per day?"

"Why do you ask this?" Aunt Pei patted Pei Wenyu.

"I just want to know what the price is." Pei Wenyu said with a smile, "The service is good, I will try it next time."

Hao Ke vaguely heard Pei Wenyu's strange tone, so he couldn't help but look up at him.

Pei Wenyu grinned at Hao Ke, as if "I know everything".

"What's wrong with your mouth, cramp?" Hao Ke looked at him in confusion.

"I know your secret, Brother Hao Ke." Pei Wenyu whispered to Hao Ke.

"Then you definitely don't know." Hao Ke sneered.

Knowing that you can still sit here, instead of running away with the shit out of your head, just doesn't fit your persona at all.

"Yeah, you're so confident, just wait for me to expose you." Pei Wenyu muttered angrily.

The two confronted each other in private, but they didn't attract attention. The eyes of others were all on Ling Xu.

"One day's salary?" Ling Xu asked, "I haven't calculated it, our monthly salary is [-]."

"So cheap!" Pei Wenyu said in surprise.

Professor Hao didn't take it seriously: "Civil servants, iron rice bowls, benefits are still possible, and the advantage is stability."

"But this salary is only half of the per capita salary in S city. What department pays so little?" The two aunts discussed.

"I see that you are well dressed. How much money is spent on clothes at this salary level?" Grandma Hao Ke asked meanly.

It was also the first time for Hao Ke to hear Ling Xu talk about his salary. Ling Xu's financial situation has always been a mystery to Hao Ke.

However, five thousand a month!

Is Wan Jianghui going a little too far!

It seems that he is so kind to his subordinates, so it is because he treats Ling Xu as a cheap labor force!

"However, there is still a commission for missions." Ling Xu said, "This is more. It should be enough to take care of Hao Ke."

After speaking, Ling Xu turned his head again, nodded to Grandma Hao Ke, and said solemnly: "Are you talking about buying clothes? It doesn't cost much to buy clothes, and I always buy them whenever I want. Only when I buy a house will I think about it. There is no need, it is necessary to buy again."

Everyone gasped and looked at Ling Xu dully, this Miss Ling, why did she speak so violently!

As a first-level professor, Professor Hao is actually quite rich, and he owns more than one apartment, but it is still very difficult to get one in a place like S City.

Everyone was shocked at first, and then felt that it was impossible. This Miss Ling is so young, how can she brag about not drafting?

Hao Ke heard the reason from the sidelines. It turned out that Ling Xu's main source of funds was missions, and their commission for one mission was so high. He only worked for less than half a year, and he earned a luxury house in S City.

So terrifying.

This is a rare talent.

However, they are all from the Public Security Brigade of the Demon Control Bureau, so why doesn't Lu Kun seem so rich?Isn't Lu Kun the captain?Every day, I go out to work conscientiously and come back to write reports. Sometimes I see him, see his face is pale, and he is still working hard, saying that he will save money for the children's extracurricular interest classes.

Hao Ke fell into deep confusion. The salary level of their demon management bureau is really Schrödinger's rich.

At the same time, a dark man in the kitchen wearing an apron washing dishes felt itchy nose and sneezed uncontrollably.

"Hahahaha, Ms. Ling is really humorous." Pei Wenyu couldn't help talking again, "But is this line too outrageous? Don't you do common sense training? How can anyone believe such a line? ?”

"What line?" Professor Hao looked at Pei Wenyu in confusion. Since just now, Pei Wenyu has been saying things he doesn't understand.

"It's the kind of company that rents out girlfriends for a day. Ms. Ling is someone from that kind of company, no wonder the monthly salary is only five thousand. The script is not well written." Pei Wenyu said, "Didn't you see that?" expression, said with great fuss.

"Leasing... one-day girlfriend??" Professor Hao has never been in contact with this field, but he has also read some social news. He heard that in order to cope with the elders' urging marriage, young people nowadays spend money to hire someone to take back during the Chinese New Year. Dealing with his parents, at that time he thought it was a great disrespect, how could there be such an unscrupulous industry, and those young people didn't take their parents' pains to heart at all!

Now, something that I only heard about in social news happened to me.

Professor Hao felt a slap on the face, and his face darkened, as if the dark clouds were thick on the eve of a storm, he stared at Hao Ke with heavy eyes: "Is this true?"

"Brother Hao Ke, I'm sorry, it's not that I want to expose you, it's that the girlfriend you found is not good at acting." Miss Sister is very beautiful, but her mind is not very good."

"Snapped"!

Hao Ke slapped the table with a slap.

"Who do you think is not good at brain? Pei Wenyu, you are not good at your own brain. When you go to school, you ask me which major to take, and when you are looking for a job or an internship, you ask me whether our school accepts people. You even ask me to buy a house." Help you pay attention to the leak, am I your mother or your father, and I want to take care of your silly son in all aspects?"

Hao Ke suddenly sprayed, which interrupted Professor Hao's anger. Professor Hao couldn't help but get stuck, and other relatives also looked at Hao Ke in surprise.

The gentle and quiet Hao Ke, who has always been obedient and has no complaints, even vomited at Pei Wenyu at such a gathering of relatives.

And every sentence was on point, the words were sharp, the sarcasm was precise, and a series of sprays did not get stuck, but Pei Wenyu, who had been dancing all the time, was stupid.

Hao Ke has endured it for a long time, Ma Dan, he is a Taoist teacher Hao, won the prize in the school debate competition, and never hesitates to speak in public, but he has been enduring this Pei Wenyu in order to save some face for Professor Hao.

Now it is Pei Wenyu who is looking for trouble, and dares to scold Ling Xu for his poor brain. Hao Ke feels that it is time for Pei Wenyu's own brain to find a correct position.

Hao Ke will help him sober up now.

"I heard that you changed seven or eight girlfriends in college, do you still have time to study? Isn't it amazing to change seven or eight girlfriends? Isn't it just being changed seven or eight times! The male publicist in the club Performance is better than yours."

"Brother, Brother Hao Ke, how can you, how can you talk like that!" Pei Wenyu was aggrieved.

"Is what I said wrong? Didn't you insult my girlfriend first? Do you understand the one who teases first?" After Hao Ke finished speaking, he took Ling Xu's hand and said to the people present, "Let me introduce formally, this is My partner, who dares to say a bad word about him, don't blame me for turning my face."

Professor Hao's question suddenly stuck in his throat. Originally, he wanted to strike first, but Hao Ke seemed to be more fierce than him.

"Look at what you said, we're not doing well," Grandma Hao Ke murmured, and whispered to Aunt Pei, "This is a typical example of having a daughter-in-law and forgetting your mother."

"Grandma, please make it clear that when your son marries a wife, let me get out if I don't accept it. What's the matter, I haven't said anything today, or I will learn from him? Whoever doesn't like my partner will tell you Get out, don't dawdle in front of my eyes, understand?" After Hao Ke said this, he even scolded Professor Hao and Aunt Pei, but they had nothing to say.

"Retribution, this is all retribution." Grandma Hao Ke whispered.

"It's retribution, grandma, you summed it up correctly." Hao Ke continued to say.

The sudden release of himself made Hao Ke feel very good. Originally, he wanted to leave after scolding, but now, he didn't want to leave. He wanted to finish the meal, so Ling Xu couldn't be hungry, and he I also want to see how these relatives are speechless.

At this time, the door of the private room opened, and dishes were served on the table one by one.

Hao Ke set the chopsticks and spoons for Ling Xu, unceremoniously picked up the plate of meat and vegetables, put them into Ling Xu's bowl, and said as he moved: "You eat first, eat in public, don't pick up the dishes that others have picked up. , unhygienic, if you want to eat something, just put it in your own bowl when you come up, you know?"

Ling Xu didn't have any concept of etiquette in interpersonal communication. It was always his impoliteness that caused him to be beaten by Hao Ke. Give him the meat and vegetables.

Ling Xu naturally had no objection, as soon as the meat dishes came, he would lower his head to eat the meat, and becoming a girl did not affect his eating speed.

Under everyone's surprised eyes, most of the plates of meat and vegetables were wiped away, and when they turned to them, only a little bit remained.

After a meal, everyone felt very hungry.

The waiter removed the empty plates, marveling at the family's appetites.

There was silence in the box.

Everyone lowered their heads, only Hao Ke raised his head high, and glanced at these relatives who used to ignore his feelings and criticize him.

It seems that ignoring the feelings of these people, these people will be concerned about Hao Ke's feelings instead?

"Is there anything else you want to ask?" Hao Ke asked, "If you don't have anything to ask, let's end it."

"Cough, there is one more question." Professor Hao raised his hand for a while, and put it down quickly. He only asks such polite questions when he holds an academic conference. At this time, he subconsciously made such a move again.

"Say."

"Is Ms. Ling really planning to live with my son?" Professor Hao looked at Ms. Ling, "Hao Ke is just an ordinary person, but Ms. Ling doesn't look very ordinary. Ms. Ling, you are sure about Hao Ke's family situation. I also saw that this is how it is now, Hao Ke and I have formed new families, and we will not spend too much energy on Hao Ke."

That means, whether you are a fake girlfriend or a real one, don't expect your previous life to take care of you, and don't make any fools, thinking that your previous life will take care of you.

Now they each have a new family, just take care of themselves.

"That's great, just take care of yourself." Hao Ke nodded.

"Miss Ling, what's your opinion?" Professor Hao stared at Ling Xu, he insisted that Ling Xu show an attitude now, so as to save him trouble later.

"I will take good care of Hao Ke, you can rest assured." Ling Xu nodded slightly.

"Hey, what I mean, Miss Ling doesn't seem to fully understand. Miss Ling's consumption concept seems to be very unusual, and she doesn't seem to be a budget-conscious person. Since Hao Ke likes you, we don't have any opinions. Our concept is I take care of my own affairs, I met once today, even if it’s a formality, and this process has passed, it doesn’t mean that we have established any economic relationship.” Professor Hao paused, he felt that today is really very important. No face, Hao Ke also let him down very much, in this case, he has to make it clear, let the two people understand that they don't want to get a penny of financial support from him, "I don't want to receive any debt collection calls in the future, Or any request for borrowing money under the name of either of you, I will never pay attention to it, understand?"

Hao Ke couldn't help but sneered: "Professor Hao, please take care of your own home first, and don't let strange people ask me for the house key, okay?"

"Of course not, this kind of thing will never happen in the future, I promise." Professor Hao said seriously, "So, I hope you can also give me a guarantee."

"Then you can rest assured, the two of us begging along the street will not ask you for a dime!" Hao Ke said coldly.

"I won't let Hao Ke beg on the street." Ling Xu took out his mobile phone and put it on the table. He seemed to have misunderstood what Professor Hao meant, and said solemnly, "If Hao Ke is willing to form a contract with me...marry , I can give him my sapphire."

Everyone's eyes widened, Lan Bao?Isn't that a payment software?

Normally, you hand in your salary card. Have you never heard of handing in a blue treasure?Isn't that a coin purse?

"Ha, Ms. Ling is so humorous, what do you care about the few cents in the blue treasure—" Hao Ke's aunt sat next to Ling Xu, looking at Ling Xu's mobile phone while talking.

Suddenly, she choked.

However, Dagu's sense of presence has never been strong, and no one has noticed her reaction at all.

The others couldn't help laughing again, Pei Wenyu started to say that Hao Ke's girlfriend was not good at speaking, Professor Hao looked unhappy, thinking that Miss Ling was mocking him.

"Hao Ke, what's the matter with your girlfriend? Why can't you understand people's words? What I mean is that our two families will not have any economic relations in the future. If you owe debts outside, don't come to me to pay it! You are not stubborn Well, if you are stubborn, don’t ask your parents for money!" Professor Hao knocked on the table.

"That's right, if you have money, you might as well give it to Wenyu. Wenyu is a good boy who knows how to repay you." Aunt Pei fanned the flames.

"Dad, I promise that when you retire, I will take you on a trip every year! I will visit you every week!" Pei Wenyu began to write empty promises, which he is best at.

At this time, Hao Ke's aunt suddenly started coughing crazily!

It's like being choked by something, and I'm about to suffocate!