[Rat cat] Long live the emperor

Another assassination, another rebellion, Zhao Zhen's skipping trip had to come to an early end.

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang had to go to Xingkong Island, and Gongsun Pangtong was ordered to take Zhao Zhen back to the palace.With an extremely melancholy mood, Zhao Zhen bid farewell to the reluctant Zhan Zhao and the happy Bai Yutang, and was dragged and tied into the carriage by Chengying, and drove back to the palace pitifully...

Bai Wuye looked up at the sky: the sky in the liberated area is sunny, and finally got rid of the oil bottle!

After several assassinations, Chengying suddenly realized that serving an emperor who likes to hang out, even if Zhao Zhen is surrounded by shadow guards, the assassins who should come will still come, and the whereabouts that should be leaked will still be leaked.It's better to have soldiers come and block the water and cover them with soil than all the plants and trees are all soldiers, let him go!

╮(╯▽╰)╭People, once you learn how to break the pot, your whole life will suddenly become clear.

Running on the road is boring, and driving while clearing the road is even more boring.Zhao Zhen said to Pang Tong more than once, "Don't clear the road, don't disturb the people" (Oh, don't even deprive me of my last entertainment).With an iceberg face, Pang Tong pulled up the banner of the Eight Sage Kings, responding to all changes with the same.

For the first time, Zhao Zhen discovered that the thing more difficult to deal with than the cunning and cunning is taciturn...

Although Pang Tong has won staged victories, Zhao Zhen will not recover from this setback!

In order to retaliate against the ruthless and unreasonable General Pang, Zhao Zhen clings to Gongsun to study all day long, and Gongsun doesn't know how surprised he is!Zhao Zhen, who has been tired of studying for thousands of years, has finally recovered. After finishing his homework, he still wants to add lessons?After finishing the extra class, he offered to stay in class?

Mr. Gongsun looked at the sun with his head - the sun rising in the east is really the sun, isn't it Ganoderma lucidum?

No matter what the reason was, it was always a good thing for Zhao Zhen to want to study. If he read more, he would get into trouble less and trouble General Pang less.

From the Four Books and Five Classics to astronomy and geography, from agriculture and government decrees to local conditions and customs.Gongsun had a great time talking about it, Zhao Zhen had a great time listening to it, and General Pang... General Pang finally understood why Bai Yutang always looked down on Zhao Zhen with his eyes!

Facts have proved that General Pang is wise in insisting on clearing the road!

Everyone returned to Kaifeng calmly and without any trouble, but when entering the city, a carriage overturned in the middle of the road, and the city gate was tightly blocked, making it impossible for the carriage to enter and exit.Pang Tong saw that the east gate was severely blocked, so he told the front to take a detour and enter the city from the north gate.

Zhao Zhen lifted the curtain and took a look, only to see that the people blocked were all luxury carriages, "Why do these rich people get out of the city together?"

Gongsun poured a cup of tea, handed it to Pang Tong who was riding a horse outside the car, and said to Zhao Zhen, "Probably went to the eastern suburbs to worship Buddha."

"Worship Buddha?" Zhao Zhen blinked, "It's not a year, what kind of Buddha do you worship?"

Gongsun thought for a while, "It seems to be a living Buddha from a foreign land. He just arrived in Kaifeng at the beginning of the month. At the beginning, no one believed in it. Recently, it suddenly became popular. I heard that the living Buddha knows 5000 years before and 5000 years later. One worship can cure all diseases. Evil spirits do not invade, anyway, it is omnipotent to save money and avoid disasters."

Zhao Zhen raised his eyebrows and said, "I know 5000 years before and hundreds of years later, so it's the same when you ask me."

As a time traveler, Zhao Zhen is not familiar with history, but probably the context is still clear, this sentence is really a big truth.But things are often like this - when you tell the truth, others think you are joking; when you tell a lie, others believe it.

Gongsun Pangtong didn't take it seriously, and Zhao Zhen didn't care. He tugged on Gongsun's sleeve and shook it, "Sir, tell me about the Living Buddha from the Outer Lands. He is so sought after by people, he must be counting on something, or he can be cured." What kind of disease is it, or something like slaying demons and demons."

Gongsun raised his eyebrows, and the aura of exiled immortal came to his face, and he simply said: "I don't know!"

Zhao Zhen and Pang Tong choked at the same time.

——Almost forgot, although Gongsun looks like a fairy, he is very opposed to strange things.Gongsun believes that fortune-telling, face-to-face, and geomancy are the wisdom of the predecessors, and they should not be connected with gods, ghosts and ghosts.Gongsun hates the cheater who makes a living by cheating and abduction the most. He often exposes the scammer's tricks in public.

Wang Yang, the lieutenant behind Pang Tong, came over to talk, "I know that living Buddha, and his teachings are amazing. My mother said a few days ago that she asked me to ask the living Buddha to point out a good marriage. Save me from the flames!"

Wang Yang pretended to wipe away his tears, while Pang Tong sat up straight without looking sideways.

It's strange to say that Pang Tong is taciturn and dead-faced, and Wang Yang is lively, cheerful and self-acquainted. How can two people who are so different from each other get along well?Can we go to the battlefield and have fun together?

Looking at the background, Wang Yang is still relatively hard. Wang Yang can be regarded as a relative of the royal family who beat around the bush, and his mother and the queen mother are handkerchiefs.

Because she was born in a family of military generals, Mrs. Wang's speech and behavior are very straightforward.Both General Wang and Wang Yang were soldiers, and the three young ladies of the Wang family were all married. Mrs. Wang kept the house alone all the year round, and the Queen Mother sometimes invited her into the palace.Zhao Zhen met several times, and she always heard Mrs. Wang saying, "The son of a jerk is in his 20s and won't marry a wife." The queen mother still wants to match Wang Yang.

Zhao Zhen said with a smile: "Go back and tell your mother that if you want to find a good marriage, it is better to ask the Queen Mother than to ask the Buddha."

"Thank you, Lord Long En!" Wang Yang would climb along the pole, and said with a smile: "Actually, I don't believe in living Buddhas. Since ancient times, I have been seeking marriage and going to the Marriage Temple, and begging my children to find Guanyin, but this foreign Living Buddha is lenient. Men and women marry, Subduing demons and demons, eliminating disasters and solving problems can be helped."

"When you meet the living Buddha, you have to get this number once." Wang Yang gestured with his fingers, "The poor people have no money and can't afford to worship, and the officials dare not reveal their wealth if they have money, so the rich businessmen in the city are throwing money in with great fanfare, and they say they will give it to the living Buddha. The Living Buddha of Outland built a temple to build a golden body, a pure gold golden body!"

Zhao Zhen rubbed his chin: Oh, ah, if we let it go on like this, will it turn into a cult organization?

Gongsun was also a little skeptical, and said to Wang Yang, "Tell me in detail."

Wang Yang scratched the back of his head, "I just heard my mother say a few words, saying that there was a wife who had been childless for many years. She spent a lot of money to beg in front of the Living Buddha, and after a month of returning home, she was pregnant. Although the pulse was not stable, the doctor said Eighty-nine are close to ten."

"There is also a businessman whose house is haunted by ghosts, and he loses money in any business. He also spends a lot of money to ask the Living Buddha to cast spells. Not only is the house peaceful, but he also makes a lot of money within a month." Wang Yang shrugged, "There are also people who want to be promoted. Bai Ling, as long as you have money, you will get what you ask for."

"The more you say it, the more absurd it is." Gongsun obviously didn't believe it.

Zhao Zhen rubbed his chin, "If you really ask for something, you should do it. What if one day someone spends money begging for the throne, and the living Buddha waved his sleeves to kill me, wouldn't I die unjustly? Why don't you act first and spend all the treasury on a monthly basis?" No discount? Or simply hire him as a national teacher, civil and military officials can go home to retire, as long as the living Buddha is in charge, the weather will be smooth and the world will be peaceful."

Gongsun didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "It's nonsense to say nothing!"

It was rare for Pang Tong to interject, "To be promoted, there must be someone in the court."

Zhao Zhen greeted Chengying, "Send someone to find out about the Living Buddha. It doesn't matter if you spend more money, and be careful not to reveal your identity."

Cheng Ying said: "What do you want?"

Zhao Zhen smiled slyly, "Please master! Make up a reason to fool him, let my master come back soon~~"

Everyone: "..."

Cheng Ying lit a row of wax for Bai Yutang.

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"Ah-choo!" Bai Yutang, who was on his way, sneezed.

After Zhao Zhen set off to return to the palace, Zhan Zhao Bai Yutang left Zhan's house to go to Xingkong Island.

Zhan Zhao thought about his little apprentice all the way. When he tasted delicious food, he would say "Wukong must love it"; when he found something interesting, he would say "Wukong must have never played it before"; Remind Bai Yutang, "Remember, tell Wukong when you go back"...

Bai Yutang felt sour in his heart—even if the little villain is not by his side, he still looks hideous!

It was getting late, and the two of them were looking for a place to stay when they saw a long wedding procession blocking the narrow mountain road.The trolley pulling the dowry sank into a pit, and I don't know what was in the trolley. A dozen young men were so tired that they were sweating profusely, unable to lift it.

The mountain road is too narrow, the wedding procession on the opposite side can't go up, and Zhan Zhao Bai Yutang can't get down either.

The two looked at each other and stepped forward to help.

Because they wanted to help pull the cart, neither of them had any weapons in their hands. The middle-aged man who led the team looked at Bai Yutang who was dressed in white, and then at the gentle and harmless Zhan Zhao, and grinned, "You two gentlemen, wait a moment. Just get out of the way, and the two of you will pass first on horseback."

Bai Yutang raised his eyebrows and looked at Zhan Zhao, which meant—forget it, he doesn't like the two of us.

Zhan Zhao sighed.

——Zhan Nanxia has been a chivalrous hero for many years, but he is often suspected of not knowing martial arts.

In the first place, the name of Nanxia was earned because he destroyed more than a dozen copycat bandit dens in one go, and beat up the villains so much that they cried for their fathers and mothers, and ran to tell each other. Grabbing the front of the front and screaming twice, the brave ones can take a knife and pose for their lives before running away, and the timid ones just run away...

In fact, it's not to blame Zhan Zhao for killing them all. It's really that the bandits, kidnappers, and martial arts scum who don't have good eyesight always think that he is easy to bully, but they are not as good as others and get beaten up instead.The villains were beaten up, and ganged up to provoke, only to be beaten up again.After the knot was formed, the villains raised their strongholds to attack, and Zhan Zhao took the blame.

Zhan Zhao was often suspected of not knowing martial arts, and Zhan Zhao didn't bother to explain. He stepped forward and lifted the rear wheel of the carriage, and he easily picked up the carriage with a dozen young men who were motionless.Bai Yutang waved his sleeve and patted the horse's back at the right time, the horse ran two or three steps forward, and the carriage was immediately taken out of the mud pit.

The people in the kissing team were all dumbfounded, this is a real person who doesn't show his face, the young man is so gentle and gentle, he is so powerful!

Bai Yutang knew that although Zhan Zhao didn't show off normally, he was indeed born with supernatural powers, just like his crazy monk master.

The kissing team left thankfully, but Zhan Zhao was a little surprised, "That carriage is really heavy, and I don't know what it's loaded with."

Bai Yutang said: "When you were driving the cart, the wind blew open the curtain, and I saw it looked like a stone Buddha."

"Stone Buddha?" Zhan Zhao was taken aback, "Is there such a thing as a dowry?"

Bai Yutang shrugged, "There is no such custom in the Central Plains, but I hired a small stone Buddha back then."

Zhan Zhao's heart skipped a beat, and he stretched out his hand to rub his stomach—this feeling of stuffiness, could it be that he was full from dinner?

Zhan Zhao felt overwhelmed, but couldn't help but wonder, "When was that time? Whose girl did Fifth Master Bai hire?"

Bai Yutang smirked, "Who are you asking? You didn't receive the dowry, and you didn't sit in the sedan chair?"

Zhan Zhao was stunned for a moment, then his face turned red!

This time it's not awkward red, it's mad mad!A stern and fierce light flashed through the normally gentle cat's eyes, looking murderously at the smirking Bai Yutang, jumped up from the horse and grabbed him by the neck. "How dare you mention it! I haven't settled with you yet! Don't say it! Don't say it!"

Bai Yutang was dangling from his neck, coughing uncontrollably, "Cat, you are going to murder your husband!"

"Shut up! Master Cat wants to kill people!"

"An angry cat from shame!"

"To shut up!"