The Poison Immortal of Transmigration

Speaking of a long, long time later, um, how long...about...3000 years, they can't remember clearly.Anyway, it was after Du Haotian and Mr. Gong had ascended to the fairy world.

Yes, they are now the so-called fairy couples. They only know how to eat, drink, have fun and grow fields all day long. Occasionally, they go down to the earth to govern the world they have blessed.

No, today the Fairy Empress held another feast of fairy peaches, and was going to invite all the gods, big and small, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, to have a big meal.

Du Haotian, as the most handsome Xianjun in the new generation, is naturally on the invitation list.

Du Haotian, who has cultivated to be a super foodie, happily sat on his mount, Mr. Gong, and flew to Xiantao Garden to eat a big meal, and brought back a lot of Xiantao.

Then, the next day.

Ah ~

Du Haotian almost couldn't get up early in the morning.

Mr. Gong went to farm early in the morning. As soon as Du Haotian woke up today, he found that his stomach was swollen, as if he was carrying a small watermelon. He quickly sent a sound transmission to call Mr. Gong: "Call Lao Gong, call Old Gong, Gao Neng has appeared here, over!"

Mr. Gong's field is only half planted, and his wife's appetite has been getting bigger and bigger recently, and the supply is almost in short supply.People in the fairy world actually don't have to eat, that is, they only eat some fairy fruit when there is a banquet, but Du Haotian is special, he still keeps the good habit of three meals in the morning, lunch and dinner.No, the vegetables in the fields are almost gone, and he has to work hard again.

At this moment, Mr. Gong returned to the fairy mansion they loved after receiving a fast voice transmission from his wife.

I saw his wife Du Haotian's teary eyes, crying half-cryingly: "Old Gong, Lao Gong, look at how my stomach is swollen..."

Mr. Gong took a look, and sure enough it was a little higher than yesterday... well, more than a little.

He is very clear that his wife is living a leisurely life, and eating too much has caused her belly to grow out. Although she has a belly, he still loves his belly very much, ( */w＼*).

However, if he told his wife the truth, he would definitely be subjected to domestic violence. At that time, a bunch of spiders, centipedes and snakes would fly towards him, it would be...

Mr. Gong had no choice but to cover his scalp and say, "Honey, it's not...is there?"

After listening to Mr. Gong's words, a five-thunder blast struck Du Haotian instantly.

Du Haotian: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

In this way, Mr. Gong was kicked out of the house directly, and his wife said that he wanted to be quiet and let him disappear for three days.At that moment, he was so angry that he almost killed the fairy named Jing Jing, but his wife was worried about it. How could this be, the little belly belonged to him alone! ! !Hurry up and get rid of this wall-climbing witch named Jingjing.

Then, three days passed, and all the fairies in the fairy world with a name of Jing, including a fairy concubine and a land master, were all attacked and entered the recuperating holy pool of the emperor.The murderer cannot be found for a while, and everyone in the fairy world is in danger.

During these three days, Du Haotian thought very clearly.He touched his swollen stomach in the morning, touched his swollen stomach at noon, and touched his swollen stomach at night, and then suddenly found his stomach moved.This is the first time for Du Haotian to directly feel another life moving in his stomach. At this moment, he is completely infected by the excitement of being a new mother... bah bah bah, it's the father's excitement. He is almost so excited that he can't fall asleep. I want to share this joy with his family, Mr. Gong.

It's just that his old Gong seems to be kicked out of his house to farm... Forget it, he is the head of the family, three days is three days, let that guy continue to farm.

Then on the second day of these three days, Du Haotian started to eat and drink, touching his stomach every hour, then started eating and drinking again, and then touched his stomach again.

The same is true on the third day, the direct food intake is doubled, and one meal has to eat half the amount that a Shenlong can eat.

Then, when the three-day period expired, Mr. Gong happily walked home. He had already sent all the fairies and immortals named Jing to Mr. Xianhuang’s sanatorium in the past three days, oh, and finally included a gatekeeper Xianjun's god dog.Hmph, what is the name of a male dog, Shizuka, I have read too many comics in the world called Earth in the Three Thousand Worlds.

Then as soon as he entered the gate of his own fairy mansion, Mr. Gong called his own wife and lord lovingly.Soon, the ground began to shake, and a huge creature gradually came out of it.

Mr. Gong almost jumped up, and shouted "Where is the evildoer, dare to trespass on my eldest brother Gong's house, it is really desperate."

The behemoth rolled his eyes, gave him a contemptuous look, and then said, "Idiot, where have you been going for these three days? I told you to go out for three days. I don't know if I'm starving to death! "

Gong Ke heard this familiar voice, or this familiar formula... oh, I forgot.Gong Ke heard this familiar voice, how touching it was, it was obviously from his own belly, how could it be possible...

Suddenly, a shocking thought popped out of Mr. Gong's mind, maybe...the person in front of him who is at least three times fatter than before...is his dear wife! ! !

Mr. Gong thought to himself, even if you are fatter, I still love you, but... kiss my wife, our fairy house will collapse if it continues to shake like this...tt

Du Haotian rolled his eyes again and showed the other party that he was in a good mood these past few days, and the baby in his stomach faintly told him that he needed a lot of energy, so he ate a lot... I don't know how many are omitted here. ..a lot of things, and it was food from the fairy world, so it was full of energy. He almost couldn't get up again in the morning after eating it.

Then Du Haotian once again ordered Mr. Gong to go to the farm quickly, and his baby was hungry and he was the only one to ask.

Mr. Gong resigned to his fate and flew out to continue farming. He was just casually talking about deceiving his wife, but he never thought that his wife really thought he had a baby, and now she is still desperately eating. This pain can only be swallowed by himself. up.

Then, within a few months, Du Haotian ate more and more, and the more he ate, the fatter he became. Gong Ke continued to open up wasteland. After planting cucumbers and muggles, and cabbage and eggplants, he was extremely busy.

Even their old friend Mr. Baiqi, oh, the current Xuanbing Tianlong, the queen of the demon world, the colorful lily spider, and the fairy grass that has been rooted and growing not far from their house, and the baby isatis root that has not yet grown up, all of them are very happy. When I came here to visit, I couldn't recognize this huge man as...

Everyone shouted: Give me back my belly that cried out to the whole fairy world back then!

In this way, almost ten months have passed, and Du Haotian has been counting the days, and a voice from his round belly told him that the baby is coming soon.Mr. Gong dotes on his wife very much, no matter what happens to his wife, so he continues to play baby games with his wife, anyway, it's all made up by him.

Then, one day suddenly, when Mr. Gong was farming again, he received a fast voice transmission from his wife again, in which he scolded him, the elder Gong.

When rushing back to his fairy mansion again, Mr. Gong found that his little belly... Well, now he should be called a big belly wife lying on the bed sweating all over, overflowing with aura.Now he doesn't know what kind of disease his wife is suffering from. Could it be that he will explode if he eats too much?

Then his wife grabbed his hand and bit it desperately, yelling that it hurts, it hurts, and he will never have children again. Mr. Gong's entire arm was about to be torn off, so he could only worry.

Suddenly, there was a flash of divine light, and Du Haotian's stomach gave out soft ripples like moonlight. After a few breaths, a white and fat baby appeared for no reason, lying next to Du Haotian, and Du Haotian's body seemed to shrink, quickly turning back into its original shape. The beauty of the baby, the excess flesh seemed to be turned into spiritual power, and all flew into the baby's body.

Du Haotian: ~(≧▽≦)/~My son is here!

Mr. Gong: ==

Mr. Gong: ==

The baby's mind was very high, and when he opened his eyes and saw the two, he quickly called his father and mother.

Du Haotian: ~(≧▽≦)/~

Baby: Daddy~

Gong Ke: ~(≧▽≦)/~

baby: mother~

Mr. Gong: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Du Haotian: (→_→), are you unhappy?Looking for shi?

Mr. Gong: No, I am very happy. Look at our baby, does it look very much like the two of us!

Ever since, people in the entire fairy world knew that the beautiful and fat cryable Master Poison Immortal and his mount had an extra family member. The whole fairy world celebrated a big event and started to hold a feast again.

At this time, Grandpa Danxian said cursingly to the couple of the Du family: "Before the Xiantao Society, it was you who stole my birth pill and told you that it was not candy. Really, it's okay now." , and you have to give a red envelope to your son..." Then Grandpa Danxian stuffed a big red envelope for the two of them, and it was double sealed.

Gong Ke: == Well, it’s all his fault. He saw a beautiful gift box on the table next door, with a pill in it. When he showed it to his wife, she happened to be drunk. , thought it was a candy, and swallowed the elixir directly...then when they went back that night, they seemed to have sex (*/w＼*), so...

Forget it, the banquet has begun, as long as everyone is happy~

Ever since, Du Haotian and Mr. Gong...and Baobao, named Gong Qijun and nicknamed Gong Baobao, the family of three lived happily ever after~