It is said on the Internet that I am a big boy of 5T5

Zenyuan Maki: ......

"Isn't that still you! Scumbag!"

"You can even say words from the future? Do you want to be like the characters in the novel—this is not your child, nor does it come from the future, but comes from a parallel time and space?"

Gojo Satoru stretched out his hand and tapped the palm of his hand, suddenly realized.

"This reason seems to be a good one!"

Gojo Satoru gave a thumbs up towards himself.The whole person exudes a lovely light: "Okay."

"That's my birth in the parallel world!"

Hearing this, Zenyuan Maki's glasses slipped off.The next second, the corners of her lips twitched, she raised her gun and stabbed Gojo Satoru directly.

"You bloody bastard blindfolded man—!!"

Gojo Satoru frantically dodges and drifts, showing corresponding agility and handsomeness.

The panda watching this scene silently took out the bananas and ate them.

"But having said that...the fact that Wu has a son is really surprising."

The dog curly spine looked up, confused.

The panda raised its cute and chubby fingers: "Think about it. Although Wu has a boyish face, it cannot be denied that he is indeed old. Look at the boy in the photo. Although he can't tell his age, how come Look, you are not younger than a dog roll, where are you?"

The dog curly spine nodded: "Salmon salmon."

The panda glanced at the "intense" unilateral venting in front of him, then lowered his head, and said in a low voice, "This shows... Wu has had a good sex function since he was a child and—"

"panda!"

Zenyuan Maki immediately turned her head: "Don't talk about spoiling the children here, hey!"

The panda immediately looked up and stood at attention.

Looking into the dog's innocent eyes, he said obediently: "I'm just a panda, I don't understand anything."

Dog Curly Thorn: ...

"Wooden fish flower."

And here, Chanyuan Maki also turned her head, looking at Gojo Satoru's handsome face and sighing uncontrollably.

"Enlightenment."

"You are already an adult male, do we need minors to tell you this kind of thing?"

"So, hurry up and find that child!" Zenyuan Maki couldn't help but push her glasses: "Speaking of...could it be that child ran away early in the morning when he thought he would see you? "

"I said Wu——you must have been violent to that child, right?"

The smile on Gojo Satoru's face froze instantly.

He immediately raised his arms and made a big X in front of him.

"Absolutely not."

As soon as he finished speaking, the phone in his pocket buzzed.

Gojo Satoru reached out his hand and took out his phone, and after looking at the note displayed on the screen...swipe his finger directly and hang up.

Chanyuan Maki:?

"Don't take it?"

Gojo Satoru made a cute expression: "It's a scam call."

"oh oh."

In the next second, Noctuma Zhengdao ran out holding the phone that was not ringing.

"Wu, your father is looking for you!"

Gojo Satoru immediately ran to the side: "Principal Ye Moth, just say I'm not here."

Noctua said rightly: "Ah, that won't work. When you just spoke, I answered the phone."

Gojo Satoru: ...

"Really, Principal Moth has also become cunning."

With long legs, he walked over directly.Seeing Noctuma Zhengdao pressing on the screen with quick eyes and hands.Immediately, XX's call turned into [talking with XX].

Gojo Satoru looked at the moth in front of him in a daze.

Ye Mozheng said with a serious face: "Please."

Gojo Satoru silently picked up the phone, but before the phone reached his ear, the person over there seemed to be slowing down, there was a bang, bang, pong, bang, bang, bang, bang, and then the strange and mid-spirited voice came directly from the microphone. passed it on.

"Enlightened!!!"

"Yesterday you let the old man dove!! Is it because you don't want the old man to see my lovely grandson who has suffered a lot!!"

Gojo Satoru silently looked at Noctua Masato on the opposite side.

Noctua Masamichi looked serious, and then directly clamped Wujo Wu's upper body with his hands.

The familiar pain came again.

Gojo Satoru smiled firmly.

"Wait, Headmaster Night Moth, listen to my explanation—"

It's just that before he finished speaking, the old man's wailing sound quickly came from the microphone.

"My poor grandson—!"

"I can't eat enough to wear clothes, and I'm still wearing cheap-looking ragged clothes!!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"

Next to them, the second-year trio watched this scene happen.

Chanyuan Maki's eyes gradually became dull.

"This scene……"

The panda also sighed: "It's really a dream come true college life!"

Goujuanji tilted his little head, and his whole body exuded a bewildered aura.

And the other side.

Jianren Qihai couldn't help sneezing.

He quickly took out the tissue he carried with him and gently wiped his tall nose.

Hearing the voice, Youruhito Knotata immediately turned his head back: "It's all right, Qi Haihai." And this time turning around, he just saw the red blood in Jianren Qihai's eyes for real.

"Don't worry about Nanami."

"We can definitely find Amakusa!"

***

Because they were in a hurry to find someone, the students from the college rushed to help.

Oh, of course... it's all this year's.

The purpose is probably because... to help Gojo Satoru cover up his own irresponsible behavior.

But think about it carefully... Gojo Satoru himself is an irresponsible spokesperson!

and so--

"Yidizhi, look back at me."

Yi Dizhi never expected that he would be assigned to Wujo Satoru's group.Although Izumi also helped to find Amakusa Rumen, but...why is he here QAQ!

pain.humble.sad.

"Itachi~"

Yidizhi held the steering wheel, only feeling that his hands began to sweat crazily.

"Mr. Wutiao, isn't this bad? Me, I'm driving a car here."

As soon as he finished speaking, the traffic light in front of him changed into a red light.

Yi Dizhi was forced to stop, and immediately had tens of seconds of suffocation.

Behind.

Gojo Satoru opened his mouth quickly: "Yi Dizhi, you were too flustered to look at me two days ago... Maybe it has something to do with that child?"

Yi Dizhi pushed his glasses guiltily.

"I, I don't know anything."

"You're doing it yourself." Gojo Satoru folded his arms and leaned back, "Although I don't know where that child came from, why do I feel like I'm burdened for no reason... ...Huh? Yidizhi, are you finally willing to turn back?"

With sweat on his forehead, Yidizhi opened his mouth weakly: "Five, Teacher Wutiao."

"I hope you won't be angry when you hear what I say next."

Gojo Satoru: "?"

"It's just... what you said is really irresponsible!" After speaking, he quickly turned his head, and the traffic light turned into a street light on the spot.

He quickly started the car and went straight forward.

Gojo Satoru with question marks in his mind:? ? ? ?

"Yidizhi, you guy made it clear!"

Yi Dizhi carefully looked in the rearview mirror.

"If I say it, will Mr. Wutiao beat me?"

"You speak first."

When Yizhi heard this, he glanced at Gojo Satoru nervously.Seeing that the other party really didn't plan to make a move, and even wanted to listen patiently, he breathed a sigh of relief.

"I did see that young man—of course, when I was helping Mr. Qihai with the mission. At first, a hundred low-level spell spirits suddenly disappeared in an alley."

"After checking the remaining mantras, I found two copies of the mantras, one of which belonged to classmate Fu Hei."

When Gojo Satoru heard this, he stretched out his hand to caress his exquisite chin.

"And then, Mr. Nanami suddenly asked—is there any place where small spell spirits are piled up nearby. And on that day, I saw Amakusa-san."

As he spoke, he carefully glanced at the rearview mirror.

"Gojo-sensei, Amakusa-san really looks like you."

"Good personality, respect for people, except for a little bit of narcissism." Yidizhi couldn't help feeling emotional: "It's exactly the same as when you were in high school!"

"High school period!"

Gojo Satoru asked seriously: "Yi Dizhi, do you think it's possible——I came from a parallel world?"

Yi Dizhi couldn't stop coughing when he heard this.

"Teacher Wutiao..."

"You, it's better to read less novels about rebirth and wearing books." At this age, how can you still take such incredible things seriously! !

Although Yi Dizhi didn't say it out loud, Gojo Satoru really felt the other party's emotions, and immediately: ...

"Yidizhi."

"?"

Gojo Satoru said calmly, "Wait to be slapped by me."

Yizhi:! ! !

***

The window suddenly made such a big move, and even the high-level personnel took action.If other people don't know the news, they are really fools.

Kyoto Prefectural Higher Vocational School of Magic.

Principal room.

Leyan Temple Jia stretched out his cane and looked at the fresh hot tea in front of him tremblingly.

"That is to say... Gojo Satoru's son suddenly disappeared?"

The person at the window: "Yes."

"I heard from the news that...it seems to have disappeared this morning." The person at the window said this, and quickly added: "At the home of Jianren Qihai, a first-class magician."

Leyan Sijia stretched out his hand, picked up the teacup tremblingly, and took a sip of tea.

"Is it possible that Su Nuo's container killed him?"

The person at the window: ...

"This... this is unlikely."

Leyan Temple Jiashen lowered his head, quietly looking at the steaming water in the teacup: "What a pity."

The person at the window:? ? ?

What a pity.

Principal, can you explain clearly!

He is really curious! Damn it!

"That's right." Leyan Temple Jiashen raised his head, and saw the other party's sparkling eyes, like some kind of poor little animal wanting to be touched by you, immediately lowered his head, and took another sip Tea.

The person at the window: ...

"Ah, I remembered." Leyan Temple Jiashen raised his head again, "Did the Patriarch of the Chanyuan call me yesterday?"

"What you said yesterday is indeed..." The person at the window said this, and said cautiously: "Principal, what do you mean?"

Leyan Temple Jiashen: "Send this news over there."

after all.

He's just hostile to certain "accidents."

It has to be said that the news between the windows is passed quickly.

After all, the Yusan Family has existed for so many years, and they have taken root in each other, resulting in a lot of information exchanged.

So ever.

The news that the owner of the Chanyuan Zhipiren wanted to spend 10 billion to buy Wutiao Wu's son quickly reached Gaozhuan.

"The owner of the Chanyuan?" Ye Mozheng was sitting in the office when he heard the news, "I remember that when they buy children, they also buy younger children for training, right?"

"Wu's son is indeed young, but the patriarch of the Buddhist monastery is not so old and dim-witted, right?"

"It's not very clear."

Noctua Masamori stopped weaving dolls, "Okay, I see." After hanging up the phone, he called Gojo Satoru instead.

As a result, after dialing and finding another voice sounded in the room, Noctuma Zhengdao silently looked at the sofa next to him.

Night Moth Zhengdao: ...

"This enlightenment!"

He quickly hung up and thought of Jianren Qihai instead.

So, quickly dialed the past.

"The owner of the Zen Academy? He asked about Lumen through the phone call of classmate Fu Hei yesterday. However, I directly refused."

Night Moth Zhengdao sighed: "This is a good job."

"Thank you for your hard work. Obviously these things are what Wu should do."

Jianren Qihai stood under the sunny sky and looked at Ji M who was not far away.As usual, Amakusa Lumen might be caught here.

But this time, he didn't.

"Mr. Gojo is a good man."

"Maybe he just forgot about it for a while."

Ye Mo Zhengdao quickly glanced at the contacts on the phone.

It's Qihai Jianren, that's right!Why does it sound so wrong?

"but."

"The above is all bullshit!"

Night Moth came to his senses right away.

Right, right, this is Qihai Jianren.

No, wait.

Noctua Zhengdao coughed lightly: "I mean, did the Patriarch of the Zen Academy show great interest in this child?"

Qihai Jianren thought for a few seconds.

"Mr. Principal, what do you mean...the people from the Chanyuan family suddenly came over and took Lumen away?"

"I understand, Mr. Principal."

"Thank you for telling me the news. I'll tell Mr. Wujo right now."

"Wait, Wu didn't bring his cell phone."

Qihai Jianren: ...

Gee.

After hanging up the phone, Yu Zhang Youroto poked out his small head: "Qi Hai Hai, shall we still look for it next?"

Jianren Qihai reached out and pushed his glasses.

"Do not."

"Contact Yidizhi and meet Mr. Gojo."

ten minutes later.

A car that is not too big is full of people.

In the driver's seat was the trembling Ichichi, and next to him was Nagasaki Yakawi.

Sitting behind him was Jianren Qihai who exuded cold air, and Wujo Wujo, who looked like a dishonest person.And... Knotweed Yuren and Fu Heihui.

"Mr. Yizhizhi, are we overloaded?" Hirohito Hiroshi continued: "If you are caught by the traffic police...your driving points..."

Yidizhi's whole body was stiff, holding the steering wheel with difficulty.

"No, no problem. I, my driving skills are very good..."

"Are you really all right, Mr. Ichichi!"

Yidizhi maintained a strong smile: "No, question, question."

No, no, it doesn't look like nothing is happening at all!

"Mr. Gojo."

Jianren Qihai turned his head and looked at Gojo Satoru next to him: "Please use your [No Lower Limit Art]."

Gojo Satoru:? ? ? ?

"Then rush over first."

Gojo Satoru: ...

"Qihai, you are really talking too much." Wujo Wu opened the car door and walked straight down with a long leg.

"Anyway, it's boring for me to go there alone, why don't we just go there together!"

When Qihai Jianren heard this, he paused: "In this case - go to a quieter place first. Then I will ask Mr. Wujo to take us there."

"Let's go, Yizhi."

Yidizhi, who was sitting in the driver's seat, said, "Will Mr. Wujo sit up?"

Gojo Satoru stroked the girl's heart-filled eyepatch in front of him.

"Don't underestimate me, Yidizhi."

"If it's just this distance, it's as easy as breathing."

Subsequently.

Yizhizhi drove the car near the park.

The location here is relatively remote, and it can be easily transferred without being discovered.

Yidi, who was sitting on the driver's seat, couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Randomly, there was a "thumping" sound on the carport.

Yi Dizhi poked his head out quickly.

I just watched Gojo Satoru holding up a dessert at some point, sitting obediently on the carport, as handsome as if he was shooting some magazine blockbuster.

Just when Yidizhi was about to say something, Gojo Satoru put his fingers on his lips and made a "shh" movement.

"Then next—"

He put his hand on the seat of the car.

The surrounding wind seemed to have stopped.

In the next second, the people in the car only felt a flash of white light.In the blink of an eye, the scenery of the park has turned into an ancient house.

"All right."

"It has arrived."

Gojo Satoru casually jumped down from the car shed, with pockets in both hands casually, and walked towards the gate of the Chanyuan house.

"Mosimoxi."

"Is anyone here?"

No one responded.

Gojo Satoru stretched out his hand and pushed the door open: "Okay, I'm coming in."

People still in the car: ? ? ? ?

Wait, Teacher Wutiao, you are too casual! ! !

Even Jianren Qihai who was sitting behind couldn't help holding his forehead.

"Mr. Seven Seas, what shall we do?"

"This, this, this is the family of the Zen Academy!"

High-end, extravagant, and one of the three royal families.

"do not worry."

Jianren Qihai sighed deeply: "Mr. Wujo will definitely handle this matter well."

"Okay, let's get out of the car together."

"The people of the Chanyuan family should also be aware of it."

"Ok!"

Nagasaki Wild Rose was already crazily lamenting the scenery of the big family, but Knotaba Yuhito turned his head and found that Fukuroe hadn't got off the car, so he turned his head immediately.

"Fu Hei, won't you come?"

Kunzhang Youroto thought for a while, then stretched out his hand: "Are you scared by the nobleness of the big family? It's really not good, as a friend, I can still pull you a little bit."

"Need not."

Fu Heihui got off the car directly, "Let's go."

1 minute later.

The person wearing the family crest of the Buddhist monastery directly discovered Wujo Wu and even...Fu Heihui.

***

"My lord."

"I have something to report to you."

The voice of the people directly connected to the Zen courtyard came from the door.

"what's up?"

"Patriarch Wutiao came to visit. And...he brought some people with him."

"That kid from Wutiao's family?" Zhibi of Zenyuan was stunned, "What is he here for? He doesn't want to communicate with his son... Wait, he probably sent his son here, right?"

The person outside the door: ...

"No, it's not."

"I took a look, and there seemed to be... Fu Heihui inside."

Almost at the moment of finishing these words, the door was opened, and then the Zhibi people from the Zen Garden came out.

"I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it."

"That kid Wujou actually sent Fu Heihui over!"

"When you talk about what he said later, should I persuade him - say something, the original matter has long been written off?"

Having said that, the people directly adjacent to the Buddhist monastery let out a light cough.It's just the joy between eyebrows, but it can't be hidden no matter what.

"but."

"If he forcibly gives Fu Heihui to the old man...then the old man will have to accept it by force."

"what do you think?"

"...As expected of the head of the family, he is wise and mighty." It's just that he came aggressively, not as if he came to give people, but like...to please people.

After a few minutes.

The monastery is directly next to people to meet people.

Because he wanted to take the initiative to come to the door, and Wujo Satoru was indeed very powerful, so he tolerated the other party's behavior.

only--

"Old man of the Chanyuan family, where is our child? Where did you hide him?"

The faint smile on the face of the Zenyuan Zhibiren collapsed in an instant: "Boy from the Wutiao family, what are you talking about?"

"It's you, didn't you send this child Fu Heihui home?"

Gojo Gojo draws his voice: "Megumi is a good boy—it's better to let him go free."

"Old man, I said that you are collecting money and want to renege on it?"

The good mood of being directly adjoined by the Buddhist monastery disappeared immediately.

"Gojo Satoru, what exactly are you here for?"

Gojo Satoru took out a photo from his bosom, and shook it in front of the Zhipiren of the Zen Academy.

"See this kid?"

"Have you seen his face?"

The face of the person directly next to the temple twitched: "You suspect that I kidnapped your son?"

"Wujowu——you insult the old man like this, do you think the entire Chanyuan family doesn't exist?"

The corners of Wujo Wu's mouth curled up slightly.

"Don't say such serious things." As he spoke, he turned his head slightly: "It's getting late, so I won't disturb you for lunch." He waved his hands, "Then, goodbye~~"

talking.

Then he took the people with him, and quickly disappeared from the sight of the people directly adjacent to the Buddhist monastery.

in situ.

The man next to the Zen courtyard had a gloomy expression, his hands hidden in his cuffs clenched into fists.

Seeing this scene, the people next to him tentatively called out, "Master Patriarch?"

Zhibi of the Chanyuan took a deep breath, as if in response to Wujo Wu's words, and said, "Of course I won't admit to things I haven't done."

Meanwhile, outside the door.

"Qami." Gojo Satoru put it in his pocket casually: "That child doesn't seem to be here."

"indeed."

"But... Mr. Gojo, can you correct the title?" Jianren Qihai pushed his glasses, "With all due respect, Lumen is your son."

Gojo Satoru: ...

hateful.

The setting of having a son out of thin air has to be accepted by him!

***

Gojo Satoru directly used the spell and left directly.

Soon.

A car drove over again.

Amakusa Rumen with white hair was wearing simple pajamas and gota made by Hanao.

Feeling that Huayu's gaze was always somewhere behind him, he got out of the car in relief.

"Oh yes, I remembered something."

Amakusa Rumen looked at the black suit in front of him seriously, and said, "You just said. It's not wrong for the Patriarch of the Zen Academy to spend 20 billion to see me, right?"

The other party couldn't help correcting: "It's not a meeting, but—"

Amakusa Rumen raised his hand and blinked at the black suit: "That's not the point." Then, he withdrew his hand and patted his heart.

"The point is."

"Do you mind having two more of me?"

The author has something to say: 1-in-1, debt -[-], but... [-] more.

Damn it, I won't be knocked down by Gagen [clench fist]