[Rat cat] Long live the emperor

After a meal in Linjiang Tower, Fifth Master Bai's heart was blocked and he almost had indigestion.

When the three of them were full of wine and food, Li Jiayao pulled Zhan Zhao reluctantly, told him fifteen times at the gate, "come often when you are free", and emphasized twenty times "come often when you are not free", until Zhan Zhao Picking up Zhao Zhenfei, the three got rid of the over-enthusiastic Li Jiayao.

At this moment, Bai Wuye's complexion was so dark that it couldn't get any darker...

Zhao Zhen rubbed his chin: Then even a white face can turn black like this, Brother Bai is also very hardworking.

Zhan Zhao secretly glanced at Bai Yutang as he walked, his expression was like a cat seeing an incredible event.

As a result, Bai Wuye became even more oppressed in his chest, and said angrily, "What are you looking at, Mr. Cat!"

Zhan Zhao regards the title of 'Royal Cat' as a lifetime of shame, rebellion, and a minefield!Who tramples who!

Zhan Zhao narrowed his eyes, and shook the Juque sword in his hand, "You have such an aggressive tone, is it menstruation?"

The culprit, Zhao Zhen: "Pfft..."

As a result of the 'poof', two murderous gazes stared over, half as hot as lava, and half as cold as frost.Zhao Zhen, who was between winter and summer, buried her head in deep thought: Should I sweat now, or should I tremble? [Hello……]

As expected, Bai Yutang's complexion turned dark again, and he was about to draw his knife when he stretched out his hand, Zhan Zhao rushed forward and held it down, "Hey, the Kaifeng government clearly forbids disturbing the people and fighting with weapons in the street, be careful that Master Bao will catch you and throw you into Xishan labour reform!"

Bai Yutang looked at Zhan Zhao, suddenly raised his eyebrows and said, "Kaifeng can't help hugging in the street?"

Zhan Zhao looked surprised, "Hey, who is so indecent!"

Zhan Zhao was about to look around for a while, when he heard Zhao Zhen cough twice, and looked at himself helplessly.Zhan Zhao was confused, and looked at the postures of himself and Bai Yutang... With a 'whoosh' he rushed far away, looking up at the sky with red ears and scratching his chin, with a slightly embarrassed expression on his face.

Bai Yutang smiled suddenly, his chest was no longer stuffy, his face was no longer dark, and his mood suddenly brightened.

Zhao Zhen's expression was serious, and he stomped his feet with laughter in his heart: Oops, the EQ of the two heroes should be recharged!

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It was getting dark, and there were fewer and fewer pedestrians on the street, and many vendors along the street also pushed their carts home.

The three discussed it and decided to go back to the stolen street and wait for the rabbit.

Bai Yutang didn't eat much at the meal just now because he was busy with chest tightness and practicing killing people with his eyes.

Now I am in a better mood and my appetite is better, so I naturally want to find something to fill my belly.

Seeing a clean pastry shop from a distance, he turned around and asked the master and apprentice to wait, and went in to buy pastries by himself.

But just after Bai Wuye left to look for food, Zhan Zhao had a heroic man beside him!

The two shoulders were next to each other, whispering to each other, talking very happily, looking very familiar...

——Sorry!

With a dark face, Bai Wuye crushed a bag of snacks with one hand, threw it away, and walked over seemingly normally.

The stranger looked at him in surprise, Zhao Zhen looked at him sympathetically, Zhan Zhao looked at him strangely, "Why did you throw it away?"

Bai Yutang said with a cold face, "I look at you with a heartache." Attracting bees and butterflies and cats, the smelly and smelly things are buzzing around you!

Zhan Zhao was speechless, looking at a bag of cakes stuffed with cakes, Bai Yutang was boring enough.

The heroic man seemed to realize that he was not welcome, so he cupped his hands at Zhan Zhao and said, "Since Mr. Zhan has other important matters, Mr. Chang is leaving."

Zhan Zhao thanked him with a smile, "Thank you Master Chang for telling me the clues, and I will definitely not return home after taking a rest someday."

Master Chang left, Bai Yutang seemed innocent: "Look at the movements, he looks like a soldier."

Zhan Zhao nodded, "Military Minister Chang Lei, the grandson of General Chang Sheng Chang, is very good at fighting."

Bai Yutang glanced at his eyebrows, thinking about how to formulate the next step so that Zhan Zhao would not find out.

Zhao Zhen looked on and was exhausted for him, so he quickly answered, "Lord Chang said just now that since half a month ago, some officials' homes have been burglarized one after another. The thieves don't steal antique calligraphy and paintings, but only gold, silver, jewelry and Banknotes. Because many officials’ properties are obtained through corruption, they dare not speak out and have been concealing them to this day.”

Bai Yutang thought for a while, "Could it be a coincidence?"

Zhao Zhen shook his head, "Just like our case, the official's house also saw ghosts in white clothes, so it shouldn't be a coincidence."

Bai Yutang couldn't figure it out, "What's wrong with this thief?"

Instead of stealing the gold, silver, jewelry, antiques, calligraphy and paintings of corrupt officials, why not steal pickles, radishes, bowls, chopsticks, and bedding from the common people?

Zhan Zhao didn't understand, "I'll understand when I catch him tonight."

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Zhan Zhao hugged Zhao Zhen and jumped up to a hidden eaves, he stuffed Zhao Zhen into a corner, and said, "If it's really like what the eyewitnesses said, the person who came was a ghost floating around, this fellow must have done light work Okay, don't make any noise later, lest you startle the snake."

Zhao Zhen held his cheeks and nodded vigorously, and made an X seal on his mouth to make sure he would not make a sound.

It was a coincidence that the three of them waited not long before they heard someone shouting: "The ghost is coming! The ghost is coming! The ghost is coming to ask for tribute!"

When Zhao Zhen looked up, he saw the lights of houses in the distance turned on, and many people were shocked.In the pitch-black sky, there was a group of white objects floating faintly... It looked like a person in white clothes, but it was too far away to see the movement clearly.

The common people walked out of the house one after another, screaming in fright, and chasing and watching with great interest.

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang looked at each other, and were about to catch the white-clothed ghost with their hands, when Zhao Zhen said "ah".

The two turned their heads and stared at him: they agreed to keep silent!

Zhao Zhen quickly explained, "No, that thing seems to be hanging by something."

Zhan Zhao squinted his eyes and looked carefully, and sure enough, he saw a big black eagle in the sky.At this time, the 'Ghost in White' flew towards this side. Seen from a close distance, the 'Ghost in White' has a cylindrical body and limbs that are stiff and unbendable. It is obviously a scarecrow in white.

In ancient times, there were no street lamps, and when night fell, it would be darkened. People standing on the street and looking at the roofs could only see a blurred white shadow. In addition, the white shadow was in a strange posture and did not touch the ground. No wonder it was mistaken for a ghost...

Bai Yutang suddenly yanked the scarecrow, as if the force was too much, the black thread that tied the scarecrow broke.

Zhao Zhen heard the sound of fluttering wings, and then a few black feathers fell down. Before Zhao Zhen reached out to grab the feathers, Zhan Zhao had already grabbed a screaming black eagle and fell down—obviously, Zhan Zhao was more beautiful than black feathers. The eagle flies high, the flying cat who saves the world!

The common people were frightened by Bai Yutang at first, thinking that another 'handsome ghost in white' would fly over, but they were relieved when they saw Zhan Zhao.

Zhan Zhao took the black eagle and shook it, shaking it until his eyes were shining brightly~

Bai Yutang rarely praised Zhao Zhen as "not bad", but Zhao Zhen scratched his chin, deeply ashamed.

In fact, it's not that Zhao Zhen is smart, any modern person can see through it immediately.

Modern people don't believe in ghosts and gods, and after watching a bunch of messy martial arts dramas, when they see something floating again, their first reaction is-Diao Weiya!And even if Zhao Zhen didn't say anything, Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang would find out when the black eagle flew close.

Bai Yutang looked at the black eagle, "This eagle should be raised by someone, and the owner is nearby."

Just as Zhan Zhao was about to speak, he heard a woman screaming from the next room, "There is a thief——!"

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The soprano is absolutely devoid of conscience!

Everyone was stunned, their first reaction was not to catch the thief, but to cover their ears with their hands!

Following the cry, a black figure crawled out of the room, cursing at his mother while picking his ear with his little finger.

Surprisingly, more than one black shadow ran out of the house, and seven or eight black shadows tried to slip away one after another, but were kicked back one by one by Zhan Zhao Bai Yutang.

One of the burly men in black happened to escape to Zhao Zhen's roof.

The moment he saw Zhao Zhen, the strong man in black burst into tears, as if he saw the hope of escape, but happiness is always short-lived. Just as the strong man wanted to hold Zhao Zhen hostage, he was kicked away by Cheng Ying who was hiding in the dark ...

Being bullied by Zhan Zhao Bai Yutang every day, and finally meeting an idiot, Cheng Ying also fought hard...

In the end, the seven men in black, carrying the strong man in black who was kicked half to death by Chengying, were dressed in a string by Zhan Zhao and brought back to Kaifeng Mansion.

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Mr. Bao is in a bad mood recently.

If you are in a bad mood, you will have a bad appetite, if you have a bad appetite, you will have a bad complexion, and if you have a bad complexion, you will... get darker.

Mr. Bao who is so dark interrogates the men in black at night... there is no need to interrogate the men in black who are crying for their father and mother!

(*/ω＼*) The picture is too dark for me to look at——

It turned out that these men in black were originally a group of scum. Someone found them a month ago and paid them to steal things from official residences.The martial arts of the people in black were poor, and most of them didn't want to agree, but the man was so cruel that he killed all the opponents.

The man taught them to drive the black hawk, and taught them to pretend to be ghosts, so that when the black hawk attracted the attention of others, they sneaked into the house of the official designated by the man to steal the bank notes.Because it was too conspicuous to only steal silver bills, the man asked them to take some gold, silver and jewelry as well, and all the gold, silver and jewelry returned belonged to the man in black.

The man seemed to be only interested in the bank notes, he searched carefully every time, and threw them to the man in black after he was done.

As for the men in black who went to steal from common people's homes, it was because they were paid to hire them, and suddenly disappeared from the world.

The man in black has no restraint, and feels that the sky is blue, the grass is green, the flowers are fragrant, and life is beautiful!

These scumbags sum up: Our money will always be spent one day, as a group of bastards with ideals, pursuits and ambitions, we can't just wait for death, we can't just sit and eat!So the villains decided to go back to their old profession and bully the weak people...

On the first day, he stepped on the spot, on the second day he stole a bunch of pickles, radishes, pots and pans, and on the third day he was caught on the spot.

The man in black burst into tears: We are innocent, we are more innocent than tofu mixed with spring onions~~

Mr. Bao is stern and selfless: Come on, throw them all into Xishan labor reform for me!

Bai Yutang bumped Zhan Zhao with his arm, "Throwing into Xishan again?"

Zhan Zhao blinked, "Throwing them into Xishan for labor reform is Master Bao's catchphrase."

"Then what is Xishan?" Zhao Zhen was curious.

Zhan Zhao smiled very innocently, "Xishan is a farmland. The prisoners sweat like rain, love each other, care for each other, encourage each other, and their body and mind have been sublimated in the labor. It is said that there are prisoners who are unwilling to leave after their sentence has expired. Lai is in Xishan. Beloved inmates together."

A group of muscular guys love each other or something...

Can you see the screen? !