I slept with the number one beauty in martial arts

Yu Yuanzhi thought he could sleep for more than three hours in one night, but what he didn't expect was that when he arrived at Mao, he heard someone practicing swords in the courtyard.

Yu Yuan jumped up and went out to see Senior Wu Zhi Bian continuing to experiment with yesterday's moves.

Looking at the endless look seems to be not very successful, but he insists on his attitude and is not upset.

Yu Yuanzhi couldn't help but feel ashamed when he saw the endless appearance.

Sure enough, talented swordsmen are hard-working, thinking that his martial arts are not as good as his predecessors, so he has the nerve to wake up later than his predecessors.

Yu Yuanzhi didn't stay long to watch the senior practice sword, he turned and went to the kitchen.

He thought about going to practice swords for a while after cooking, even if it was to consolidate his previous sword skills, anyway, seniors would not be disturbed when practicing swords.

When Yu Yuanzhi entered the kitchen, there was a small pile of firewood next to the kitchen stove, and the night in the mountains was very humid. When Yu Yuanzhi looked again, some of the wood was already a little wet.

He picked some dry ones to light and put them in the stove, and sat on a small stool to stare blankly at the burning flames.

He also didn't know how to persuade Senior Wu Boundless. After all, Senior Wu Boundless didn't seem like a person who could use common sense to judge.

The only thing he loves is swordsmanship.

Yu Yuanzhi originally thought that he could use martial arts secret books to lure him, but then he thought that his senior's martial arts were already number one, so he wouldn't care about these secret books.

He sighed deeply.

Why is it so difficult to marry a wife?

He misses Mrs.

If Madam was by her side, at this moment... she would definitely pull him to say some shameful things, but she might also talk to him about some past things.

His wife seemed interested in his old life.

The firewood crackled and crackled, and Yu Yuanzhi had cooked in the past, and his skills were not bad. This time, he paid special attention to the heat and the taste, and only hoped that the senior would see that he agreed to him with all his heart.

Even if he thought it was unlikely.

The sky outside was not yet bright, and the crescent moon could be seen in the sky above. When Yu Yuanzhi came out to call Wu Zhi Bian, Wu Zhi Bian had already stopped, standing in the yard and looking up at the moon in the sky.

"Senior?" Yu Yuanzhi called softly.

Endless without looking back.

He waited for a long time, only to hear Wu Zhijing standing in the courtyard sighing quietly, and said rather distressed: "Learning is endless, why do you always want to go to the end?"

Yu Yuanzhi paused.

Could it be that senior is troubled by the matter of ten steps of swordsmanship?

With a flash of inspiration, he quickly stepped forward and said, "Senior, one person's wisdom is limited, but the wisdom of countless people is infinite.

Seniors, why don't you go to the martial arts conference, the martial arts conference gathers heroes from all walks of life, and everyone can learn from others' strengths, and they can always find the method that seniors need. "

The more he talked, the happier he became, and he seemed to have found a way to persuade his seniors.

As long as he does this, Senior Wu Boundless will...

"But what does it have to do with wanting to take off the head of 'Jing'?" Wu Zhiban shook his head, getting angrier the more he thought about it, "These grandchildren, they are not good at their skills, so they insist that as long as I take off Lao Tzu's head, I will be fine." It can show that you have learned the highest state of kung fu.

What does this matter to me? "

Early in the morning, Wu Zhi Jiang received a letter from his friend Fei Ge. Some people in the martial arts world rumored that the highest state of a swordsman is to remove Wu Wu Zhi's head.

Endlessly depressed, so I sighed in the courtyard.

Yu Yuanzhi: "..."

If Yu Yuanzhi had no chance, Wu Zhi shook his head and walked over, "The meal is ready? Then I'll go and eat."

After finishing speaking, he hurriedly stepped over from Yu Yuanzhi's side.

Aggrieved, Yu Yuanzhi squatted down and picked up the shattered self-confidence.

Senior is too unreliable!

He misses Mrs.

When Yu Yuanzhi entered the door, he ate endlessly. Seeing him coming in, he raised his head and nodded at Yu Yuanzhi, "Your food is good."

"If senior participates in the martial arts conference, I can cook for you for half a year!"

Endless quickly picked up a piece of green vegetables and shook his head, "Then don't."

The first swordsman pointed out the afterimage, but his expression remained indifferent.

If it wasn't for the ridiculous actions, it would probably make people think it's some kind of unattainable character.

But the senior still rejected him.

Yu Yuanzhi picked up the chopsticks sadly, glanced at the table, and when he saw that there were only half of the dishes left on each plate, and they were still decreasing at an extraordinary speed, he quickly grabbed the remaining dishes without feeling too sentimental .

This was probably the most frightening meal Yu Yuanzhi had ever eaten. He had to pay attention to grabbing food, otherwise he would run out of food very quickly according to the speed of the first swordsman.

The afterimages of their hands were almost gone, until they raised their eyebrows endlessly and let out a "tsk".

Looking at Yu Yuanzhi in surprise, "Your kung fu is not bad."

Yu Yuanzhi smiled shyly, and said embarrassedly: "The cook at home is very good at cooking, and she often grabs it with friends."

Grabbing food requires fast, accurate, and ruthless. You have to keep an eye on the target before you strike, and you have to shoot quickly without hesitation. If you catch it, you will slip away.

The target was quickly shifted without success.

This is one of the important secrets that Yu Yuanzhi discovered after eating white rice a few times.

Another important tip is not to invite overweight people to eat at home.

Why is he so fat? Naturally, there are sufficient conditions for him to be fat.

Endless only responded lightly, and paused when he saw the large piece of white rice in Yu Yuanzhi's bowl, "Although I don't know why you insist on me going to the martial arts competition, but if you can beat me faster, I will agree to go. "

As soon as the words fell, Yu Yuanzhi's eyes burst into light, and his arm rushed out with lightning speed.

The two pairs of chopsticks gradually started fighting on the dining table.

Yu Yuanzhi's chopsticks swept straight forward, one of the chopsticks in front was raised to resist, the other rotated in the air, drew an arc and rushed out, entangled Yu Yuanzhi away.

The chopsticks in the hands of the swordsman were like swords, and the shadows on the ground danced from one side to the other.

Yu Yuanzhi gritted his teeth, and moved his hand towards the endlessly pinched fingers, who thought that the opponent seemed to be waiting for this move, picked up his chopsticks and hit it.

The two chopsticks collided, making a crisp sound, and with a "click", the chopsticks broke in the middle.

Endless, Yu Yuanzhi: ...

Yu Yuanzhi raised his head cautiously, "Senior, how many pairs of chopsticks are there in the room?"

When he took out chopsticks, there were two pairs in the tube, and he only hoped there were still some left in the house for later use.

"..." Boundlessly glanced at the broken chopsticks and the rice in the bowl, then looked up at Yu Yuanzhi, a pair of black eyes cast a cold light in the room, "Two pairs."

Only one pair left.

The humble [-]rd swordsman lowered his head quietly, silently grabbed the broken chopsticks on the table to pick up vegetables, and he finally picked up a piece of meat before the endless.

Very good, pulled back the gap of a piece of meat.

Endless: "..."

The first swordsman obviously didn't expect the opponent to fight so hard, he only hesitated for a moment, he quickly picked up the broken chopsticks, and regained the gap of a piece of meat in front of him.

The silent war has begun, but the sound of "soldiers" meeting is missing on this battlefield.

The shivering little swordsman swore that he would go buy chopsticks after eating.

Amitabha.

The author says:

Endless: ... I just have two pairs of chopsticks, one for mine and one for spare.

Yu Yuanzhi: Uuuuuuuuuuuuu I made a mistake, senior!

Endless: alas!

I slept with the number one beauty in martial arts