[Rat cat] Long live the emperor

The three of them came out of the Gong Yuan, and Zhan Zhao Bai Yutang escorted Zhao Zhen back to the palace.

Zhao Zhen has been very busy with the examination recently, and it has been a long time since he wandered the streets, let alone shopping, and even the time to practice martial arts with Zhan Zhao has been compressed, after all, the examination is more important.Today was a rare day with plenty of time, and Zhao Zhen suddenly wanted to eat Chen Sanpang's candied haws.

From the beginning of this year, Chen Sanpang's candied haws was born in Bianjing, and was selected by Zhan Zhao as [the best candied haws in Kaifeng]. Zhao Zhen was taken by Zhan Zhao to eat it once, and Zhao Zhen has fallen since then , Three thousand pinks and blacks are colorless, only the concave and convex shadows of the candied haws are left in his mind, Zhao Xiaozhen thinks about the candied haws day and night, never forgets, loves deeply...

The young man who sells candied haws is called Chen Sanpang. He got the nickname [Chen Sanpang] because he is the third child at home and he is fatter than the third.The reason why Chen Sanpang is so fat is mainly because he is lazy, he can sit but never stand, can lie down but never lean on, and can stay at home and never go out.Chen Sanpang is also lazy in business, and often spends money to hire people to help him sell candied haws.

The same is lazy, Bai Yutang is lazy and unrestrained, even yawning can attract applause and screams, but Chen Sanpang is so ugly that his biological parents despise him, leaving his hometown and coming to the capital alone to seek a living, which shows that it is indispensable throughout the ages [Looking at the dish under the face] people.

According to Chen Sanpang himself, his hometown is originally in Shanxi, where he has parents and two brothers and sisters-in-law.Chen Sanpang was disgusted by his brothers and sisters-in-law because he was lazy, ugly and didn't like to work. Under the instigation of the two sister-in-laws, Chen Sanpang's parents divided the families for the three sons and drove the lazy Chen Sanpang out of the house Self-reliance.Just when the villagers thought that Chen Sanpang would starve himself to death, Chen Sanpang actually developed his skills in making candied haws.

Chen Sanpang's candied haws are sweet and sour. Only a few months after entering Beijing, they have become a well-known brand of candied haws. With a lot of money, he soon gained a foothold in the capital.

Chen Sanpang never thought about making a lot of money, and he didn't have any big ambitions. He felt very happy when he ate, slept, and slept every day. He didn't bother to reach out for the mountains of gold and silver in front of him.Every time I come out to sell candied haws, I stay at home to raise fat when I earn enough money, and come out to earn money after I spend all the money. I fish for three days and dry the nets for two days. It is strange to be so unambitious.

Hearing Zhao Zhen mention Chen Sanpang's candied haws, Zhan Zhao was also aroused. The two foodies, master and apprentice, hit it off and happily took a detour to buy candied haws.Bai Yutang had no choice but to keep up, reminding Zhan Zhao by the way, "Gongsun is still waiting for you to go back to handle official business."

Zhan Zhao narrowed his eyes, thinking about candied haws, "It's okay, I will bribe Gongsun with candied haws!"

Bai Yutang was speechless for a while, "Do you really hate approving official documents so much?"

Zhan Zhao returned his look of "the parents who gave birth to me, brother Bai who knew me", Bai Yutang was speechless.

The three came to the place where Chen Sanpang usually set up a stall, and found that Chen Sanpang was not there, and the candied haws were no longer there, only an overturned stool and a money box full of small change were left.The middle-aged man selling walnuts next to him greeted Zhan Zhao, "Master Zhan is here to buy candied haws. Sanpang just left, and his candied haws have not been sold out yet. Just now, he suddenly ran away as if his butt was on fire. Look, he didn't even have a money box. Forgot all."

Zhao Zhen asked strangely, "Could it be that you have eaten your stomach?"

"Impossible." The middle-aged man was also surprised, "But San Pang has been a little out of his mind recently, and he is in a trance. He always forgets when talking to him, and the candied haws are not as delicious as before. These days, the business It's getting worse and worse, and San Pang said yesterday that he wants to go back to his hometown."

Zhan Zhao and Zhao Zhen grieved at the same time.

The middle-aged man hesitated, "Well, what about San Pang's money box?" It stands to reason that the middle-aged man is familiar with Chen San Pang, so he should return the money box to Chen San Pang, but it involves money after all. What if the amount of money is not right?Middle-aged men are in a dilemma.

Zhan Zhao saw his embarrassment, picked up the money box and said, "Where does Fatty San live, I'll send him home."

The middle-aged man breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly showed Zhan Zhao the way, before he left, he gave Zhan Zhao a handful of walnuts.Zhan Zhao couldn't push the enthusiastic middle-aged man away, so he had to wink at Bai Yutang. Bai Yutang took out the broken silver and threw it into the middle-aged man's money box while no one was paying attention.

Zhao Xiaozhen was not happy even though he got a handful of walnuts without candied haws, and Zhan Nanxia was not happy either. The master and apprentice puffed up their cheeks full of resentment, and crushed the walnuts to pieces.Bai Yutang was walking in front, always feeling creaking and creaking behind him, like rats in the kitchen, or two gluttonous rats.Bai Wuye said helplessly: "The streets are full of candied haws, so you two can't change one."

Zhao Zhen and Zhan Zhao said in unison, "Candied haws are different from candied haws!"

The corners of Bai Yutang's mouth twitched.

Zhao Zhen pointed at Minghong, "It's also a knife, why do you use Minghong instead of a kitchen knife!"

Zhan Zhao nodded vigorously, "That's right!"

Bai Yutang looked down at Minghong, Minghong in the scabbard was shaking with anger~ shaking~

Zhao Zhen pointed at the mule, "It's also a mount, why don't you ride a white horse and not a mule!"

Zhan Zhao continued to nod, "That's right!"

Bai Yutang and the passing mule looked at each other, the mule didn't look sideways, slowly chewing on the fodder~chewing~

Zhao Zhen pointed at Zhan Zhao, "It's also a man, why do you care about Zhan Zhao and others!"

Zhan Zhao nodded habitually, "Just..." He choked up in the middle of speaking.

Bai Yutang tilted his head to look at Zhan Zhao with an optimistic expression, Zhan Zhao squinted at Zhao Zhen, Zhao Xiaozhen regretted his slip of the tongue, tried to open his innocent eyes wide, and took a small step back.In the end, Bai Yutang bought two bunches of candied haws from other places to calm the resentment between master and apprentice...

Zhao Xiaozhen muttered intently while biting the candied haws—"It's not as delicious as Sanpang!"

Zhan Zhao took a bite of the candied haws deeply!

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After sending the troublesome Zhao Zhen back to the palace, Zhan Zhao Bai Yutang dropped by to give Chen Sanpang a money box.

Zhao Xiaozhen competed with the candied haws with puffed cheeks, and destroyed a bunch of candied haws before honestly changing back to the golden dragon robe.While wiping Zhao Zhen's face, Fuquan said, "Li Baiwei, the successor of the Li family's royal chef, has asked someone to come in for a visit since a few days ago, do you see?"

Zhao Zhen thought for a while, "Bring him to see me, it's not a problem to keep him outside the palace."

Fu Quan paused, "Is this person reliable?"

Zhao Zhen waved his hand indifferently, "I know it well."

"Yes." Fuquan glanced at Zhao Zhen's leftover sticks of candied haws, coughed twice, cleared his throat, and said, "Your Majesty, the Empress Dowager has repeatedly told you not to let you eat indiscriminately on the street, especially on unhygienic roads." Side stall..."

Zhao Xiaozhen pondered for a moment, then put the [criminal evidence] on Fuquan with an upright face, "It must be destroyed!" Instead of letting Fuquan go to the Queen Mother to complain, it is better to trick Fuquan into being an "accomplice", which is called embarrassment!The queen mother's edict must be obeyed, and the emperor's edict cannot be disobeyed, right?Zhao Xiaozhen felt that he had taken another big step away from Ming Jun's standard!

Fuquan: "..."

On the other side, Zhan Zhao wiped his mouth after eating the candied haws, "I don't know if Gongsun is angry after the delay."

Bai Yutang had no choice but to say, "Why don't you go back to Kaifeng mansion first, and I'll go find Chen Sanpang." Gongsun must be angry, and it's the kind of anger that burns a prairie fire, and cats are too. Asking you to review official documents is not for your life, but for Being lazy and showing heroes is really hard work.

Zhan Zhao's radiant eyes dimmed, "Swell?"

Bai Yutang pondered for a moment, "Why don't we elope."

Zhan Zhao: "..."

Bai Yutang shrugged, "You can't live without doing your own crime."

Zhan Zhao had a sad expression on his face, "Anyway, Gongsun is already angry, and the sentence of beheading after Qiuhou is not much different from beheading Lijue."

Even Bai Yutang, who is obsessed with cats and has his eyes on his armpits, has begun to sympathize with Gongsun.

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The two came to Chen Sanpang's house, knocked on the door for a long time but no one answered, Bai Yutang listened attentively, "There is no one inside."

"Forget it if there's no one else." Zhan Zhao lightly jumped over the wall into the yard, put the money box at the door of the house and climbed out over the wall. Even the heavily guarded Gongyuan couldn't stop Zhan Zhao, let alone the small courtyard wall.After delivering the money, Zhan Zhao looked up at the sky, with an indescribable bleakness from his back, "Go home!" He could hide from the first day of the junior high school, but not the fifteenth day.

Bai Yutang laughed and said, "Don't eat candied haws anymore?"

Zhan Zhao pouted, "My mother can also make candied haws, let's buy some hawthorn back home and ask my mother to make it tonight."

Bai Yutang was about to complain, when he suddenly stopped, Zhan Zhao took two steps and looked back at him, "What's wrong?"

Bai Yutang suddenly said, "I remembered..."

Zhan Zhao looked bewildered, "What do you remember?"

Bai Yutang frowned, "Do you still remember the first time I met Li Baiwei? I said he looked familiar, but I couldn't think of where I met him."

Zhan Zhao rubbed his chin, "It seems... that's what happened." Bai Yutang has a photographic memory, if he sees it, he sees it, and if he doesn't see it, he hasn't seen it. It's very rare for him to be confused, so Zhan Zhao remembers very clearly that he and Zhao Zhen teased Bai Yutang together.

Bai Yutang said firmly, "Li Baiwei may be Chen Sanpang!"

Zhan Zhao opened his mouth wide, "Impossible? San Pang is so fat, Li Baiwei is so thin, the gap between them is not a little bit."

"That's why I didn't expect it." Bai Yutang analyzed, "Everyone has their own characteristics. Chen Sanpang's characteristic is that he is obese. His face is so fat that he can no longer see his facial features, and his walking posture is too fat. There will be changes. The most important point is that Chen San's fat is too prominent, but people ignore other characteristics, once the body changes, it will be completely unrecognizable."

Bai Yutang asked Zhan Zhao, "Do you still remember Chen Sanpang's facial features?"

"Uh..." Zhan Zhao thought over and over again, "Looks like small eyes, small nose, round face..."

"No." Bai Yutang interrupted, "You think he has a round face because he is too fat. Chen Sanpang himself should have a long face. Besides, Chen Sanpang's eyes and nose are not small, it's just that his face is fat so that his facial features appear. Little, Chen Sanpang should look like this." Bai Yutang used the scabbard to draw a few random strokes on the ground, simply outlining the outline of Chen Sanpang's facial features.

Zhan Zhao leaned over to look again, "Yes, Chen Sanpang is like this."

"If Chen Sanpang's face is thinner, it will look different." Bai Yutang continued to draw in another place, and this time the face he drew was at least [-]% similar to Li Baiwei.Comparing the two portraits on the left and right, Zhan Zhao couldn't help but take a deep breath, "It's so similar!" Bai Yutang is not only good at martial arts, but also very proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. He can outline the facial features of the characters with just a few simple drawings on the scabbard.

Bai Yutang wiped the scabbard clean, "Where is Li Baiwei?"

Zhan Zhao thought for a while, "I didn't notice, I should be at home."

There were too many things going on these few days, and Li Baiwei had been keeping himself safe, so everyone relaxed their vigilance towards him.

"Go back and have a look."

Zhan Zhao, Bai Yutang rushed back to the house, ran into Gongsun as soon as he entered the courtyard, Zhan Zhao slowed down guiltyly, hid half of his body behind Bai Yutang, poked his head out of Bai Yutang's shoulder and smiled at Gongsun, " Why are you here, sir?"

It's too bad, the arrester came to the house, my life is over...

Gongsun's face was not very good, "Liu Fu is missing!"