It is said on the Internet that I am a big boy of 5T5

The raised hair fell down in an instant.

Gojo Satoru was clutching a black eyepatch in his hand, and a hint of disbelief appeared in his blue eyes covered with a layer of white mist.

"I said Qihai——you must have made a mistake, right?"

How could he possibly have a son?

Wait... Could it be that the old man did it?After all, yesterday he frantically urged him to go home, maybe it was just to explain——that he, Gojo Satoru, might have a real brother?

Gojo Satoru suddenly felt that this thinking, and even the setting, became reasonable.

But Qihai Jianren heard this sentence, and the anger that he tried to suppress, "poof" flew up.He couldn't help but think back to the past few days when Rumen Amakusa got along with him.

Every frown and smile, even the appearance of longing for family affection.

Such good lumens, such lovely lumens...  

Mr. Wujo, don't you even plan to recognize such a lovely lumen? !

"Mr. Gojo."

"Please don't say such irresponsible words!"

"Lumen is a good boy—forget it, it's inconvenient to talk about it on the phone, we'd better go to the high school for a detailed discussion." After finishing speaking, Wujo Wu didn't have a chance to refute, and hung up with a snap.

Still sitting on the bed, Wujo realized in a daze:? ? ?

Ah? ? ?

ah? ? ? ? ? ?

Seeing Qi Hai's determined appearance, could it be that... this reliable junior has been brainwashed?Controlled? ?

all in all.

He definitely didn't mess around! !

Gojo Satoru silently got out of bed, went to get a new black eye patch, and found that there was nothing in the drawer.He opened another drawer to get his glasses.And then found...it was empty.

Gojo Satoru was dumbfounded.

What kind of weird day is this today?

then……

After a few minutes.

"Blindfold? Sir, you are so handsome, of course this one is more suitable for you!"

"Hey—is there no other style?"

"no."

Gojo Wujo looked eagerly at the girl's fan's blindfold with love, thought for a while that Jianren Nanami probably needed it, and then stretched out his finger: "Take me two, please."

"no problem!"

So...

Gojo Satoru was naturally watched.

Long legs, handsome face, even wearing that pink eye patch have become harmonious.

Gojo Satoru was born to attract attention, so he didn't care about other people's eyes at all.This also led to...his new image successfully parachuted to the top of Tokyo's Twitter hot list.

Sanlunxia, ​​who woke up in the morning and brushed her teeth in a daze, heard a "ding dong" sound from her mobile phone. She bit her toothbrush and went to get the mobile phone.

Sanlunxia, ​​who was quickly attacked by her beauty, suddenly opened her eyes wide.

"... Gojo Satoru!!"

Whoa whoa! !Save it save it!Gojo Satoru in this style is also super cool!

***

In fact, Yusanjia itself still follows the traditional route.This also leads to... Older people don't pay attention to mobile phones at all, and they don't pay attention to the entertainment news on it.

But that doesn't mean there aren't other people in the family who aren't paying attention.

"...Wait, is this Gojo Satoru?"

Recalling the fact that the Patriarch said yesterday that he wanted to buy Wutiaowu's son, he immediately took his mobile phone to the door of Zhibiren's room in the Zen Academy.

"My lord."

"Come in."

The door was opened, and he walked directly in front of Zhibiren of the Zen Academy with small steps.

"My lord, please read this."

The Zenyuan Zhipier put down the things in his hands, looked up, and found Gojo Wu, who was dressed very strangely.

He stretched out his finger and tapped on the screen, with an incredulous expression on his face: "Is this the kid from Wutiao's family?"

"………right."

The person directly next to the Buddhist monastery:  ……

"Since when did he adopt this style?"

The members of the Chanyuan family immediately made a serious expression: "Did you find out too?"

The person directly next to the Buddhist monastery:?

"Master Patriarch—Yesterday you ordered me to investigate the situation of Patriarch Wutiao's son. Today, the current Patriarch of Wutiao's family has changed his blindfold."

"Don't you think... there is some conspiracy in it?"

The person directly next to the Buddhist monastery: ...

What conspiracy?Isn't that kid Gojo Satoru always like this?

"Subordinates believe that——Patriarch Wutiao knew about your actions."

"That's why the five patriarchs deliberately made such a change—and in modern society, pink is used for dating between men and women."

"But the Patriarch Wutiao has not shown his marriage partner at present, only a son who was discovered by the window. So the subordinates are sure-this is the signal sent by the Patriarch Wutiao."

"He is warning the Zenyuan family, and even the head of the family - don't check on the young master of the Wutiao family, that child is very important to him!"

The members of the Zenyuan family spoke clearly and logically, and the people directly connected to the Zenyuan began to think too.

Could it be that the boy from Wutiao's family was really warning him?

that……

"Does it sound like a loss to buy his son for a billion?"

A member of the Chanyuan family: "That's right."

"Think about it, old man..." The man directly next to the Chanyuan lowered his hands and looked into the distance. After the atmosphere froze for a few seconds, he slapped his thigh suddenly: "Let's pay 20 billion!"

other side:?

Zhibiren from the Zen Academy: "How can I easily admit defeat to a junior? Even if it is a fight, you have to win two out of three rounds."

"Listen to the old man - directly make 20 billion."

"For the sake of face, I have to do it anyway..."

The members of the Chanyuan family couldn't help asking: "Then... what if Patriarch Wutiao agrees?"

The person directly next to the Zenyuan looked shocked: "Has the Wutiao family been silenced?"

"Sold the child for a mere 20 billion?"

People from the Chanyuan family: ...

It also makes sense.

"Just do it. Don't make the outside world think that - the person directly next to me in the Buddhist monastery is old and can't do anything."

The members of the Chanyuan family looked reverent: "Yes, my lord."

After he left directly, the Zenyuan Zhibiren slowly stood up from the tatami.Then he put his hands behind his back and looked out the window.

For a while, thoughts were churning.

If that child Fu Heihui can come back on his own initiative...

***

at the same time.

high school.

Since last night, Nagasaki Wild Rose has maintained the mood of the whole person bursting.

From time to time, he mumbled a few words, "Gojo Satoru, that bastard teacher".

Especially when she knew that Amakusa Rumen was still young and still had a lot of injuries on her body... At night, she hugged the pillow, raised her fist and smashed it up crazily to vent.

So much so that when I woke up early in the morning, holding a sports drink angrily, I rushed to the playground.

"Fu Hei, Knotweed, have you found that bastard teacher?"

Knotaba Yuhito raised his hand and made a big X on his chest.

"Absolutely not."

"Huh??" Nagasaki Yeqiangwei squeezed the sports drink in her hand angrily, "That bastard teacher must have hidden somewhere on purpose!!"

"If you let me know—!"

"What what? Know what?" Gojo Satoru suddenly appeared from the side, even wearing a girlish blindfold, waving his hands and appearing in front of everyone.

“Good morning~”

"Youren, Hui, Wild Rose!"

Hearing Gojo Satoru's voice, Nagasaki Wild Rose squeezed the drink in her hand and threw it directly.

"You bastard teacher who abandons children and doesn't know how to take care of them—!"

slap.

The drink stopped half a meter before Gojo Satoru, and then landed on the ground.

Gojo Satoru glanced at the drink on the ground, and then looked at the furious Nagasaki Wild Rose on the opposite side.

"Calm down, Briar."

"—Scumbag!"

Wait, wait, why did the title scumbag come out! !

Gojo Satoru let out a long "ah" in bewilderment.

But Yuzhang Yuren was next to him to make up the knife: "Mr. Wujo, Lumen is very poor."

Fu Heihui made up the knife expressionlessly: "I almost sold myself for 10 billion."

Gojo Satoru could barely keep the smile on his face.

"What's going on here?"

After finishing speaking, he tapped the palm of his hand: "Can I say that I don't know these things? So - can you tell me carefully?"

First grade trio:  ……

"Scumbag!"

"It's too much, you three! Do you want to listen to the teacher's explanation too!"

"Asshole teacher!"

Gojo Satoru couldn't help but sighed.Just at this time, a familiar voice came from behind, crazily calling "Enlightenment".

Wujo Wu turned his head, and saw that Masamune Noctua was holding a small piece of paper in his hand, and ran towards him frantically.

"Principal Night Moth?"

next second.

Noctua Masamichi, who had successfully arrived, directly raised his arm, pulling Gojo Satoru's upper body and pressing down frantically.At the same time, while holding it with both hands, a piece of paper with important information was firmly held in his hand.

"Enlightened!!!"

Ye Mozheng's tone was a little serious: "What the hell is going on with this child!!!"

Gojo Satoru, who was caught in pain, raised his arm with difficulty, and patted Noctua Masamichi's shoulder from behind.

"Principal Night Moth, can you let me go first?"

"cannot--!"

"Give me a good look at this child!!" Night Moth Zhengdao's tone became serious: "When did you mess around and...why did you let your child wander outside??"

Nagasaki Wild Rose and Fuguro Megumi nodded frantically.

"That's it."

Gojo Satoru, whose information volume was once again critically attacked:? ? ? ?

"Wait, Principal Ye Moth, I think..." Coincidentally, the wind shook, and the photo in Ye Mo Zhengdao's hand shook and was corrected.

So ever.

Gojo Satoru managed to see Amakusa Rumen who looked very similar to himself in the photo.

He leaned forward in a little confusion, and stretched his swan-like neck.

Then, he raised the corners of his lips, and asked with a hint of confusion and cuteness: "Who is this?"

"........."

Ye Mo Zhengdao exerted all his strength on the spot, and shouted in that disappointing tone: "That's your son, Wuhu!!!"

"You irresponsible father!!!"

After a few minutes.

An ordinary office.

Night Moth crossed his arms and listened to the narration of the three first-year students.

Fu Heihui: "Amakusa's clothes are a little shabby. At first glance, his eyes kept twitching, and he looked like he was sealed."

Knotabagi Yuhito: "Amakusa has a lot of injuries...but he looks like he hates you, Gojo-sensei."

Gojo Satoru quickly raised his head: "Wait for Yuren, things haven't been settled yet."

Ye Mo Zhengdao quickly raised his fist and flattened Gojo Wu's head, "Student Knotweed, keep talking."

"Physical skills are super strong! He can easily eliminate a bunch of curse spirits!" Having said this, Yuzu Yuhito's eyes lit up, "Amakusa is super powerful!!"

Night Moth nodded rightly.

"Kagizaki-san, what about you?"

Nagasaki Wild Rose hugged her arms and snorted angrily: "There is nothing to say."

"But the bastard teacher has been silent here and refuses to admit it...I even doubt that he can do this kind of thing to a child-he is still a scumbag!"

Ye Mozheng said: "It is impossible for Wu to do such a thing."

Gojo Satoru nodded quickly.

That's right.

"But this possibility is not ruled out."

Gojo Satoru:? ? ? ? ?

Wait, is this explaining?

No, this is completely persecuting him! !

"Fuguro-san, you are the first to contact Amakusa-san, right? Do you know where he lives now?"

Megumi Fukuro replied calmly: "Amakusa did live with me at the beginning. Later, when I returned to school, after Kizaki took the special test... Amakusa lived with Mr. Nanami."

Hearing this explanation, Gojo Satoru quickly recalled Fu Heihui's vague words back then: "Hey!"

"Didn't you go out of school crazily during that time because you had a sweetheart!"

Everyone thought at the same time: What kind of weird misunderstanding is this.

and many more.

When Fu Heihui goes out, he only thinks of him going out on a date, but never thinks that his own son is suffering outside? ?

Nagasaki Wild Rose was in a hurry: "Scumbag!"

"That child is so cute, so sensible, so..."

"All in all, the bastard teacher is too much!!"

Noctua Zhengdao saw this scene in his eyes.

"Does Amakusa live with Qihai now? It seems that Qihai also knows something... contact Qihai first, and then let him come over."

"no need."

Jianren Qihai opened his bloodshot eyes, then he raised his hand, knocked on the door and pushed the door, all in one go.

"Mr. Wujo, you haven't answered my calls so I have to come here directly."

Having said that, he coughed lightly.

"It seems that the principal and the three students already know about Lumen's situation."

"So—now what I want to explain is... Lumen, he suddenly disappeared this morning."

moment.

All eyes turned to Gojo Satoru.

Gojo Satoru:? ? ?

Wait, he didn't do this kind of thing suddenly, hey! !

***

Meanwhile, on the other side.

Because the mantra spirits don't need to sleep, the head-shaped scorpion obediently stayed in Hua Yu's palm and complained wildly.

"Gojo Satoru, that bastard!!"

"Xia Youjie also said to recruit Wujo Wu's son as a trump card against Wujo Wu."

Speaking of this, Liu Hu recalled what happened yesterday.If it wasn't for the real provocation, he wouldn't have gone to Gojo Satoru.If he didn't go to Gojo Satoru, he wouldn't be ridiculed by real people in a seriously injured state with only one head left.

Thinking of this, his little volcano began to erupt again.

"Wujo Wu is so cruel to me, how could his son become a gang with our curse spirit!!"

Hanayu uttered incomprehensible words, comforting Lehu.

The small volcano was so angry that it kept erupting.

"If it is really possible for the negotiation to succeed, unless Gojo Wu's son comes to the door in person!"

"Right now! Immediately!"

The moment he finished speaking, there was a sound of something heavy falling on the sun lounger behind.

Hua Yu held Leu Hu's head and turned her head.

Just looking at Rumen Amakusa in black pajamas and pajamas, rubbing the familiar white hair, turning around slowly.

The author has something to say: the first update√

There will definitely be more additions, I will continue to write

Amway, my master's serial article√

Title: But what did Slime do wrong?

Author: Yan Yan

Copywriter: My name is Limulu Tempest.

It is one of the [eight-star demon kings], the master of the kingdom of monsters.Invited to become the master of an organization next door to save humanity.

This is a good thing!I have an upright reason to escape state affairs and go out to play!

...I used to think so.

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[Teacher King of Wisdom!What's going on in this situation? ! ]

[Solution, this is the legendary Shura Field.Remind the host that Ziyuan is already on his way with the knife. ]

……Let me go please!I'm just a mere slime!