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Chapter 35 Brother 4's dog nose is absolutely perfect

The war is still far away from Yinhu, whether it is drama or reality, he has no access to news related to the Junggar Khan in the west.

However, the emperor's uncle told him that "the emperor intends to bring the princes to practice."

Judging from the previous precedent of going outside the Great Wall, it may be that Yinhu was stopped here, and the little elder brothers who stayed in the ninth elder brother continued to study in the capital.

For this reason, Yinhu added a new coursework: familiar with military books, and learned all kinds of military art and actual combat since ancient times.

From scout detection to formation of troops, the emperor's uncle taught him to go for omnipotence!

Even he will teach him some strange knowledge that surprises Yinhu, such as... Disguise.

Since it is necessary to pretend to be disguised, rouge and gouache are indispensable, and there are quite a lot of tricks to play with. When Yinhu painted himself for the first time, he used dark red lip balm like a ghost, and the blush on his face was like a monkey's buttocks. He also painted a dark eyeshadow that was scarier than that dude whose body was hollowed out by wine.Take a good look at the picturesque young man, and paint him a picture that has turned him into a man without a ghost or a ghost, and he is so happy that he burst into laughter.

The camouflage props given by the emperor's uncle are amazing. The texture Yinhu holds in his hand is like wax. A flash of inspiration flashed in his mind: Isn't this the skin wax used by the secret agent princess in the drama to pad the bridge of her fake nose? !

"Teaching you these is to make you sharper in the future, and don't be fooled by other people's disguise."

Taosai gave Yinhu some references for him to practice by himself, such as disguising himself as an old man, a middle-aged man, a poor man, etc.

Yinhu was just starting to lose his hands, and after thinking about it for a long time, he learned how to be good. First, he brushed the agent princess a few times and then practiced with reference to the disguise of the princess.

After a lot of practice, Yinhu has a lot of "disguise props" in his little treasure chest, and now he has an unprecedented interest in tossing about "disguise". .

"If you don't learn the disguise technique well, how can you write good works?"

That's how he justified himself.

If you want to write a prince who disguises himself as a woman, you must first learn how to dress up as a man!

At the beginning, he painted himself as neither human nor ghost, but as he became more skilled, he was finally able to paint himself as a bald girl with long eyelashes.

The "girl" reflected in the water basin took pictures of himself left and right, showing a sweet and moving smile. He touched his bare half-moon forehead, showing an indescribable expression. He didn't appreciate himself for a long time before melting it with fat Makeup on your face, wash it all off.

So Yinhu threw the problem to Tao Sai and told him: "Uncle Huang, I'm only short of a wig for pretending to be a little girl!"

Tao Sai: "..."

The cynical smile froze.

He couldn't believe his ears.

"You learned to disguise yourself as a woman?"

As for how to pretend to be a little girl, Yinhu is already an "experienced" senior. He can talk freely and recite all the little tricks he heard and seen in the play.

For example, the girl's face is softer, how to smudge the eyes when applying eyeshadow to make the eyes appear big and energetic, and next he wants to study how to tie hair and wear jewelry.

Taosai didn't expect Yinhu to fight so hard!

"Are you very interested in dressing up as a girl?" Taosai yelled at the alarm, fearing that Yinhu might have some "hidden habit" that is not known to outsiders.

Yinhu said with a smile: "Mr. Duanzheng's next work, I plan to write a story about the prince who disguises himself as a woman and finally ascends the throne as the emperor."

Tosser was silent.

"So it's not that you have strange hobbies yourself?"

Yinhu was very surprised, and stared at Taosai with the eyes of "Why do you treat me like this".

"If you want to write a story book well, of course you have to understand all aspects of it, so that you can say something. Before that, I studied history books to write about my old enemy. In order to write the next work, I will also devote myself to researching the 'disguise technique'."

Tao Sai: "..."

He was also the one who taught private matters, conspiracy and trickery. When he was teaching him, he always lamented that this child is extremely talented and has excellent understanding.

He never expected that he would use his talent for guessing and playing with people's hearts to write "story books"!

Taosai was still worried about Yinhu's psychological endurance before, but now seeing that Yinhu not only accepts it well, but also happily plays poisonous scripts to the world, he feels relieved and secretly mutters at the same time.

Zhiduo's mind, which is close to that of a monster, and his excellent talent are all used to fiddle with writing scripts, which seems a bit reckless.

Thinking of this, Tao Sai added Qing laws and criminal cases to Yinhu's classwork.

Yinhu knew that the emperor's uncle Zu Le wanted him to focus on "serious things", and the emperor's uncle was always so eager. He was afraid that he would die one day if he was not in good health, so he hurriedly stuffed knowledge into his brain .

He said thoughtfully: "I can still keep up with my homework these days, and I still have enough energy. At present, the new work is still being conceived and has not yet been written. The emperor might as well arrange more homework for the student. Maybe it can be completed before the war." Learn more."

Tao Saidao: "I have a request for the script of your next novel."

Yinhu asked in surprise, "What request?"

"You also know that Mr. Duanzheng is now well-known among folk literati, and the common people have also heard of his name, and he is not infamous like Qingcheng."

"Both the emperor and the courtiers know that the support of the Raksha Kingdom is indispensable behind the Junggar Khan tribe in the west," Tao Sai said coldly: "Although the emperor has sent imperial envoys to sign a border treaty with them to temporarily stabilize the border, the northern border Maozi from outside has never given up peeping at the Qing Dynasty."

"The Junggar Khan's attack on the Khalkha Mongols was driven behind the scenes," Tao Said, "Since you want to write about the royal family in your next work, you might as well write about Rakshasa."

Tao Seti demanded: to scold them bloody, how to write black.Let the people of the world see the viciousness and danger of the Rakshasa country, and they must not relax their vigilance against them.Let the common people mention Rakshasa, pointing fingers and saying that they are wolf ambitions.

Originally, I planned to write about a prince who was raised as a princess in order to save his life in the harem. It's okay, so let's set that country as the Raksha country!

"What's the name of the Lord Rakshasa?"

"The young man who is newly enthroned is called Peter. I don't know the name of the original old king."

Yinhu squinted her eyes and thought for a while, then asked Tao Sai: "Does the emperor's uncle know some key names?"

Taosai took a deep look at him: "Peter regained power from his sister, Princess Sophia."

Yinhu suddenly realized, and wrote vigorously!

Peter's disguise as a princess must have attracted the admiration of many men. He also has peerless beauty, which has attracted his blood-related brothers to be obsessed with him. The old king is also eyeing him, and often touches his face with greasy hands , calling him "the lonely king's favorite little princess".

Galdan, the Khan of the enemy country, begged for the prince pretending to be a princess. Seeing this, the old emperor forced him to marry.

Since it is writing about a foreign country, there is no need to worry about touching taboos or other things. No matter how absurd it is, it must make the common people feel stimulated and scold Raksha again.

The exotic style seems to be very good at writing. Although I have never seen what a Rakshasa looks like, just writing about blond hair, blue eyes, white and tender skin is very reminiscent.

Yinhu thought of a lot in an instant, and couldn't help thinking about it.

The protagonist Peter is a princess disguised as a woman. His mother was originally a Han woman who was kidnapped by the Lord of Raksha. Because she couldn't stand the extremely cold weather in Raksha, her fragrance disappeared in one winter, leaving only Let him survive alone in the cold and cruel Rakshasa Palace.

Since he was a child, he carefully pretended to be a princess under the shadow of several royal brothers, and his royal brothers killed each other in order to compete for the throne of King Rakshasa.

He is not the only princess. Before him, there is a bright and beautiful eldest princess who loves power very much and competes with his brothers for the throne, which makes him a thorn in the side of his brothers.

The eldest princess Sophia also has a little deformed love for him. This eldest princess who loves to fight for power and profit likes women, and has "unreasonable thoughts" about the weak little princess who Peter works overtime.

In Rakshasa Kingdom, no matter whether it is a man or a woman, as long as they have power and an army in their hands, they can become the ruler of the country.

If anyone dares to resist, they will be killed, even their family members. This is what the old king did when he succeeded to the throne.

Peter grew up in such a situation surrounded by wolves, catering to both sides and pretending to be innocent and stupid, so as to deceive his sister and brothers.

Until he learned that he was about to be betrothed by the old lord to the Khan of the enemy country, Galdan, who came to cooperate with them.

Yinhu thought about it: It seems that this is not exciting enough.

He added the elements of Bai Yueguang and a double into his conception.

What Galdan likes is Princess Sophia of Raksha Kingdom who likes to exercise power, but the flower sticks in his hand and he can't take it easily, so he uses Peter as a stand-in.

If you want to write about the darkness and filth of the Rakshasa royal family, father and son, brothers can attack their own sisters, and the sisters will not hesitate to kill their fathers with blood on their hands. They have no moral bottom line, but are just a group of slaves driven by desire.

Write the Junggar Khanate as barbaric and rude, and Galdan as brutal and inhumane, forcing Peter to humiliate him even more brazenly after discovering that he is a man.

Then there is the story of Peter's upgrade after he survived the desperate situation. He will fight all the way from the Junggar Khanate back to the Rakshasa royal family.

He fell into the abyss, climbed out of the abyss again, took his blood-stained bone knife to fight through the thorns and thorns, all the way back to the Rakshasa royal family, killed the dirty royal brothers, imprisoned his sister Princess Sophia, and finally sat on the representative The throne of the Lord of the Rakshasa, which covers all sins.

Since he wants to black Rakshasa, Yinhu's ending will definitely not be good. He has seen many endings like the protagonist's blackening, and he has eaten a lot of shit in dramas!

Therefore, Yinhu is going to write the protagonist who sees through the mortal world and sees through the common people. He hates the world and everything around him, so he decides to destroy everything.

"When I was in despair, no one came to pull me. This world is dirty and filthy. Only when everyone dies and a thorough cleansing is done, can everything be put right and the world will be clean."

Since Mr. Duanzheng's style of writing is different from Qingcheng's, Yinhu changed his style of writing articles, striving to make his new works thrilling and interlocking.The struggle of the court, the struggle of the country, the struggle between the powerful and the common people, the struggle of the poor at the bottom, the screams of the persecuted...

Yinhu was in charge of writing the story, and then handed it over to the emperor's uncle for polishing. As long as it was Mr. Tuanzheng's new work that had passed through the hands of the emperor's uncle, there was no shadow of "Qingcheng" at all, and he could sell it with peace of mind.

With the emperor's uncle standing in front of him, he didn't have to worry about being found out that he was one of Mr. Zhengzheng.

Thinking in this way, he happily got the wig and headgear that the emperor's uncle bought him, and skillfully painted the woman's makeup.

Then put on the prepared cheongsam and flower pot bottom, put on the headdress and jewelry, and a delicate and delicate girl appeared in front of the bronze mirror.

Yinhu couldn't help nodding: "It's decided, the talented girl who will cause a storm in the city will look like this in the future!"

"Master, the fourth elder brother came to see you, and asked if you have time to play a game of chess together tonight," the little eunuch Li Duofu came to report, and when he entered the room, he saw the screen opened inside.

Li Duofu waited outside the screen, and asked Yinhu again in a low voice: "Master, can slaves go in?"

"Wait," Yinhu said lightly, and a sparse voice came from behind the screen.

After a while, Yinhu, who had just washed his face and put on clean clothes, came out from inside with a normal expression.

Li Duofu came to a sudden: Why do you need to wash up when you go to see the fourth elder brother?

Yinhu saw Yinzhen, smiled and sat opposite him: "Outsiders say that the relationship between the eighth elder brother and the fourth elder brother is not good, and it is quite like the prince fighting with the eldest elder brother. If they see the fourth elder brother take the initiative Invite me to play chess, but also say that I betrayed the crown prince and elder brother by secretly communicating with each other."

"Since you have seen that the quarrel between the crown prince and the elder brother is unresolved, and you still join in, have you ever thought about the consequences of doing so?"

With a cold face, Yinzhen pushed the pawns forward on the chessboard: "Qingcheng, your fault is that you didn't hide from your brothers that you are Qingcheng. Nowadays, there is more and more trouble outside, and every family is talking about you. Among them, some people already know that you are Qingcheng. For safety, I think you should stay away from the Forbidden City in recent years."

I have never seen an elder brother who is as good at playing as the eighth younger brother. He is so smart, and he is a "street rat" scolded by the literati. Yinzhen really doesn't know what he thinks.

After the child was born, Yinzhen moved his nose and asked in surprise, "Why do you have such a strong smell of makeup?"

Yinhu was silent.

The fourth brother's dog nose is perfect!

Yinzhen was furious: "I've been waiting for you for a long time, aren't you just having fun with the court lady?"

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