that female boss

With the unremitting efforts of the host, a bowl of soup finally sees the bottom of the bowl quickly. After drinking it, the aftertaste swirls on the taste buds on the tip of the tongue. It seems that the soup is very hot...well, ignore the soup sugar for now Lying hot problem.

"Look at you drinking so fast, you're not afraid of getting burned." Guomin's mother carefully wiped the corners of her daughter's mouth, "Why is your head sweating?" She also wiped the sweat from the landlord's forehead, "Okay Come on, let's eat." Smiling, he patted the landlord's face.

"mom......"

"What's the matter?" My mother turned her head slightly, her eyes filled with tenderness.

It's not just on the forehead, the host feels sweat coming out of the back of the spine, what is she doing? If you want to kill me, can't you be normal!It's okay to talk about things!The eyes on the other side continued, and the landlord nervously picked up a chopstick and put it in her bowl.

"You eat too!"

"My daughter is still good..."

That doting gaze with a smile on his face almost turned the landlord into syrup and drank it. The landlord smiled and faced the abnormality of his mother. If I had known that today was so wicked, I should have been invited by my parents-in-law to go home for dinner with my wife. !

After staring at each other silently for a few seconds, she heard her add the second half of the sentence, "As expected of mother's sweetheart, little baby!"

ah!Crazy!Careful, sweetheart, little baby!She finally spoke out! ! !What on earth are you going to do? You can't just say it!If you want to die, let me die clearly, clearly, and stop beating around the bush, okay?The landlord felt that his whole head was getting hot, and finally became a little annoyed and couldn't bear it, and yelled in a low voice, "Mom!"

"What's the matter?" My mother still smiled like a normal person.

The landlord scratched his thigh bitterly under the table, and said weakly: "It's okay, let's eat, the food is going to be cold."

The most torturous meal in history, even more difficult than failing the exam when I was in elementary school, like a poached egg fried on both sides in a hot pan, the color is bright and bubbling, and you can put it on the plate with a little salt Eggs!

After eating, she ordered Lao Yang to wash the dishes, and the host went to brush his teeth and rinse his mouth, and then decisively washed his face with cold water to calm down his boiling little heart. The textbooks say that home is the harbor of the soul, but what does the host think? Is the home a base or is it kind of scary and creepy, please help!

After washing, I observed that my mother was in the room and my father was still in the kitchen. After a while, the host ran over and grabbed my father's arm and asked in a low voice what happened to my mother?What did dad say?The landlord was anxious and looked back at the door before saying, don't you think she is a little abnormal today?Unexpectedly, Dad glared and said that I think you are abnormal!

Wearing a flounced apron, this uncontroverted housewife pushed up the frame with his arms, smiling and looking forward to it, he said how nice your mother is like this every day!

The landlord knows, it’s not that the mother is abnormal or the father is abnormal, but that none of this family is normal!

I changed into home clothes in the room, and just after I got dressed, I heard my mother's summons, and the landlord had to order me to go to her room.The whole person sitting in front of the vanity mirror is called a dignified one who is putting on makeup. He should have just washed his face. There are a few strands of wet hair in the front, and his face also smells of water vapor after washing.She motioned for the host to sit next to her, and the host said that I should stand after eating, so she leaned against the wall and stood next to her dressing table so that she could ask questions at any time.

At the beginning, the host was worried about talking about some sharp topics, but in the end, he was overwhelmed. He just asked questions from time to time, such as how about eyeliner, mascara, and lipstick. After standing on the wall for more than 40 minutes, the host almost fell asleep and needed eyelids. When the window was closed, my mother finally finished all the drawings and asked how it looked, did it look good?

The landlord opened his eyes and shook his head to be sober, holding this meticulously painted face and wanted to look at it in order to make a comment, who knew that the landlord’s fur paw was slapped over there, "What are you messing with, the makeup you just painted !"

oh!This tone is that of my own mother.

"Looks good, I've never seen such a good-looking mom like you!" The landlord said with a smile on his face.

"I'll take a look too!" Dad also leaned over to take a look at his wife.

My mother rolled her eyes, "What's the matter with you, go change your clothes!"

She took a picture in the mirror with satisfaction, then got up and dragged the landlord to the landlord's room in satisfaction, she wanted to pick out clothes for her daughter herself, and said that it was a class reunion and she wanted to take us to the landlord, the landlord wondered What kind of meeting do you guys have on Sunday afternoon?The mother looked at the landlord with her exquisite makeup and smiled slightly, and she said you don't want to go?

The host who just wanted to have a good night's sleep decisively said something against his will... I really want to go!

The empress nodded in satisfaction, who knows that when she couldn't choose the clothes that could satisfy the empress's heart in the closet...she began to be not very satisfied, she tried a piece on the left and gestured at the right. A sign of faint anger, just throw it away in the end!She looked at the time and yelled "Yang Cheng!" Dad rushed over anxiously, "What's the matter? What's the matter?"

"Have you changed your clothes yet?"

"Yeah." Dad showed her the clothes on her body.

The mother felt that she could pass the test, and immediately issued an order to go out and buy clothes for her daughter now.

After walking around the mall, I was as tired as a dog, changing from head to toe.The landlord lifted up the loose collar from time to time, and the tight-fitting trousers were not very comfortable, only the pair of pointed-toed lambskin boots were satisfactory.

"What are you doing?" Mom squinted.

"Don't you think the collar of this dress is a little low?"

"No, people in Europe and the United States wear it like this," cast a glance, "Do you understand fashion?" Then he clicked his tongue in distaste, "It's just that the breasts are a little smaller and don't look like my own. It's just like your father. !"

Lao Yang hurriedly pressed his head and stuffed the bag into his car with a suppressed smile!The landlord gritted his teeth and wrapped his coat tightly around the exposed two clavicles and a large piece of neck.Lao Yang was driving in front, and the two of us were in the back seat. My mother looked at the poster carefully for a long time. In order to conform to her aesthetics, she thought that her daughter should grow her hair long. The heart is tired of life and death, and the Europeans and Americans with sunken eyes are relieved.

When I arrived at the place, I saw that there were three tables in a super large box, and the room was full of dark people with dizzy heads, most of whom were accompanied by their wives, husbands and children.Yes, such as a bastard like the landlord.Dizzy and dizzy, introducing one by one, non-stop uncles and aunts, but when I lowered my head and raised my head, eh?The landlord saw a familiar face.

"Zhao Jiajia!" Damn, isn't this the girl from the shipping department? This proves that the earth is indeed round!

This is a reunion of high school classmates. It is said that the old squad leader came here on a business trip and there was such a meal on a whim.

There was one table for the youngsters and two tables for the adults. Zhao Jiajia kindly pulled the landlord to sit beside her.After drinking for three rounds, the atmosphere in the box began to be lively and the adults gradually laughed and made noises, and the children were even more serious at this table. Every sentence you said and I said was full of stuff, and a hot joke popped out Laughing and laughing at the cold joke, but...that's...

Suddenly, I heard my mother calling the landlord's name amidst the noisy voices, and the landlord turned around to call for the past.Very good!The landlord pulled down Zhao Jiajia, the owner of the hand that hung around his neck, and moved his chest away!

"Look at you! You're sweating from playing." Mei Mou glanced at her, coquettishly.

"A little hot......"

The mother's elegant smile is full of gentleness and tenderness. She squeezed a tissue to wipe the landlord's sweat, and listened to the booing and booing. The deputy also has such gentle moments!After booing, one of the uncles and classmates with a beer belly mysteriously told the host that Shen Bing's popular nickname is Pepper Banhua!Student Shen Bing's little face was a little flushed and embarrassed by a group of unscrupulous smiles, which made her daughter's eyes fixed on her eyes, and she couldn't take her eyes off. I poked a poke on it and made a joke, it's a bit spicy!

In the next moment, the landlord's ears were caught, you bastard, you dare to molested your own mother!

it hurts! !

Tell me why you asked the landlord to come over, the squad leader didn't bring his family, so he asked the squad deputy to set an example and send the boy to toast.Ms. Shen Bing is also quite vengeful, not only being cruel to others, but also to her own son, she smiled slightly and said that she would toast with white wine!The landlord also looked back at her with a slight smile, thinking, don't you know that I hate the smell of liquor!

In the end, she smiled like a flower, touched the landlord's face and said, "Hey, go, pour wine for your uncles and aunts."

After a pause, she smiled like a flower, "Don't drink too much, just one cup will do."

This is my mother! ! !

This is the previous story. One day later, on Tuesday, the host had a blind date dinner, and he didn't dare to say it without telling his aunt.

Chen Nian, the IT guy, looks clean, tall, laughs, and is gentle and gentle. He is three years older than the original poster. After the meal, he said directly, "It's still early to go to the movies, and the tickets are already bought. Ying's xxx, I don't know if you like it or not?"

The landlord picked his thighs, trying to look gentle, "Okay then."

There is no end to the paralysis!Calm down!I have to do business when I get home. Mom said that they are all classmates. Whether you like it or not, you can't lose face to her, or you will be served by a feather duster and a washboard when you go home!

As a result, I changed into another outfit early this morning under the supervision of my mother, and finally went to the company. When Wang Zhixia passed by the seat, he couldn't help but glance at it several times, and called someone in after a while.

She kissed the assistant stupidly.

"Why did you change your style?" She seduced by biting the assistant's ear.

"The director has stopped watching stick dramas and changed to Europe and the United States..." The host felt that his legs were weak, and he couldn't stand up. "You, you, if you like it... I will change it back tomorrow!"

"I like it, I will wear it like this from now on..." Auntie lowered her head slightly and put a kiss on her neck, and said with a smile: "Would it be better to have long hair? It will be more handsome, I want to see you grow hair look."

"......it is good!"

This request was once again put forward by my mother before going out, but was rejected by the landlord because the process of raising hair is too troublesome!

In this way, the landlord self-digested and swallowed the fact that he wanted to confess to his aunt that there was a so-called blind date dinner that he wanted to socialize at night.One is that he doesn't want to spoil her interest and make her uncomfortable, and the other is that he thinks that it will be over after one meal anyway.