The president is doomed to be alone

"There is a zoo."

"Oh, there is indeed a Yuanshan Forest Zoo, which is not bad, wait...wait a minute, move...a zoo?!"

Lin Wei's eyes widened, and he thought he heard it wrong: "Brother, didn't you never like animals since you were young? I remember that every time you visited the zoo, you scared almost every kind of small animal, so you Let’s avoid going to that kind of place in the future, please don’t destroy the fragile hearts of animals, thank you.”

Before the words fell, and before Leng Yan had any reaction, Lin Wei heard a terrifying "hissing" sound.His back felt cold, and when he looked back, he saw a green snake swimming on the ground.

At present, the only uncle Xiao Cui who is not afraid of Leng Yan, whenever he is in a bad mood, will bite Leng Yan back and forth... Just like that, he just appeared swaggeringly.

Lin Wei shuddered. He was most afraid of two animals in his life: bats and snakes.

"Brother, you...why do you keep it...so blatantly...at home?" Lin Wei was so frightened that he stuttered, "And...and I remember Brother Wen Chang...clearly locked it in the corner of the second floor How did it...how did it slip out?"

Compared to the panicked Lin Wei, Leng Yan just said lightly: "There is no place to trap Xiaocui, especially when it is hungry."

Indeed, Xiaocui, who is hungry now, is full of meat.

Seeing a newcomer next to him, who seemed to be still shaking, Uncle Xiao Cui felt a bit intrusive, so he quickly crawled over, ready to take a sniff, to see if he smells good?

Lin Wei originally thought that as long as he didn't act rashly and stood obediently, Xiao Cui would not attract Xiaocui's attention. Who knew that this willful green snake wrapped around his calf before it was too late!

In just an instant, Lin Wei's entire leg went numb.

Looking at Leng Yan, Lin Wei, whose face was pale, looked like he was about to cry: "Brother...brother, help...help!"

Leng Yan is naturally well aware of his cousin's weakness of being afraid of snakes.He came over and patted Lin Wei: "Try to relax, don't tremble, and then..."

"Then what?"

"Say obediently 'Cui Ye'."

"..." Lin Wei's face froze again, isn't his cousin teasing him?

But at this critical juncture, Lin Wei had no choice but to take a few deep breaths, and forced a smile: "Cui...Master Cui."

Uncle Xiaocui spat out the letter, the snake's entanglement was indeed much lighter, but it was still unwilling to leave, it felt that the thin-skinned and tender-fleshed silly guy in front of him looked delicious.

"Brother, it...why does it still refuse to let me go?"

"Eighty percent I've taken a fancy to you."

Leng Yan shrugged helplessly, then squatted down, and boldly pulled the snake's tail.

Immediately, Xiao Cui turned her snake's head and glared at Leng Yan viciously, but her slender body was still wrapped around Lin Wei's calf relentlessly.

This time, Lin Wei was really about to faint. For the first time, he felt that his cousin was too unreliable.

Suddenly thought of something, Leng Yan threw a green snake doll to Xiaocui: "This is for you, I'll get you some meat right away."

This little snake doll was bought by Leng Yan from Gu Du, and there is still Gu Du's smell on it.

Uncle Xiao Cui, who has a keen sense of smell, immediately let go of Lin Wei, swam over and wrapped the little doll snake tightly.

Is it also a green guy?And there's... well, a really nice smell on top of it.

Uncle Xiaocui spit out red letters, and slid back and forth on the head of the doll snake, and at the same time, the restless snake tail was also poking at the doll snake's tail.

Seeing that Xiao Cui seemed to be enjoying herself with this fake snake, Leng Yan nodded in satisfaction.

Countless practice has proved that Xiaocui's true love is indeed Gu Du.

After feeding Xiao Cui, Leng Yan took a shower and sat in front of the computer.

I ate dinner with Gu Du, so Leng Yan is in a particularly good mood tonight.He tapped the keyboard quickly with his thoughts flowing, and the plot of the latest chapter of the novel is also sweet.

"Dong dong!"

Suddenly, he heard a knock on the door.

As soon as he opened his bedroom door, Leng Yan saw his cousin Lin Wei.

Lin Wei hugged the pillow, looking pitiful: "Brother, um...because Master Cui is here, so...you understand."

"I don't understand." After dropping three words, Leng Yan was about to close the door.

Lin Wei, with sharp eyesight and quick hands, hastily stretched his feet forward and squeezed half of his body: "Brother, you can't just ignore death! What if I sleep until midnight and find that snake crawled onto my bed, the first Two days... the next day you will find that I am dead!"

Leng Yan was stunned, as if hesitating.

Lin Wei hurriedly continued his efforts: "Brother, are you despising me? Although I am not your own brother, you can't despise me so much. Didn't we all sleep together when we were young! Don't worry, I have already taken a bath. It smells delicious, especially the leg just now."

Leng Yan: "..."

Unable to hold back Lin Wei's begging, Leng Yan had no choice but to let him climb onto his bed.

Lying on Leng Yan's big bed, Lin Wei finally got his wish. Seeing that Leng Yan's computer was still on, he said, "Brother, you are busy with your work. I will check Weibo for a while, and I will go to sleep soon."

"very tired?"

Leng Yan said with concern, although he usually doesn't talk much outside and is a cold-faced president, but he treats his close family members differently.

Lin Wei yawned: "Well, a few days ago, I went to the construction site several times with my senior and drew a lot of drawings. Today I moved again, so I am really tired."

"Have a good rest." Like when he was a child, Leng Yan rubbed Lin Wei's head habitually, and then turned off the bedside lamp for him.

Afterwards, knowing that Lin Wei was afraid that Xiaocui would sneak in in the middle of the night, Leng Yan didn't plan to go out to sleep anymore, so he laid a bed on the floor.

"Huh? Brother, don't you share the same bed with me?" Lin Wei on the bed looked puzzled.

Leng Yan shook his head, and suddenly said seriously: "Xiao Wei, you are already this old, I can't..."

Thinking what his cousin was going to say, Lin Wei couldn't help but get serious: "What can't be?"

"I can't let you ruin my innocence."

Lin Wei's face turned dark for a moment: "..."

Glancing at Leng Yan's computer from a distance, and finding that it was still stuck on the word interface, Lin Wei's mouth twitched a few times: "Brother, you should read less novels."

Leng Yan: "..."

He not only read, but also wrote novels.

"Also, you should sleep with me later. Innocence or something, hehe, let's talk about it when you become a married man. Good night."

After finishing speaking, Lin Wei didn't bother to talk to his cousin who sometimes suddenly lost his nerve, and got into bed silently.

"I'm chasing."

"What! Are you already chasing me?"

Leng Yan's words really woke Lin Wei up. His cousin, who has been single for 28 years, has never even been in a relationship, yet... unexpectedly...

"Brother, then my future sister-in-law...what does she look like?" Lin Wei was very curious when he got up, "Do you have a picture? Show me quickly!"

Seeing Lin Wei's excitement, Leng Yan suddenly felt a little embarrassed: "There is only one."

"Don't be shy! Brother, take it out quickly." Lin Wei urged again.

When Leng Yan took out his mobile phone and poked open the album, Lin Wei stared at the photo of "future sister-in-law" in the mobile phone and petrified for three seconds.

Before he came back to his senses, Leng Yan hurriedly took it away again.

Lin Wei opened his mouth wide in a daze: "Brother, there is...why is it a man?"

"Because I like men."

Leng Yan said lightly, in fact, he has said this to Lin Wei countless times.But this little straight male cousin just said "oh" every time, nodded perfunctorily, and didn't take it to heart at all.

Lin Wei immediately hugged his chest: "Brother, I thought you were teasing me all the time! After all, you are 28, and you have never had a boyfriend around you, and you have never kept any young models or male stars outside."

These words really hit the sore spot of President Zhongleng, he said with a sullen face, "Not even women."

"Uh..." Lin Wei was suddenly unable to refute.

Smiling, Lin Wei waved his hand indifferently: "Brother, although I don't quite understand why you don't like women with big breasts and white skin? But I'm still very open-minded, and I don't mind. But my future sister-in-law's Photo, why... why is it an ID card photo?"

"Brother, don't you have another photo of your normal life besides this one?"

Leng Yan froze, and was shot again.

"It's called plain makeup."

"Oh, that is to say, there is really only this one."

"It's pure makeup."

Leng Yan emphasized again that this is not a selfie, and there is really no trace of PS.

Lin Wei's reaction was still indifferent, and he concluded: "Oh, there is only one card anyway."

"Better looking than you anyway." Suddenly, Leng Yan gave Lin Wei a sideways look.

"What?" Lin Wei was stimulated now, "My face can fascinate thousands of girls, that man... Brother, let me see his photo again."

"No." Leng Yan immediately refused.

"Why? Just one look, bro, I'll just take another look."

Leng Yan held the mobile phone firmly in his hand, and after a while he said slowly: "Reluctance."

"..."

Lin Wei suddenly got goosebumps, it's over, my cousin is absolutely crazy.

Gu Du's mobile phone number, as long as President Leng wants it, he can always find a way to get it.

This number has been saved in the mobile phone for three days, Leng Yan did not call it for a long time, because he was not mentally prepared.

On this day, after hesitating again and again, Leng Yan still dialed.

"Hello."

Leng Yan was dumbfounded: "..."

Before that, Leng Yan silently said the opening remarks countless times in his heart, which was definitely a very polite and appropriate conversation, including the reason of how to get the number, he also made it up.

I just didn't expect that it was a woman who picked it up.

"Hey, who is it? Why aren't you talking?" The woman on the other end of the phone became more and more confused.

Leng Yan still remained silent and chose to hang up.

"Hello? Talk?" Ji Ningru asked several times, until he heard a busy tone, "Hey, why did you hang up?"

"Xiao Ru, who is calling?" At this moment, Gu Du came over.

"I don't know." Ji Ningru shook her head and handed the phone to Gu Du, "This number looks normal, it's not a scam call, but you didn't mark it."

Gu Du looked down at the phone number, and found that he did not recognize it.

Who could it be?He couldn't think of it for a moment.

Glancing at Ji Ningru, Gu Du asked, "Xiao Ru, you've been in a good mood these past few days, is it because of that hot novel again?"

"Hey, bro, you're so smart!"

Ji Ningru smiled in an instant, pulled Gu Du and said, "Let me tell you, the recent novels are so sweet, it's a dog abuse, it tortured us single dogs to death! And there were a few more shameful episodes." PLAY, tsk tsk, it's all eighth letters!"