[Rat cat] Long live the emperor

Unexplainable tossing and tossing last night, uncles and fathers stayed in bed collectively, even the most diligent Zhan Zhao didn't come to see Mr. Bao to court, and even skipped morning exercises, and took the morning time to cuddle up with Bai Yutang and sleep late.Only Zhao Xiaozhen, a poor child laborer, was dug up by Fuquan to go to court after less than two hours of sleep. He sat listlessly and drowsy on the dragon chair, like a cold bun after an overnight stay, withered and wrinkled.

The early court was as usual with little content. After Zhao Zhen ascended the throne, the country was prosperous and the people were safe. There were no natural disasters and man-made disasters in the country, and there was no harassment from neighbors abroad.

As early as a few days ago, the early dynasty had become the world of the officials of the Ministry of Rites. The fighting power of several gray-bearded ministers of the Ministry of Rites was amazing. After you sing, I will appear on the stage. Let’s talk about the early dynasty, from the way of Confucius and Mencius to the way of governing the country, from the Three Emperors and Five Emperors When it comes to the three cardinal guides and five constant principles, it doesn't matter if it matters or not.These old ministers like to quote the scriptures to expand infinitely when they talk, and they digress at every turn. With the unremitting efforts of the Minister of Rites, they finally got back to the topic, chanted the rules of the exam from beginning to end, and hypnotized Zhao Zhen with one chapter. The civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty.

ps: Mr. Bao, who is usually in high spirits, is about to fall asleep, but Mr. Bao is kind, pinching his thigh to barely stay awake.

Zhao Zhen relied on himself to be condescending, and no one dared to stare at the emperor all the time, so he dozed off with his chin openly.Because of his thin body, Zhao Zhen has always been a little top-heavy, and fell headfirst when he fell asleep. Fortunately, Fu Quan quickly picked him up, otherwise Zhao Xiaozhen might become the only emperor in history who rolled (verb) off the dragon chair by himself. A sense of glory that goes down in history every minute, so happy!

In fact, Zhao Zhen's body has been modified by [Wen Xin], and she is healthier than ordinary people, but for some reason, Zhao Zhen still can't get rid of her match figure, top-heavy and malnourished, and even her height is half a head shorter than her peers.Zhao Xiaozhen drank milk three times a day in the morning, noon and evening, but his white and tender bun face became more and more delicious. Zhao Xiaozhen, who was inspired to be an evil, charming and crazy emperor, was heartbroken.

╰(*°▽°*)╯Let's get back to the topic!

Because of dozing off, Zhao Xiaozhen almost fell off the dragon chair, and Zhao Xiaozhen was so frightened that he woke up completely.While rubbing his eyes, he looked at Manchao Wenwu who was dozing below him, and suddenly realized that there was something wrong with Pang Ji?When everyone was hypnotized, Pang Ji was surprisingly sober and rubbed his eyes from time to time?

etc?Rubbing eyes!Why are Pang Ji's eye sockets swollen and black?

Zhao Zhen asked curiously, "Marquis Pingyang, what happened to your eyes?"

The officials of the Ministry of Rites were talking freely, and the civil and military officials were falling asleep. When they heard Zhao Zhen's question suddenly, everyone subconsciously looked at Pang Ji.One of Pang Ji's eyes was beaten black and black. Seeing that everyone was looking over, he had to cover his face with his hands——Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

The Eight Sage Kings were delighted when they saw it, "Why are your eye sockets blue, Marquis Pingyang? Did you fall?" Everyone roared with laughter.The wound was obviously the mark of a beating. Pang Ji couldn't be beaten like this, and Pang Ji couldn't say anything, except Madam Pang.

Pang Ji cupped his hands bitterly, "It was a fall, it was a fall." Colleagues, raise your hands high.

As the saying goes, every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite, and the sages say [cultivate the body, govern the family, rule the country and the world], but many ministers present can't even [self-cultivation], let alone [the family governs the country and the world].Who doesn't have a few unlucky relatives, who doesn't have a few prodigal wives, don't laugh at anyone, if you laugh at others today, maybe tomorrow you will be the butt of others.People who are officials know how to stop when enough is enough, so everyone just made fun of them in good faith, in response to the situation, to lift their spirits, and then kept silent.

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After the imperial court, Zhao Zhen specially left Pang Ji to ask about politics.All civil and military officials looked at each other, what could the Marquis of Pingyang know about [politics] who lived and drank with his ancestral shade?Occasionally come up with an idea or a bad idea, it must be the emperor who wants to inquire about gossip.The adults smacked their lips, the emperor is really childlike...

Pang Ji covered one eye and entered the imperial study, Zhao Zhen smiled and said, "What's going on with you?"

Pang Ji took a peek at Zhao Zhen, and said deliberately: "It's not my wife, it's because of her natal family."

Zhao Zhen felt that there was something wrong with Pang Ji's demeanor, as if he was testing himself on purpose?

Zhao Zhen thought for a while and decided to go straight to the topic, "Is it because of that Xiaohong? I heard Master Bao mentioned that the story of Xiaohong was widely spread among the people, and her experience was even adapted into a play called... …what do you say that is?"

"The name is Red Girl's Resentment." Pang Ji added.

"Yes, it's the complaint of the red girl." Zhao Zhen tried hard to control the gloating smile on his face, "What is your father-in-law's family thinking? Now the streets are scolding him for disliking the poor and loving the rich, and denying the little daughter who has been reduced to prostitution, but flattering her." The eldest daughter who married into the Marquis's Mansion. Although whether he recognizes his daughter is a family matter, but your father-in-law is an official of the imperial court after all, and if it is spread, it will affect the reputation of other officials, so it is better to resolve it as soon as possible."

In fact, Sun's father, Sun Deren, is only three years older than Pang Ji.

Zhao Zhen said "your father-in-law" one by one, making Pang Ji blush and feel ashamed.

In this day and age, it is common for rich and powerful men to have three wives and four concubines, and Pang Ji is a lustful one, so it is not surprising that there are many concubines in the family.Although she accepted Sun as a concubine back then, she never thought of helping Sun to be upright. She never thought that Sun's belly would be upright, and she gave birth to a son and a daughter to secure her position. The docile post is just so muddled and righted.

For this, Pang Tong, the eldest son, was angered away, and Pang Ji actually regretted it.

After all, the Sun family is a small family. Even after the Sun family was restored, Pang Ji did not regard Sun Deren as his father-in-law, nor did he regard the Sun family as in-laws, but only as poor relatives who came to fight the autumn wind.Hearing Zhao Zhen say "your father-in-law" just now, Pang Ji was a little slow to realize that his family and the Sun family were already grasshoppers on the same rope. Not good looking.

Just because of this incident, Mrs. Sun made a fuss at home all night, and smashed Pang Ji with a teacup until his eyes were blue!This morning, Pang Ji could have asked for leave, but he deliberately went to the court with injuries in order to test Zhao Zhen's thoughts.Unexpectedly, his skills were not as good as others, so he was generalized by Zhao Zhen.

Pang Ji sighed, now I can't think about it...

This is what Zhao Zhen wanted!

As the saying goes, "There is a specialization in art", he can't make Pang Ji recite poems, he can't make Pang Ji solve the case and arrest the murderer, and he can't make Pang Ji fair and honest.However, if Pang Ji is asked to deal with some heresy things, it will definitely be easy to handle, and it will be done beautifully!

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After dismissing the frowning Pang Ji, Zhao Xiaozhen happily went back to the bedroom to catch up on sleep.

I don't know how long I slept, but I heard the sound of "bang bang bang" fighting in my ears while half dreaming and half awake. Zhao Zhen opened his eyes in a daze, and saw Chengying fighting with seven or eight dark guards. Luckily, they were still restrained, they just fought with bare hands, no one used hidden weapons or the like, otherwise Zhao Zhen's bedroom would probably be demolished and rebuilt.

Zhao Zhen rubbed his eyes and got up, sat on the bed wrapped in a quilt, watched the secret guards beating Chengying, and clapped his hands when he saw Xing's head: "Okay! Another punch! Don't pull his hair and slap him in the face! It's a good move to cut off the feet of all children and grandchildren." ! Well done!"

Cheng Ying, who was beaten by the dark guards: Which bastard kicked there with black feet!What hatred, what resentment!

The guards who surrounded and beat Chengying: Unfortunately, I almost got kicked!Kicked into a eunuch to see if you dare to climb the bed!

Fuquan stayed outside until he heard Zhao Zhen's applause before quietly opening a door.Fu Quan didn't know martial arts, and he didn't dare to interrupt the jealous guard Da Da, so he crossed the line of fire and came to Zhao Zhen, "Does the emperor want to wash up?"

Zhao Zhen shook her head wrapped in a quilt, "I still want to sleep, let them go outside to sleep."

Before Zhao Zhen could speak, the hidden guards had disappeared from sight, and they went back to their jobs to keep guarding, so as not to give Zhao Zhen a chance to despise them and drive them away.Only Chengying with an innocent face was left in the dormitory. Chengying ignored Zhao Zhen's sharp eyes, walked to the bedside and sat down calmly, first helped Zhao Zhen wrap up the quilt tightly, and then lay down by himself. Bring the quilt into your arms and rub~ rub~

"I haven't slept all night, I'm so sleepy." Chengying wanted to touch Zhao Zhen's bed just now, but after the dark guards discovered his intention to climb the bed, they chased him and fought, trying to end Chengying's wishful thinking by cutting off his children and grandchildren.The fight between the two sides became more and more intense, and Zhao Xiaozhen was finally woken up.

"Let go!" Zhao Zhen was wrapped in a quilt, struggling on Chengying's chest.

"Don't make trouble." Chengying closed her eyes and pretended to be asleep.

Zhao Zhen threatened with a smile: "Let go or chop, you choose one."

Considering Zhao Zhen's tough style of doing what he says, Cheng Ying let it go. Taking advantage of this kind of thing will last forever, so why bother with his own claws.Chengying let go of the current situation, did not dodge when Zhao Zhen kicked him first, landed smoothly when he was kicked out of bed, and pinched Zhao Xiaozhen's second kick by the way - the second kick was the one that cut off children and grandchildren, absolutely Can't take it hard!

After a period of hard work and hard work, Zhao Zhen has laid the foundation of martial arts. During this period of time, martial arts has improved rapidly, but compared with Chengying, who relies on kung fu for a living, he is still far behind. Zhao Zhen was so angry that he picked up the pillow and hit Chengying.

Zhao Zhen is not used to porcelain pillows, and has always used special soft goose feather pillows.Hitting someone with a goose feather pillow naturally sent white hair flying all over the place, and Chengying was also covered in white hair. He couldn't help but sneezed twice, grabbed a handful of white fluff from the top of his head, and sneezed four or five times in a row.

Zhao Zhen said angrily: "Say something quickly, or disappear if you have nothing to say!"

Chengying touched his nose and wanted to sneeze, "I got some news, you must want to know."

Zhao Xiaozhen asked suspiciously, "What news?"

Cheng Ying still felt itchy nose and wanted to sneeze when she opened her mouth, so she gestured to Zhao Zhen [[-]].

Zhao Zhen squinted his eyes, "One message sells for 100 taels?"

Cheng Ying shook her head, her eyes somewhat helpless.

Zhao Zhen continued to guess: "1000 taels? 1 taels? Why don't you go and rob!"

Chengying pinched her nose to resist the urge to sneeze, "Can't you just forget about money, I mean [sleeping together]."

The corners of Zhao Zhen's mouth twitched, looking at the soft goose feather pillow in his hand, he felt for the first time that he should do as the Romans do, and replace it with a more popular porcelain pillow?Or copper and iron pillows?Try to smash it to solve the battle, and send this guy directly to Jesus!

Chengying continued to sneeze, "I heard that his people sneaked into this meeting..."

"Him?" Zhao Zhen narrowed his eyes.