[Rat cat] Long live the emperor

Zhao Zhen didn't get complacent for long.

Mr. Bao and Mr. Gongsun may think that Zhao Zhen is an "emperor embryo, a malleable talent", and they are trying to teach him to be a prosperous and wise king.But after taking the school examination, I found out that the future Mingjun is actually illiterate!

——You guys are all stunned!

Thinking about it later, Zhao Zhen was homeless at a very young age, with only a crazy mother and an eunuch who could not read a word by his side, it was a blessing that he did not grow up to be a heartless brat, so he began to feel sorry for Zhao Zhen's experience .

Distressed is distressed, there is no less knowledge that should be learned!

Thus, the hard-working Zhao Zhen started his senior year in high school.Perhaps it was because of the change of shell that Zhao Zhen felt that his memory was better than before, and his mind was brighter. With the energy he used to memorize lines when he forgot to eat and sleep, he could recite jerky ancient prose by heart.

In addition, Zhao Zhen's arithmetic is very good, mental arithmetic is faster than the abacus, and the old man in charge of the accounting room was shocked!

Although Zhao Zhen is lazy by nature, it is important to have self-knowledge. He is very diligent in studying literature and martial arts, and can endure hardships.

But some problems cannot be overcome by hard work and hard work.

Such as calligraphy.

Zhao Zhen has never learned calligraphy in his previous life. Although he has acted in a few costume dramas, they are all ghostwritten by famous artists hired by the crew. He only needs to pose a few poses in front of the camera.Therefore, Zhao Zhen's pen-holding posture is very beautiful, but due to the bad habits developed in the previous life, coupled with the fact that he is too young and has weak wrists, Zhao Zhen's handwriting is always crooked, crooked, and caterpillars crawl better than this.

Mr. Bao was worried, Mr. Gongsun was disgusted, Zhan Zhao was watching the fun with a smile, and it was Bai Yutang who paid attention.

Bai Yutang pointed at Zhan Zhao, "Children's hands are boring, right? Let Mr. Zhan teach him how to practice martial arts. It will be of great benefit if you give him a few pointers."

Zhan Zhao originally wanted to struggle, but then he thought about it, in order to keep Zhao Zhen, Mr. Bao lied to the emperor that Zhao Zhen would learn martial arts from him, if something happened later, wouldn't it be a crime of deceiving the emperor?Why don't you just take some time off and just teach me two tricks to fool around or something...

Seeing that the upper body is in trouble, and the excitement can no longer be seen, Zhan Zhao looked at Bai Yutang, "Bai Shaoxia's martial arts are world-class, why don't we go together?"

Bai Yutang was polite to him, "No matter where it is, Master Zhan is the best."

Zhan Zhao was more polite than him, "No, it's still Bai Shaoxia who is the best in the world."

The two looked at each other for a moment, one with a smile and one with a cold face.

"In terms of martial arts, it's still about showing off your peers."

"Bai Shaoxia's martial arts are as peerless as his appearance."

"It's you who surpasses the world."

"You are the best in the world."

"You cover!"

"You are the one to cover!"

Seeing that the two enemies were quarreling again, Bao Zheng and Gongsun Ce looked at each other and quickly left.

Zhao Zhen was more unlucky, because the center of the storm was in the yard he shared with Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang, and Zhao Zhen had nowhere to hide if he wanted to hide from the thunder.

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In fact, Mr. Bao's original intention was to let Zhao Zhen live in his yard and take care of him nearby, but Zhao Zhen resolutely refused.

joke!During the day, being taken homework by Mr. Bao has already been exhausted, and the labor reform prisoners still have time to let go!

As for Bai Yutang, in fact, Zikong Island has real estate in Kaifeng, with carved beams and painted buildings, pavilions and waterside pavilions, beautiful maidservants like clouds, and the environment is more than 4000 times more comfortable than Kaifeng Mansion, but Bai Wuye has recently added a new hobby - teasing cats!

Bai Wuye is too involved in teasing cats, often forgets the time, and gradually develops a bad habit of not returning home at night.Later, I probably felt that it was too busy to go to Kaifeng Mansion early in the morning to tease the cats, so I turned into a lodging for the night, and I didn’t move my nest...

╮(￣▽￣”)╭Actually, you can also reverse the above paragraph.

Mr. Zhan has recently added a new hobby - teasing mice!Still a cool, beautiful white mouse!

Yu Maoda found joy in the game of teasing the mouse, and was going to waste the limited cat life in the infinite game of teasing the mouse.So Mr. Zhan took great pleasure in provoking the mice, happily tidying up the cat's nest, and warmly welcome the mice to settle in...

Zhao Zhen observed closely and found that the way the two get along is quite interesting, and there are always a lot of situations.

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang are both non-provocative characters, but as long as they meet each other, it's like meeting a natural incompatibility. Kaifeng mansion is full of the two heroes bickering and fighting.Two people who are usually very serious, get together like a three-year-old doll, and they can quarrel over trivial matters. Later, they escalated from quarrels to fights, and when they were tired, they sat on the wall and continued to quarrel...

The two are obviously very familiar, and insist on calling each other Bai Shaoxia, Mr. Zhan, etc., as if whoever changes their words first will lose.

When everyone tried to persuade the fight, nine times out of ten it would be affected. Later, it was seen that the two hadn't broken up after half a month of pinching.The maids all said: The quarrel between Bai Wuye and Mr. Zhan is the most vivid, and the ice beauty came back to life, so real~

Zhao Zhen and the two of them lived in the same yard, and every morning, they began to watch them fight, eat, walk, sleep, and sometimes sleep together in the middle of the night when they were sleepy, it was unreasonable!Zhao Zhen looks at the world with the eyes of basic love, and always feels that the two of them are showing off!kindness!like!

~(￣▽￣～)(～￣▽￣)～

When the two heroes went from quarreling to fighting, and continued to quarrel when they were tired, Zhao Zhen was already drooling in sleep.After the two heroes fought, they both felt very happy, consciously and generously put aside the past, and the two heads came together to look at Zhao Zhen.

After pinching the soft-handed Zhao Zhen, Bai Yutang said in disgust, "Aptitude is mediocre."

Zhan Zhao gave him a white look, "He's not into the Jianghu, he's just a second-rate guy."

Bai Yutang raised his eyebrows, "A half-baked guy?" Bai Wuye puts all his effort into everything he does, and he hates half-baked people the most.

Zhan Zhao picked up Zhao Zhen and sent him back to his room, "Teach him to be a first-class expert if you have the ability, but I can't do it anyway."

Bai Yutang paused for a moment, and finally compromised: "...it's still half-baked."

"Ah Choo..." Zhao Zhen sneezed in his sleep, as if he felt that someone was speaking ill of him.Zhao Zhen has long been used to being hugged by Zhan Zhao, so he simply twisted his buttocks and turned over, wiped his saliva, rubbed his eyes, tried his best to stuff his head into Jin Zhao's arms, stared dazedly and continued to sleep.

Zhan Zhao was speechless, "This kid, I don't even know if I sold him."

It's rare for Bai Yutang to talk poorly, "He will know about it, and he will come back to find you to share the spoils. I suggest you sell it more expensive next time."

The two looked at each other, and couldn't help laughing at the same time: Zhao Zhen, a little money fanatic, might really be able to do this.

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After Zhao Zhen woke up, Zhan Zhao told him about learning martial arts. Zhao Zhen was disappointed that he could not become a peerless master.

Then I thought about it, no matter how small a fly is, it is still meat, and the second-rate is not bad, at least the third-rate is at the bottom. Do you always look backward~

Zhan Zhao originally planned to teach casually without formal apprenticeship, but Zhao Zhen definitely did.

Zhao Zhen vaguely remembered that in the TV series, Zhan Zhao was always wronged, bullied, framed, and often injured, which seemed quite miserable.Zhan Zhao has always been kind to him, and he tried his best to reciprocate.

Zhao Zhen is confident that he will ascend the throne in the future. After he ascends the throne, Zhan Zhao will be a well-known emperor teacher. At least he can avoid kneeling in front of the emperor, and get a few gold medals to avoid death for Zhan Zhao!table!foot!

Speaking of Zhan Zhao, Bai Yutang comes to mind.

Although the Bai Yutang in front of him is different from the one in the story, there is no guarantee that he will not be as short-lived as in the story.If you have a chance, you must tell Bai Yutang that you will have to take a detour when passing through Xiangyang in the future, and don't get close to any buildings that seem to be "Sky Towers"!

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That evening, Zhao Zhen and Zhan Zhao went shopping hand in hand, ah no, they were patrolling the streets!

Zhan Zhao is handsome, has a good temper, is skilled in martial arts, and smiles all day long. He doesn't have the airs of a hero at all. His daily job is to maintain law and order, eliminate violence and keep the good.Since Zhan Zhao came to Kaifeng Mansion, the law and order in the whole city has been booming. Even the notorious second-generation officials have restrained a lot, and they no longer dare to play hooligans on the street.

Therefore, in the hearts of Kaifeng people, Zhan Zhao is like an idol.

Mr. Zhan went out for half a month, and suddenly there was a beautiful little doll beside him, and he seemed to follow in and out with his tail.

The common people were all curious, although Mr. Zhan has a baby face, he is indeed a real hero!real man!My son is so big at such a young age!Later, after inquiring about it, I found out that Ganqing is not a son but a disciple, Mr. Zhan is accepting a disciple~

As a result, Zhao Zhen became popular for no reason, and every time he went out, he caused a sensation, which was even more exaggerated than when he was a star in his previous life.

Having said that, Kaifeng people are much cuter than Yuji paparazzi.

For example, today, Zhao Zhen and Zhan Zhao walked by the road, and within a moment, their arms were full of all kinds of snacks.The common people know the rules, Kaifeng Mansion is Qingshui Yamen, no valuables are accepted, snacks of a few pennies are less courteous and affectionate, and they will not cause trouble for Kaifeng Mansion.

Zhan Zhao didn't lack the money, and he didn't want to hurt the kindness of the people, so every time he took something, he quietly paid for it.The two masters and apprentices happily shared snacks, eating from the street to the end of the street, and patrolling the streets to eat so much belly that they even saved supper.

Zhao Zhen was fed smooth and smooth by Zhan Zhao, and quickly evolved from chopsticks to dumpling, and he also grew a little taller, congratulations!

Bai Yutang was lucky enough to patrol the street once with his master and apprentice, and the grandmas in the whole street were shocked!Poor Bai Yutang, who is world-renowned in martial arts, was frightened away by the enthusiasm of the people of Kaifeng. Since then, he walked on the roof every day, and basically never touched the ground when he went out during the day.

Bai Wuye stood at the intersection of the street, looking at the two foodies, one big and one small, who were exactly the same. His eyes were mixed with admiration and speechlessness, which was very complicated.

After eating and drinking, the three of them went back to the Kaifeng mansion together, and as soon as they entered the yard, they saw Lord Bao sitting at the stone table with a black face.

The three of them looked at the sky subconsciously: Oh, is it cloudy today, so the moon on Mr. Bao's face can't be seen?