Found a human, what should I do?

People can read their faces. When he realized that the aliens in front of him would not threaten his life, Wei Peng naturally let go of his behavior. Of course, he would not become unscrupulous all at once, so there is The previous temptation made him roughly understand where the opponent's bottom line is.Then it was about some daily life. Seeing that Lu Yunze was in a good mood now, Wei Peng took the opportunity to ask, "Lu Yunze, can I make dinner by myself tonight?"

"Eh?" Lu Yunze actually thought there was nothing wrong with it, but he was afraid that the other party would not know how to use the equipment in the kitchen, but Wei Peng nervously observed Lu Yunze's expression, although he couldn't see anything, "It's ok, but I'm afraid You don't know how to use kitchen equipment."

Wei Peng heaved a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the Komodo he met was not only delusional, but also easy to talk, but this is an exception!It is hardly the same race as the brutal aliens described in the data. Wei Peng decided to get in touch with other Komodos after learning the local language.

As for Lu Yunze...he didn't think about anything at all.

#On the misunderstanding caused by the difference in ideology#

#Think too much series#

To be honest, in the three-year generation gap, the time axis between Wei Peng and Lu Yunze differed by hundreds of years. It has been several centuries, and both humanities and technology have undergone earth-shaking changes.In his previous life, as a small townsman who was running around for his living, Lu Yunze couldn't think about a sentence in several ways like Wei Peng, so of course he didn't think about it substitutively: If one day he picked up a person, that person Saying that he was transmigrated hundreds of years ago, he would probably treat this person as a psychopath.Even if the other party told him the social outlook and representative events at that time, because of the lack of records due to the age, he would definitely not take it seriously.

What's more, now that Lu Yunze has become a ferocious alien, even if Wei Peng doesn't believe it, he is afraid that the other party will become angry, so he dare not tell the truth.So it was not until a long time later, combined with all the previous experiences, that Wei Peng suddenly realized that in fact Lu Yunze was not delusional, but a real soul wearer.

As for now, there is still a long time before the next meal. After Wei Peng is sure that Lu Yunze is really free with himself, what he wants to do now is nothing else but to take a bath.

It has been three days since he came here, but for various reasons, he has never taken a bath. Although the clothes on his body have the function of regulating temperature, so he did not sweat much, but people who used to bathe every day in the past, three days If you don't get wet, you always feel a little uncomfortable psychologically.Before, he didn't wash because he couldn't move, but now that he can move, Wei Peng naturally needs to take a bath.

Because now that he knew that Lu Yunze would not interfere with his general behavior, he directly said to Lu Yunze, "I want to take a bath, how do I use your bathroom?"

In fact, there is nothing wrong with saying this, if Lu Yunze doesn't get Wei Peng's idea.It's a pity that as a great magician who was later blinded by alternative aesthetics, after Lu Yunze heard this, he succeeded so much that he thought too much.

In an instant, he conjured up a beautiful picture, thinking of the crystal water drops running across the smooth back, and finally sinking into the deep groove, the soft flesh hidden under the scales in the lower groin suddenly had a movement, Lu Yunze quickly waved away the messy images in his mind, and suppressed the impulse.

Lu Yunze took Wei Peng to the bathroom, then pointed to the different colored buttons on the wall, and told Wei Peng which one controlled the water flow and which one controlled the temperature.At the end, Lu Yunze asked with some reluctance: "Do you need a change of clothes?"

Thinking that after the disintegration of the spaceship, his clothes were stained with a lot of ash, and after landing, they were also stained with dirt on the ground. Now the surface of the clothes is also extremely dirty, Wei Peng nodded: "It must be changed."

Lu Yunze's eyes brightened: "But I don't have any clothes that suit you at home!"

There is no change of clothes, Wei Peng is a little annoyed: "Then what should I do?"

Lu Yunze searched around in the cloakroom, but in the end he only brought a bath towel. In fact, when he passed the kitchen just now, it was more likely that he brought the apron.Nude aprons and stuff...couldn't be better!But I also knew that with the current level of the two of them, Wei Peng would not put it on even if he was beaten to death, so he could only look at it regretfully, and took the bath towel to Wei Peng.

"Or wrap around the towel first, and change into the clothes after they are dry."

Wei Peng had discovered before that these aliens didn't need to wear clothes because their bodies were covered with scales, so they had to take the bath towels and use them for now.

Lu Yunze saw that the bathroom door was closed, although he also imagined hearing the sound of dripping water inside and having sex, but after a while, he found that the sound insulation effect was so good that he couldn't hear the sound of water inside at all, so he could only feel sad Silently waiting for the beauty to come out of the bath.

About half an hour later, the bathroom door opened, Lu Yunze immediately opened his eyes, and then realized that his actions seemed to be too hasty to affect his personal image, so he straightened his body again, pretending to be looking over by accident.

Look at the two little red dots on the chest, the smooth skin, Emma!There is also a beautiful mermaid line!Lu Yunze stared straight at him, his only regret was that Wei Peng's hair was actually dry!No water drops slipping off, bad review!

"What's wrong?" I don't know if it was an illusion, but Wei Peng always felt that Lu Yunze's gaze made people feel a little uncomfortable.

"It's nothing, didn't you wash your hair?"

"I washed it. I found out that you have a full-body dryer in your bathroom, so I dried my hair by the way."

Oh, Lu Yunze made a decisive decision to dismantle that thing in a few days.

Although he didn't see the picture he imagined, he still saw the other person's upper body, and after thinking about it carefully, the other person might not be wearing underwear.Lu Yunze suddenly came up with an idea, otherwise he would create an accident and let the other party go away... Cough, do you always feel like you are a little perverted and swollen?

"What are you doing?"

Lu Yunze, who was brainstorming, was suddenly brought back to his senses by a word from the other party.

"Ah?" Then he looked down, only to realize that he had unconsciously touched someone with his hand when he was distracted just now.Although I really want to say that I did a good job, but it's better to be honest at this time, "Um... I'm just curious and want to touch it. I haven't been a human for so long that I almost forgot what it feels like, haha."

We all understand the truth, but why do you feel the little red dot when you touch it? !

Doesn't this alien have a strange sexual habit... It's okay not to think about it. After thinking of this, Wei Peng's whole body is in a bad mood, and he doesn't want to think too much about comforting himself.People are probably really just curious, you see, they don't have little red dots, maybe they felt strange when they saw it for the first time, so they touched it.Um!It must be so!

Lu Yunze hated himself because his actions just now were afraid of causing the other party's misunderstanding, so he didn't dare to say more after explaining a sentence, while Wei Peng was stunned by his thoughts just now, and the two fell into a state of speechlessness for a while. , the atmosphere was a little awkward.

In the end, seeing that there was no solution, Lu Yunze took the initiative to change the subject.

Thinking of the news from the advertising company, he decided to ask Wei Peng for advice: "By the way, Wei Peng, I have something to ask for your opinion."

"Ah! What's the matter?"

"Uh...it's like this, do you want to be an Internet celebrity?" Then, afraid that Wei Peng would not understand, Lu Yunze quickly added, "You also know that you are the only human in the 404nf galaxy. I say you are very precious. I am not a big person. It is okay that you have received a lot of attention on Komodo recently, but I am afraid that once the popularity of the news passes, then the rich and powerful will be interested in you. , I probably won’t be able to keep you.”

Wei Peng was taken aback by these words, he really didn't expect that he had such a high value.

Leave Lu Yunze?Wei Peng is absolutely unwilling at the moment. He doesn't have much contact with the Komodo people. I don't know if other Komodo people will have as good a personality as Lu Yunze, but what is certain is that they are not as good as Lu Yunze. easy to grasp.After all, strange aliens like Lu Yunze are not common, and Komodo who is so easy to talk to is probably also rare.

So without even thinking about it, Wei Peng immediately asked, "I don't want to leave, so what should I do?"

Lu Yunze smiled: "It's very simple, keep your exposure rate. Although there are also dark sides, the laws of Komodo planet are sound and the government is very transparent. As long as you maintain a certain exposure rate, then even if someone wants to attack you, They don't dare to mess around."

"Okay, let's do as you said." Wei Peng readily agreed, "But will this cause people to follow suit and want to raise humans?"

"Don't worry, the universe has protection laws specially formulated for low-civilized planets. I remember that the earth is still within the scope of protection, and high-civilized planets cannot interfere with it."

Sure enough!The researchers back then guessed right. There is an organization to maintain order among these highly civilized planets. Thinking of the current situation on the earth, Wei Peng's eyes dimmed.The idea that was temporarily dispelled before has resurfaced. Although it is dangerous to do so, if it succeeds, it will benefit all mankind.And... Lu Yunze felt that he had to find a time to go to the place where he landed as soon as possible. Although the spaceship disintegrated, he still felt uneasy.He is worried that someone will discover the true technological level of the earth through the components. Once the protection is lost, coupled with the current situation of the earth, it will be worse.

Wei Peng pretended to be casual and said, "That's good."

Lu Yunze laughed silly twice, and said, "Didn't you say you wanted to learn the characters here? I'll teach you how to write your own name first."

As they spoke, the two began to learn the language.If Wei Peng can become a researcher within the government, his own learning ability will naturally not be too bad, and he can be regarded as a master of learning when he is placed on the earth.That's why after teaching for a short time, Wei Peng could not only spell his own name, but also write Lu Yunze's name, as well as the names of some equipment in the house. This progress made Lu Yunze amazed.You must know that as an earthling with a basic background, he didn't have much advantage over his peers when he learned the language here.On the contrary, because of the language he has mastered, when he learned a new language, he often confused the grammar, which made his mother very worried about his son's IQ.

Lu Yunze asked enviously: "Actually, you are a top student, right?"

Wei Peng smiled modestly and said, "It's okay, it's just that the grades are better than others."

Of course he knew that Wei Peng was being modest, Lu Yunze thought proudly: My future wife is so hot and smart!

After studying for so long, it was getting dark outside.After Lu Yunze felt a little hungry, he said to Wei Peng, "Come here first, we are going to have dinner."

Speaking of dinner, Wei Peng naturally remembered that Lu Yunze agreed to let him make it himself: "Okay! You teach me how to use the kitchen equipment, and I will cook it myself later, so I won't bother you."

Lu Yunze rubbed his nose, of course he knew that the sentence that he was afraid of trouble was a lie, the other party must not be able to bear to eat this kind of rice cereal for three meals, and wanted to study what tricks he could make.

"Then let's cook together, the kitchen is big enough anyway!" Lu Yunze didn't forget the apron stem, and cook together, feed each other in the middle and eventually develop into sex...Emma, ​​although it doesn't develop into sex now Crap, but cooking together is also fun.

This kitchen can accommodate at least two Komodo people. As a human being, Wei Peng is slightly smaller than the Komodo people, so the two of them go in together, and the space in the kitchen is more than enough.

Lu Yunze gave the apron to Wei Peng with bad intentions, and said honestly: "When cooking, there may be oily smoke splashing. It doesn't matter if I have scales, but it will be bad if human skin is splashed by hot oil." Wei Peng Peng thought that his upper body was naked now, so he accepted Lu Yunze's kindness and put on an apron.

Although Wei Peng was wearing a bath towel around his lower body, which was hard to say, the size of the apron worn by the Komodo people was obviously too big for him. The rope around his neck was too long, so that the apron fell directly to his waist after putting it on.But the point is still, the two ropes hanging from the neck happened to be strung on the little red spot.

Lu Yunze:! ! !

Fuck!This is really... I must praise myself who bought this apron in the first place!

It's a pity that this benefit disappeared not long after. Wei Peng tied the rope, adjusted the height, and the little red dot was covered again. Lu Yunze looked regretfully at the little red dot gone, and then he couldn't help but stare. It slipped down to Wei Peng's lower body again, tsk, I really want to do something that a gentleman should do.

Don't get me wrong, he just wants to achieve a real ♂ naked body apron.

"This is to control the temperature, this is to set how long you want to maintain this temperature, this is to set the moisture content..." Lu Yunze put away his thoughts and began to introduce Wei Peng to various cooking equipment. Function.

The consequence of highly developed technology is that even the various standards of cooking are strictly regulated, and it is no longer necessary for people who cook to be too high-level. As long as the dishes are cut, the oil temperature, time, etc. are adjusted according to the recipe. After the factors are set, the machine will automatically stir-fry for you, and the dishes that come out taste like those coming out of an assembly line.Lu Yunze was not used to this cooking method at the beginning, because one of the characteristics of Chinese food is that there is no certainty about the amount, how much is a small amount, and how much is a lot... These are generally based on personal experience of the person who cooks. , Therefore, this is how the so-called taste of home comes from. Different cooks have different understandings of dosage, and finally there are dishes with personal characteristics.

And now, Wei Peng is obviously not used to this way of cooking.

This time, he wanted to try to see if he could make noodles with the rice he ate. Although he also wanted to make more complicated dishes, the ingredients were the same, so even if he wanted to make some tricks, he couldn't make them. !Moreover, the noodles are easier to make, and the taste is at least much better than the rice noodles that have no taste at all.