Ling Sirui's parents in class two of the third year are a bit strange

The mood is relaxed and relaxed, but the expression cannot be relaxed.

If you relax a little bit, the consequences will be disastrous!

Hao Ke withdrew his smile, sat down, opened the cake album, and asked casually, "When is Ling Sirui's birthday?"

Ling Xu fell into silence.

Hao Ke vaguely remembered that Ling Sirui seemed to have mentioned his birthday to him, but Hao Ke didn't remember it, but Ling Xu said that he would buy a birthday cake for Ling Sirui, it should be very recently.

"Just a few days." Ling Xu replied vaguely.

"Then you have to ask how soon they can make it, before it's too late." Hao Ke stood up and went to call for someone again.

Ling Xu pressed his arm: "It's too late."

Hao Ke only felt a heat on his arm, as if an electric current sprang from the place where the two touched, and half of his arm was numb.

He immediately recalled some close contact images in his mind.

"Well, that's it. I wonder what style Ling Sirui likes?" Hao Ke sat back on the chair and continued to flip through the album.

The production level of this cake shop is very advanced. Unlike ordinary chain cake shops, it can make lifelike little people.

Especially the wedding cakes, engagement cakes and proposal cakes recommended in the previous pages, the cream figures on them can be customized according to the photos.

Hao Ke was amazed as he watched it, and then he asked: "Would you like to order a cake for Ling Sirui and you one by one?"

"Don't be so troublesome," Ling Xu rejected Hao Ke's proposal with one vote, "choose one on the last page."

the last page?

Hao Ke turned to the last page and found that it was a small cake that cost 20 or 30 yuan each, and it was eaten as a snack, one bite at a time.

Hao Ke: ...

You are too perfunctory!

What children look forward to most is blowing out candles on their birthdays. There is no place to put candles in your cake!

"It's too small. I think it's better to look at the front. If you think it's too troublesome to make a character, we can also order this 9-inch cartoon cake." Hao Ke pointed to a doraemon cake and said.

"Ling Sirui doesn't like eating cakes." Ling Xu said seriously.

Hao Ke: ...

Then why did you bring me to the cake shop!

In the end, Ling Xu compromised and chose the doraemon cake that Hao Ke pointed at, and wrote on the chocolate plate according to Hao Ke's request:

Happy 10th birthday to Ling Sirui!

father

Hao Ke thought to himself, this way Ling Sirui should calm down.

Although the two of them are not father and son, the eldest brother is like a father, and the relationship between the two of them can be completely different from that of father and son.

Moreover, during the assessment period of the "Human Permit", it is intended to fully integrate into the human relations and order of human society, and to feel the kinship and friendship of human beings. In this case, there is nothing wrong with celebrating the birthday of one's blood relatives like human beings. Not right.

Hao Ke stared at Ling Xu, finished writing the notes, and handed them to the waitress.

"That's it." The waitress said sweetly, "The blue fat man theme cake will take three working days to make, please take it after three days."

"Three days later, it happens to be the day of the parents' meeting." Hao Ke thought for a while, "Let me think about it. In the morning, the results of the final exam will be announced, the wrong questions will be corrected, and the homework for the winter vacation will be distributed... You can take the cake in the morning and put it in the refrigerator in the cafeteria at noon. , after the parents' meeting in the afternoon, I will give Ling Sirui a surprise."

Ling Xu gave a "hmm" and gestured to the waitress.

The waitress nodded excitedly and went downstairs.

Hao Ke was in the middle of speaking, then raised his head and found that the waiter had left: "Hey, I haven't finished talking yet, can I come to pick up the cake at noon? Really, why are you in such a hurry."

"Come in a while." Ling Xu said.

"Will you come up again?" Hao Ke suddenly remembered, "Are you going to eat here? By the way, don't you want to eat cake?"

Ling Xu, who is not vegetarian, does not eat desserts, and only eats meat, wants to have lunch at a cake shop for the first time?

Hao Ke felt a little strange.

"I was on a mission here just now." Ling Xu began to explain, "There will be some... missions in this newly built place."

What Ling Xu said was ambiguous, but Hao Ke understood.

It turns out that during the construction of the construction project, it is true that you will encounter all kinds of monsters and ghosts!

It is said that a viaduct in S City often has accidents. It is a turning point that meets scientific parameters, but there are often vehicles rushing straight out. Even architectural experts can't explain it.

Later, I heard that it was because the pier at the turn of the viaduct hit Dilong, and when the Dilong moved, the bridge would also fluctuate, so so many accidents were caused.

As a materialist, Hao Ke has never believed in these urban legends, but since he accidentally broke into Ling Xu's world, his world view has been subverted. Whenever he hears Ling Xu talk about this kind of topic, he will hear it with himself It is confirmed by the urban legends of the past.

"Is there an emergency in this commercial street?" Hao Ke's curiosity was ignited, and at the same time he was a little scared. He looked around and asked Ling Xu, "Is it resolved now? Where exactly did the emergency happen?" situation?"

"Solved." Ling Xu said, "It's just over the entrance."

Ling Xu couldn't describe it to Hao Ke in detail, otherwise, he would reveal his secrets, and the consequences of revealing his secrets would be losing his "personal permit" and losing the opportunity to sit with Hao Ke in a fair and honest way like now.

Thinking of this, Ling Xu subconsciously touched the pen in his pocket.

"So, it's that big bear... over there?" Hao Ke had already imagined the picture of the big bear suddenly turning into a demon, chasing people and stepping on it.

"Yeah." Ling Xu responded, "It's that big bear...over there."

The two conveyed and received the exact meaning in such a veiled communication.

"Is it dangerous? Are you not injured?" Hao Ke couldn't help but worry.

Looking at Hao Ke's caring eyes, the tense atmosphere around Ling Xu softened.

"No."

At this time, footsteps were heard on the stairs.

I saw a white cake box moved up from the stairwell, and the waitress brought it to Hao Ke just now.

"Huh? So fast?" Hao Ke was surprised, "Didn't you say it would take three days?"

"Hee hee, this is a surprise." The waitress said mysteriously.

"Surprise?" Hao Ke looked at Ling Xu.

Ling Xu looked as usual.

Sure enough, there are ghosts.

The waitress took the initiative to reach out to help the two of them open the cake box.

"Wait a minute!" Hao Ke shouted.

The waitress stopped her hands and looked at Hao Ke.

Hao Ke cleared his throat and asked, "This isn't the kind you have downstairs, a wedding cake, right?"

"no."

"It's not two people?"

"No~"

Hao Ke breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out it wasn't what he thought, but it's good to be more vigilant, after all Ling Xu can do anything when he gets up, think about stage plays.

"Sir, do you want it to be for two?" the waitress asked sweetly.

"Hey, no." Hao Ke's face became hot, and he coughed dryly to cover up his embarrassment, "Then open it."

The waitress opened the box, revealing the white patterned cake. She took out the knife, fork and plate, put them on the table, said "Call me if you need anything", and went downstairs briskly.

Hao Ke looked at the cake on the table and was speechless in surprise.

The rest of the cake is no different from ordinary cream cakes.

In the middle part, there is a little person the size of a fist, standing next to a whiteboard, holding a pointer in his hand, and pointing to the picture on the whiteboard with the pointer in high spirits.

The small figures and small objects made of white chocolate and cream are very delicate, and you can even see the pattern drawn on the whiteboard. It is the shape of a mountain, and there are a few lines in the middle, indicating the trend of the cave in the mountain.

Hao Ke remembers this scene. It was the first homework assignment in handicraft class. He called Ling Xu and Ling Sirui to his home, gave them some ideas, and finally drew such a model diagram. At that time, he asked Ling Xu to use his mobile phone take a photo of.

"This is... a photo taken at that time?" Hao Ke remembered that this cake shop can make cakes according to the photos.

Not a wedding cake, not a double cake, but a commemorative cake like Yiyi.

Hao Ke couldn't help being moved.

He leaned closer to look at the little figure in front of the whiteboard, not to mention, he looked a bit like himself.

"It's really exquisite." Hao Ke sighed, "When did you place this order? It must have been made for a long time, right?"

Ling Xu rubbed the bridge of his nose with his fingers, but didn't tell Hao Ke that he came here to place an order six days ago, and when he was picking up the cake today, he happened to be haunted by a monster, so he sent out an order without hesitation.

"Do you like it?" Ling Xu asked.

"Yeah." Hao Ke showed a smile, his eyes rolled up, "I like it very much!"

Then, he paused, "But why make me a cake?"

Ling Xu's eyes were fixed on Hao Ke's face.

The smile on the young man's face still remained, but he opened his clear and soft eyes wide as if he had realized something.

The appearance is as beautiful and fragile as a delicate little cake, but it has unexpectedly strong principles and self-esteem.

The closer you are, the more you like it.

Maybe it was because Ling Xu's eyes were too hot, Hao Ke seemed to be burned, he subconsciously looked away: "I'm just asking casually, don't...don't need to answer..."

Of course you have to answer.

Ling Xu was waiting for this lesson.

A romantic occasion.

A gift with a lot of meaning.

A narrow space that prevents the target from escaping.

Everything is in place, now he can do that.

Confess like a human being.

"Confession is a kind of expression of mood." The dog-headed military strategist Lu Kun once said, "The key is to tell him your true thoughts. The truth is the most moving. What to say when you confess cannot be taught by others."

The conveyance of true feelings.

"Because..." Ling Xu stretched out his arm and held Hao Ke's hand. Hao Ke froze for a moment, but he didn't withdraw his hand immediately. Ling Xu became more determined and stared into Hao Ke's eyes. Seriously, "You are like this thing to me."

Hao Ke was stunned. This thing refers to the cake on the table?The little man on the cake?The little man was originally made according to his photo, of course he resembled him.

"A delicate little cake with delicate cream on the surface, beautiful and delicate patterns, and a red cherry on top," Ling Xu tried his best to describe his deep feelings for Hao Ke, trying to be as truthful as possible Conveyed sincerely, "The cake embryo inside is soft, and it will fall apart with a little shaking. When you are happy, the cherries will stand up. When you are sad, the cream will melt and flow down."

Hao Ke looked at Ling Xu in surprise, he had never seen Ling Xu describe a specific item so forcefully.

Ling Xu's words are always rare, especially adjectives, which can be saved as much as possible, but today he described a non-existent cake to Hao Ke for the first time.

And said, that cake is you, the you in my mind.

Doesn't that mean...

"You want to eat me?" Hao Ke pulled his hand out of Ling Xu's hand in panic, and moved back with the chair.

But the place was too narrow, the chair was stuck by something, and he couldn't move, even Hao Ke's legs couldn't be pulled out.

So much so that he missed the first moment to run away!

"No, I like you." Ling Xu said, he felt that he had conveyed his true feelings very clearly, but Hao Ke didn't seem to understand, but it doesn't matter, according to the instructions of the dog head army division, as long as the true feelings are conveyed alright.

Now, Ling Xu wanted to proceed to the next step, asking a question and asking for a clear answer. He took Hao Ke's hand again and asked solemnly, "Will you be with me?"

"I, no, no..."

Hao Ke's head is running fast.

He never thought of this possibility.

Ling Xu has always been with him in the appearance of a human being.

He also took Ling Xu as a human being for granted!

Although Gu Chuanyin and Wan Jianguo successively said that he was a monster with a strong attack power, Hao Ke had no real awareness of this matter.

He just regarded Ling Xu as a superman, someone with superpowers, super fighting power, an alien!

In the final analysis, we are still people.

But now, Ling Xu told him: In his eyes, Hao is not a human being, but a cream cake!

He likes Hao Ke like a cream cake!

Do normal people treat the person they like as a cream cake?Won't!

What's more, Ling Xu's description is so detailed, what cream patterns, what little cherries, it really whets the appetite!

In order to enhance the effect of the words, Ling Xu even took pains to make a real humanoid cake after Hao Ke!

Hao Ke's hairs stood on end all at once!

"No, no, unwilling..."

"You don't want to be with me?" Ling Xu's face darkened, and he unintentionally held the fork in his left hand.

Holding the small silver fork in Ling Xu's hand, it is obviously a delicate and cute style, and with the slender and handsome hands, it will only be pleasing to the eye.

But at this moment, in Hao Ke's eyes, it is a huge murder weapon!

The surface of the murder weapon shone with cold metal light, and the tip was so sharp that it could easily pierce into the head of the little person on the cake.

Hao Ke's eyes moved, he saw himself on the cake, his head was only a little big, and his neck was pitifully thin, as long as he poked it gently with a fork

fear! ! !

It turned out that Ling Xu actually saw him that way.

Some fragments of memories were pulled out from the depths of my mind.

"Ling Xu, stop caring about Gu Chuanyin, come and see Teacher Hao!"

"Ling Xu, where are the monsters? You ate again?"

Some originally meaningless pictures also came to Hao Ke.

Ling Xu sat across from him, and when he ate a medium-rare steak, he sent it down like he was eating tofu.

When eating the buffet seafood barbecue, the boss sent them out with a sad face, saying that he had never seen such an edible person.

fear! ! !

After kissing him forcefully in the stage play, I turned around and told him that it was because I couldn't help it and wanted to taste it...

By the way, he felt something weird at that time, and he was a little thankful that his lips were still there, and then he didn't take it seriously.

After all, Ling Xu is not the first to say this kind of rhetoric. A certain man surnamed Jia in the classic classic also said such a bastard!

Now that I think about it...he still has his lips to block the wind when he speaks, Ling Xu is really merciful!

"Are you okay?" Ling Xu gently squeezed his clenched fist, and rubbed his palm with his thumb.

"I..." Hao Ke was about to cry, "I'm fine... I'm really fine..."

"Your face is a little pale, is there something uncomfortable?" Ling Xu lowered his head slightly and looked at his face.

"I..." Hao Ke wanted to say no, but then he thought, if he wants to get away, this is the best time, "My stomach hurts...I want to go home..."

Hearing this, Ling Xu stood up immediately, the chair was knocked down by him, and the table also shook.

Hao Ke saw himself shaking on the little cake, and stared at the little cream man's head in fear, for fear that it would fall off and he would not be able to bear it.

Ling Xu pressed down on the table and turned around from that side. This time he was careful not to shake the little cake.

Ling Xu came to Hao Ke's side, he squatted down, kept the same height as Hao Ke, observed his face: "Does it hurt? I'll take you to Yaoyi Hospital."

"No, no, I, I'll just go home." Hao Ke said hastily.

"Really don't need it?" Ling Xu was dubious, and touched Hao Ke's forehead.

"No need." Hao Ke leaned on the edge of the table, trying to stand up.

At this moment, the table suddenly shook violently.

The little cake fell to the ground with a "bang".

Hao Ke also fell to one side along with the chair.

Really an earthquake!

There are at least seven levels!

A thought flashed through Hao Ke's mind.

The next moment, the sound of running and screaming came from downstairs: "There's an earthquake! There's an earthquake!"

"It's not an illusion this time..." Hao Ke leaned on a stable rail and looked out of the window.

Suddenly, he realized that it was not the horizontal rail, but Ling Xu's arm.

When the earthquake came, Ling Xu immediately protected him in his arms.

So now he is safe and sound, and he can still think that it is indeed an earthquake, and he can still probe outside.

Hao Ke turned around in a daze and looked at Ling Xu.

Ling Xu supported the chair with one hand, and protected Hao Ke with the other. His whole body was like a statue of a guardian, protecting Hao Ke in the middle.

In this room, except for the chairs, Ling Xu and Hao Ke, everything is messed up.

The window glass was completely shattered, and glass shards were scattered all over the floor.

The table flipped over and hit the wall, denting one corner.

Several chairs are piled like compressed biscuits under the walls inside.

The lights in the stairwell fell on the stairs, and the hanging paintings fell to the bottom of the wall in disarray.

There was also the little cake, bottom up, on the ground in front of Hao Ke's feet, the cream was spilled everywhere, and the cake embryos were also scattered.

"Are you okay?" Ling Xu asked in a deep voice.

Hao Ke stared at him blankly, stretched out his hand, and gently rubbed against his face.

Ling Xu froze for a moment.

"You're bleeding." Hao Ke looked at a little red on his index finger.

"It's okay," Ling Xu said, "The glass shards rubbed against each other. Are you not injured?"

"No..." Hao Ke was still staring at his index finger.

"Get up, it's dangerous here, I'll take you back." Ling Xu said in a deep voice.

With Ling Xu's support, Hao Ke stood up with him, Hao Ke's legs were still a little weak: "The cake...is broken."

Ling Xu looked at the ground following Hao Ke's gaze: "It's okay, as long as you're fine."

At this moment, Hao Ke seemed to understand a little bit what Ling Xu meant when he said that he was like a delicate little cake.

It's really useless, it's easy to break.

Ling Xu helped Hao Ke to the top of the stairs, and was about to go down the stairs when suddenly the second shock came.

Ling Xu hugged Hao Ke back into his arms.

After a while of the sound of clothes rubbing against each other and the sound of heavy objects hitting.

Hao Ke felt that the world had returned to stability.

Ling Xu leaned against the corner of the stairs, where two stairs connected, with his arms around him.

At the same time, at the stairway on the second floor, where they were standing just now, a huge bear's face appeared.

The surface of the wooden material is painted with powder blue paint, and the eyes are two black round peas, which are dull and unable to turn. This is a teddy bear without spirituality.

It should have stood at the intersection of the commercial street, making a cute pose, pretending to play hide-and-seek with pedestrians.

But now, it poked its huge head into the second floor of the cake shop on the street, really "playing hide and seek" with people!

Hao Ke was stunned. He realized that they had encountered a monster.

"It's really troublesome." Ling Xu lay on his face and sighed, impatiently annoyed that he was disturbed.