Ling Sirui's parents in class two of the third year are a bit strange

In this way, Hao Ke took the Ling family father and son back home, went to the supermarket to buy enough steaks, and prepared a sumptuous birthday dinner for them.

After a full meal, Hao Ke took out the fat blue cake, put in candles, put a birthday crown on Ling Sirui, and sang the birthday song while clapping.

In this joyous atmosphere, Ling Sirui made a wish and blew out the candles.

"This is the happiest birthday I've ever had!" Ling Sirui stretched out his hands and said excitedly, "What are we going to do next? Teacher Hao, let's watch a movie!"

"Okay, what movie are you watching?" Hao Ke poked a lump of cream with a big fork.

"Watch that mathematician's movie, I saw that the video website is online!" Ling Sirui said, turning around.

Hao Ke patted the cream from the big fork on Ling Sirui's forehead, and then wiped it on his face twice.

"Hey!" Ling Sirui scratched his nose and puffed up his cheeks when he saw a lump of cream in his hand, "Why did Mr. Hao put cream on my face?"

"Because birthday people should be smeared with cream." Hao Ke said with a smile.

At this time, Ling Xu held up the whole plate of cake and put it on Ling Sirui's face.

Hao Ke:! ! !

Ling Sirui: QAQ!

"Happy birthday to you." Ling Xu said solemnly, and turned the cake around Ling Sirui's face.

The cake fell off Ling Sirui's face and landed on the table in front of him.

Ling Sirui's mouth was pulled down, and he was about to burst into tears.

Hao Ke hurriedly wiped his neck and body with tissue paper.

"Ah Ling Xu, you bastard!" Ling Sirui shook his legs in anger.

"Ling Sirui, don't talk to Dad like that." Hao Ke squeezed Ling Sirui's little hand, and handed him a clean tissue, "Wipe it yourself."

Ling Sirui held his breath, somehow, Teacher Hao's memory should have been erased, why is he still subtly standing by Ling Xu's side? ?

Maybe it was his illusion!

At ten o'clock in the evening, the father and son of the Ling family sat on the sofa after eating and drinking.

In order to avoid unnecessary conflicts between them, Hao Ke sat between them.

The TV turns on and the movie starts.

This movie tells the story of a schoolmaster how to have a good career and love, and how to embrace a beautiful woman.

There are a lot of pretentious and face-slapping scenes in the middle, Ling Sirui is fascinated by watching.

The one-and-a-half-hour movie is over, and Ling Sirui's movie-watching experience can be said to be perfect. After watching this movie, he is even more determined to be a top student.

In human society, it is impossible to make money by force like Ling Xu, you must rely on your brain!

Ling Sirui immediately grabbed Hao Ke and exchanged his movie-watching experience with him.

On the other side, Ling Xu was as quiet as a sculpture.

After Hao Ke finished discussing the plot with Ling Sirui, when he looked back, he found Ling Xu fell asleep sitting up.

His sitting posture is very strange, with his legs crossed together and placed on the sofa.

Moreover, his back was very straight, and at first glance he seemed to be practicing.

"Ling Xu?" Hao Ke lightly poked Ling Xu's arm.

Ling Xu didn't respond.

"Don't worry about him!" Ling Sirui said, "Teacher Hao, let's go take a shower!"

"You go to wash first, I have to open the sofa bed." Hao Ke said.

"Oh." Ling Sirui paused, and said, "Should I sleep on the bed with Teacher Hao?"

"No, you sleep on the sofa with your dad." Hao Ke rubbed Ling Sirui's head.

He can only help him here.

"No!" Ling Sirui hugged Hao Ke's waist and begged, "I want to sleep with Teacher Hao."

"No, your dad is here, you have to sleep with your dad." Hao Ke ruthlessly stripped Ling Sirui off his body.

"Ling Xu will beat me up." Ling Sirui's eyes were full of tears, "Really, he hates me very much now, and wants me to die."

"Don't be silly, how could it be, he is your father after all." Hao Ke rubbed Ling Sirui's little head, thinking to himself, then you have to reflect on what you did to make him so angry.

Ling Sirui couldn't express his suffering, and couldn't tell Hao Ke, so he could only go to take a bath with a sad face.

Seeing that Xiao Jingdou felt aggrieved, Hao Ke couldn't help but chuckled, propping his chin with one hand, watching Ling Sirui's back into the bathroom.

At this time, a gaze from the side fell on Hao Ke's face.

Hao Ke subconsciously turned his head to look, and saw Ling Xu staring at him.

Hao Ke felt guilty for a moment, thinking, he probably didn't reveal his secrets.

"Are you awake?" Hao Ke asked first.

"Yeah." Ling Xu put his legs down.

"Are you asleep?" Hao Ke couldn't help asking, "I see that your eyes are closed, and you can't wake up even if you poke them."

"It's not over." Ling Xu replied.

"?" What didn't end?

"Are you going to rest?" Ling Xu asked.

"Well, yes, get up, let's pull the sofa away." Hao Ke stood up from the sofa, beckoned Ling Xu to be alone with him, and pulled the sofa cushion forward.

Although Ling Xu didn't understand what he was doing, he still followed his actions.

With a "wow", the sofa bounced away, Ling Xu's expression froze, and he almost exploded a defensive spell.

He secretly withdrew his golden hand, and looked under the sofa with a guilty conscience—the holes were not very obvious, but a piece of cotton wool came out of the middle.

"Okay!" Hao Ke clapped his hands and looked at the sofa that unfolded into a bed. When he bought this sofa, he was fooled by the sales manager, saying that you have a friend who has no place to sleep, so he can sleep on the sofa bed. Hao Ke It made sense after I thought about it, but after I bought it, I realized that I had no friends at all!

Now, the sofa bed finally comes in handy.

Hao Ke felt an inexplicable sense of satisfaction.

He has always been alone in his apartment, and now, he will soon move out of this apartment and live in a small house he bought.

But tonight, Ling Sirui and Ling Xu lived here, which was a fulfillment of a shortcoming. Hao Ke's apartment finally ushered in a lively night.

friend.

It's actually not bad.

If you can't be a lover, Hao Ke is also very happy to be friends with Ling Xu.

Thinking of this, Hao Ke subconsciously looked at Ling Xu.

Ling Xu was also watching him.

Hao Ke felt a heat on his face, why is he always looking at him.

He wanted to secretly and unilaterally look at Ling Xu, but he couldn't do it, and he was bumped into him every time.

"When Ling Sirui comes out later, you can go in and wash up." Hao Ke lowered his eyes, "I'll get you quilts and pillows."

"Okay." Ling Xu replied.

Hao Ke turned around and walked towards the stairs, he could still feel the hot gaze on his back.

Can we really be friends?

In a place Ling Xu couldn't see, Hao Ke took out his phone, opened the photo album, and reviewed the mind map of not making mistakes again.

The mind gradually cooled down.

His eyes stayed on the last one, and his heartstrings moved slightly:

Reason [-]. Does Ling Xu really understand what liking is?

Open edit mode, crop, and crop the bottom one.

Six brain maps become five brain maps.

Hmm... Just looking at the first five is enough.

When it was time to go to bed, the headlights in the house were turned off, and only the street lights outside the window came in, shining faintly into the living room.

Hao Ke slept on the bed on the second floor of the duplex, while Ling Xu and Ling Sirui slept on the sofa in the living room.

The hair that has just been dried is fluffed on the forehead. Hao Ke is lying on his side, looking towards the direction of the stairs. From this angle, he cannot see the sofa in the living room, but only the faint street lights, and the windows are drawn on the roof. shape.

I don't know if Ling Xu and Ling Sirui have slept.

On your first night of vacation, you should have a good rest.

However, Hao Ke couldn't fall asleep anyway.

He put his face on the pillow, and asked himself not to touch the phone no matter what, he had to close his eyes and start to sleep.

However, as soon as he fell into darkness, the scene on the top of the Ferris wheel appeared before his eyes.

The golden-red sunset light shone on Ling Xu's face, painting his edges and corners softly. In his eyes, there was the whole sky and a small self.

"do you love me?"

How can you ask such a foul question.

If it is like last time, ask him if he would like to be with me.

Hao Ke may still have a sense of reason and refuse him.

But ask him if he likes it?

Then, without giving him time to make up nonsense, he confirmed it with his mouth.

Ling Xu's mouth is especially hateful. Since the first time he got out of control in the stage play, he has made his own claims one after another.

However, Hao Ke's rational defense line is strong outside, and he will be defeated at the slightest touch.

It turns out that the taste of kissing is so good.

It feels like the whole world is dizzy, like sinking into sweet honey water.

Hao Ke couldn't help smirking, and covered his head with the quilt.

God, he is already 25, why is he still acting like a junior high school idiot.

Reminisce about the feeling of kissing in your own quilt at night.

The more I thought about it, the more I couldn't sleep, and I even wanted to sit up and see what the people downstairs were doing.

No, absolutely not.

What can you do after seeing it!

If nothing else, just take a look.

Hao Ke turned over again, feeling unbearably hot in winter.

"It must be that the floor heating is turned on too high. I'm going to ask them if it's hot." Hao Ke muttered.

After 1 minute, Hao Ke sat up.

He put on his slippers and walked downstairs.

However, just halfway through, Hao Ke realized something was wrong.

Nobody on the couch!

At first, he thought he was wrong, but when he got closer, he saw that there was really no one there.

"Hey, where are these two people?" Hao Ke ran to the bathroom again, but still couldn't find anyone.

He walked around the room to make sure that the Ling family and his son were not hiding.

"Did you go back?"

Hao Ke was stunned.

Forget it, let's go back, I still feel comfortable sleeping in my own bed.

But not even saying a word is a bit too much.

Hao Ke sat down on the sofa, feeling an inexplicable loss in his heart.

At this time, he saw a small white square on the coffee table.

What is this?

Hao Ke took the small white square in his hand and weighed it. It was very light and about the size of a mobile phone.

Did Ling Xu leave it here?

At the same time, within a certain white field.

Two big monsters that have turned into their original forms are fighting fiercely.

"Boom" one by one, the golden light was shining, and the mature big demon kicked the little white-haired fox, which was half its size, into the air!

"Slap"!

The little white-haired fox fell headlong on the ground, with its face on the ground, its body standing upright, and its big white tail exploded from the pain.

"Puff."

It fell down like a dead dog.

The big fox walked up to the little fox, bent down, and arched it with its pointed nose, signaling it not to pretend to be dead.

The little fox was turned upside down by the big one, with its belly facing up, and its four claws stretched straight up. The big round eyes were now narrowed into a line, and its mouth was tightly closed.

"Roar one by one" the big fox yelled at the little fox who was pretending to be dead.

The little fox didn't move.

The big fox sniffed the air, feeling a little bored, turned around, and swept the little fox with its big tail.

At this moment, the little fox opened his eyes!

Its big eyes rolled around, and it fully observed the surrounding situation, and found that the big fox was sitting with its back facing it, with no defense behind it, and it was time for him to retaliate for grievances and revenge!

That's right, the little fox and the big fox are the original forms of Ling Sirui and Ling Xu.

As big monsters, the two of them don't have as many sleeping needs as humans.

Even if he was idle at night, Ling Xu pulled a white domain and brought Ling Sirui in, and dealt with it according to the family law.

Of course, the Ling family doesn't have a systematic family law, it's all compiled by Ling Xu.

The white domain is different from the black domain in that it is not based on a certain real space, but recreates a space.

Therefore, no matter how you fight here, Hao Ke will not be affected.

However, there is a problem with white fields.

Its marker cannot be carried with you, it can only be placed outside.

So, when Hao Ke came down to look for Ling Sirui and Ling Xu, he didn't find them, but he found the space where they were.

Hao Ke lightly weighed the whiteboard, but it caused violent vibrations in the white space!

Ling Sirui just wanted to sneak attack Ling Xu when he was bounced to the white ceiling.

It watched as Ling Xu's huge back slipped away from his attack range.

Not reconciled, Ling Sirui stretched out his claws, wanting to scratch Ling Xu.

The tip of the claws only had time to hook onto a bunch of fur on Ling Xu's back.

"Snapped"!

The knotted fur was hooked.

The big fox jumped up with a start, looking left and right.

The vibration of the space didn't affect it. Its eyes caught the little fox who hadn't had time to put away its claws. It bared its teeth instantly, took a run-up, and rushed towards the ceiling.

"It's weird, I didn't hear the door when the two of them went out." Hao Ke played with the whiteboard for a while, put it on the coffee table, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and went upstairs to sleep with his slippers on.

In the middle of the night, the white light flickered in front of the coffee table, and the little fox that had been beaten into a pig's head appeared on the sofa, curled up its tail, shrunk itself into a small ball, and whimpered softly.

The sofa next to it sank, and a tall man appeared sitting on the sofa.

Ling Xu turned his head and glanced at the little fox on the sofa.

The little fox twitched and covered his mouth.

"Go back first." Ling Xu ordered.

The little fox stood up reluctantly and glanced upstairs.

Ling Xu raised his fist.

The little fox immediately lowered his head, jumped off the ground with a "chiliu", and came to the window in three steps in two steps, turned his head and looked at the upstairs pitifully, and jumped out of the window with a "swoosh".

The next morning.

Hao Ke woke up to the sound of an alarm.

quarter past five.

He sat up habitually, turned off the alarm, rubbed his face, and got out of bed to wash up.

going to school, going to class

Suddenly, Hao Ke remembered that there is no class today!

Today is the first day of winter vacation!

Immediately, the drowsiness disappeared, and all that was left was refreshed.

A beautiful day is about to begin, and it must not be wasted. Just go to the furniture city today and look at the lights first!

Hao Ke went downstairs in good spirits and walked into the bathroom.

He took the toothbrush cup from the stainless steel shelf above the sink, squeezed toothpaste on it, and began to brush his teeth.

Adults have 28 teeth, most of which are wisdom teeth. These 28 teeth have three sides, and the three sides need to be brushed 12 times...

Hao Ke looked into the mirror while calculating his standard teeth-brushing method.

drink!

In the reflection of the mirror, there is a big man sitting on the toilet!

Hao Ke suddenly jumped half a step towards the bathroom door, holding a toothbrush cup in one hand and a toothbrush in the other, with the head of the toothbrush facing the man on the toilet, looking menacing, as if ready to poke a hole in him at any time.

"You're awake." The man on the toilet said calmly.

"Ah..." Hao Ke's eyes widened, "Ling Xu, why are you here?"

"Last night, I stayed here." Ling Xu sat on the toilet and replied calmly, as if the two met in the living room.

"Oh..." Hao Ke's brain was muddled, and it was only then that he remembered that the Ling family and his son did stay overnight last night, but didn't the two of them leave?

"You continue." Hao Ke didn't dare to look down, and raised the toothbrush cup to cover his face, "I didn't see anything."

"See what?" Ling Xu wondered.

Then, he got off the toilet and walked towards Hao Ke.

Hao Ke wanted to yell, is it really okay to walk over without lifting your pants after going to the bathroom?

Ling Xu stretched out his hand, grabbed Hao Ke's arm, and moved forward.

Hao Ke was taken aback. He couldn't hold the toothbrush cup firmly and threw the water inside into the sink.

And his hand holding the toothbrush was being held by Ling Xu and raised above the sink.

A piece of toothpaste foam fell off, "slapped", fell into the sink, and washed down with the water.

"It's about to drip." Ling Xu explained.

The two of them huddled by the sink, looking at each other.

At this time, Hao Ke discovered that Ling Xu was dressed neatly, the same outfit as the parent meeting yesterday.

The belt also snaps nicely into the buckle.

"You...are you not going to the bathroom?" Hao Ke couldn't help asking.

"No."

"Then what are you doing on the toilet?" Hao Ke asked again, "Meditate? Meditate?"

"Almost." Ling Xu let go of Hao Ke's arm.

The actual situation is that Ling Xu felt that the sofa was too soft to practice comfortably, so he chose the toilet seat.

He was sitting cross-legged on the toilet in a suit and leather shoes just now. Hao Ke didn't look carefully when he came in. He only saw his upper body in the reflection of the mirror, so there was a misunderstanding.

"Cough." Hao Ke understood, after all, he is not an ordinary person, "I didn't bother you, did I?"

"No, it's just over." Ling Xu lowered his eyes, looking at Hao Ke's face, "Did you... sleep well?"

Hao Ke was taken aback, this sentence was so familiar.

It seems that every time he came back late, after Ling Xu sent him back, he would ask him this question on WeChat the next morning.

It's just that it was text or voice at that time.

At this time, it was a face-to-face greeting from a real person.

Hao Ke's heart beat suddenly faster.

"Not bad."

Hao Ke was a little at a loss, didn't know where to put his hands, and it happened that the side of his neck suddenly felt itchy, so he scratched it.

"Don't move." Ling Xu stared at the side of Hao Ke's neck and said suddenly.

"What's wrong?" Hao Ke's first thought was that there are still mosquitoes in the winter?It seems that he really turned the floor heating too high!

He didn't know that on the piece of skin where his neck connects to the collarbone, there was a small patch of obvious red, like a strawberry on the snow.

Ling Xu frowned slightly.

Sure enough, it was careless.

The memory was cleared yesterday, but some things were not cleared.

After all, he is not as professional as Bai Qing to deal with the aftermath.

If Hao Ke finds out, he will probably be shocked.

Ling Xu thought about it, and decided to carry out artificial aftermath.

He supported the mirror with one hand, leaned forward, and before Hao Ke could react, he bowed his head on the side of his neck and licked the hickey lightly.

That should disappear.

Ling Xu thought.

He is really smart.

Wait, what seems to be missing?

By the way, Hao Ke is an ordinary human being now, and his saliva is useless at all.

Ling Xu froze.

But he still supported the expressionless face of the underworld godfather.

No one could see the panic in his heart.

Ling Xu straightened up calmly and looked at Hao Ke: "Wan Jianguo forwarded me a WeChat article saying that saliva can be disinfected, try it, is it still uncomfortable?"

Hao Keru was struck by lightning, and the whole person was surrounded.