The first writer of Qing Dynasty

Recently, a new drama has appeared in Yinhu's head. Most of the protagonists are the fourth child. What's interesting is that the fourth child is so serious and serious, but in the drama, it is associated with the word "group pet". together.

Could it be because the ninth brother always said that the fourth child is a dwarf, so he also put a different attribute in his head?

The fourth child of the group favorite, the special attribute is a dwarf, the drama is quite interesting, everyone likes him, and he is also... mischievous and clever, using a word in the drama, it is called "cute love, no brain."

Yinhu didn't know why he would look cute without a head, but seeing his fourth brother who was shorter than in reality, he couldn't be happier, and he also learned about a magical inner height-enhancing insole called "Short Joy", as well as the other side of the ocean. The "high heels" that came from France.

He couldn't help thinking deeply: next time the fourth brother celebrates his birthday, will he be angry if he sends "Short Joy"?Or is it a favorite?

Yinhu began to teach the starling that Yinhu gave him to talk, and kept repeating "the fourth dwarf, the fourth dwarf..."

This starling is also strange, it is difficult to learn well, and it only takes a long time to learn bad, it is slow to learn good words, and it can learn swear words accurately, with that mouth, quacking and yelling, making people want to pluck its hair , put it in the pot to stew.

Yinzhen also named the starling, called "heart and liver baby", and always called it "heart and liver baby", but let him also learn to call it "heart and liver baby".

"Ninth Brother, Ninth Brother~"

When Yinhu heard Yinhu's voice calling him, he was slightly taken aback, turned his head and saw that it was mynah shouting loudly on the bird stand, and laughed loudly: "Okay, good bird! I have learned everything mynah said, smart! "He smiled and fed delicious food to the starling, feeding the bird with its head high and its chest high, and it became more energetic.

However, Yinhu wrote Gao Changgong, the king of Lanling, the god of war in the Northern Qi Dynasty, and this started from what Yu Xuanji said in "Legend of the Tang Dynasty".

Yu Xuanji changed after being heartbroken, thinking that there are many beautiful men in the world.

There is a kind of argument that gave up a crooked neck tree and looked at the whole forest to appreciate the handsome man.

That is, isn't it true that men appreciate beautiful women since ancient times, but are there no girls who appreciate beautiful men?

According to folklore, the four beauties in ancient times, Shen Yuluoyan and Closed Moon Shame Flower, respectively represent Xi Shi, Wang Zhaojun, Diao Chan and Yang Yuhuan.

But in fact, there are actually many men who have left the reputation of beautiful men in ancient times. There are beautiful faces, how can there be less blue faces?Such as Lord Longyang during the Warring States period, such as Murong Chong, the emperor of Yan and Xianbei, and Wei Jie, a sickly and beautiful man in the allusions of the Wei and Jin Dynasties that attracted everyone to watch and was finally seen to death...

No, Yinhu and Fujin had a muttering discussion.

A man like the first emperor is called a stalwart hero. His strength cannot be judged by his beauty.

A resourceful man like Zhuge Liang is called strategizing, and his wisdom is superb, and he cannot be judged by his appearance.

So in ancient times, was there a man who was as beautiful as a flower and powerful?

Indeed, in the unofficial history, the handsome man who put on a menacing ghost mask and went into battle to kill the enemy, Lanling King Gao Changgong!

The appearance is superb, the life experience is rough, the military exploits are illustrious, and the monarch is jealous, and the final ending is also bleak, which contains beauty!powerful!awful!The three elements that attract girls' hearts the most, and Yinhu just mentions a few sentences about the introduction of the new storybook, which will make people's hearts itch.

Since Fujin wants to see handsome men, then write!

As for why Yinhu is not jealous?

Of course it's because of himself, the handsome man with his eyes on the horizon and close in front of his eyes!

Yinhu is not only confident, but also really powerful.Although when he smiles, he won't turn all living beings upside down, but he can charm Fujin, coaxing Fujin into a trance, and agreeing to anything.

Beef noodles can't stand it!

Therefore, the follow-up of "Legend of the Tang Dynasty" was not written, but "Lanling King" was written first, and because Yinhu "likes the new and dislikes the old", whenever a new vernacular is born, he always writes the first 20 characters. I was full of interest, but after writing, it was like a long-distance running exhaustion, and I lost my initial enthusiasm.

"Legend of the Great Qin Dynasty" and "Legend of the Great Tang Dynasty" are undoubtedly long novels, but "The King of Lanling" can be written in about two volumes.

There were many Lanling kings in ancient times, the most representative of which was Gao Changgong. As a result, when the Qingcheng "Lanling King" was written, when the Lanling King was mentioned later, the people did not know the history books. The first reaction was Gao Changgong, and the Lanling King was a success. his unique title.

Alluring the city to throw bricks to attract jade, leading to the beautiful and strong tragic Lanling King, folk writers have followed suit, and for a while, all the famous handsome men in history books have been written over and over again.

Folks talk about how to evaluate the beauty of a man should include several elements, such as the wildness of a wealthy man, the elegance of a literati, whether the jade tree is as cold as ice in the wind, and the face as a beautiful woman is still heroic.

"It is said that Zhang Fei, who was uglified in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", is also a handsome man!"

"If you want to talk about beautiful men, of course Pan An and Song Yu are indispensable!"

"Qingcheng himself is also a beautiful man! It is said that Babeile is handsome and gentle, and the most important thing is that he is also talented. Otherwise, how could he write so many words that make people's hearts itch and teeth itch?"

For a while, the folks talked about how handsome Babeile was, and someone mentioned that the Zhijun King who fought with Babeile had made great achievements in the army and was a handsome man who was praised by foreign envoys.

Thirteen followed Yinzhen all over the streets and alleys, and they often heard people talking about the latest scriptures and beauties since ancient times. There are more aunts in the shops outside the capital, and women can still be seen walking on the street. The figure of going shopping in the street, but no one mentioned anything about being unfeminine and showing one's face in public.

She has been in the Forbidden City since she was a child for 13 years, and it has been a few years since she left the palace to build a mansion independently. She doesn't feel deeply about the changes in the capital, but Yinzhen has experienced the uproar and turmoil among the people over the years.

"If it was in the past, if people knew that words would cause such a big reaction, I wouldn't believe it." Yinzhen sighed something, which made Yinxiang's eyes widen, and he licked his ears in disbelief.

what? What?Did he hear correctly?The fourth brother said with emotion, "The old eight is as productive as a sow"!

Yinxiang's small eyes suddenly became strange.

"I'm not wrong," Yinzhen chuckled lightly: "Some authors only write one book in their lifetime, and some authors polish one book in more than ten years, but the old ones keep writing one book after another."

Yinxiang: "But Mynah likes the new and dislikes the old, so he stopped writing halfway through."

"That's amazing," Yinzhen pointed Yinxiang: "If you don't believe me, go and see his previous works. Although they don't have the grand overall picture of "Da Qin", they are just as exciting."

For example, the "Concubine of the Shang Dynasty", which is worth reading, is guaranteed to meet a person who sells his body to bury his father after reading it. The first reaction is a liar, rather than giving money to others out of sympathy.

Yinzhen said: "Lao Ba has an excellent grasp of people's hearts. When you read his works, you will definitely have some different insights."

Yinxiang's eyes were a little more subtle: "Listen to the meaning of the fourth brother, have you read all the scripts written by the starling?"

Yinzhen was silent, he acquiesced!

Yinxiang was shocked.

Myna, in his impression, was either being scolded, or running wildly on the road that was grounded by Khan Ama. He usually looks so gentle and gentle, but he is so stubborn about writing scripts. Even if the sky falls, it will be difficult to stop him from writing. Ben, but he likes the new and dislikes the old, turning his face and being ruthless. He was full of enthusiasm for "Da Qin" before, and in a blink of an eye he favors the new work "Da Tang". Among them, he is the most freewheeling and carefree!

But when you think about it carefully, Starling has indeed written one after another, and there are many excellent works. Although he is always digging holes and waiting for others to jump, he is a hardworking groundhog.

The court battles seem to have nothing to do with him. Compared with the political disputes above the court, myna is in a whirlpool, and there are many people who scold him and love him.

If it wasn't for the big brother's fight before, mynah would have almost no sense of presence in the court, and most of the people in the Ministry of Internal Affairs are good at mynah, and they go to Dianmao every day, and they don't do any serious business.

But now, Yinzhen said, "Lao Ba's control over the nature of the human heart is far better than mine." Such praise, how could Yinxiang not be surprised?

"I'll read the script written by myna later," Yinxiang said seriously.

The owner of the most prosperous teahouse in the capital raised a starling, which stood on the high bird stand without locks on its feet, allowing it to fly freely around the house.

After all, Nian Gengyao became an official, and now he is a cabinet bachelor. He sent someone to invite the owner of the teahouse. After all, it should be a face to meet him, right?

The host indeed agreed to come to see Nian Gengyao, and he hurriedly went to seek Yinzhen's return.

Yinzhen took Yinxiang, together with Nian Gengyao, and was escorted into the inner room by someone.

The starling on the bird stand yelled loudly, "Come beg me~ come beg me~ want me to help, come beg me~"

The sudden call from above startled everyone, the three of them looked at the bird stand together, and when they looked up and saw such a little thing making provocative sounds, they suddenly felt amused.

Nian Gengyao and Yinzhen looked at each other, and asked the starling with a smile, "What do I beg you for? I'm here to find the restaurant owner, not you. What can you do for me?"

He was quite amusing talking to a bird in a serious manner, Yinzhen shook his head amusedly, took a sip of the white tea brewed by the maid, and felt that his eloquence was sweet and fragrant.

The starling quacked twice, and pronounced the word "short" from its chest cavity. When the three of them were caught off guard, they sang "Short Four, Shorty Four, Shorty Quack!"

The teacup lid in Yinzhen's hand was thrown at the starling, and the starling was startled, quacking and fluttering its wings and flying.

Yinxiang covered his mouth, trying not to laugh.

This is not good, where is the fourth brother's face?He coughed lightly to hide his smile. As the brother with the best relationship, how could he laugh at the fourth brother?He has to share the same hatred with the fourth brother!

Yinzhen's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot: "I know who the owner of this teahouse is."

Nian Gengyao saw the starling standing on the beam at the other end in a panic, and asked in surprise, "Who is it?"

An old birthday star actually hanged himself, poking Si Baylor's feet sorely!

"I probably guessed who it is," Yinxiang suppressed his smile, and said with a serious face, "Is it Brother Nine?"

There is no one else who calls fourth brother fourth and calls him short except Yinzhen.

"Since you know it's me, you still abuse my starling like this," a cold voice came from outside, and the maids opened the door from left to right, and the starling flew towards Yintang, screaming. While flying, they called out, "Dear baby~Ninth brother~Good bird!"

When Yinzhen heard what the starling was yelling, he paused angrily, the corners of his mouth slightly curled up, and said sarcastically, "You're going to teach this bird what to say?"

Yinxiang was dumbfounded: "It's the voice of the starling, my beloved ninth brother?"

Not serious!I didn't expect you to be such a person!

Yinzhen blushed, feeling the shame of death.

While stroking the mynah's feathers and putting it back on the bird stand, he changed the subject in fours and twos: "I know why you came to me. What did Mrs. Sifner spend in the teahouse as evidence? You can take it .but……"

The starling stretched his neck on the shelf: "Dear baby~ come beg me~"

They looked at the domineering starling, and saw that Yinzhen quickly took out something delicious and stuffed it into its beak.

"However, you can't tell Khan Ama that I helped you. Myna and I don't want to participate in any fights, and don't cause trouble for me. I'm not interested in checking accounts with the Ministry of Accounts, and I'm not interested in Xifuna's corruption." With the attitude of unwillingness to get involved in the muddy water, he said coldly: "Don't drag my people into trouble."

When Yinxiang heard this reason, he immediately relaxed, because he didn't want to get involved in trouble.

Ninth brother's attitude that this matter has nothing to do with him is also understandable. He doesn't want to fight, and he doesn't want to be in trouble, but it's much better than Shisi who wants to fight and fights against them everywhere.

He looked at Yinzhen with a new eye, and suddenly found that although Yinzhen was very naive and always aimed at the fourth brother, he had never really caused any harm to the fourth brother, and he showed his likes and dislikes on his face , who has never bothered to play tricks, is a very understanding person without any scheming.

Yinzhen took a deep look at Yinzhen, and replied immediately: "Okay."

The starling opened its mouth to speak again after eating, Yinzhen quickly pinched its beak.

He deeply regretted putting the mynah here to "get off the horse", and even more regretted naming it the sweetheart!

The author has something to say: the eighth attribute that appears in this chapter: high yield

Yinzhen attributes: short

Tuantuangu attribute: short