The world after waking up is too difficult

The time slot finally went, of course, with carefully bought gifts.

The time was set at night, and Dahu said he was going to have a good time, or he was really high. There was an oversized KTV box, and the table was filled with all kinds of snacks and drinks.

When Shi Slot entered the door, classmate Du Hu was crying and howling. The sound scared him so much that he almost thought he had entered some illegal place.

"Oh! The time slot is coming, and you are the only one missing, come on!"

"Come everybody! Welcome our time slot classmates!"

Wang Dahu stood on the sofa holding a mic, stopped singing, and made an open embrace towards Time Slot.

Sitting around are little monsters from the office, big and small, some are familiar with each other from time to time, and some only have time to match their names with their faces.

In fact, there are not many, about seven or eight, probably all the little monsters that Du Hu played best.

Yuan Linfan sat closest to the door, she got up and took the time to go inside, although there was no singing, but the loud music was still there, she shouted at the top of her voice: "You sit inside, everything on it is bought by Duhu , eat whatever you want."

The time slot was pulled to the middle position, and a big cake was placed on the table, which hadn't been opened yet.

Dumb jumped down from the sofa, still holding the mic in his hand, with a serious look: "Come, come, everyone is welcome to my birthday party. I, Mr. Wang, am very grateful. Today, the audience will be paid for by my son-in-law." , Everyone eats, drinks, and has fun. If you have money, you can pack a big red envelope. If you don’t have money...then pack a small red envelope. It’s all about friendship. I won’t dislike it, but... I will remember you... "

The appearance of the living treasure made everyone laugh.

Behind Duhu, he said a lot of things like offering treasures. The scene was like a Tang monk chanting scriptures.

In the end, maybe he was a little hungry, and finally remembered that there was a big cake waiting for him to open on the table: "Okay, that's all I'll say, let's open the cake now."

Beside the time slot, Yuan Linfan's speechless expression was almost written on his face to the soles of his feet. He was relieved after hearing this sentence: "It's finally finished."

As for Lin Xiaoqu in the corner...

Good guy, fell asleep straight away.

Hearing that the cake was about to be unpacked, he woke up slowly, only to be woken up by the little monster around him.

Obviously everyone knows what kind of personality their classmate Dahu has.

The cake is huge, with a huge tiger painted on it, which occupies almost 80.00% of the cake surface.

According to the process, everyone gathered together to sing a happy birthday to Dahu, but the accompanying background music was...

Qinghai-Tibet Plateau.

There was a time slot when the little monster, who was not very familiar with it, insisted on following that tune, and almost sang it by heart.

It made everyone laugh.

When eating the cake, everyone was very polite and didn't touch the white cream on other little monsters, so as to avoid the risk of turning into a white-bearded grandfather when they went back.

Behind is the home of a little monster from classmate Dahu. He took the mic again, howled ghostly at the monitor, and from time to time had to pull the little monster next to him to go crazy with him.

Yuan Linfan rubbed her tormented ears, put down the cake in her hand, looked at Shicha as if thinking of something, and suddenly started winking, which made Shicha feel hairy.

"Time slot, you come out today, does your family have any objections?" Because the background music was too loud, Yuan Linfan had to raise his voice when he spoke, and the way he was trying to match his aunt's smile was inexplicably funny.

Time gap took a sip of the green drink on the table, it was so sweet and delicious, with a faint smell of alcohol, he took another sip before answering Yuan Linfan's question: "No, he recently Busy, he didn't come home when I went out."

In the past few days, he felt that his boyfriend was a little busier than before. I heard that the human world is like this, and the company is the busiest at the end of the year.

Time Slot had to do a good job of logistics. Before going out, he even made dinner, so that even if he was not at home, Brother Ao could have a hot meal as soon as he got home.

He is such a virtuous little monster.

The corners of Yuan Linfan's mouth straightened up when he heard this: "Oh~~~ Go home"

"What about when I get home? Do I have to do something I love..." The gossiping aunt smiled as if she had seen through the time slot.

A classmate who is as simple as Time Slot, just feels a little embarrassed and flustered by this smile, and always feels that there is something he doesn't understand in it.

Fortunately, classmate Dahu got out of the situation in time: "Sister Lin, what are you doing, let go of my time slot, don't you see whether you are upright or oblique, where is your idol, where is your brother?" "

After Dumb finished speaking, he squeezed to the other side of the time slot, probably because he howled for too long, his throat was a little dry, and there were two big cups of tea on the table.

Yuan Linfan's aunt-like smile suddenly disappeared, and she turned into a girl who seemed to have been slightly injured, her face was full of sadness: "Don't mention him, we can still be friends."

As soon as he heard this, there was a story. Curious as to how Dahu could let it go, he faced Yuan Lin Fanshui and stopped singing and drinking, and his tone was very excited: "Come on, come on, what's sad? Come out and make brother happy."

Yuan Linfan rolled her eyes at Wang Dahu after a while.

"Hey, it doesn't matter whether it's big or small, today's my birthday!"

This identity is really easy to use, the kind Yuan Linfan didn't roll her eyes, and suddenly she seemed to really become Sister Lin, holding her chest like a sick beauty with weak willows and strong winds.

"My house collapsed..."

"Ah??", Shi Slot's face was full of concern: "How could a good house collapse? Have you taken out all your things?"

its not right……

"When did you buy the house?"

A few questions in a row made Yuan Linfan confused. After a while...

"hahahahahahahahaha……"

Huge laughter suddenly broke out on both sides of the time slot, and he shivered in fright in the middle.

"Time slot, why are you so cute~", Yuan Linfan laughed until tears came out, and wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes with the edge of her sweater.

Duhu was also laughing, and he patted Time Slot on the shoulder: "It's okay to surf the Internet more"

Shi Slot sat in the middle, with innocence and ignorance written all over his face.

After laughing, student Dahu patiently explained the meaning of the noun to this little monster who doesn’t follow stars: “It’s not that the house collapsed. This word is generally used to describe the big scandal that happened to idols on fans.”

Although Shi Xia had a half-knowledge, he still nodded, these words are really strange, why are good words used like this.

After Duhu finished speaking, he didn't care about the time slot. He stretched his body forward and looked at Yuan Linfan who was separated by the time slot. What, exposure of the relationship? Or hidden marriage and childbirth? Or taking/drugs? "

"His name is Qu Zhenghao, why is it so oblique?" Yuan Linfan wanted to roll her eyes again, but as a beautiful girl, she had to hold back.

"Oh, that's Zhengzheng, what did he do?" Wang Dahu didn't care about his name at all, he only cared about whether there was any gossip to listen to.

"It's like being lowered."

The sad star chasing girl's tone was a bit sad. Although she had many houses, after all...

Loved it.

How can you feel nothing when you have chased after him with true feelings.

This is a pain that no amount of new housing will ever make up for.

……

Wang Dahu next to him was excited, why is there a supernatural event in entertainment gossip, "Drop your head? Is he bewitched?"

Yuan Linfan looked a little annoyed: "How do I know, I just met a real person at a concert."

"Then how do you know he was lowered?"

"I said like! Like!!"

Wang Dahu had a playful smile: "Oh, don't be angry, sister Lin, brother heard that, so what did he do?"

Yuan Linfan stood there looking a little weak, probably because he remembered the sad thing about the collapse of the house: "He beat people..."

Wang Dahu responded cooperatively: "Huh~ Violence is out of the question!"

"He wasn't like this before, what a gentle and gentle brother, why is he like this?"

Time slot rarely interjected: "Could it be fake?"

"No, his assistant gave the injury certificate and the surveillance video. He was hammered to death."

That's why I'm sad, if there is no stone hammer, she should be fighting on the front line of the anti-criminal right now.Instead of sitting here listening to a group of tone-deaf little monsters crying and howling.

From Wang Dahu's point of view, this is a typical incident of the collapse of human settings. He thought there was nothing to eat, but he continued to pick up the microphone very boringly, and it was still fun to sing!

Everybody cheer up! ! !

The box, which had been quiet for a while, started to heat up again because of Dumb's return to the battlefield.

All kinds of earthy divine comedies followed one after another, but he still didn't want to be himself, and insisted on dragging others to dance with him. Even Lin Xiaoqu couldn't escape Wang Dahu's clutches.

There is also a thin picture who always does everything lightly.

Naturally, Time Slot also joined the disco battlefield. After a few songs, he was exhausted. The colorful drinks on the table were placed in front of him, and Time Slot drank it as a thirst-quenching water.

I just don't know why, the more I drink, the thirstier I become, and the more I drink, the hotter I get...

It seemed that something was about to rush out of the body.

Shi Xia scratched his neck and ears, he was in a panic, the most uncomfortable thing was the top of his head, where it was extremely itchy, he could only tangle his hair again and again.

He sat on the sofa blankly, looking very cute, like a short rest after being tired, if there is a little monster who can take a closer look, he will find...

The eyes in those big eyes had begun to drift away, and the pupils were completely out of focus.

It's a pity that no little monster noticed, everyone is crazy and playing their own way...

From the inside of the box to the back, it was a scene of demons dancing wildly. During the time slot, I didn't hear the phone ringing in the down jacket next to me.

It is now half past eleven in the evening.

At the gate of the villa No. 721 in the villa area, Ao Jingyu stood there with a dark face.