[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

If someone told her before breaking the dimensional wall that her own father was Deadpool, then not only would Yisu not believe it, but she would also think that the other party might be seriously ill.

But after breaking the Dimensional Wall, when Deadpool personally came to tell her that he was her real father, Yisu...Although Yisu was born so unlovable that he wanted a dog leash, he somehow believed it.

what?

You asked Ys if it was because of some magical father-daughter relationship with Deadpool?

……

……

……

Don't overthink it.

Yisu simply felt that the evidence listed by Deadpool was quite reasonable.

Deadpool and Yisu sat face to face at the dining table, and he couldn't hide his excitement and said, "Babe, think about it carefully, how did you come to this world? Come on, tell Dad me loudly! Don't be shy !quick!"

Ysu: "..."

Is it really okay to ask her this kind of thing! ?

"If you are my father, then you know better?"

Yisu wanted to go crazy. If Deadpool was really her own father, she felt that she might live in the daily routine of "I want a leash" and "I'm going to leash" repeatedly in the future.

As a daughter, she really didn't want to know what her mother and father did to bring her into this world! ! !

"No, you are the person involved, don't you know it best?"

Deadpool blinked his white eyes at Yisu, "Good girl, did you think of some dirty place? I'm asking how you came to this world, not how you came to this world of."

Ysu: "...???"

"Did you ask that question!?"

When Yisu heard Deadpool's words, he glared at him angrily, "Can't you just ask me if I can break the dimensional wall!?"

So much nonsense!

The result exposed the attributes of her custard bag!

"My dear girl, you actually yell at Dad."

Deadpool was caught off guard by Ysu. He silently took out a handkerchief from his four-dimensional pocket, and while wiping the non-existing tears in the corners of his eyes, he whimpered, "Dad is really ...Papa is really...Papa is really..."

Ysu: "..."

Dad, are you stuck?

and many more.

It's easy to tell him, she hasn't confirmed if he is her real father yet!

"Dad is really... so happy."

As soon as Deadpool finished speaking, he flicked the handkerchief in his hand and cheered, "Deadpool's father's good girl just wants to have such a personality! Whoever she is! She's right!"

Yisu looked indifferent: "..."

as long as you are happy.

"Look, girl, you can break the dimensional wall, and your thoughts are so my style. Among all the little sweet buns, your custard bun is really a mudslide."

Deadpool propped his hands on the dining table, let his butt leave the chair by the way, leaned his upper body forward, and approached Yisu, he said, "Besides, the dimensional wall you broke, my good girl, belongs to the Western circle. Who else but me!? Do you really think your father is Liu Maoxing from "The Little Master of China"!?"

Ysu: "..."

Seeing Deadpool approaching her, even though Yisu thought that if her own father was really Deadpool's father, she wanted to hit a big wall.

But what he said was well-founded, and she had just received a call from her mother on the front foot, and learned that her father was coming, and then Deadpool appeared in front of her all of a sudden. At this time, I have to say...

Coincidentally, the man is silent and the woman is crying.

"Comeonbaby, stop struggling!"

Deadpool's tone was so turbulent, "Life is full of big pits, good girl, think about the best, if you fall into my pit now, what pit can trap you in the future?"

Ysu: "..."

It makes sense, but I always feel that something is not quite right.

"If you are really my father..."

Yisu reached out and pushed Deadpool's face away from her, and then asked, "Then what's going on with you and my mother?"

As I said before, every time Yisu asked her mother about her father, she would always stuff her mouth full of dog food. Although her mother was suspected of changing the subject, I have to say, At least from the fact that she stuffed her with dog food, it can be guessed that their relationship must be very good.

Mother: "..."

Her good girl is really...

True dear father: "..."

Stupid.

For this reason, when her mother told her that her father was dead, she didn't doubt it at all.

After all, apart from death, what can separate two people who love each other?

Oh.

Unless one of them is a sweet party and the other is a salty party.

But Yisu never expected that her father, who was said to be dead by her mother, would come back to life, and this father was still Deadpool, so the problem came——

According to Deadpool's ability to grow back even if he was cut into pieces, if he was really her own father, why didn't he come to her for so many years?

"That's a good question."

Deadpool was pushed away by Yisu, and he was not angry. Instead, he shook his head and said to her, "I also want to know, dear girl, you know that my memory will always disappear from time to time, so don't say that I and What happened to your mother, I don't even know who your mother is."

Yisu: "...!!!???"

"and many more!"

When Yisu heard Deadpool's words, he felt a little confused again, "Not only do you not know what happened between you and my mother, you don't even know who my mother is, so why are you still talking about your mother?" It's my dad!?"

Hearing Yisu finished speaking, Deadpool blinked his white eyes at her, and said to her innocently: "The little sweethearts in the comment area all said so."

Yisu frowned: "What comment section?"

Deadpool opened his mouth and said, "It's the comment section of "My Daily Life Is Collapsing Again" written by an author who is growing wisdom teeth on the Jinjiang novel website that you liked most before you broke the Dimensional Wall."

Ysu: "..."

So why does he know that people are growing wisdom teeth?

Deadpool:"……"

The ability of a good girl to focus on the key points can really be said to be... um.

"No."

Yisu felt that she had to stroke it well, and she said, "You think you are my father even if you don't know my mother because you saw people in the comment area say you are my father?"

Deadpool nodded obediently: "Yes~"

"Ah you ghost!"

Yisu jumped up from the chair with a hoo, and pushed Deadpool back to his own chair with her hand. She patted the table and gave him a super fierce expression (package), "You are so unreliable!" Is it!? That’s not how you recognize a girl!?”

"Wow! Good girl, you look so fierce when you're fierce~"

Deadpool who was pushed back to the chair by Yisu saw her fierce look, but put his hands on his chin and said happily, "At first glance, he is the seed of Deadpool's father. Don't look at my father who is just handsome now, but Before his face was disfigured, Dad was so handsome that he was so handsome that he was crying ghosts and gods."

As he said that, Deadpool suddenly realized that there was no live-action version of Deadpool in the world that Ys was in before, so he said again, "It's okay if you don't know, my good girl. Dad will take you to meet the Green Lantern of DC's family another day, that guy The actor who played the role played the father."

"really?"

Because in the world where Ys lived before, neither DC nor Marvel had filmed any live-action superheroes/supervillains, so after hearing what Deadpool said, Ys's curiosity was immediately aroused. up.

"Green Lantern and Deadpool played by the same person?"

"Yes."

Deadpool said, "Good girl, if you want to know, ask daddy, daddy will definitely tell you!"

Hearing Deadpool's words, Yisu's eyes lit up all of a sudden, because she knew his ability, so she didn't doubt the authenticity of his words at all, but before she had time to say what she wanted to say, she Then suddenly reacted——

"Wait! Who told you these things!?"

For the first time, Yisu doubted her ability to focus on the key points, and she quickly brought the topic back, "Let's continue what we just said, the pen is in the hands of the author, but you read the answers from the readers. It’s not a perfect score, is it!?”

"Yes, yes, dear girl, you really understand me!"

Deadpool nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, and he said, "My dear girl, think about it, Dad just gave birth to such a scumbag like you because he couldn't get a perfect score in the open-book exam."

While talking, Deadpool thought of his IQ, which can be called a genius, and silently felt sorry for it, but there was no way, who made his good girl a scumbag?

So as a good father, he felt that even if he lowered his IQ to make his good girl happy, so what?

Just thinking about it this way, Deadpool was moved by his thoughtfulness and mountain-like fatherly love!

Ysu: "..."

If she didn't know that he thought he was her real father because of such unreliable reasons, she would think that what he said was quite reasonable.

"Don't talk nonsense about these things."

Yisu felt that she couldn't let Deadpool control the rhythm, otherwise she would be brainwashed by him every minute, she said, "Now the point is-you don't know my mother at all! There is nothing between the two of you! Then you How could it be my dad!? Do you think a child can be obtained by imagination!?"

"That's not what it says."

Deadpool looked at Yisu and said, "Do you know Wolverine? It's the one next door. Don't talk about what he's doing, he just got two good daughters for no reason without even imagining. Why should he come to me? Can't do it anymore!?"

Ysu: "..."

Curious where the [-]th dimensional wall deadpool broke.

Speaking of this, Deadpool was indignant, he patted the table and stood up, "Is it because Dad is more handsome than him, better than him, so you have to go back to the normal procedure with real guns? Do you have a daughter!? This is discrimination! Absolute discrimination!"

Ysu: "..."

Are you sure he didn't take the opportunity to praise himself! ?

Deadpool didn't know what Yisu was thinking, seeing that she didn't speak after he finished speaking, he thought she was going to be moved by him, and immediately acted harder: "Good girl, do you think it's easy for Dad? "

While talking, the playwright took out a handkerchief from the four-dimensional pocket, wiped his tears and said, "Dad has struggled for so long, but he didn't get the position of the hero. Seeing that guy Wolverine has achieved the achievement of both sons and daughters one after another, my father's heart is really broken to pieces."

"Later, I finally heard the little sweethearts in the comment area say that there is a daughter of mine in this dimension, and my father hurried over before he even had time to eat the burrito. The result! The result! The result!"

In order to strengthen his emotions, Deadpool repeated the three results one after another, "It turned out that my big baby didn't recognize me as a father!!!"

Speaking of this, Deadpool felt that what he said was tearful and touching, but he secretly glanced at Yisu, but seeing her indifferent look, he asked aggrievedly: "Good girl, aren't you moved?"

Ysu: "..."

He's so crazy, she can't move, okay?

Although Deadpool's unreliability scares me into life without love, but being scared into life without love once is much better than living in life without love for the rest of my life, so in this comparison, Yi Su somehow felt that he was not so unlucky.

Although the black-haired girl still doesn't know who the dead and revived father her mother said was, but to tell the truth——

As long as it's not Deadpool!

who!All!good!

Because Yisu couldn't imagine how many times a day she would want to explode on the spot if she had a father who was violent, showman, and cheap!

Ok.

Yisu, who has been frightened by Deadpool, probably forgot what his mother said before——

Her father is not a normal person.

But no matter what, anyway, before her father came to the door, then for Yisu, it was all a matter of the future. Since it was a matter of the future, let her worry about it in the future.

At this moment, Yisu has the troubles that belong to her at this moment, yes, it is Deadpool.

Even though the brunette had separated the matter from him and reasoned well, Deadpool still stubbornly believed that he was her real father, and he was so confident that he didn't stutter when he said it.

Yisu glanced at Deadpool, and asked, "How can you believe that I'm not your daughter?"

"No, no, it should be said, good girl, how can you believe that your father is really your father?"

Deadpool followed Yisu bouncing around, thinking that he would be moved by him again when he thought that he was not afraid of the cold to send the good girl to work in such a winter, he said, "Think about it, you I don't know who your real father is, so why do you insist so stubbornly that I am not your father?"

Ysu: "..."

It should be she who asked him why he insisted so stubbornly that she was his daughter?

"Because I believe in science."

Yisu couldn't laugh or cry and said to Deadpool, "I don't believe you can be my father without knowing my mother."

"Not always."

Deadpool clenched his left hand into a fist, and cooperated with the fingers of his right hand. He violently did some mosaic movements, and he said, "Ordinary men and women need to go through this kind of exercise to have a baby, but in this world, if you want to It is also possible for a baby not to go through such exercise at all.”

"Good girl, this is a world where biology and physics have been raped hundreds of times. You have to learn not to believe in any messy science."

Deadpool was able to list several examples when he opened his mouth, and he said, "If this world really talked about science, mutants would not appear, there would not be a Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Witchcraft in the Great Rot, and Superman would not appear." It is impossible to exist, and the eldest prince and second princess of Asgard will not appear here."

Ysu: "..."

do not know why.

Obviously he was talking nonsense basically in every sentence.

But she always felt that what he said seemed quite reasonable.

From home to "My Chinese Restaurant", Deadpool kept citing various examples in Yisu's ear along the way. To be honest, if it weren't for the fact that "If my father is really Deadpool", it would be really difficult. If it's too scary, Yisu...Ysu will really be brainwashed by him.

But even so, under Deadpool's powerful mouthpiece comparable to biochemical weapons, Yisu felt that his originally firm thoughts had begun to falter.

Ysu: "..."

Just horrible.

Fortunately, Deadpool left first after sending Yisu to "my Chinese restaurant", but before leaving, he firmly held Yisu's hand and refused her to take it back: "Don't worry, my dear girl, Dad I just went out to do some errands, and I will come back to find you soon."

Ysu: "..."

No, no.

It's okay if you don't come back.

However, Deadpool didn't seem to see the refusal on Yisu's face. After letting go of her hand, he held her face in both hands, and kissed her forehead: "Hey, don't miss Dad too much~"

After finishing speaking, Deadpool bounced away like a village idiot. Looking at him, even if there is only one back, he can't hide the anger rippling around him. Yisu... Yisu feels that his world is a bit dark .

"Isu."

Clarice and the twins on the side were not less shocked than Yisu. Thinking of Deadpool's self-introduction to them just now, they couldn't help asking, "Is what he said true? Your father is really ……Deadpool!!?"

If it was before, Clarice and the twins certainly didn't know Deadpool, but after living in X Academy for a few days, they had already learned about this character from X Academy from Cyclops.

The reason why Cyclops and the others had popularized Deadpool with them was because they were worried that after they joined X Academy, they would encounter Deadpool one day so unluckily, so they were just mentally prepared for them in advance.

However, Pietro and the others didn't expect that even though Cyclops had prepared them mentally, when they actually saw Deadpool, they were still terrified.

Hearing their question, Yisu turned her head and glanced at them. Originally, she wanted to explain a little bit, but thinking about what happened last night from seeing Deadpool until just now, in the end she could only say: "In short, it's hard to explain."

In fact, apart from Yisu who feels hard to say because of Deadpool, there are actually people who feel the same way as her, that is Professor X Charles who was caught by Deadpool as soon as he entered X Academy.

Charles Luck Xavier: "..."

Don't hide!

Hank, Alex Scott, Katie Warren Cotter...I see you all!

"Whoa, professor, I really miss the days when you had hair... wait, why does this line sound familiar to me? Oh Shit! I said this line to you in another world, no wonder I feel a little bit familiar, but that's okay because that's not the point—"

Deadpool looked at Charles who was dragged away by him and couldn't leave. He smiled and said, "The point is, Charles, I have a great thing to tell you every day!"

Charles: "..."

There was an inexplicable sense of foreboding.

Considering Deadpool's usual style, Charles really doesn't have much hope for the "good things every day" he said, but what he never expected is that Deadpool wants to tell him every day The great thing is that——

"I'm Wade Wilson! Be! Dad! La!"

Deadpool had just finished saying this, and Hank, Alex Scott, and Katie Warren Cote, who had been in a flash as soon as they saw him coming, rushed out from all directions.

"Happy to be a father!!?"

"Is it the Xidang father I know!!?"

"I'm the only one who wonders if there's anything to be happy about being a father as a man!?"

……

Cyclops and the others chattered about the matter of "Deadpool is happy to be a father". Since Deadpool always loves to talk nonsense, they couldn't help but doubt the credibility of this matter while discussing it.

"Wade, are you sure?"

Phantom Cat sat on the shoulder of his already tempered boyfriend Colossus, looked at Deadpool curiously, and asked, "Well, I mean, is what you said true?"

Hearing the phantom cat's question, the others also looked at Deadpool curiously. Obviously, they also maintained a certain degree of suspicion on this matter.

"Of course it's true."

Sticking to the idea that "It doesn't matter if the good girl doesn't admit it, anyway, Dad, I admit it", Deadpool said firmly, "Do you think Deadpool, Dad, I am a person who loves to talk nonsense?"

other people:"……???"

Wade.

Have you misunderstood yourself?

Don't you love bullshit?

Deadpool, who was completely immersed in the role of silly dad, said in a rippling tone: "My daughter is super beautiful, super cute and has a super personality. When she is so fierce, even my dad can be as good as her. It's just amazing!"

other people:"……!!!"

That's really quite personal.

"correct!"

Deadpool reacted immediately, "Where's Wolverine? I have to talk to him about this matter, and see if he dares to always show off in front of me that he has two daughters~ are they two very powerful? I Good girls are so good that one is worth two."

Hearing Deadpool's words, Nightcrawler was surprised: "When did Logan have two daughters?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Deadpool suddenly turned his head to look at him, and he was so frightened that he quickly said, "I mean, Logan went to Ysu's Chinese restaurant."

Deadpool's white eyes widened all of a sudden: "Yi Su's Chinese restaurant!?"

Charles, who didn't know that Deadpool already knew who Ys was and had met her, thought he was wondering where Ys's Chinese restaurant was. Considering the relationship between Deadpool and Wolverine, if they were really in " My Chinese restaurant" meet...

Ok.

The consequences could be disastrous.

In order not to cause trouble for Ys, Charles was planning to change the topic, but who knew that before he had time to say it, Charles heard Deadpool speak, and he said: "That bastard is going to my good girl's Chinese restaurant What are you doing!? Does he have money to pay for his meals!?”

Charles: "...???"

other people:"……???"

Did they hear something terrible! ?

The author has something to say:

Although Yisu's breaking the dimension wall, custard bag attributes, and dramatists are really similar to Jianjian in all aspects, but he is really not a real father.

But I don't know why, I feel that Jianjian is really cute, and I suddenly want him to be my own father.

True father:? ? ?

Let me tell you, in fact, some sweethearts have already guessed that the father is the V hall, and the mother said that she would go to a remote mountainous area with no signal to teach or something, and she would go to Hogwarts to be a teacher for some reason.