[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

Originally, the clown thought that before Batman killed him, only Batboy could live up to him, but now he found——

He was wrong!

Big mistake!

Only Bat Boy can't live up to it?

Pooh!

It should be the only one in the world that can’t be let down by Yisu (cooked food), okay?

Batman: "...???"

Before eating the money cake made by Yisu, the clown thought that Yisu used some means to make his Batboy have a cat outside.

But after eating the money cake made by Ys, the clown felt that it was Batman himself who was "half-hearted". What does it have to do with Ys' sweetheart?

Batman: "...???"

Before eating the money cake made by Yisu, the clown planned to give Yisu a look, and let her know what would happen if he robbed his Batboy.

But after eating the money cake made by Ys, the Joker felt that he should show some color to Batman, so that he must deeply understand that people who eat alone will not end well.

Batman: "...???"

Bruce, who didn't know that the clown lost his mind after taking a bite of the money cake, changed his costume and returned to the banquet hall as Batman. He saw the clown standing in front of Ysu with a smile on his face. She looks very cute.

Although I don't know why the clown's style of painting suddenly changed, but Batman has not forgotten who he is, laughing and cursing completely makes people unable to tell the truth, even if he is smiling at you at this moment, you may not know what to do next. A knife can be stabbed in your heart in seconds.

What's more, if something goes wrong, there must be a demon, even though Batman is willing to risk his life (...) to offend Alfred, the man who stands at the top of the Wayne family's food chain, just for a bite of money cake.

Logically speaking, he should understand why the clown's painting style changed suddenly, but he couldn't help it. He didn't expect that the clown, who was determined to settle accounts with Ysu, would have a snack halfway through.

So now seeing the clown standing in front of Ysu, even if he smiled cutely, Batman didn't take it lightly. Under the helmet, he couldn't help but frowned, then went straight forward, reached out his hand after getting close to the clown Wrapped around his neck.

Batman, who attacked the clown from behind, succeeded in one blow. After pulling him down, he quickly raised his foot and kicked away the mercenaries who rushed up to attack him. He broke the submachine guns in their hands with his bare hands, and then directly shot them with the butt Knocked out one by one.

Batman approached Yisu only after the mercenaries were dealt with, and he asked in a low voice, "Are you okay?"

He glanced at the brunette beside him, noticing her pale face due to excessive fright, and a guilty look flashed across his blue eyes behind the helmet.

Just like what he said before, he didn't tell Yisu the whole thing, just because even if he told her, it didn't have any effect other than scaring her.

So Batman's plan is to not tell her about it even if he uses Ys as a bait. The best ending is to take the clown back to Arkham Asylum without Ys' knowledge at all.

No matter how bad it is, don't let the clown find Yisu, but things didn't develop in the direction Batman and the others expected...

Thinking of this, Batman pursed his lips and looked at Yisu with a little apology——

He never thought that his approach would bring her harm.

Bruce really has a good impression of Yisu, although part of the reason is because of the black-haired girl's cooking skills. After all, until now Bruce still deeply remembers the first bite he ate in "My Chinese Restaurant" The feeling of time.

But a bigger part of the reason is because of Ys. Bruce feels that Ys is like the Chinese food she cooks. He has the magic power to drive away all negative emotions, and people can't help but want to get close to her.

This has nothing to do with the relationship between men and women, it is simply because of Yisu's personal charm.

It is for this reason that it is conceivable how complicated Bruce's mood was when he knew that Ysu was being targeted by the clown for his own reasons.

Bruce doesn't regret knowing Yisu, but he is worried that she will be hurt because of his own reasons.

Hearing Batman's words, Ys looked up at him subconsciously, probably because of the use of a voice changer. At this time, Batman's voice could not find a trace of his usual sexy and low-pitched Bruce Wayne.

Ysu: "..."

No wonder Tony dared to blatantly spread the rumor that Batman has throat cancer.

Daring because it is impossible for Batman as the person concerned to come out to clarify, but also because even if he stands up to clarify, it will have no effect, right?

After all, Batman with a voice changer...

It does look like throat cancer.

Yisu responded, "It's okay."

In fact, she is more ignorant than shocked now, after all——

The clown actually asked her if she wanted to try liking him! ! ?

Ysu: "..."

don't blow.

Who gave this boss the confidence that she would have the guts to like him?

Hearing Yisu's answer, Batman nodded, put away the complicated emotions in his heart, and then he turned his attention to the clown, who had just been dragged to the ground by him, and now got up from the ground.

Looking at him, Batman said in a deep voice, "Joker, you have no chance."

Batman, who didn't know the previous situation, said this sentence because the clown wanted to find Yisu to settle the matter, but after eating the money cake, the clown whose brain circuit was destined to be different from Batman heard it. After he said this, he was about to explode immediately.

"What qualifications do you have to say that I have no chance?"

The clown pointed at Batman and said, "Don't you just know Sweetheart Ys before I do? So what? She doesn't like you."

Batman: "...???"

What the clown said directly made Batman stunned on the spot, and his mind was full of thoughts——

Ysu doesn't like him?

Uh.

and many more.

If it weren't for Batman's firm will, he would have been almost taken away by the clown. What they are talking about now has anything to do with who Ysu likes?

The clown didn't know Batman's ignorance, and after yelling at him, he turned his head to look at Ysu, opened his mouth and said, "Sweetheart, since you just said that you don't like Batman, then what he said, you don't need it at all." Use it as a reference."

Ysu: "..."

Without Batman, she wouldn't have the guts to like him, okay?

The brunette girl muttered secretly in her heart, and then heard the clown continue to ask, "So what do you think, Yisu? Do you want to try to like me?"

Ysu: "..."

She originally thought that when the Joker asked her if she didn't like Batman, it was a proposition, but it turned out——

She is so stupid and naive.

Obviously it was the clown who asked her expectantly if she wanted to try to like him, which is a real proposition, okay?

Said to try to like him?

Ysu: "..."

don't blow.

She couldn't bring herself to say that at all.

Say don't try to like him?

Ysu: "..."

Nor blow.

This boss could strap a bomb to her every minute and blow her up directly.

Fortunately, after the clown asked, Batman saved her. Before she could answer the real question, he said to the clown, "What do you want to play, clown."

Batman is not Ys, but he also knows that she can't answer the question asked by the clown correctly.

That being the case, then simply let her not answer.

"Who the hell is free to play with you?"

Hearing what Batman said, the clown wanted to roll his eyes at him. If it was normal, he would still be happy to play with his Batman.

After all, he stayed in Gotham for so long, was caught in Arkham Asylum several times, and ran out of Arkham Asylum several times, for what?

Of course it was to play with his Bat Boy.

It can be said that the Joker thinks that as long as he has not been killed by Batman, his interest in him will not stop, but it is different now——

If it is said that the clown bombed Gotham in the past to let Batman play with him, then if Batman wants to play with him now, believe it or not, he will bomb Gotham every minute?

Gotham: "...???"

What hatred, what resentment! ?

"This is about me and Yisu."

The clown's attitude towards Batman now fully explains what it means to love the new and dislike the old, what it means to see different things, and what it means to forget about the messy wife at home when you see a beautiful girl. Don’t care about other people’s rape and plunder, can’t you care about other people’s confession?”

Hearing the clown's nonsense, Batman sneered, "A confession? Clown, didn't you show up so much tonight to deal with Yisu?"

"Stop spitting blood!"

Hearing Batman's words, the clown opened his mouth and said, "Don't think that you can slander people casually because you are Batman. When did I say I would deal with Ysu?"

After speaking, the clown turned to look at Yisu, and said to her as if he had been greatly wronged, "Sweetheart, don't listen to his old bat nonsense, I never wanted to deal with you of."

Hearing the clown's words, the corners of Yisu's mouth couldn't help twitching. She thought, it's true that he lost his mind, but she didn't lose her memory, okay?

Even though the money cake saved her life later, the black-haired girl never forgot the fright she received when the clown appeared on stage, when he came looking for her, and when he stood in front of her as if he was going to settle accounts with his mistress.

Even now that the Joker has changed his attitude towards her and Batman has appeared, Yisu's pale face due to excessive fright has not yet returned to normal.

Not only Ys, even Batman's face under the helmet flashed a speechless look after hearing what the clown said, but he understood why the clown's style of painting suddenly changed, because——

He could already see the almost empty snack boxes.

Considering that the delicious food made by Ys always has its own magical power, Batman felt that it was normal for the clown to suddenly change his style of painting, so he didn't get entangled in this matter anymore, but directly attacked the clown.

When the siren sounded outside, the clown was subdued by Batman.

Of course, if the clown wants to escape, there is no way he can, after all, the number of times he has successfully escaped under the eyes of Batman is not rare.

But who made Ys ​​here this time?

So the clown didn't want to run away at all, he just wanted to kill Batman, the eyeless light bulb, and then talk about life with his sweetheart Ys, and talk about whether she should try to like him.

Knot!fruit!

I didn't talk to Yisu about life, and I didn't talk to Yisu about whether to try to like him, so he was held down by Batman.

"Sweetheart, you wait for me."

Even though the clown was subdued by Batman, he still didn't look a bit embarrassed when facing Yisu. He smiled brightly at him, "When we meet next time, we can talk about it. Do you want to try it?" Like my thing."

Yisu: "...!!!"

Is this boss trying to scare her?

clown:"……???"

Did Little Sweetheart misunderstand his sincere confession?

After Batman handed the Joker to Gotham City Police Chief James Gordon, he looked back at the banquet hall where the air seemed to be filled with the atmosphere of the afterlife, and then he disappeared in the blink of an eye. Into the darkness, disappeared in front of everyone.

"Ysu, how are you?"

Barry, whose legs were originally locked by invisible forces, has recovered now. He walked to Yisu's side, with a bit of remorse on his face, and he said, "Sorry, I didn't protect you just now. Hello."

According to the normal development, it was obvious that he was supposed to protect Yisu, but instead of protecting her, he asked Yisu to protect him.

Not only did Yisu grasp the point he wanted to express after hearing what the clown said, Barry also heard what he meant.

Let’s not talk about whether Yisu would be found by the clown in the end if she didn’t stand up, but when things didn’t get to the worst point, in order to protect him, even though her face turned pale with fright, she still stood up .

To be honest, like most superheroes who don't want to show up, he doesn't want his identity to be made public. The reason is very simple——

Because being The Flash would mess up Barry Allen's life.

But at that moment, Barry didn't even think about what would happen to him if his identity was really exposed by the clown. He was only thinking about——

Will Ysu get hurt?

It is true that Barry does not know the Joker as well as Bruce, but since he learned that Bruce often goes to "my Chinese restaurant", he has his eye on Ysu. Even after he escaped from the Arkham Asylum, he did not "play" with Batman but The fact that she planned to blow up her Chinese restaurant can draw a fact——

The Joker doesn't have much affection for Ysu.

So Barry didn't dare to imagine what the clown would do to Yisu without the box of money cakes.

"You didn't mean it either."

Upon hearing Barry's words, Yisu shook his head at him, and then asked, "Is your leg okay now?"

"Well, it's alright."

Barry's legs seemed to be locked inexplicably, and untied again inexplicably. Until now, he still hasn't figured out what happened.

But it doesn't matter, fortunately the clown has been caught, so no matter why his legs were suddenly locked, and how the clown showed up in the banquet hall with his people, they have a way to know .

what?

You said the clown is not an ordinary criminal, if he doesn't want to, it's not easy to pry his mouth open?

……

……

……

That's true, but...

Who said they were going to pry the clown's mouth open?You know, since they got to know Wonder Woman Diana, it's become popular for them to use condoms instead of prying.

Just as she was thinking of her, Diana appeared. When this Wonder Woman who had just rushed over from Paradise Island entered the banquet hall, she found that it was not bustling and bustling, but that the relevant staff were arranging the guests. evacuation.

Diana glanced at the situation in the arena in a hurry, then raised her foot and walked towards Ys and the others: "Ys, Barry."

After she greeted them, she noticed the expression on the black-haired girl's face, and asked, "Yesu, are you okay? Did something happen?"

Because Diana had been returning to Paradise Island during this time, Bruce and the others did not specifically inform her about the clown's eye on Ys.

If Diana hadn't contacted Ysu suddenly, she wouldn't even rush over to participate tonight, well, mainly because Ysu also participated.

But this Wonder Woman didn't expect that she was only a little bit late, as if she had missed a lot of things.

Ok.

At this time, Diana didn't know what she had missed, not just many things?

"I am fine."

Yisu shook his head at Diana, and then told her, "The clown just appeared."

Hearing the black-haired girl's words, Diana's face showed a look of sudden realization, and then she said, "Yesu, you met a clown on the first day you came to Gotham, I think Bruce wants to invite you to come to Gotham as the chef again. , I'm afraid it will be even more difficult."

This Wonder Woman knows that Bruce has always wanted Ys to come to Gotham, and she also knows that Ys has always rejected Bruce. This time, Diana thought, Ys wants to reject Bruce's proposal. I am afraid it is more firm.

Diana had just finished speaking when she saw Alfred walking towards them, and he said, "I'm sorry that this happened to you at the banquet tonight, especially Miss Yisu , are you frightened?"

With that said, Alfred shook off the blanket hanging on his arm, and then put it on Yisu's body.

"Thank you, Fu."

When Yisu watched the drama before, she didn't understand why those medical staff put a blanket on people, but now she knows——

Not only keep warm, but also bring people a sense of security.

"This is what I should do, Miss Yisu."

As one of the insiders, Alfred didn't expect that things would develop to this point. Anyway, even if things didn't reach the worst point, there was really nothing to be happy about.

He looked at the black-haired girl, and then said, "After all, it was our mistake that caused you to be frightened. Fortunately, you were not injured, otherwise..."

Before Alfred finished speaking, Yisu interrupted him, and she said, "Ah Fu, this has nothing to do with you, let's talk..."

The black-haired girl paused for a moment, and then smiled at him with her lips curled up, "If you really feel sorry, why don't you make me some more cookies? I'm so cute and ate them."

"That's my honor."

Although Alfred had actually met Yisu for the first time today, in fact he had already heard of her name.

After all, even the clown can find out that the reason why Bruce often goes to New York is because of Ys. As Bruce's closest person, how could he not know about Alfred?

Seeing that Bruce felt much more relaxed than usual after eating at "My Chinese Restaurant", Alfred felt a little more curious about Ys after he had a good impression of him.

It wasn't until today that he actually met Yisu and tasted the delicacies she made, that he deeply understood Bruce's feelings.

This is indeed a very lovable little girl, just like the food she cooks, she has an irresistible magic power.

like now-

Obviously Yisu's face turned pale with fright, but he deliberately said some witty words to comfort him.

How can such a little girl not be liked?

In fact, Yisu said this because she really felt that the whole incident had nothing to do with Alfred. Even if she really wanted to blame it, then she would blame the two who were the culprits——

Barry and Bruce.

When she faced the clown just now, she didn't have time to delve into those questions, but the crisis about the clown (temporarily) passed, and the brain that has gradually recovered gave the brunette girl some reason and time to delve into the things that just surfaced in her mind. those questions.

It's just that before Yisu had time to ask those questions, she was stunned by a question from Bruce who was already waiting in the car as soon as she got in the car.

He asked, "Ysu, do you know that I am Batman?"

Yisu: "...!!!???"

Gangster.

Do you have any misunderstandings about your own acting skills?

The author has something to say:

Baby Bruce: I'm happy with my acting, not so much with yours.

Yisu, who thinks his acting skills are as good as his painting skills:? ? ?