Ling Sirui's parents in class two of the third year are a bit strange

In order to completely wake up his overheated mind, Hao Ke took out his mobile phone, opened the photo album 01, and silently recited "The reason why you can't make mistakes".

Well, he's calmed down again, and even wants to become a monk a little bit.

Hao Ke got out of bed, finished grooming, and arrived at school at six o'clock. He ate the hot laver wonton and warmed it in his stomach. He felt that he had enough energy to face the final exam battle.

In the morning, the two Taoism classes were held together. Hao Ke quickly sorted out the knowledge points of this semester for the students, helped the students draw the key parts that need to be recited and understood, and checked the review status of several people.

The results are quite satisfying, and Hao Ke is already looking forward to the day when the results will be announced.During the lunch break at noon, Hao Ke returned to the teacher's office full of energy, opened the courseware, and prepared for the next professional class.

It feels so good to devote myself to the teaching work!

At this moment, two teachers came in from the back door, a man and a woman. They were discussing something enthusiastically, their voices were stopped, and it drifted into Hao Ke's ears.

"Students are very precocious nowadays. I have only heard of puppy love among middle school students. Who would have thought that elementary school students would also learn to kiss secretly!"

When Hao Ke heard the word "kiss", it seemed as if he had hit a sore spot, and he suddenly stiffened reflexively.

"That's right, a sixth grader and a fifth grader, who couldn't practice during class, secretly kissed each other in the classroom, only to be bumped into by the dean!"

"Terrible, the dean must not go crazy on the spot."

"That's for sure, but the most exciting thing is not this. Guess what, the dean asked them why they didn't go to the class to practice, secretly kissed in the classroom, what did they say."

"What did you say?"

"The boy said that he was too stressed at the end of the term, so he kissed him as soon as he lost his mind."

"This boy is dishonest and irresponsible."

"Girls are also amazing. I can't say I like it, but I just thank him for helping to copy the 600 pages of notes."

"Hey, how cruel!"

"Primary school students nowadays are really amazing. They talk in a different way, and kissing is not because they like it, but because they are confused and grateful." If you die, you don’t dare to go one step further, Mr. Hao, don’t you think so?”

Hao Ke shuddered suddenly, this teacher, why did he suddenly cue me without any vengeance?

"Ha, haha. That's right." Hao Ke laughed dryly, feeling some pain in his face.

"You ask Mr. Hao, and Mr. Hao will definitely say yes. You see, he is so devoted to his work that he didn't even know that the intern who looked like a national girl liked him last semester," the male teacher laughed. With years of experience, Mr. Hao should be an insulator."

"How is it possible, Mr. Hao just has high eyesight," the female teacher curled her lips, "It's not like you casual people, when you meet a woman who gives you a good face, you just follow her."

Hao Ke felt his scalp go numb, what kind of national girl, has this kind of intern ever happened?He only knows Miss Shu!

"Don't say that about me, I'm very innocent." The male teacher hurriedly defended himself.

"Innocence? Don't think I don't know. You are the kind of person who takes advantage and refuses to admit it. Isn't that what people like you say on the lips—" The female teacher drew a long voice teasingly, "It's all Adult, what's wrong with kissing, is it possible that I'm still responsible for you?"

"Puff one by one" Hao Ke just wanted to drink water to cover up his guilty conscience, when he heard this, he could not help but spit out.

"Hey, Teacher Hao, are you okay?" The female teacher hurriedly turned around and took out a tissue to help Hao Ke wipe the water off the documents.

"It's okay, it's okay, let me do it." Hao Ke was terrified when he heard that, and now he only hoped that the two people would return to their seats quickly and stop shooting him, "It's really okay, you are busy with your work."

The two teachers finally let go of Hao Ke and moved away from his desk.

And Hao Ke didn't have the motivation to work hard, he was a little depressed and lost in thought, is his behavior really scumbag?

Hao Ke looked at the phone. In order to ensure that Ling Xu was not talking nonsense, he sent three messages to Ling Xu yesterday to clarify his attitude.

[Private chat] Hao Ke: I hope you keep your promise and keep your mouth shut about today's matter.

[Private chat] Hao Ke: Although I am very grateful to you, that was purely accidental.

[Private chat] Hao Ke: For the smooth development of class activities in the future, please don't do unnecessary things in the future. We will always be the children's partners on the road of teaching, the class teacher and the parents, understand?

[Private chat] Ling Xu:.

After browsing the chat history, Hao Ke couldn't believe it was posted by himself. Isn't this kind of scumbag behavior?

Before this kind of experience, in Hao Ke's imagination, he was most likely to be the scumbag in his relationship. If he had the opportunity to get married, he would definitely be a little white flower who was pissed off by the others.

Never thought that the scumbag was actually me?

Hao Ke felt that his three views had exploded. The position of a moral gentleman, which he had always been proud of, suddenly had a huge deviation, and gradually slipped in the direction of Yue Buqun.

On the other side, in the underground tunnel of a certain subway construction project.

At noon, when the yang energy is at its peak, it is a good time for the public security brigade to dispatch the police to arrest the evil spirits!

A few black shadows emerged from the middle of the safety net, and the surrounding air suddenly became icy cold.

With Lu Kun's order, the members of the Security Brigade rushed out from all directions, each holding a magic weapon to catch monsters in their hands, and rushed towards the black shadows.

Soon, all the black shadows were caught and stuffed into cloth bags.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

"Lieutenant Lu, it seems that the subway construction project can proceed smoothly now."

"That's right. Although these 'earth dragons' are not strong in attack, they like to act alone and are very cunning. If the Lu Corps hadn't been experienced, we definitely wouldn't be able to catch them all at once."

In the face of the compliments from the team members, a simple smile appeared on Lu Kun's dark face. The kindness between people is so simple and simple. If you convey it with your heart, you will definitely be able to get a sincere acceptance.

Yes, this is the team atmosphere of the Security Brigade, so healthy, positive and upward.

Except for one person, who has been passive and sabotage since just now, standing over there looking at his mobile phone!

In the shadow of the tunnel, a tall man stood there motionless like a sculpture holding a mobile phone.

The dim light of the mobile phone illuminated his face, and it could be seen that he was frowning, as if he had encountered some extremely unwilling predicament.

Suddenly, a black shadow swayed and quietly approached the man who was looking at his phone.

A saboteur!

It's with the bad guys who kidnapped its whole family!

It wants revenge!

The black image swayed like a snake and raised its body. A mouth full of fangs appeared on the black disc on the top, and it let out a sharp and strange smile, and suddenly rushed towards the man looking at the phone!

"Hey." Lu Kun sighed when he saw this scene.

The black shadow swooped towards the man's defenseless nape, wanting to bite it off in one bite, so as to avenge his family.

Unexpectedly, its body suddenly tilted to one side uncontrollably, as if there was some kind of magnet there, it was surprised to see that the man looking at the phone stretched out his other hand, and it was staying in the direction it was about to go. right in the middle.

"Crack!"

The black shadow hit the man's palm with its head, like an egg hitting a rock, all the fangs in its mouth were shattered, and fell to the ground with a crash!

"It's miserable, it's miserable, it's miserable." Lu Kun shook off the cloth bag, picked up the cracked black shadow from the ground, stuffed it into the cloth bag, and reunited with its family.

Ling Xu put down his phone and looked at Lu Kun: "Is there any paper? My hands are dirty."

Lu Kun muttered unhappily: "You are willing to put down your phone now, my son who is in primary school doesn't like playing with mobile phones as much as you do!"

Although he was upset, Lu Kun still took out a pack of tissues for Ling Xu. Ling Xu wiped off the dirt on his hands, raised his phone, and continued to watch.

"Let's go, let's call it a day." Lu Kun called, then turned his head and said to Ling Xu, "Have a meal together?"

Ling Xu never refuses dinners.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, the self-service barbecue restaurant.

On a weekday afternoon, there was no one in the barbecue restaurant. Lu Kun chatted with Ling Xu enthusiastically while grilling the meat.

"Well, what's the situation?" he asked.

Ling Xu didn't seem to be in the mood to talk about this, his eyes were fixed on the sizzling pork belly on the grill.

"Look at your frowning, is it not going well with Mr. Hao?" Lu Kun's professional soul as an emotional consultant is burning again, "Come on, tell me, brother, this time I'm sure can help you."

Ling Xu has already given Lu Kun a red cross, and has a negative attitude towards his professional ability as an emotional consultant, but the sizzling barbecue in Lu Kun's hands makes Ling Xu irresistible.

"Successful." Ling Xu replied, pushing the plate forward, signaling Lu Kun to hurry up.

Lu Kun scooped up almost roasted pork belly and poured them all into Ling Xu's plate. He knew that Ling Xu was not suitable for ordinary people to eat slices of cabbage.

"Why is Shunli so sad?" Lu Kun took the tongs and continued to roast new meat, "You know, people in love usually look at their phones with silly smiles, and they definitely won't be like you. Then The expression is as if the boss told you to be a duck, oh no, just like a cow or a horse."

Ling Xu wrapped all the pork belly with a vegetable leaf, dipped it in the seasoning, and put it all in his mouth with a "swish".

When Lu Kun reacted, the man on the opposite side returned to his handsome and gentle appearance, chewing the food slightly, swallowing it after a few bites, and staring at the meat on the baking tray again.

"Tell me, how far have you guys progressed?" Lu Kun slowly flipped through the barbecue, but didn't shovel it into Ling Xu's plate. While whetting his appetite, he asked, "Have you held hands? Confession? Or go further, come on." Home plate? The stage play in your school doesn’t count.”

"Yeah. The second one." Ling Xu said.

Lu Kun was surprised: "Did you confess? Who confessed? You confessed?"

"Yeah." Ling Xu pushed the plate to the side of the grill.

Lu Kun turned the roast meat over again: "Don't worry, this one needs to be grilled on both sides—what's Mr. Hao's attitude? Did he agree?"

Ling Xu thought about it for a while: "I don't know."

"I don't know?" Lu Kun raised his eyes to look at Ling Xu, the pity in his eyes was already overflowing, he shook his head, "Tsk tsk tsk, it's really simple, confession is nothing but two results, agree, or disagree, or not agree That is disagreement. People, there is no way to deny your own feelings, if you like it, you like it, if you don’t like it, you don’t like it.”

Ling Xu was silent.

Lu Kun sighed, stood up, and poured the grilled meat into Ling Xu's plate again: "Eat more, ah, judging by your reaction, I know that Teacher Hao did not agree, but it is normal for Teacher Hao to have scruples." Yes. What did he tell you then?"

Looking at the delicious barbecue, Ling Xu suddenly lost his appetite.

"He said... I don't know what liking is." Ling Xu said.

"This is the key!" Lu Kun picked up the baking tray, replaced it with a new one, and put a lot of cute little mushrooms on the baking tray with the mushroom bowl facing up, "Then do you know what liking is? You know What does confession mean?"

"I know." Ling Xu said again with a firm attitude.

Lu Kun also had a small accident. He raised his head and glanced at Ling Xu: "It seems that you really like Teacher Hao."

There is no need for much explanation between the two men, just discuss what to do next.

"You have to let Mr. Hao realize that you are serious and you know what confession is. So, at this point, you have to do as the Romans do, gain a deep understanding of human confession methods, and express your confession in a way that Mr. Hao can accept." Lu Kun said.

This time, Lu Kun seemed to be very reliable. He told Ling Xu about his confession from the third grade of elementary school to when he was in love with his current wife.

"So, the key is to create a romantic occasion, an item to make a promise, let the other party know that you have carefully prepared it," Lu Kun concluded, "When confessing, you must look into his eyes seriously, It is best to hold his hand, physical contact is easier to succeed, and the surrounding environment should not be too open, my suggestion is to be narrower to prevent the other party from escaping."

"In the end, there must be a result."

Agree, or disagree.

"The result is very important to you. It proves that Mr. Hao took your confession seriously. Whether he agrees or not, it is an effective confession." Lu Kun introduced confidently, "If you succeed, let's not talk about it. If you fail, you can officially start stalking."

Ling Xu: ...

Sounds reasonable.

"So, here, you have to throw a question to Teacher Hao," Lu Kun emphasized, "For example, I like you, do you like me? I like you, can you date me? I like you, we Can we be together?"

Ling Xu silently memorized the golden sentence of the dog-headed military master.

"Okay, brother, I wish you success, it doesn't matter if you don't succeed, I still have a full set of courses for stalking." Lu Kun let out a smug laugh.

Ling Xu: ...

Hope it doesn't work.

later in the day.

Ling Xu followed Lu Kun and the others back to the Demon Management Bureau to report to work.

It wasn't that Ling Xu suddenly became interested in clerical work, but that Wan Jianguo asked him to come.

Ling Xu came outside the director's office, and saw the door opened a crack, and voices came from inside.

Ling Xu pushed the door open and went in, and saw Wan Jianguo sitting on the sofa with two strangers in gray clothes.

"Ling Xu, you are here, you must already know these two." Wan Jianguo said.

Ling Xu said truthfully, "I don't know."

Wan Jianguo laughed, and said to a person in a gray uniform next to him: "Our new member just doesn't have a heart, look, he doesn't even remember you, tell me, such a simple and capable employee , where else can I find it?"

Then, Wan Jianguo introduced to Ling Xu that these two were the two investigators sent by the superior department to investigate the Gu Chuanyin case, and they had met in the detention center before.

It was only then that Ling Xu remembered that it was the two people who handcuffed Gu Chuanyin and Tang Wenjing away.

"Actually, we can't blame him. The two of us have dealt with the sense of presence on our bodies. Now it is extremely low. Few people can remember us as vividly as Director Wan." The investigator said expressionlessly.

"Ahaha, is that so?" Wan Jianguo thought to himself, the Ministry of Science and Technology has really invented a lot of weird things.

Ling Xu looked at them in confusion and talked for a long time, not knowing what it had to do with him.

At this time, Wan Jianguo seemed to have finally remembered why he asked Ling Xu to come in. He turned his head and said to Ling Xu: "Gu Chuanyin's case has entered the process, and the position of the chief examiner of his "Person Permit" is temporarily vacant. Two investigators are represented. "

Ling Xu understands that the "Person Permit" exam is still going on, but the examiner has changed from the annoying Gu Chuanyin to two low-key investigators.

He didn't show any expression, just responded.

The investigators seemed to be very satisfied with his calm response. They had just taken over the assessment of the "Person Permit", and they only hoped to implement the rules and regulations, and did not want to cause any complications.

That is to say, as long as Ling Xu does not violate the hard and fast rules, he will definitely get his "person's permit".

"That's the thing, Ling Xu, you still have to seriously participate in school activities in the future and take up the responsibilities of parents." Wan Jianguo said a few official words, and then he asked, "How is Mr. Hao recently? Are you busy with work?"

Ling Xu was slightly taken aback, why did Wan Jianguo suddenly ask about Hao Ke?Then, he thought, maybe because of the house, the relationship between the two of them has also become closer.

"I'm busy preparing for the final exam." Ling Xu replied.

"Okay, then you go out first." Wan Jianguo said.

Ling Xu walked out of the director's office, walked along the corridor, and went up to the hall.

At this time, there was another rush of footsteps behind him, and it turned out that Wan Jianguo chased him out again.

"Almost forgot, do you have your pen?" Wan Jianguo called Ling Xu to stop.

Ling Xu took out a pen from his pocket.

"The ink is about to expire, so I'll change it for you." Wan Jianguo took out another one from his pocket, exchanged it with Ling Xu, watched Ling Xu put it away, and then patted his arm with a smile.

An hour after Ling Xu left the Demon Management Bureau.

Chief's Office.

Hao Ke carefully knocked on the door.

"Come in!" Wan Jianguo's voice came.

Hao Ke had never been in the office of such a high-ranking official before, and he acted a little cautiously. He walked into the room with his briefcase in his hands, and saw three people sitting on the sofa. Among them, he only knew Wan Jianguo, so he called Wan Jianguo. call.

"This is Ling Xu's child's class teacher, Teacher Hao." Wan Jianguo introduced to the two investigators.

Then, he stood up, led Hao Ke to sit in front of the sofa, and introduced to him the identities of the two investigators and their upcoming role as the chief examiner of the "Person Permit".

"I see, so the family-themed semester plan will be supervised by the two of you in the future?" Hao Ke asked politely.

"Family-themed semester plan?" The investigator was a little surprised. He had never heard of this thing. After Hao Ke explained the origin of this plan to him, they looked at each other and said to Hao Ke, "We won't supervise such a thing." The details and how to implement them are up to Mr. Hao to decide on his own, and we will not interfere with Mr. Hao’s scoring, as long as we know the final result.”

Hao Ke was relieved, such a leader is simply an angel!

Doing nothing is the greatest virtue of leadership!

"One more thing, we have had an in-depth discussion about Teacher Hao's request for memory retention," the investigator said, "Ms. Hao's request was indeed reasonable, so we finally decided to keep Hao The teacher's memory, until the end of the semester, that is, the day when the "Person Permit" assessment officially ended. "

Hao Ke was surprised and pleasantly surprised. He didn't expect that after Gu Chuanyin left, the entire superior department became more reasonable.

"However, Mr. Hao, please promise us that you will never disclose information related to the supernatural. At the same time, as an insider, Mr. Hao must do his best to help maintain the protective barrier between the supernatural and ordinary society." The investigator said seriously.

"Okay, I will try my best." Hao Ke nodded.

"In Ling Xu's assessment, there is still the item of not being discovered as a monster, but the key indicators are transferred to Mr. Hao's assistant, Mr. Shu. Please pay attention to Mr. Hao." The investigator opened the file and explained to Hao Ke Some assessment related content.

In the end, the two parties shook hands, and the cooperation was happily concluded.

Wan Jianguo sent Hao Ke out of the office, came to the corridor, and asked him about the situation of the house. Hao Ke thanked him very gratefully, saying that he was very satisfied.

"That's good, that's good. Teacher Hao has been very busy for a while, and it's getting late, so let's go back and rest." Wan Jianguo said with a smile, "I put an amnesia spray in Ling Xu's place. The pen has been adjusted according to the actual situation, Mr. Hao, it won’t work for you, so don’t worry about anything going wrong.”

"Eh?" Hao Ke was stunned for a moment, then, what did he think of, it was that pen...