[Rat cat] Long live the emperor

Zhao Zhen is not easy to mess with.

The one-eyed man not only attacked and wounded Chengying, but also dared to hold Zhao Zhen and pull his hair!The one-eyed man wanted to die so sincerely, Zhao Zhen had no choice but to let him go, and gave him a hard blow with an unknown poison [tooth needle], so that the one-eyed man could experience a super-class stimulation.

The hidden guards and yamen servants were only injured on the skin, but the five assassins were seriously injured.

Chengying's complexion is not very good, probably because of internal injuries, after washing his eyes with water, he is fine.

The one-eyed man who was most injured was the one-eyed man, who was tightly tied up by the angry secret guards, upgraded from [zongzi] to [squeezed rice dumplings], and was dragged into the cell by the government officials to strip his clothes for inspection to prevent him from hiding drugs. .The one-eyed man, who was so angry and in pain, fainted. Gongsun stepped forward to feel his pulse, "It's not a fatal poison. It will be fine after a few times of pain."

Zhao Zhen nodded, "I guess so, this poisonous needle is used to harm me, and the other party will not let me die easily."

Bao Zheng had never met Zhan Qingfeng, and Gongsun helped them introduce them, Zhao Zhen was more interested in Zhan Qingmang.

The Zhan brothers have exactly the same face, how could they evolve into two completely different personalities?One with facial paralysis is serious and cold with a smile, and the other with facial paralysis whose attributes are unclear?Zhan Qingmang was quite bluffing when he didn't say anything, but it was a pity that he revealed his secrets as soon as he opened his mouth, and he was stunned!

As soon as Zhan Qingmang entered the room, he stared at Zhao Zhen, holding Zhao Zhen's armpit with both hands and raising it high, his face was paralyzed, his face was ruddy, and his eyes were shining with a light called "Surprise".He looked at Zhao Zhen like a scientist who discovered an asteroid and muttered to himself, "Amazing, amazing."

Zhao Zhen was a little confused, what should the name of the master's uncle be?

Zhan Qingfeng came over and patted his younger brother, "Qingmang, don't mess around."

Zhan Qingmang was like a child who found a treasure and wanted to show off to his brother, he held Zhao Zhen in front of Zhan Qingfeng, "Look, brother, a magical child, a child is like an adult, there is only one child in the world, it is change, it is a miracle, it is A turning point that shouldn't exist."

Zhan Qingmang spoke with no tone of voice, even though his eyes were excited, he still narrated dryly and steadily.

The preamble of these few sentences didn't match the postscript, and everyone including Zhan Qingfeng didn't understand it, but Zhao Zhen did!What Zhan Qingmang meant was - he is a magical time traveler, the body of a child has the soul of an adult, he is the only miracle in the world, a turning point that should not exist.

Zhan Qingfeng has long been used to his younger brother's nonsense. When Zhan Zhao was born, his younger brother hugged Zhan Zhao, who was not yet one year old, and said, "Life is rough for a baby, and loyalty and righteousness are in a dilemma. One day, I will lose what I love and regret the rest of my life." At that time, his wife was so angry. Yue didn't give him a good face.

Just when Zhan Qingfeng was thinking of this, he saw Zhan Qingmang put Zhao Zhen down carefully, and muttered in his mouth: "Okay, great, Zhaozhao doesn't have to be loyal, Zhaozhao doesn't have to lose his love, it's changed, it's changed." , the turning point came and the fate changed.”

Zhan Qingfeng's heart moved, as if something was about to come out, and suddenly his palms warmed, Zhao Zhen pulled him and smiled and said, "Master, why are you here? Master and Brother Bai went to Xingkong Island to visit, and we have to wait a long time before we can come back. "

As soon as Zhao Zhen interrupted, Zhan Qingfeng had lost the thought just now, and replied, "Because of the letter."

Zhan Qingfeng is such a man of few words, it is hard for Zhao Zhen to understand what he means, "Did you see the letter I wrote to my grandmother?" Unexpectedly, even Zhan Qingfeng was alarmed.

Zhan Qingfeng nodded, "That's not a living Buddha, it's a disaster Buddha, and things that harm people can't be kept."

Bai Gu lived in seclusion all the year round, no more than Zhan Qingfeng, who had a detached position and a lot of ears and eyes. Zhan Qingfeng understood Fufo better, but he didn't hesitate to talk too much, and pushed all things that needed to be talked to the coachman.The coachman is probably in his 30s, and he is neither humble nor arrogant.The coachman first explained the origin of the Misfortune Buddha, and then said to everyone: "Before entering the city, the master went to the eastern suburbs to see it, and said that the Misfortune Buddha is real, but the demon monk is fake."

"Buddhism is originally a religion believed by small tribes in foreign lands. Back then, under the instigation of Xixia Liao and other countries, demon monks entered the Central Plains from the Western Regions to preach. The demon monks used cruel means to do everything possible. After fulfilling people's wishes, they killed people and killed them. Countless. At that time, the official circles in the Jianghu were fighting against each other, and most of the demon monks were eradicated, and only a few fled into the desert without a trace."

Bao Zheng said: "Regardless of whether it is true or not, the Misfortune Buddha will not appear for no reason, there must be someone pushing the flames."

Gongsun wondered, "What is the purpose, to cause riots or for money?"

Bao Zheng was most concerned about the people, so he turned to Zhao Zhen, "The way the emperor just said..."

Zhao Zhen rubbed his chin, "It took a long time to prepare, and the power of that thing is limited, so you may not be able to feel it here."

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, Zhao Zhen picked up the teacup and was about to take a sip, when he suddenly heard a thunderous rumble from the east, the tea in his hand shook, and the ground seemed to start shaking.Everyone was startled, Bao Zheng thought it was an earthquake, and all kinds of bad thoughts flashed in his mind, but he heard Zhao Zhen happily say: "It's done! It seems that the power of the landmine is not bad!"

Gongsun was a little dazed, "What kind of landmine, isn't it an earthquake?"

Zhao Zhen said: "It's a newly developed firearm, but unfortunately its power is limited and its effect is not stable."

Zhan Qingfeng knew all kinds of weapons, but he had never heard of landmines, so it was rare for him to be interested.

Zhao Zhen said: "The landmines are detonated in the ground. I wanted to make it a trigger, but unfortunately the conditions were limited and I couldn't succeed. I asked someone to bury dozens of landmines around the temple. The continuous detonation is like an earthquake, but the range is much smaller. .”

Zhao Zhen raised his eyebrows and said, "They deceived me with the people's beliefs, so I used God's punishment to deal with them. It must have spread in the streets by now. The living Buddha leaked the heavenly secrets and was punished by the heavens. The living Buddha is an ominous thing and will bring disasters and so on. of."

Bao Zheng was startled: "What should I do if the temple collapses and hurts people!"

Zhao Zhen rubbed his nose in embarrassment, "The landmines are still in the experimental stage, and the power of the gunpowder is very small, and at most they can only shake twice. I told them to bury them deeper, and they could only blow up the soil layer. Except for the mines that I specifically asked to blow up. Stone Buddha, houses will not collapse like earthquakes."

Only then did Bao Zheng breathe a sigh of relief, and after relaxing, he was speechless for a while.

——This kind of method can be thought of, should I say the emperor is clever or insidious?

I saw Zhao Zhen saying seriously: "There was an earthquake in the eastern suburbs for no reason, but only the Living Buddha Temple was severely damaged. This is clearly a punishment from God! I have sent troops to martial law in the eastern suburbs. Master Bao is duty-bound as the prefect of Kaifeng. I have to return The palace summons the ministers to discuss matters, so don't bother."

Zhao Zhen sadly said: "I don't know if there are any casualties among the people..."

The corners of everyone's mouths twitched: Hehe, guess what.

Zhao Zhen squeezed out a pitiful expression, and said with a stampede, "Woohoo, I'm so hurt!"

At this moment, everyone was thinking too much. Zhao Zhen spit all over his face, and hugged him and kissed him twice!

insidious!It's too insidious!Yin is beautiful!

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It is said that after Zhan Zhao Bai Yutang received the letter, he didn't care about the vacation and play, and rushed back to Kaifeng Mansion on a starry night.

But things are often so small.When you are not in a hurry, there is no accident when you walk slowly;Zhan Zhao, Bai Yutang came out from Songjiang Mansion, he didn't walk very far, but he caught up with five brave acts, so slow that Zhan Zhao even noticed it.

When the two were resting on the side of the road, Bai Yutang said, "Someone must have tripped on purpose."

Zhan Zhao also had no choice but to say, "So what if you know, there are always unexpected situations along the way. That person put innocent people in danger, just to force us to take action to delay time. For example, the village that was attacked by bandits this morning, If we don't care, the whole village will die."

Bai Yutang was heartbroken, "I have to find a way, and I can't be led by the nose."

Zhan Zhao patted him on the shoulder, "There is a ready-made solution."

"what?"

Zhan Zhao stretched out two fingers, "Let's divide into two groups, you hurry back to Kaifeng, and I will stay to deal with the aftermath."

To separate from Zhan Zhao, Bai Yutang felt even more frustrated, but Fifth Master knew the general situation after all, "You should go back to Kaifeng, and I will stay to deal with the aftermath."

Zhan Zhao shook his finger, "I'm good at meddling with other people's business, so be good, don't quarrel with Zhao Zhen when you return to Kaifeng, and listen to Mr. Bao more."

Bai Yutang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Mao'er, you are so dull, what would you do if you were betrayed without me watching?"

The corners of Zhan Zhao's mouth twitched, "You are the only one who is slow, and your whole family is slow!"

Just as Bai Yutang was about to reply, he heard a loud sneeze behind him—"Ah, sneeze!!!"

The two turned their heads at the same time, only to see Bai Gu wiping his nose with a delicate handkerchief, and said leisurely: "I'm not slow."

╮(╯▽╰)╭Bai Yutang's family still has this guy, even though Bai Yutang beat him to death and refused to admit it.

Bai Gu threw away the handkerchief casually, "Both of you go, daddy will leave behind to deal with the aftermath."

Bai Yutang obviously didn't trust him, "Can you do it?"

Bai Gu raised his eyebrows and smiled, "Why can't it work, it's what my father did in the past when he sees righteousness and acts bravely."

Zhan Zhao asked Bai Yutang in a low voice, "Didn't you say that uncle started out as a bandit, snitch, and tomb robber?"

Bai Yutang shrugged, "I'm guessing, good people have mountains of gold and silver in their houses, why do good people have houses and don't live in caves."

Bai Gu's elegant smile was a little distorted, "You brat, you're trying to get mad at me!"

Bai Yutang raised his eyebrows, "Don't call me a brat, then you won't be an old bear or an old rabbit."

Bai Gu was so angry that his teeth hurt, Bai Yutang rode on the white horse and ran away without looking back.Zhan Zhao feels that he still needs to deal with the aftermath of the tragedy of the father-son infighting before him.Zhan Zhao comforted Bai Gu, "Don't be angry, don't be angry, isn't the bear child born of the old bear, and the bastard has to call the old rabbit daddy."

Bai Gu was taken aback, did Yutang recognize his father?

Hohohoho, my Yutang is so cute~

Whether it was sincerity or a slip of the tongue, Bai Gu's melancholy mood became clearer, and the smile on his face became more sincere.The whole person has transitioned from the state of [like a smile but not a smile that deserves a beating] to the state of [a cheerful smile like a flower].Zhan Zhao often sees Bai Yutang laughing like this, but never Bai Gu laughing like this.

Bai Gu patted Zhan Zhao on the shoulder, "Let's go, I heard that your father has also come to Beijing."

"Really!" Zhan Zhao's heart suddenly became clear, and his steps became much lighter.

When Zhan Zhao also rode away and there was no one around, Bai Gu savored the familiar yet unfamiliar pleasure alone, his eyes a little lonely.

For many years, with the mask of a fake smile, I gradually forgot the mood of a real smile.