that female boss

I went to work in the second week, and the host left early.Do you want to see Wang Zhixia?When I got off the bus and walked all the way, I bought an extra hot dog and a cup of soy milk to nourish my stomach.Drinking the coffee from the female boss every day, the host told himself that this was considered a return gift.A few people from the sales department hadn't arrived yet, so they sneaked in with breakfast when no one was paying attention.

Well, I just came to wipe the table and clean it up.

Last week, I almost became a permanent resident in the female boss's office. I only appear in my exclusive position when I have some work tasks with other colleagues.The people in other departments are okay, I don't see them often, but in the sales department, there are always a few dogs and men in the alleys who don't look friendly at the landlord, and most of the rest of the people are normal and polite.

The owner summed it up——

For example, the eyes are higher than the top (seeing the landlord, it looks dismissive

For example, without squinting (meeting the landlord, he walked straight over)

For example, intermittent white eyes (several times I met the landlord, there are always two times of rolling dead fish eyes

Again, there is also facial paralysis and twitching at the corners of the mouth!

These patients with severe glaucoma and cataract seriously suspected that they drank too much Sanlu when they were young, and they were full of black chemical fertilizers when they grew up.Once, while smoking with He Dazhi, in the stairwell, I ran into two sluts who greeted each other casually and walked away.He Dazhi patted the host on the shoulder and smiled nonchalantly, comforting him that it's okay, there will always be discord in a company.Later, the host did a deep self-examination, but after reviewing and reviewing, it seems that he did not find anything that offended them.Could it be? !Is it because I went to the female boss's office?But the landlord thought about it again, and he just climbed onto the female boss's desk... (not climbing, but occupying!) It's not climbing onto the female boss's bed!right?Yes!

Bless you glaucoma, cataract, and diarrhea for 100 years

I hereby offer my most sincere dedication

bow

Comrades, with my best wishes, one Buddha ascended to heaven and two Buddhas came out of the body, all floating in heaven, biubiubiu flying around

Wang Zhixia stepped on the rhythm of high heels, firm, as firm as stored value gold, that was full of allure and icy aura rushed towards his face, felt that the air-conditioning in the whole office was immediately adjusted down a few degrees, and the host seemed to be Smells icicles creeping up the walls of the office...

What's going on here?It's too cold today.This large group of people was a little bit chilly, and some of them went out but didn't come in.When passing Luzhu, she seemed to want to stop but didn't stop. The goddess glanced at her and walked straight past.Master Lu trembled and almost stood up—Imperial Army, I work as a good citizen!Its black mountain grandma's courage to be frightened by the landlord is blunt, and it feels that the hot dog that he ate before is now stretched across his stomach.

After a while, the landlord was called in by an insider.

Knocked on the door, got approval, went in and closed the door, intentionally or unintentionally standing a little far away to avoid being shot while lying down, it can be seen that Wang Zhixia was drinking soy milk again, not like the usual elegant and impeccable style, but slowly The bite-by-bit was a bit like a bored kid.

"Is there a table or a chair where you stand?"

"..." Peat was mercilessly mocked.The host took two big strides, put the laptop upright, turned on the power and started up to accept the assignment.Wang Zhixia didn't say anything, the host waited quietly.

Wait......

All right.Didn't eat breakfast again?The landlord began to use an assistant to care about the private life of the boss's breakfast and stomach.The whole company is counting on you, and you said that if there is a mistake with you, should we let our group go to the wind or the wind or drink the wind?There was such a hmm sound in Wang Zhixia's throat, the host's product really faded out like a bird, so dull and boring.At any rate, he was willing to say a word. A good start is half the battle.The landlord pointed to the hot dog on the table again, meaning why don't you eat it?She glanced at it twice and replied lightly, there will be a meeting later. ...There are so many things to do, and you are not allowed to hold them in your mouth and open them at the same time.Why are you so hypocritical!

"I've passed it on to you, the data, sort it out and type it out. I'll use it for the meeting later."

The landlord accepted it, arranged it according to her request, and conveyed the order that the young people in the meeting room should wait for the king when they went out to pick it up.Isn't it a bit of a fox pretending to be a tiger?In fact, the host is very polite.We took Wang Zhixia's computer and followed her into the conference room, where the host was sitting at the corner next to her.All the important points she said, the host took notes.After I checked the time, it wasn't long, more than half an hour.The group in the headquarters has dispersed, and then there will be a meeting of the heads of various departments.

The landlord took advantage of this gap to quickly get a glass of water for the goddess.

When Wang Zhixia lowered her head and drank the first sip, the host clearly smiled slightly when she saw her (that is! The goddess drank the honey water that the host tuned in.), then looked up, and Nima was serious.

It was past eleven o'clock when we returned to the office after the meeting, and the hot dogs had turned cold. The host had been concentrating on the whole process of the two meetings for so long, and his mind was somewhat dizzy.When I helped Wang Zhixia fix the table, I touched this veritable cold dog and was about to throw it into the trash can. I was in the middle of the process.She came to say, haven't eaten yet.The landlord immediately stiffened in embarrassment, and the hand holding the cold dog was hanging over the trash can. It didn't seem very good to throw it in or take it up.

Okay, then I'll throw it outside.

"It's cold, it's not tasty." The landlord straightened his back.

She glanced at it, but said nothing.

"It's not delicious..." The landlord had a headache, thinking about it, she must be hungry.Dizzy and dizzy, I had a meeting all morning and just wanted to eat something, but was cut off in front of her face by her caring assistant who suffered from plague... "I'll invite you to eat delicious food at noon ?” The host continued to be persuasive, “Healthy?” No response, continued, “Green?” Still no response, “Organic food is pollution-free?” The more I listened, the hungrier I became, and I wanted to eat grass.

Wang Zhixia glanced at it again, and the host was ruthless, "Mala Tang!" I want you to lose face.

She wanted to laugh a little, so she pursed her lips a little bit and endured it, but she gave a faint look and said, "Coffee."

Still hungry, isn't it good?Emboldened and bold, the landlord said, "Drinking coffee on an empty stomach is not good." Bite the bullet and looked at her, "Coffee stimulates the secretion of gastric acid, which will cause stomach pain and heart palpitations." I really couldn't bear to let her be hungry, so A compromise, "How about we go to dinner now?...not skipping work! Make up during lunch break?"

"Let's go." Wang Zhixia agreed happily.Probably really hungry.

In the end, she led the landlord to eat.People speak lightly, and this bit of shame was ruined by Wang Zhixia.Back to the company's female boss, En Zhun gave special approval, let's take a rest, and come back after lunch break.The landlord looked at that there were still more than 20 minutes left, made a coffee and smoked a cigarette, took a leisurely drink and went to the bathroom with mouthwash, and came back to tidy up just in time to start work.

Starting today, I will follow Secretary Li to familiarize myself with her work for a while every day, and then I will go back to the boss's office after familiarization.In a word, if the boss goes out, the landlord will follow her, basically inseparable; if she doesn't go out, she will work under her instructions or hold extra classes when she is free.

It's not too long or too short, it's been a month.The thresholds of these departments of the company are almost broken by the landlord, and the shipping customer service purchases from left to right are messy, anyway, no one is let go.

The host has never been an assistant (not good!), never been an assistant (quite bad!), well, it should be that he has never been an assistant. (Then what the hell am I going to say?

By the way, I want to say that I don’t know, and I think this trend is to train a president of Greater China (Where’s the face? Fall! Don’t! The eyes are blue every day, and Nima is going to spit at the mouth! Like a busy bird An angry Tuzki, with an angry bird in his heart from time to time.

Very good, after integrating the resources, now that Wang Zhixia asks anything, the host will reply immediately.

Also get benefits*1, if Wang Zhixia is in a good mood, the host will get a cute head-patting reward if the host answers and makes her smile with satisfaction and no one is around.

Other people's anger is to choose a fucking washing machine car for family work and life

The landlord’s anger is because he remembered the Chihuahua at home——

Working overtime from nine to five in this life is to learn from it.

anyway, i'changeandi'.

Still the same sentence——