The first writer of Qing Dynasty

Otherwise, why does Tao Sai always say that Yinhu is talented?

For the talent of grasping people's hearts and the talent of seeing the situation clearly, others have to spend their energy to think and learn. For him, it is as simple as eating and drinking.

I have never seen any prince elder brother who can have such a "chicken thief" as Yinhu, no, it is clever.

Taking advantage of the fact that the emperor has the highest tolerance for him, and taking advantage of the fact that he is still young, he is constantly provoking the emperor. Under the eyes of the emperor, he dances wildly against his bottom line!

No, he asked the emperor weakly, "Would you like to demonstrate it to Khan Ama", to prove that he thought he would not be "bewitched by female sex", and the emperor was really fooled.

He couldn't imagine what kind of picture he would see next, but his curiosity was already aroused.

And Tao Sai imagined what would happen in the future, and rationally told him that he should stop Yinhu, so as not to be blamed by the emperor, but emotionally, Tao Sai wanted to see the unbelievable appearance of the emperor.

"How do you plan to demonstrate?" Kangxi became interested, and asked Yinhu: "Do you need me to find a beauty for you, let you see, and you show no interest? If so, then I won't believe it. Because these are emotions that can be easily covered up."

Besides, where to find wild beauties, if there were real beauties, they would have been given to Kangxi's harem long ago, or kept for his son.

While asking his son to recognize female sex, he himself is lustful, and he is talking about Han Ama... Yinhu got stuck, and couldn't think of any words to describe it.

After a while, he suddenly realized: Yes, yes, this kind of behavior is called "double standard" in the play, and the time-traveling girl is different and scolded that "double standard dog"!

"I also ask Khan Ama to give me some time, and I will come as soon as I go."

Yinhu has a whole treasure chest of "disguise" and he asks the little eunuch Li Duofu to come and get his own treasure chest.

"And the flag dress at the bottom of my cabinet, you also bring it together."

When Kangxi heard this, a strange expression appeared on his face: "You hid women's clothes at the bottom of your closet?!"

"Yes, Khan Ama, my son has learned the disguise technique!" Yinhu replied seriously, and gave Khan Ama an early warning.

Kangxi: "What disguise technique..."

The emperor began to look at Taosai with suspicious eyes.

Tao Sai coughed lightly, and secretly said "Sure enough"!

Just because he was present, Yinhu would throw all the blame on him, because the disguise technique was taught by the teacher, and the hair cover and disguise equipment were also given by him.

How could he be wrong as a 14-year-old boy?It must be that the teacher did not teach well.

Tao Sai saw Yinhu holding a huge pot in front of his eyes, and received his eyes asking for help, why was he so unwilling to take the blame for him!

Not only did he want to see the child dance under the emperor's bottom line, but he also wanted to see Yinhu being spanked by the emperor.

Both the master and the apprentice are weak, Tao Sai thought for a while, and said seriously: "Your Majesty, I taught Yinhu to know people, and I also taught him to pretend. For example, old people and middle-aged people, all of them have been with you before." It was done by the people. At that time, the minister was protecting you, and no one knew who the minister was."

Kangxi suddenly recalled the emperor's uncle who had been protecting him during his private visits in Weifu, and nodded with a clear expression.

"What does that have to do with Yinhu proving himself? Could it be that he can still disguise himself as a woman?"

Kangxi's face changed slightly when he thought of the phrase "the flag dress under my cupboard".

Tao Sai shrugged: "Chen Ke never taught him how to pretend to be a woman."

Yinhu hurriedly said: "Ama Khan, my son will come as soon as he goes."

The master and apprentice looked at each other, sparks flying in the air!

Yinhu was the first to get down, blinked and looked at the emperor's uncle again, hurriedly ran to the compartment of the side hall, and began to quickly dress up in front of the bronze mirror.

Li Duofu followed behind him, listened to his instructions, and asked him "bring me the rouge" and "bring me the jewelry", while staring dumbfounded at the eighth elder brother putting on women's clothes, putting on exquisite makeup, and tossing the wig The headgear was then fixed on the head, and he was asked to help.

In order to show her superb disguise skills, Yinhu showed that "it's not something I can figure out by myself" and "it was cultivated well by the emperor's uncle", and planned to draw a perfect makeup to impress Khan Ama!

The biggest advantage of him at this age is youthfulness and innocence. Combining his own age and advantages, he can be true and false, true and false, magnify the advantages of his facial features, and integrate makeup into his own characteristics. The makeup that he draws, She became a beautiful young lady.

Yinhu's skin is tender and his lips are red and his teeth are white. He doesn't need to use too much powder as a base, he only needs to spread a thin layer, and then paint on peach-colored makeup, and make his eyes bigger to look bright and radiant.

Blinking his eyes, he practiced the look of the girl Gu Panshenghui twice more, and then he used the popular "fairy fox same style" light-colored lip balm on the market, and the small mouth looked pink and tender with some peach-like red, and then It is to modify the cheeks, use shadows to cover the outlines and edges of boys, and use light colors to outline the soft outlines of women.

To make the nose look good, fake skin wax was pasted on it.

He drew it carefully, intending to make a blockbuster, so detailed that the headdress was placed on the head of the flag, and the jewelry was also put on one by one.The most difficult thing to wear is actually the earrings, because he doesn't have pierced ears, and Yinhu relies on clamping them.

He heard that there is also a kind of magnetic jewelry that can be attached to the ear without piercing. In the future, he must have someone make some for it.

Since it is necessary to transform into a woman, the graceful and charming figure of a girl is different from that of a boy. Fake breasts are indispensable, and fake buttocks are also indispensable, but because of the young age, there is no need to put it too high.

The tools are all prepared, the chest pad and butt pad are all plugged in. The only disadvantage is that you can’t exercise vigorously, otherwise the butt pad will fall out easily!This is what Yinhu needs to improve and overcome in the future. If he wants to be painted as a voluptuous beauty in the future, his breasts will be bigger and his buttocks will be more raised. When the time comes, the mat will be raised higher, and the butt mat will fall off if he makes a big move. What if the chest pad flies off when you start running?

So it would be nice to have that kind of inner bodysuit that is the same color as the skin.

Yinhu thought: When I grow up and have power and contacts, I'll let someone prepare and make a complete set!

The whole disguise process took half an hour, and Kangxi and Taosai had already chatted outside about the details of the western expedition to Galdan.

The sound of the bottom of the flower pot came from the door near the side hall.

Before the person arrived, the voice had already arrived, and Yinhu's clear voice sounded: "Khan Ama, emperor's uncle, you see, can you still see who I am with this disguise?"

During the process of Yinhu's makeup, Tao Sai had already warned Kangxi in advance, so that Kangxi had a mental preparation, knowing that his son would "dress himself up as a woman".

The emperor just thought it was funny and raised his eyes: "Dress yourself up as a woman to prove that you won't be addicted to women?" What kind of logic is this.

But when he followed Yinhu's voice and saw him, Kangxi froze.

The hibiscus comes out of the clear water and is carved naturally.

Have you ever seen a young and beautiful girl who is as green as a flower?

The skin is firm and fat, the lips are like petals, the eyes are full of autumn water, the girl is full of charm, and the innocence of looking forward to the brilliance, he, he, he, he has it...

Taosai had only seen the rough version of the colorful demon girl painted by Yinhu before, and he could only use the word ugly to describe it. When he saw the full version this time, he shook his fingers in disbelief and pointed at Yinhu who was walking towards the bottom of the flowerpot. Si, a mouthful of old blood was stuck in her throat.

The curvaceous lotus steps can also reveal the curves of the figure, the subtle curves that are protruding forward and backward, where there is still a man's appearance, the whole is a developing girl!

How could he understand so well? ? ?

Tao Sai felt incredible, and asked him tentatively, "Yinhu?"

"Yes, Uncle Emperor," the young 'girl' turned sideways, showed off her good figure, smiled innocently, and whispered to him while pinching her throat: "Uncle Emperor, the blue is better than the blue, this disciple, this disguise technique, Have you passed the checkpoint?"

The emperor stood up, his pupils vibrated violently, and he quickly came to Yinhu in three steps and two steps.

Even wearing a tall flowerpot bottom, Yinhu was much shorter than Kangxi. He lowered his head, as if pretending to be shy, but in fact he was afraid that the things on his head would fall off when he raised his head.

Father Jun's chest rose and fell, and he pointed at Yinhu's most perfect makeup work so far with trembling fingers: "This is what you said, to prove that you will not be fooled by women?"

"Hui Khan Ama, yes, I can transform into various beauties by means of disguise. When a beauty appears in front of me, I will take the lead in studying how her eyeliner is drawn. How lip balm outlines the perfect shape, and how the facial features are matched will become her beautiful appearance."

So beauty is in his eyes, that is, eyes, nose, mouth, ears, the proportion of facial features, with clothing, jewelry and makeup.

Kangxi was speechless.

He understood Yinhu's logic.

[Because I can draw a beautiful woman myself, so I will not be confused by the beauty of the beautiful woman. Instead, I will study her makeup and try to draw the same beautiful effect as her next time. ]

Today he can draw a lotus in clear water, and tomorrow he can create a beautiful and beautiful enchantress who will bring disaster to the country!

Kangxi's eyes instantly became sharp and dangerous!

"Walking on the bottom of a flower pot is not easy. I haven't practiced it specifically, and most people can't walk."

And even walked out of a curly figure, saying that no one can teach anyone to believe?

Tao Sai: "..."

He didn't know that Yinhu could research so many tricks for himself in private, it was really an eye-opener!

Tao Sai said dryly, "If it wasn't for Yinhu's voice, I wouldn't believe it was Yinhu!"

So now he said that he didn't teach anything excessive, can the emperor believe it?

The most important thing is that he really looks like the latest batch of young girls in the draft.

Really sinister intentions!The emperor can't even look directly at the young girls who have been elected this year!

The emperor was so angry that his seven orifices were filled with smoke, his chest felt tight suddenly, a feeling of suffocation swept over him, his lips trembled and he couldn't speak.

"Uncle Huang, Yinhu could figure out this perfect makeup by himself?" Kangxi turned his head, pointed at his "unrecognizable" son and asked Tao Sai.

I gave such a big son to the emperor, but you have taught the child like this!

Kangxi was heartbroken, and scolded Tao Sai and Yinhu together.

The emperor's uncle is an elder, and Khan Ama is close in heart, no matter how hard he scolds, he is just furious and stomping his feet in anger, and there will be no real anger.

Yinhu was scolded by the emperor's uncle, so he didn't panic at all.

Khan Ama's anger came as soon as it came, and after venting, he was discouraged!

When I was really angry, the emperor's uncle would bear the wind and rain together, and then when Khan Ama asked him to settle accounts, there would be thunder and rain.

Yinhu's clever little head has already begun to think about how to escape punishment after provoking Khan Ama's rage.

If you can escape once, you can escape the second time. After a long time, Khan Ama becomes numb.

"And you, don't think that I don't know that you are the one who blamed the emperor's uncle!" Kangxi was so angry that he asked someone to bring the ruler, and asked Yinhu to spread his palms, just like Mr. Like teaching a child, he hit his palm with a ruler, and reprimanded him angrily.

"Impressive prince brother, you don't do business all day long. I thought you were trying to hide your clumsiness. You learned the method of hiding clumsiness from your uncle, and you even learned how to play a woman. What do you look like! It's so ridiculous that you can't even tell it. I love Xinjue People of the Luo family! When you grow up, it will be rumored that a certain prince likes to wear women's clothes, do you want to lose face?"

Yinhu quietly slandered in his heart: Then you don't know that the fourth brother has a son who becomes a prince and will hold funerals for himself every now and then to earn money for his own affairs.

For Kangxi, when he said directly that Yinhu would have a "prince" when he grew up, Yinhu was quite surprised.

The joyful feeling can be summed up as - I thought you liked me just a little bit, but now I find that you like me more than I thought.

Yinhu stopped flirting with Kangxi, and said sternly: "I will not easily show off women's clothes. The purpose of learning these is to learn to know people, just like the emperor's uncle dressed up as an old man and visited you privately. Maybe in the future there will be some people who need to disguise themselves. When you learn one more thing, you will be able to choose one more way to get out in the future, and minimize the danger."

Kangxi beat Yinhu's palm again, and it turned red: "I hit you this time because you plotted against your emperor's uncle, evil-hearted! Do you recognize it?"

The palm of Yinhu's palm was "slapped" so that it was numb and a little spicy. Isn't this how the masters in the school use the ruler to punish their companions?

He blinked and went to look at Tao Sai, he caught a glimpse of Tao Sai smiling at him triumphantly, he couldn't help but thump in his heart: It's broken.

It's no wonder that the emperor's uncle hasn't even made an excuse since just now, he is waiting for him here!

Khan Ama knows people's hearts well, can't you see what is going on in his heart?The emperor's uncle attracted him to say a few more words, and Khan Ama saw that he couldn't wait to get the emperor's uncle to be scolded together. The more he talked, after Khan Ama scolded the emperor's uncle, the fire would There are more coming towards him.

Yinhu secretly regretted: I made a mistake.

Jiang is still old and hot, and the emperor's uncle knows Khan Ama's mind best!

Cleverness is misunderstood by cleverness, which is the situation where Yinhu is now in trouble.

Seeing that the situation was not right, his mind moved slightly, he quickly lowered his head and listened to Khan Ama's reprimand obediently, and said listlessly: "I admit it, I know I was wrong."

"My son just learned how to disguise women, so I couldn't help showing off," Yinhu admitted, because he himself was too flamboyant.

Boys have learned new skills that no one else knows, and they can't help but want to perform. Let's show it to Khan Ama, and be honest with Khan Ama, how sincere!

Kangxi choked, and was so angry that he tapped his palm once, and said sadly: "For so many years, I have never hit my son, you are the first!"

Yinhu is not ashamed, it is quite honorable.

"You will only fight when you are in love. In the future, I will promise not to wear women's clothes casually, and not let people find out. I will never embarrass Khan Ama."

Seeing that Kangxi's attention was not on point, Taosai couldn't help secretly worrying: The point is whether Yinhu likes women or not, and whether he really has a hidden habit!

Before Kangxi could get to the point, Liang Jiugong came to spread the word: "Your Majesty, the Crown Prince has come down."

The eunuch, a famous eunuch in front of the imperial court, reluctantly lowered his head to look at the floor, lest the corners of his twitching and uncontrollably raised mouth be seen by the emperor.

Playing or Eighth Brother can play!

There are three sons, the elder brother, the prince, and the eighth elder brother, who are angry in a drama, and Kangxi is so angry that he loses his life by 20 years.

So do you want His Royal Highness the Crown Prince to come in?

Yinhu took a look, and more excitement came, eager to try: "Khan Ama, you said that the second brother is good at color, and the minister there is good at painting colors. Would you like to let the second brother see, will he recognize the son? ?” He emphasized the word “painting”.

Khan Ama admits that the prince is good-looking, but he did not teach the prince well, obviously because the prince was blinded and bewitched by the color, and Khan Ama was disappointed. What a chance to tease the prince. Yinhu is very impressed with his makeup today Satisfied.

Kangxi scolded him again angrily, drove him and Tao Sai to the side hall, and ordered him not to come out.

Not being able to tease the prince, Yinhu felt a little bit regretful: "It's a pity that I have painstakingly painted the makeup." No, it's a pity that the prince was not persecuted.

After watching a lot of dramas, Yinhu is keen to persecute every brother who has a huge intersection in the dramas. It is very interesting to watch them change their faces or watch them jump their feet.

Nine sons seize the heir, he is very interested in messing around and seeing what can be done.

Ordinary people see the tragic end of the nine sons seizing the throne in the drama, and they can avoid it long ago, or they can protect themselves wisely, but Yinhu seems to have reached the stage of rebellion early, trying to imitate the temperament of the emperor's uncle who fears that the world will not be chaotic .

As the emperor's uncle said, the conflict between the prince and Khan Ama, and the fueling of other princes when they grow up, are unavoidable. Sooner or later, they will explode.Even if the prince is favored by Khan Ama now, when he grows up, Khan Ama, who has trained him to be an excellent heir, will allow his authority to be threatened by the prince?

The eldest brother has ambitions to go further, and he has already started to hold back the prince, what about the other brothers?

Fourth brother, Emperor Yongzheng in the major dramas, he has no intention of seizing the throne?

There are also Xiaojiu and Xiaoshi below, Shishi who is still acting like a baby in the arms of the concubine, and Shisan who is said to have helped the fourth brother the most in the play.

The stage is all set up. In the end, the crown prince kept his position as crown prince, or did the other elder brothers leap forward, or did the fourth brother, the Yongzheng emperor, ascend to the throne?

When Yinhu was 14 years old, he had already started to think about how to play new tricks in the future.

Tao Sai put his arms around his chest and said coldly: "If you want to play, you can go out now as well." See if the emperor beats your ass.

Do you dare to play?You do not dare.

Yinhu: "..."

The author has something to say: Don't you know that 14 years old is the rebellious period for boys?ah?