The president is doomed to be alone

Because I received an urgent notice from Manager Zhang yesterday, all the employees of the sales department arrived at seven o'clock this morning.

On the main company's side, Director Huang is the chief person in charge of the entire marketing department of Leng's Group. He manages the sales department and the marketing department. Each department has a clear division of labor and has appointed relevant managers.Gu Du just passed the interview, and as a newcomer, he was temporarily assigned to the sales department.

At this time, everyone in the sales department lined up and watched Manager Zhang wandering back and forth, feeling nervous.

"Manager Zhang, shouldn't we decorate the office with ribbons and balloons first, and then set off fireworks and open champagne as soon as Madam enters the door. Everyone holds a bunch of flowers in their hands and shouts 'Hi Madam'!"

Hearing this, everyone else looked worriedly at the most brain-dead child in the whole department——Fang Chengcheng.

"..." Manager Zhang raised his forehead, really wanting to fire Fang Chengcheng countless times.

"Report to Sir Zhang, Madam used to be a breeder." At this time, Pan Ge spoke.

Manager Zhang nodded: "Well, I know this, so what?"

"So we should change into a set of cartoon clothes and dress up as various animals. Being cute is the kingly way!" Fang Chengcheng responded with an idea.

"Shut up! Don't act stupid, you are a cosplay!" Manager Zhang was angry.

Fang Chengcheng immediately bit his lower lip, but he was slandering in his heart, maybe his wife would like it.

"Hey, manager, actually I don't think there is any need to worry too much. Madam must be a very caring person, so we just need to do as usual." Pan Ge said very calmly.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Sister Yue nodded again and again, and suddenly turned into star eyes, "After all, if you can melt the ten-thousand-year iceberg of the boss, Madam must be a person like the sun, little angel!"

Manager Zhang: "..."

As a result, when Manager Zhang led Gu Du there, everything in the office was normal.Everyone is doing their own work, and they are calm on the surface, but they are still a little nervous inside.

"This is Gu Du, our new employee." Manager Zhang introduced.

"Hi everyone." Gu Du smiled slightly.

With this smile, everyone was stunned and instantly killed.

Fuck!This good looks... absolutely surpassed everyone present, it was simply the face of their department!In the future, when Gu Du goes out to sell products to customers, he can rely on his face!

Seeing that the employees, no matter male or female, looked like idiots, Manager Zhang's brows trembled: What's the future of this group of people?

"Ahem!" Manager Zhang immediately cleared his throat heavily, and emphasized, "In the future, everyone should get along with each other, help each other, and build a beautiful and harmonious working environment together. Remember..."

Too lazy to listen to Manager Zhang's clichés, Fang Chengcheng couldn't hold back anymore, and was the first to rush forward, excitedly holding Gu Du's hand: "Hello, madam!"

Gu Du: "Huh?"

other people:"……"

Fuck!This idiot still said it!

"My...my name is Fang Chengcheng, 'Fang' for direction, 'Cheng' for success, and 'Cheng' for honesty. From now on, we will be a family that loves each other!" Fang Chengcheng held tighter.

other people:"……"

Is it really okay to be so thick-skinned?

"Then I'll call you 'Xiaocheng'." Gu Du laughed dryly, feeling that this young man was too enthusiastic.

"Yeah, as long as you are happy, madam."

Manager Zhang almost spat out a mouthful of blood, and the faces of the others also turned blue.

Why does this sound so wrong?Gu Du pulled out his hand in embarrassment: "Uh, you should change your name."

"Hello ma'am!"

Gu Du: "..."

In the end, Fang Chengcheng was dragged away by Manager Zhang, who was about to have a heart attack, and the others breathed a sigh of relief, and greeted Gu Du with a smile.

Gu Du nodded and responded one by one, silently remembering their names in his heart, including Fang Chengcheng, he felt that there were a few people with special personality.

Afterwards, Manager Zhang gave Gu Du some documents and materials, including the introduction of Leng's brands and related products, and also gave him a piece of information about old customers who had frequent contacts with Leng's and made good friends with them.

In short, this is the first day, Manager Zhang is going to let Gu Du get familiar with the work first.

At noon, Manager Zhang treated guests, and everyone held a simple welcome party for Gu Du.

Gu Du didn't want to make Manager Zhang spend money, but the kindness was hard to turn down, so he agreed with half push and half.

Fang Chengcheng, who has a very bad capacity for alcohol, became drunk after only a few drinks, shouting loudly: "Hmph, Haike is too arrogant recently! Our goal is to have no moths... No, beat Haike! "

"Down with Haike!" Fang Chengcheng continued to shout.

Manager Zhang immediately rushed over and covered his mouth: "No...sorry, he is in the late stage of the second disease and extremely mentally disabled."

Gu Du shook his head, but he was a little concerned: Haike, it seems that we are destined to meet each other?

After get off work in the evening, President Leng came to pick up his wife in person, and when Leng Yan walked in, the entire sales department immediately flourished.

Everyone was in awe, and suddenly felt that they would be the people under the boss's cover in the future, and their prestige was improved many times in an instant.

On the way home, Leng Yan asked concerned: "How do you feel today?"

Gu Du, who was sitting in the passenger seat, didn't answer, but just rubbed his temples.

"tired?"

Leng Yan frowned slightly, didn't Wen Chang say that everything was arranged?On the first day of work, what did they ask their daughter-in-law to do?

At this time, Gu Du suddenly laughed: "Haha, how can I be tired."

Leng Yan was helpless for a while, his daughter-in-law was good or bad, and she was acting to tease him again.

"If I really want to say I'm tired, it's probably because I've been sitting for a whole day and I'm tired." Gu Du said again, after all, he used to work in the zoo and always had to walk around a lot, and suddenly he was not used to it.

"What about colleagues?" Leng Yan asked again.

Thinking of the serious but a bit grumpy Manager Zhang, the young funny man like Fang Chengcheng, the casual Pan Ge, and the big-minded Yue Sister, Gu Du couldn't help but smile again: "They're pretty funny. , a very interesting group of people.”

After hearing this, President Leng was instantly relieved.

On Saturday, after nine o'clock in the morning, Gu Du went shopping with Grandma Yu. At this time, President Leng was the only one at home, no, there was also a snake and a dog.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

Sa Sanbao yelled at Xiao Cui, who was coiled into a ball on the sofa, and expressed his position more than once, saying that he loved "gududu" the most.

"Sizzle!"

Uncle Xiaocui, who was spitting out a letter, was very upset, and his rival in love was fucked!

"Wang Wang!"

Don't roll, don't roll, Sa Sanbao said that he was born as a "Gududu" dog and died as a "Gududu" ghost.

Leng Yan: "..."

Why do I seem to be able to understand their conversations?

"elder brother!"

The next moment, Lin Wei and Zhu Zhiyi appeared.

But when he saw Uncle Xiao Cui, Lin Wei, who was afraid of snakes, immediately withered and hid behind Zhu Zhiyi.

"Xiao Wei, why did you come here?" Leng Yan asked.

Lin Wei smiled: "Hey, I'm here for dinner."

They will come over today. Lin Wei intends to visit his cousin and sister-in-law. Zhu Zhiyi has something to do. He wants to discuss fan comics with Leng Yan as a painter Z.

When the two masters were talking about business, Lin Wei, as a young reader, listened quietly, looking forward to Mr. Z's comics.

"Ah!" Suddenly, Lin Wei sneezed, as if he had caught a cold.

In an instant, Zhu Zhiyi next to him put his hand on Lin Wei's forehead and tested his temperature: "Fortunately, I don't have a fever."

Colds in summer are nothing more than eating too many cold drinks, taking a cold shower, sleeping with the air conditioner on at night without a good quilt, and...

Leng Yan narrowed his eyes slightly, keenly noticed the "little strawberry" on Lin Wei's neck, and he knew it already.

That's right, poor Lin Xiaowei is always naked, and is "bullied" by a certain pervert. He has been "bullied" a lot these days.

"There is medicine at home, do you want to take it?" President Leng Da still cared about his cousin.

Lin Wei shook his head: "It's a small matter, it should be fine after a night of sleep."

Leng Yan: "..."

Can the two of you really just sleep together?

Later, Leng Yan agreed to Zhu Zhiyi's request, but now some extra scripts are still stored in his computer, and he still needs to sort them out.

"Then I'll go upstairs and copy it to you first, you wait for me for a while."

"Yeah." The two nodded in agreement.

As soon as Leng Yan left, Uncle Xiaocui swam over, spitting out the letter "hissing".

Lin Wei was a little upset, he always felt that Xiao Cui was staring at Zhu Zhiyi with hatred.Indeed, Xiao Cui had a "knotted" feud with a certain pervert.

Zhu Zhiyi smiled, he was not afraid of Xiaocui at all, he pinched the snake's head accurately, caught Xiaocui in an instant, and held it in front of Lin Wei's eyes.

"Would you like to play around? Play a few more times, maybe you won't be afraid of snakes in the future."

Lin Wei trembled all over, stepped back and shouted: "No! I don't want it!"

"Hiss!" Your uncle!Xiaocui was dizzy from being shaken, the big man with facial paralysis came to rescue her!

"Is it really fun? Try it?" Zhu Zhiyi grabbed Xiaocui and slowly approached Lin Wei.

"No... no no no!" Lin Wei's face was pale and uncertain, and his legs were weak.

Suddenly, without knowing why, he thought of those terrible GVs, as if there were some kind of snakes!

Mama!Lin Wei was greatly stimulated and fainted from fright.

After Leng Yan went downstairs, he found that his cute and stupid little cousin was already lying on the sofa.

I'll go, I just walked away for a while, why did my cousin faint?Did they do some intense "sports" again?

In fact, Lin Wei was pretending to be dizzy. He felt that he couldn't see Xiaocui, so he wasn't so scared anymore. By the way, he could lie on the sofa and rest, which is also very good.

Later, Lin Wei was no longer bothered, Leng Yan and Zhu Zhiyi changed the subject and were talking about something.

"This one is not bad, I have used it many times."

"Ah."

"This is opened to the maximum gear, and the effect is quite impressive."

"Ah."

"What flavor do you like? You can choose whatever you want."

"You guys really know how to play."

playing what?Lin Wei moved his fingers and became a little sober.

"Just in case, let me introduce an expert to you." At this time, it was Leng Yan who spoke first.

"it is good."

What kind of experts are you introducing?Lin Wei was really curious, so he opened his eyes.

There are a bunch of scary fun tools on the coffee table, and Zhu Zhiyi is holding a business card in his hand, which says——

Anorectal, Dr. Li.

Rolling his eyes, Lin Wei really fainted now.

"Leng Yan, we're back."

At the same time, Gu Du and grandma also walked into the hall.