Classmates, everyone knows the feeling of laughing and breathing, it is not an ordinary *, a must-have experience artifact for families to experience pain and happiness.

The landlord is smiling proudly, heartlessly, tears and flowers are spinning around in the laughter.

Laughing points are so low that they hit an all-time high.

All of a sudden, the sky was dark and the earth was dark, the host felt oppressed by the dark clouds, so he turned his head with tears in his eyes——

A pair of beautiful blue high-heeled shoes with white and tender insteps, the brain is hypoxic, and the eyes are gliding upwards. The slender and slender lines wrapped in the slim pants in front of me have crossed two mountain peaks at the lower abdomen...

Eh, why does this person look so familiar!

My ancestor, isn't this my aunt! ! ! !Auntie, you came out of the ancient tomb, your nephew has been blasted, did you make it?The landlord staggered at that time, fell to the ground in a half-squatting position, covered his mouth and laughed, completely unaware of being possessed by something! ! !

Everyone should have this kind of experience, that is, they know that there is nothing funny in their hearts, but they just can't stop laughing, laughing until their stomachs are rotten and their intestines are knotted.

Looking at the face of the female boss who is getting more and more icy in the cold winter months, the landlord continued to die with tears in his eyes, crying and laughing. A deep melancholy was entrenched in the whole inner world. This wonderful life and career The second job died too early.

Oh no!my phone!

Seeing it being picked up by one hand next to the blue high-heeled shoes of the female boss, it must have been dropped when she was just sitting on the ground.

"Can I take a look?"

I don't know when an intellectual beauty with shoulder-length short hair appeared from behind my sister-in-law. She wrapped her arms around her shoulders with one hand and gestured with the host's mobile phone with the other.

Master Lu couldn't speak, so he could only endure the pain in his intestines and shook his head desperately.

"What's in here?" Intellectual Beauty shook her eyes with a smile.

Luzhu continued to shake his head.

"It can't be your naked photo, right? Zhixia!" Intellectual beauty turned her head to the icy-faced sister-in-law, with sparkling golden eyes full of interest.

As soon as these words were uttered, Zhi Xia stared at the landlord with panic swishing eyes, piercing you like two X-rays, the landlord felt that the landlord's heart had been pierced with two holes, alas The bleeding.

"No, no!" The landlord gritted his teeth and breathed out, feeling like a cold wind blowing in his heart...

Just when the intellectual beauty with a listless face was about to say something, she saw the host's cell phone ringing. She looked at the screen and then turned to my sister-in-law. look......

Then she picks up, gets up, comes, comes...

She put it next to her ear with a blank expression, without saying a word, her eyes were aimed at the landlord, and she listened coldly.

Deduce a compelling life in minutes.

The landlord sat there without moving, with his hands on his cheeks, feeling sore, sore and tired.The broken can broke.It is estimated that it is Wang Cacao.Sure enough, after a while, my sister-in-law said something indifferent.

"I am Wang Zhixia."

Then the female boss twitched the corner of her mouth, she seemed to be smiling but shook her head, which looked extremely evil in the eyes of the host.She stretched her arm towards the landlord, pinched the phone, silently motioned for me to take it.Because of the 360-degree high posture with no dead ends, the host resisted very much at that time, so he simply looked at it without moving.I don't believe that a big boss like you can still get angry and throw my small employee's mobile phone?No, now our relationship is equal!I don't accept your unilateral attitude!

"You want me to lift you up?" She looked down from top to bottom.

The landlord's face turned red, white, blue, and black.

cruel!cruel!So wicked and ruthless!How could such a decent woman say such indecent words?Still said it with such a cold and heartless voice!

The host stands up!

Don't worry, just stand up.Although I want to beat her hard, play a game of beat and get beat!

"Thank you. I'm pretty heavy." The landlord smiled and took the phone gracefully.

Wipe Wang Zhixia's soft fingertips...

The host was stunned for half a second in thought...

Hey, forget it.You said, how can I compete with such a big beauty who doesn't know the customs of the world, what's the twist.It's all about coaxing the children to play, isn't it?

The landlord looked at the phone, the phone had been hung up, unlocked it and looked, it was indeed Wang Ca.I guess this little bitch scolded me for what happened just now.He looked at Xiao Lengxia, and then at the dishonest young lady next to her with the expression of watching a free movie.

"That..." The landlord was about to explain, when the phone rang again, "Sorry, wait a minute."

"Hello?" The bitch didn't speak for a few seconds.

"Yang Qi?"

"Well, what's wrong."

After holding back for a long time, the trembling started over there.

"...Qi, do you think this phone is cross-connected?? I called you just now... It seems that my sister-in-law answered it... Maybe I heard it wrong ? But the phone number is indeed yours!"

The host pretended to pat the dust on his trousers, and stepped back a few steps, "No, I was busy just now, so I asked your sister-in-law to help answer the phone. What did you say?" Little bitch, tell me! !

"Cough - I didn't say anything. What can I say, I just scolded you a few times, who made you angry with me."

"anything else?"

"there is none left!"

"Say!"

"I'm not kidding you, I swear to the lamp!"

Heh, if you believe me, there will be ghosts, how many lamp tubes have been broken by you bitch!It's not the first day I know you grandson thief!

The landlord secretly scanned Wang Zhixia's side, and lowered his voice.

"You'd better tell me the truth! Frankness is lenient, and resistance is strict. You can choose not to say it, and I will defend your rights to the death. It doesn't matter. I will ask your sister-in-law later. Let's put it on the bright side. Say one thing and say two things. Oh, yes, next time you go on a blind date, please hire another expert, my sister won’t play with you anymore, and I don’t have that American time.”

Wang Ca seemed to have made a difficult decision, sobbing in pain.

"I guess she already knows that you like same-sex attraction and opposite-sex repulsion, and she also knows that I sent you photos of her... I don't want to, I don't know how she will deal with me! besides--"

"What else?" Luzhu keenly smelled something wrong.

Wang Ca hesitated to speak, and refused to explain.

"Wang Jiaming—you'd better tell me the truth, maybe I can save you a way out. If I know from your sister-in-law, you can just wash your neck and wait to die." The host gritted his teeth.

"I curse you to live forever under my sister-in-law!"

"......"What?

"...that's the exact words..."

"roll roll roll!!!"

Wang Jiaming!

You better get out of here!

Non-stop sad get out of here!

Before it gets dark, disappear before the last ray of sunset on the horizon!

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