The president is doomed to be alone

"Uncle, what kind of perfume are you wearing early in the morning, and the movement is so slow!" Xiao Lengwei complained.

Because he thought it was his wife who came, Leng Yan was a little speechless: "Wei Wei, why are you here?"

"I miss you! Uncle, don't you welcome me?" Xiao Lengwei blinked her big watery eyes, looking quite innocent.

Leng Yan: "..."

Why does he always have an ominous premonition.

Afterwards, Housekeeper Hu handed over little Leng Wei to Leng Yan to take care of him temporarily, and he came to pick up Leng Wei in the evening.

As soon as he entered Leng Yan's house, Xiao Lengwei looked around and said with emotion: "Wow, living in this kind of place, uncle, are you here to experience life?"

"..." President Leng was depressed again: I'm here to chase your aunt.

Quickly adapting to his uncle's new home, Xiao Lengwei opened his schoolbag and took out the three winter vacation workbooks, his cute little face wrinkled into a ball immediately.

"You still have your homework?" Leng Yan was slightly surprised, how could this naughty ghost love studying so much?

"Yeah, uncle, Dad, he doesn't know what happened to him suddenly? He never took care of my homework before, but he wants to check my homework tomorrow! It's scary!"

Leng Yan thought for a while, probably because the eldest brother saw that Leng Wei had become more and more mischievous in the past two years, so he started to discipline him strictly.

"It's okay, he won't eat you again."

"But I only did a little bit." Xiao Leng said weakly.

It's not Chinese New Year yet, and it's still early for elementary school students to start school. Leng Yan comforted him: "You don't need to finish it in a hurry, my brother should just check it."

Xiao Lengwei still shook his head: "No, I only moved one of the three booklets, and I wrote less than one-tenth of it, so I will definitely be scolded."

He remembered that his father forced him to do homework two days ago, not only did not allow any tutors to be around, but also confiscated his mobile phone and iPad, and locked him in the room alone. Life is really lonely like snow!

"Then what do you want?" Leng Yan's eyelids twitched uneasily.

Xiao Lengwei laughed "hehe" twice, then handed three exercise books to Leng Yan: "My dear uncle, I entrust my life to you."

Leng Yan: "..."

"No!" Leng Yan refused.

"Uncle, you can't do nothing!" Xiao Lengwei immediately hugged his uncle's thigh and cried, "And you are ungrateful! I think I did a lot of hard work in chasing my aunt for you back then. If you don't help I, I will find a way to find my aunt—”

"I help."

"Uncle, you are so handsome!"

Leng Yan: "..."

After handing over the homework to Leng Yan, Xiao Lengwei found Xiao Cui and played with it happily.

It's winter, and Leng Yan turns on the air conditioner to keep the constant temperature above 25 degrees. He also puts a special heating pad under Xiaocui's snake box and takes good care of it.

Although Xiaocui doesn't need to hibernate anymore, she doesn't bother to move. This is the most docile time of the year.

Xiao Lengwei is not afraid of anything, but likes the green snake raised by Leng Yan very much.

At this time, he tied a pink ribbon for Xiaocui, and tied a big bow on his head, and then took out a big black fake snake that he brought here specially.

"Cui Cui, are you willing to marry Da Hei?"

Uncle Xiaocui: "..."

"Xiao Cui is male." Leng Yan reminded.

"I don't care!" Xiao Lengwei pouted, "In my eyes, Cui Cui is the little princess."

Leng Yan: "..."

Xiao Cui: "..."

"Just as long as you are happy." Leng Yan rubbed Xiao Lengwei's head, sat down at the desk, and flipped through the winter vacation workbook he brought over.

【Ancient Poetry Fill in the Blank】

Bright moonlight in front of the bed (quickly draw the curtains)

Two orioles sing green willows (a line of white deer goes to the west)

The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead (waves within waves)

Leng Yan: "..."

This kind of weird answer is really endless, but the little nephew once again refreshed his three views!Frowning, Leng Yan turned a page, wanting to see other questions that Xiao Lengwei had done, one of which was about antonyms and reverse thinking——

[Please write the antonyms of the following words]

Old (uncle) breakfast (breakfast) cold (wei) southern (people)

Cry (QAQ) cold (light cold) cold (cold Wei) ugly (I am the most handsome)

PS: The word Wei is so difficult to write, please praise me =3=

Leng Yan: "..."

How cute is she begging for praise?Obviously all wrong!Did you read the title?

[Title: I picked up one yuan and handed it to the teacher. 】

I lost one yuan and went to steal the teacher.

Leng Yan: "..."

Nima stole what teacher!What the hell is he thinking!

Leng Yan, who was suffering from a severe headache, raised his forehead, patiently flipped through a few more pages, intending to look at Xiao Lengwei's diary and composition level.

【journal】

1. The first day: I went to play with my mother today, and I had a great time playing;

The next day: I went to play with my mother yesterday, and I had a great time playing;

Day [-]: Today I remembered that I went to play with my mother the day before yesterday, and I had a great time...

2. Today is Sunday, the weather is fine, I followed the housekeeper uncle into a department store, ah, I saw an old farmer, with a refrigerator in his left hand and a TV in his right, trotting...

Leng Yan: "..."

【composition】

[1. Please use "His Life" as the title, the style is not limited, and the number of words should not be less than 500. 】

All his life, he was born and died.

ah!This is such a sad story, let us silently mourn... (500 words are omitted below)

What a ghost!

President Leng almost vomited blood, thinking of his usual calm and calm image, he held back abruptly.

Apart from the neat handwriting, everything else is not good at all!From this point of view, it might as well be blank. Why is my nephew's language so poor?

Alas, it's really embarrassing for their Leng family. If the eldest brother sees it, he will probably be pissed to death.

Suddenly, Leng Yan saw another composition by Xiao Lengwei, and found that this time the number of words seemed to be more, it was no longer two lines, and it was written about "Uncle", so he felt a little relieved.

[2. "My ___" (my father, mother, uncle or uncle, etc.), write about a family member you are familiar with, and require a sincere and touching narrative, no less than 500 words. 】

"My Uncle"

My uncle is tall, fierce, and has never been able to find a wife.

Until one day, he met a beautiful aunt at the zoo.

Uncle said: "Honey, marry me!"

Aunt said: "Get out!"

Uncle's heart hurts so much, he cried bitterly!Colorful tears flowed for three days and three nights, flooding his home. He lost his home and became a wandering werewolf ever since.

ah!This is such a sad story, let us silently mourn... (500 words are omitted below)

President Leng froze for three seconds, then couldn't bear it anymore, and finally broke out: "Leng Wei! Come here!"

Xiao Lengwei, who was playing with the snake, was startled, ran over to take a look, and laughed twice: "Uncle, don't be angry, composition is all bragging, it's better to be the opposite of reality to have a sense of excitement!"

Leng Yan grabbed his little nephew and beat his little butt.

"Child abuse! I want to call the police!" Xiao Lengwei yelled.

"Cold...cold rock?"

As soon as Gu Du opened the door, he saw this scene.

Leng Yan was stunned, and the clever little Leng Wei took the opportunity to slip away and threw himself into Gu Du's arms: "Brother Gu, help me!"

"What's wrong?" Gu Du was at a loss.

"Brother Gu, you must not be deceived by your uncle's appearance. Once he marries you into his family, he will definitely treat you domestically! At that time, you can only take the child back to your mother's house, and even go on TV. That kind of mediation The family dispute program, the face is not mosaic!"

Gu Du: "..."

"He has a fever, and he forgot to take his medicine today." Leng Yan bit the bullet and explained.

Later, for some reason, Gu Du and Leng Yan began to help Xiao Lengwei with homework.

"Uncle, remember to imitate my beautiful calligraphy." Xiao Lengwei urged.

"Hmm." Leng Yan was depressed, and began to write big characters in Song Dynasty one stroke at a time.

"It doesn't look like the writing, look at Brother Gu, how similar he is." Xiao Lengwei pointed to Gu Du, and Leng Yan took a look, and it really looked alike, the daughter-in-law is amazing!

Gu Du smiled wryly: "It's just imitating the font, it's not a big deal, I also helped Xiao Ru and Xiao Xin with their homework before."

Touched by the good brother of China!Leng Yan sighed.

His eldest brother not only robbed him of food when he was a child, but also let himself help him with his homework, and now even his son bullies him. This is a sad story.

"Forget it, uncle, go and help me write the math problems."

I don't know how many millions of contracts President Leng Da has signed, and I don't care how many people want Re Da's signature. Xiao Lengwei really dislikes his uncle's words, and urges Leng Yan to write math problems.

Leng Yan wrote very quickly because he didn't need to think about it at all, but suddenly, he was stumped by an inquiry question.

[2889=? 】

So weird!

Leng Yan was stunned, he didn't want to ask, should he use his mobile phone to Baidu?

No, Gu Du is sitting next to him, he doesn't even know elementary school math, what a shame!

Just when Leng Yan was struggling, Gu Du had already noticed: "You can't do it?"

Leng Yan continued to be dazed, not wanting to speak.

Gu Du moved his head closer, and immediately frowned: "Me neither."

"Yes... is it?"

President Leng was overjoyed, he felt that he had the dignity to attack again, and he couldn't answer the questions, the stupid wife is also super cute!

"Huh, there is such a problem for kindergarten children." Xiao Lengwei was very contemptuous, "The answer is 5, just counting circles, 8 has two circles, and 9 has one circle."

Leng Yan and Gu Du looked at each other in blank dismay, both of them were speechless, adults who knew numbers really couldn't understand.

[3.5 () Guess the idiom]

Leng Wei: "No three no four."

[Puppy asks: I am in line, there are 5 people in front of me, and the people behind me are 2 less than the front, how many people are there in total? 】

This question was too simple, Xiao Lengwei simply dismissed it.

Leng Yan finally understood the question: "Nine people."

Before the words finished, Gu Du shook his head: "It should be 8. The 'I' in the title is a dog, not a human."

"Yes!" Xiao Lengwei nodded, and looked at Leng Yan very sympathetically, "Uncle, you are too stupid."

President Leng: "..."

In the evening, it was time for Xiao Lengwei to go home.

To prevent revealing his identity, Leng Yan didn't let Butler Hu go upstairs, but went downstairs with Xiao Lengwei in his arms.

Gu Du stayed at home, and suddenly found a box of biscuits he gave to Xiao Lengwei, they forgot to take them away, and chased them out.

At the back gate of the community, the Leng family sent a special car over.

Butler Hu took Xiao Lengwei, and several other male bodyguards nodded and bowed to Leng Yan, very respectful.

Seeing this, Gu Du hid immediately, although he didn't hear their conversation, but he was more sure of one thing in his heart, Leng Yan's identity must not be simple!

Following Lin Wei's clue, Gu Du continued to investigate further.He found out that in addition to his two older brothers, Lin Wei also had a cousin, who might be in... Leng's Group!

Gu Du was stunned...

The author has something to say: Regarding the body, thank you for your concern, the grapefruit is no longer a serious problem (づ￣3￣)づ～

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